Chapter 335: It's too embarrassing
Yin Chang was silent for a while, erased the seal, and opened the furnace door.
The inside of the stove was pitch black, and there was not a single light in sight.
Yin Chang was surprised: "The Bodhi spirit bone itself has light, why is there no light?"
Just as he was puzzled, the wind rose in his ears, and a figure flashed past him.
Yin Chang hurriedly turned around, swept away in a flash, and saw Yin Li fleeing down the mountain with his bare buttocks.
"How is this possible! The fire is close to the melting point of the Bodhi spirit bone, how can he not die! Oops, my five-spice voulel ......! Yin Li, where do you want to run away with your bare ass!" Yin Chang jumped up in the air and chased after him.
When Yin Li was running, he looked back: "It's bad, I'm not as fast as him!"
Fleeing to the foot of the mountain, he saw that he was being overtaken, and suddenly saw a man jumping out of a crack in the stone.
It turned out that it was your who slipped away, and he ran to Yin Li: "Get on my back!"
Yin Li was overjoyed, and without thinking, he jumped naked on his back.
Your flipped away and used the bloodline talent "Chasing the Stars", and suddenly fled forward like a flash of lightning.
Yin Chang was furious, urging Gong Fei to rush: "Little thief, put people down for me, otherwise I will slash you with one palm!"
When he shouted, he urged "Double Pupils and Red Golden Eyes" to cast a black abyss fire on Yin Li and the others.
"You still want to use this trick to catch me, master, I'll bear it, I'll bear it!" Wu'er Kai endured the pain of annihilation, instantly opened the distance between him and Yin Chang, crossed the Gobi, arrived at the exit, and then said to Yin Li: "Hurry up, hurry up, he's coming!"
"Don't rush, right now. Yin Li urged to use his pupil power to open the door of the meteoric mirror.
Ur Kai slipped his back to Yin Li, and rushed out with a swing of steps.
However, the meteorite mirror world of Wushabao was cast high in the sky by Yin Chang.
Your slipped out, stepped on the void, and fell straight down.
"Oh, I'm going to fall to death! ”
"What are you calling, with me here, I will never let you die!"
Yin Li turned over in mid-air, with his back to the ground, and held your hands up.
With a bang, the two fell on the mountainside, smashing out a two-meter-deep crater.
Yin Li's back landed on the ground first, surrounded by a mixed yuan soul body, and still spurted two mouthfuls of blood.
At this time, Yin Chang just flew out of the Meteorite Mirror Gate.
Your was startled, got up, and ran again with Yin Li on his back.
Yin Li raised his knife and faced south: "Where is Taichang, go back to Taichang!"
Ur fled in the direction of his fingers, leaping over a mountain and seeing a megacity in the distance. So he rushed even faster, and flowed through a wasteland and wild forest outside the city, and swung directly into the city gate like electricity, and the officers and soldiers guarding the city were stunned for a moment.
Yin Chang snorted angrily, paused in the air, and did not enter the city.
Looking condescendingly from afar, your Kaiyu and Yin Li lost their traces.
The great wish was shattered, he sighed, turned and flew away.
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After fleeing into the city with Yin Li on his back, Urkai immediately hid in the alley.
The two of them lay at the mouth of the alley and secretly looked at Yin Chang in the air outside the city.
Seeing Yin Chang fly away, the two dared to loosen their tense nerves.
When they shifted their gaze from the sky to the ground, they found that the street was full of pedestrians.
The men gathered outside the alley, some smiling and some pointing at the two of them.
A gust of wind blew from the depths of the alley, Yin Li noticed that his buttocks were cold, and touched it with his backhand, but it was an empty crotch.
Oops! No clothes on his body! Yin Li hurriedly slipped his face away and hid it on his back. The shy appearance of hiding his head and hiding his face made the onlookers laugh. The point is that Yin Li was still lying on your body, and when you saw others laughing, he grinned like an idiot.
Yin Li said: "People laugh at the two of us, what are you smirking at!"
"I know, they laugh at you for not having any clothes. ”
Yin Li jumped off his back and ran deep into the alley with his thighs in his hands.
Ul slipped after him, pointing at his ass and laughing.
"Grandma's, this is too embarrassing!" Yin Li gritted his teeth and endured.
There were also quite a few people in the alley, and when they saw a man running over, the man laughed while pointing his fingers, shouting that he was going to catch the adulterer, and the woman was stomping her feet and cursing on the surface, covering her face with her hands, but in fact she opened her fingers and peeked, and she was almost drooling.
Yin Li walked around the alley for a long time and squatted down in a no-man's land.
When your came over, he took off his shirt and put it on his body.
As a result, both of them are naked.
Walk out of the alley and go straight to the clothing store amid the ridicule of pedestrians.
After choosing two sets of clothes in the clothing store and putting them on, Yin Li said to the clothing store owner: "On credit, I will send you money in a while." ”
The owner of the clothing store had a big head and grabbed the two of them: "No, no, no, the small shop is a small business, and there is no credit." ”
"Hehe, if you don't take credit, you have to take credit. Yin Li shook the boss's hand away, and the two of them ran out with oil on the soles of their feet, walked through the alley, got rid of the pursuit of the clothing store owner, and the two walked out of the avenue and walked towards the inner city. When he was about to get home, Yin Li slipped away with your and said, "Come to my house for a light meal, I'll give you money, and you can go home." ”
"I can't go home, I'm long gone." ”
Yin Li said: "You always say that there are old and young, why do you say that there is no home?"
Ur slipped away: "Yes, there are old and young, that's right." Well, that's before. My family has been thieves for generations, not doing business, and is not very popular in the Gaman Empire, and by my father's generation, the whole family was beheaded. My father dared to steal anything, after stealing the princes and nobles, he also stole the king's treasures, and he even stole the fairy treasures of Doutianfu. He not only stole treasures, he also stole people, he slept with the king's concubine, hehehehe, and finally let the king catch him, and the whole family was beheaded. I'm the only one in our family, I'm still a wanted criminal, and I can't go back. ”
Yin Li asked, "Then where are you going?" I can give you money. ”
Ur slipped away: "Don't go anywhere, your home is my home." ”
Yin Li was stunned and said, "What! You mean it's up to me?"
Ur laughed and said, "Hehe, you can say that." ”
Yin Li shook his hand: "No, I don't know you very well, what's the matter if you live in my house." ”
Ur slipped away: "What kind of person, I just saved you, as soon as you get out of danger, you will turn your face and don't recognize people! It doesn't matter if you are familiar with each other or not, we are friends of life and death, this is undeniable." Since it is a friend of life and death, and I saved you again, should you take me home, I will not eat and drink in vain at your house, so it is decided. Okay, don't be stunned, let's go. ”
Yin Li said angrily: "It's right that you saved me, I also saved you, let's help each other." ”
Your laughed, grabbed Yin Li's shoulders and walked forward: "Yes, it's like you said, so I said, we are friends of life and death." Besides, I went to your house to save face, and others invited me to go, but I still won't go. ”
Yin Li was angry and funny: "You don't have to give me face, really, you don't have to give me face." ”
Ur slipped away: "You have a treasure in your family that you are afraid that I will steal, what are you doing when you steal your own things." ”
Yin Li saw that the more he talked, the more he didn't treat himself as an outsider, and couldn't help but secretly wipe his sweat: "Then stay for two days, and I'll send you away in two days." ”