Chapter 5: Sad Memories 2
How can you play virtual online games without a striking and in-depth game ID?
Although Xiao Yi has never played virtual online games before, he has never eaten pork, and he has never seen a pig run? He still understands the "supreme law" of this online game.
As a result, Comrade Xiao Yi, who did not have much stock in his head, began to search his intestines and scrape his stomach.
In order to embed his name in the game ID, Xiao Yi, who barely finished junior high school, died of brain cells.
Fortunately, after holding back for more than half an hour, this kid who scratched off countless hairs finally came up with a game ID that he thought was elegant and elegant.
Needless to say, the word "Xiao" is homophonic with "Yi" and "Yi". "Xiao Ran overnight", decisive and tall! Xiao Yi, who has just passed the blind line, has been deeply impressed by his euphemistic and slightly sad game ID!
After thinking about the game ID, it is natural to enter the game to establish a role as soon as possible, otherwise such a cultural and connotative game ID will be preemptively registered by other players, so Xiao Yi, who scratched off half of his hair in order to get a game ID, must not hit the wall!
Carefully set up the floating game cabin, and Xiao Yi, who was impatient, immediately stripped himself of himself and lay down happily.
The game hatch slowly closed, and a dazzling light lit up in front of Xiao Yi!
"Dear Ups and Downs, are you ready to get into the game?" A gentle female voice sounded in Xiao Yi's ears.
"Ready!" Xiao Yi replied excitedly.
With a slight click, many tubes of different thicknesses protruded from the floating game pod.
These tubes have different functions and shapes, and the parts of Xiao Yi's body that they touch are also different. For example, the eight thin tubes attached to Xiao Yi's head on the top are specifically responsible for transmitting the number of games to Xiao Yi's brain. As for the other pipes......
"Oh Mom! What the hell sucked on my ass? Xiao Yi's strange scream suddenly came from the game cabin.
Needless to say, it must be the cleaning tube in place that is responsible for cleaning up the player's excrement.
When the preparations were ready, Xiao Yi only felt a flower in front of him, and he entered a state of false sleep.
In the majestic background music of the game, Xiao Yi slowly opened his eyes.
Surrounded by a vast sea of clouds, mountains and fog, a crystal stone more than two meters high stood in front of Xiao Yi.
On this crystal stone surface as smooth as a mirror, Xiao Yi saw himself wearing only a pair of pants.
"Uh...... This game is very open! I wonder what it will be like when a female player enters the game? "Someone seems to have forgotten what they are supposed to do now.
"Dear adventurer, please choose your race and class." The gentle female voice rang out again.
At this time, on both sides of the crystal stone, there are two rows of race options in the ups and downs game.
Each race in the game has its own racial talents. Choosing a game race is the key to determining the future development of the game for players who are ups and downs. Therefore, knowledgeable players will choose a race that suits them most and can match their game class.
However, judging from the extremely solemn expression on Xiao Yi's face, he seemed to have his own opinions.
"Barbarians are too sloppy, don't! Goblins and dwarves are too frustrated, don't! Elf too sissy, don't! Orcs are too ugly, don't! The undead are too disgusting, don't! The demons are too insidious, don't! Terrans are too ordinary, don't! β
After negating all the races that could be selected, Xiao Yi suddenly found that there was a row of race options with question marks in the lower right corner of the crystal stone.
With Xiao Yi's curiosity that is more cat-than-cat, will he not order it?
Of course not!
It's a pity that it's also a white spot, and those race options are not yet open, and players can't choose them.
Comrade Xiao Yi, who is very critical, launched a round of harsh criticism on the appearance characteristics of each game race.
After struggling for five minutes, Xiao Yi finally chose the Terran.
"We are the human race, we can't forget our roots!" Comrade Xiao Yi, a critic, prepared a step for himself.
The next step is to choose a career in gaming.
This time, Xiao Yi was very simple, he directly chose the mage.
The reason is simple, because mages are ranged attack classes and don't have to be on the front line. How nice it would be to hide behind the line and put a black gun! In a team battle, you can put a black gun while talking about ideals and life with the priests and girls around you.
The most important thing is that the mage has teleportation skills, and if he can't beat the opponent, he can run away with a swish.
Of course, the word "escape" will never come from the mouth of Comrade Xiao Yi. In the words of this kid, it was called a "strategic retreat."
When Xiao Yi determined his game race and game profession, the crystal stone like a dressing mirror reflected the image of a young Terran mage.
"Well, it's not bad! It's this robe and this staff that are a little shabby. Xiao Yi, who was wearing a new magic robe, held the new magic staff in his hand and turned around in front of the crystal stone.
Since Xiao Yi chose the Terrans, his mage character was very similar to him in appearance. Of course, if the player chooses another race, the Ups and Downs game system will not only add the appearance characteristics of that race to the player, but also retain the player's original appearance to the greatest extent.
Therefore, in the ups and downs of the game world, in terms of the appearance of the player, there will never be a situation where "the female Tyrannosaurus rex becomes a goddess, and the dwarf and poor become rich and handsome".
Finally, it's time to name your own character.
"Xiao Ran for a night!" Xiao Yi did not hesitate to enter his "tall" game ID.
"The name of the game is available, congratulations on your successful registration! Adventurer is quiet overnight, your Ups and Downs game character has been set up, and you can immediately enter the game and experience the infinite magic of the world of ups and downs! β
Xiao Ran decisively pressed the "Enter Game" button overnight.
There was another flower in front of him, and the sea of clouds, mountains, and fog around Xiao Ran just now was gone, and what was showing in front of him at this moment was a bustling town with people coming and going.
Ban.
As one of the many novice towns in Jiuding Continent, Banqiao Town is located in the southwest border of Jiuding Continent. Players must reach level 5 in this type of beginner town before they can progress to a higher level of the main town.
As soon as he saw that Banqiao Town was in front of him, Xiao Ran immediately walked towards the town in a hurry. But as soon as he walked to the door of the archway at the west end of the town, the kid stopped.
"Oops! Forget about turning off the lights! Xiao Ran slapped his head and exclaimed.
"Now I'm in the game pod, and the lights in the room are on, isn't that a waste of electricity? No way! I'll have to turn off the lights first. Comrade Xiao Ran, who was diligent and thrifty, immediately clicked on his control panel.
After pressing the exit button, Xiao Ran closed his eyes overnight and waited to quit the game.
Five seconds passed.
Xiao Ran opened his eyes overnight, and it seemed that he was still standing in place.
"Didn't you press it just now?" The kid aimed at the exit button and pressed it again.
Ten seconds passed.
Xiao Ran was still standing stupidly at the door of the archway all night.
"What's going on?" Xiao Ran was a little unsettled overnight.
Taking a deep breath, the kid decided to take a few more hits.
Five clicks in a row, but there was no movement.
Twenty clicks in a row, but there was still no movement.
"Damn, I don't believe it yet!" Xiao Ran, who was distressed about his home appliance bills, was anxious overnight!
I saw him roll up his sleeves, and the left and right index fingers attacked repeatedly, aiming at the exit button is a sharp poke!
This stupid gesture immediately attracted the curious eyes of the surrounding passers-by.
"What is this guy doing? Does the system control panel have a grudge against him? β
"Nope! I think he must be practicing some special skill! β
"Oh? Special skills! Why don't we go over and ask him where he got the skills? β
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A minute later.
Xiao Ran, who clicked 127 times in a row to quit the game, finally stopped overnight!
It's not that he doesn't want to continue, it's that this kid finds that there seems to be an extra system prompt on his control panel.
Xiao Ran immediately clicked on this system prompt overnight.
"You're a second! Don't order it! Don't you see so many people around you looking at you like a monkey? β
"Uh...... This is...... System prompt? Xiao Ran rolled his eyes overnight.
Before he could react, a second system prompt came.
"Don't be stupid to stand at the entrance of the archway and be embarrassed! Hurry up and give me another village wine shop! If you don't come, you kid won't want to quit the game! β
Seeing this system prompt, Xiao Ran didn't say a word all night, and just left!
The light bulbs are still on at home! Electricity bills......
Embarrassed to smile at the onlookers, Xiao Ran followed the small map overnight and came to an inconspicuous small wine shop in Banqiao Town.
Outside the wine shop, a wine flag fluttered in the wind, with three large crooked characters written on it.
Another village!
This is it! Xiao Ran got into it overnight.
The liquor store was empty, except for a bartender who was dozing off the counter, except for a small old man sitting at the window table in the corner.
The little old man looked to be in his sixties, with gray hair, a small nose and small eyes, and a mustache on his chin.
"What do you see? Don't hurry up yet! Seeing Xiao Ran standing at the door of the wine shop stupidly all night, the little old man put the wine glass on the wooden table, stared at him and shouted at him.
Xiao Ran hurriedly took a few steps to the little old man overnight, and sat opposite the little old man.
"Good news, bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Without waiting for Xiao Ran to speak overnight, the little old man spoke first.
"Uh...... Does this have anything to do with me quitting the game? Xiao Ran asked rhetorically overnight.
"Of course!" The little old man glared at the little eyes and slapped the table.
"Let's hear the bad news first." Xiao Ran replied casually overnight.
First bitter and then sweet.
I saw the little old man grin and said, "The bad news is that you can't get out." β
"What?" Xiao Ran jumped up from the stool with his eyes wide open!
Immediately the boy sat down again.
"The plot, it must be the plot of the game, and it's not just some special mission. Can't get out? Pure! Thinking about it like this, Xiao Ran suddenly had a score in his heart all night.
"And what about the good news?" Xiao Ran asked calmly overnight.
"Good news, you kid will follow the old man and me in the future!" The sloppy little old man patted his chest unashamedly.
"That's it?" Xiao Ran's eyes widened overnight.
"It's over." The little old man replied casually.
"Uh...... I didn't say how to quit the game for a long time, this old man is really! Delayed me for 7 minutes! Xiao Ran, who felt that he had been fooled, didn't say a word all night, stood up and left.
Just when Xiao Ran walked to the door of the wine shop overnight, the voice of the little old man came from behind him.
"Boy! I don't have time to talk to you, here's an address, come here and come to me when you reach level 5. β
The little old man didn't move anymore.
Xiao Ran habitually glanced back overnight, only to see that there was no one at the wine table by the window, and there was a small note pressed under the wine jug on the table.
"Cut! I also play mystery with my brother, I don't bother to pay attention to you! Xiao Ran shook his head and walked out of the wine shop overnight.
Ten minutes later.
Xiao Ran, who looked like a bitter melon, squatted on the side of the small street in Banqiao Town overnight, holding a small note in his hand.
"It's over, there's definitely a bug in this game! I've quit the game more than a thousand times, and I'm still sad that I can't get out! I knew that there was no pie in the sky, and it must be something wrong with my game pod! Xiao Ran pestled his cheeks all night, wanting to cry without tears.
"Is it really that little old man NPC who did it? This is not scientific! NPCs don't let players go offline, do you want to get mixed up with the ups and downs game company? Damn, I'm going to complain about them online! Xiao Ran thought about it through gritted teeth overnight.
Just do it! The kid quickly clicked on the online complaint bar on the control panel.
I saw that the online complaint bar on the control panel was gray, and it couldn't be used at all!
"This ......" Xiao Ran was speechless all night.
"Ding!" The system prompt is here again.
"You stinky boy! Want to complain about me? Sue sΓΉ, no way! Hurry up to level 5 and follow the address on the note to find me! If you are a kid, maybe the old man and I will be happy, and I will let you quit the game. Otherwise, you can do it yourself! By the way, your external communication system has also been frozen, how about it? The old man is very thoughtful, right? Ha ha! β
Seeing this system prompt, Xiao Ran burst into tears all night.
"Uncle's! Don't bring such a pit player! That's bullying! Xiao Ran, who was extremely angry, crumpled the small note in his hand into a ball overnight, and raised his hand to throw it into the ditch on the side of the street.
Half of his arms were thrown out, and Xiao Ran retracted his hand again overnight.
"This is evidence that I was cheated! No, you have to keep it away, and then you can theorize with the ups and downs of the game company! Xiao Ran thought all night as he reopened the crumpled small note.
I saw a row of crooked small words written on the small note:
"If you want to find the old man, go to the grocery store next door to the Mage Union of Tianhuo City, and ask Aunt Li, who has a needlework stall at the door, to scream."
Looking at this small note, Xiao Ran was speechless all night.
A moment later, on the side of the small street of Banqiao Town, an extremely sad and indignant wail sounded......
"Zhen Nima cheats daddy--!"
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