Chapter 131: Easter Egg Hamburger
Xiao Shi turned his head sideways and glanced at Dante Green, whose eyes were all frustrated and depressed, and he suddenly felt some sympathy for him, but he still had to tell him about this cruel fact: "Yes, only half a year." ”
Receiving a dashing affirmative reply, the only light left in Dante Green's eyes dimmed.
Growing up, he appeared as a basketball elite, otherwise he would not have received a full scholarship to Syracuse University, or he would not have been selected by the NBA. Although the NBA is full of talent, he is still confident that he can establish himself in this league.
But now, he found that he couldn't even deal with a rookie who had only practiced basketball for half a year, and people had stepped on him several times. But he was still unable to turn the tables, but was thrown farther and farther away with the advancement of time.
A strong sense of powerlessness hit him, and he suddenly felt that the world in front of him had become bleak.
Just when Dante Green was stunned, Xiao Shi walked over and patted him on the shoulder, 'comforting': "This world must have a genius like me to be interesting. Of course, you also have the value of your deposit. The night sky, with the moon and the stars, does not conflict. So, go for it! Try to set me off! ”
The dashing comfort is undoubtedly stinky, with a lofty momentum.
If it was before three jumpers, Dent Green would have scoffed and even ironically mocked. But now, he was carefully examining what Xiao Shi said, and soon he reacted convincingly, he nodded: "There are really geniuses in this world." ”
After he whispered this, his eyes gradually became firm, and he subconsciously clenched his fists. A voice in his throat was rolling and trembling: "But." I'm not going to throw in the towel that easily. Even if I'm the smallest star. I'm going to shine my light too!! ”
After deciding that Xiao Xiao was a more advanced genius than himself, Dante Green broke out with a greater fighting spirit. Because he has placed himself in the right position, he can put down his baggage and fight with all his might.
Xiao Shao could think that his comfort had a positive effect, and his original purpose was not so magnificent. He originally wanted to completely crush Dante Green's confidence, but he didn't expect Dante Green's confidence to be crushed and then resurrected. He actually relaunched the challenge with a new attitude.
The audience doesn't know, and the narrator doesn't know.
They also bothered to dwell on a step-back jumper.
"The chic turning movement is very smooth. There should be very few players in the defender who have his back-to-back skills, right? Neil Johnson threw out questions.
"Yes, very few, even fewer who can play as smoothly as Xiao. You look at Byron Davis on the court, he's called Shaquille O'Neal of point guards, but he's not really good at his back movements, he's just big butt. "Kenny Smith's commentary style is always used to praising a person and hacking a person at the same time.
This movement is actually evolved from Michael Jordan's movements, but his turning speed is faster than Michael's, but his rhythm is obviously not as good as Michael's. But it's already pretty good, at least in terms of posture, much more graceful than the other Los Angeles No.24. I'm not belittleing Kobe. It's that his movements are really mechanical, and they are the result of hard work. It's not a reflection of talent. Charles Barkley commented.
Although Xiao Xiao chose No. 24 for his own reasons, he will still be compared to Kobe Bryant countless times. Especially after he used his long-lost Michael Jordan-style step-back shot. After all, before that, the best imitator was Kobe Bryant.
The game is still going on.
However, the Kings seem to have lost their hearty offensive rhythm. They don't have a strong breakout, and their core Kevin Martin is just a pitcher.
When teams are in a stalemate, without a strong ball carrier stepping up and tearing apart the opposition's defence, the remaining attacking options are lackluster.
While Dante Green works hard, his ball-handling ability isn't tough on NBA-caliber defense. As Charles Barkley said, he's a role player with no character.
And Xiao is now clearly in the position of a privileged player, and he has become the anchor of the Clippers. Because he has the ability to break through the opponent's defense independently, his pull-up jump shot is now maintained at a relatively high level. This puts him like a nuclear weapon on the offensive end, which is not enough to limit at least with the Kings' defensive ability.
So, for the rest of the third quarter, Xiao Sang completely dominated the game.
He scored 19 points on 7-of-11 shooting in the first quarter and threw the Kings in the trash.
After two or three minutes of the fourth quarter, Xiao Xiao went off the break because he really didn't have any body. Fortunately, at this time, the Kings also lost their fighting spirit and were unwilling to fight back, and completely gave up the game.
Xiao Shi returned to the bench seat, and directly tired and lay down, lay down for a while, and drank a few drinks in a big gulp. Still feeling extremely prostration, at this time, he couldn't help but feel a little lucky, if the Kings' defense was a little stronger, I am afraid that he would not have a chance to successfully kill them. Because his tired body couldn't support him for twenty minutes, or even fifteen minutes.
That is to say, he can maintain the highlight for about ten minutes at most,
The god-killing mode in a tired state is really a double-edged sword.
If you meet a strong team like the Spurs, you won't be able to win even if you get prostration!
You still have to hurry up and practice your jump shot to a normal state to be so accurate!
Xiao Sprinkle silently made up his mind in his heart, such a competition is too risky, and it feels like walking a tightrope at a high altitude. Although it is gorgeous and exciting, it is also thrilling. And it can be said that killing 1,000 enemies and losing 800 self.
With three minutes left in the game, Xiao Sa finally couldn't suppress the protest from his stomach, and he borrowed some money from the management in the back to buy a hamburger from the teenager who came over to sell hamburgers.
I devoured it in three or two clicks, and then poured another cup of Gatorade, which was free anyway.
At this time, he still felt very hungry in his stomach.
But he didn't continue to eat because he felt that the things in the arena were more expensive than the ones outside. It's a terrible thing to tip as a star, and tipping is more than a hamburger.
So, for financial reasons, he gave up continuing to eat.
Instead, he stood up and walked to the locker room. Because it suddenly occurred to him that he should still have two apples in his locker, which had been hastily put in his bag this morning.
Xiao turned around and went to the locker room, but the big screen above his head was playing back the image of him munching on a hamburger, as if he were a comic actor performing, so it made the whole Stepups laugh. No way, the picture of the game is too boring, and it's not as interesting as eating a hamburger seriously.
At this time, T-N-T is also playing that scene. Similarly, there was a lot of laughter in the studio, and in fact most of the viewers who watched the TV show laughed. Because it's really funny, although Xiao Xiao's expression is serious, he's not funny, he's really hungry, but the more serious he is, the funnier everyone thinks.
On top of that, T-N-T quickly found footage from the camera aimed at the Clippers' bench, and they played back a long footage. Starting from sitting down on the bench seat with Xiao Dash, then drinking drinks wildly, and then seeing his expression painful and tangled, he finally borrowed ten dollars from the management behind him in hesitation, and then beckoned to the teenager who sold the food, and after carefully asking the price, he carefully chose the smallest burger, and finally showed the effect of gobbling up.
All the pictures are connected, and it immediately becomes a Chaplin-style mime, which is very funny.
"Obviously, this kid is really hungry. What I found even funnier, though, was that he was so careful when he asked the boy the price that he looked like a slum stinky boy. Feed! You're a millionaire, you're an NBA player! Are you that poor? Neil Johnson patted the table and complained, swearing it was the best he'd seen tonight.
"Maybe it's because he only borrowed ten dollars." Kenny Smith shrugged his shoulders as he explained his slick behavior with his logic: "You have to know that it's always bad to borrow money from someone as a millionaire, and this kind of bad behavior is even better than haggling with a hawker, and that's what happened to me. ”
"In fact, advertisers should see the opportunity. Hey, McDonald's, hey, KFC. Do you see that? This is the best spokesperson, you put the picture of eating a burger in the advertisement, and the sales are definitely higher than asking Kobe Bryant. You know, Kobe Bryant's face makes people lose their appetite at first glance, and chic... Well, he tastes really delicious. I'm itching for a hamburger right now. Charles Barkley patted his belly, he was really hungry.
"Well, the game is coming to an end, and everyone is welcome to watch this game of the Kings vs. Clippers. In the end, the Clippers managed to defeat the Kings with the outstanding play of super rookie Xiao. And the only highlight of this game, I think, is the hamburger that was eaten by the dash. Well, that's it, goodbye, viewers! ”
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The cold is very severe these days. The update is a bit unimpressive, sorry everyone.
I try to get in good shape as soon as possible-
(To be continued......)