Chapter Twenty-Seven: It's a Sunny Day
Xu Yue straightened his police hat: "Ahem, I am now the deputy captain of the criminal police team of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, you can just call me Team Xu." ”
Li Yi: "......"
"Mr. Li Yi, last night's incident ......"
Without waiting for Xu Yue to continue, Li Yi took her hand and walked outside.
Jiaojiao, Qian'er is next to her, it's better not to let them know about yesterday's incident.
The matter is very simple, the security guard of the Nirvana Hotel sued Ling Yu (Ziling Piaoyu), saying that she was a prostitute, cheated money and sex, and deliberately plotted to trap Mr. Li, and now she has been arrested in accordance with the law.
Xu Yue is very simple to find Li Yi, make a record to prove it, and it's OK.
"How did you become a police officer?"
On the street, Li Yi and Xu Yue walked side by side.
"I'm bored at home, so I'm going to be Luo." Xu Yue clasped her hands together and flipped back and forth, even if she wore a police uniform, her naughty personality did not change in the slightest.
With her qualifications, being a police officer is simply too easy.
"That, Ling Yu and Bai Xiaoya's case, it's a misunderstanding, you can do me a favor and eliminate this case."
Xu Yue's eyes widened: "Why?" ”
"Leave a line in your work, and see each other in the future."
Ling Yu and Bai Xiaoya's matter was nothing, saying that they were plotting, but Li Yi didn't have anything to do now, on the contrary, Bai Xiaoya was hospitalized, in Li Yi's words, they had already suffered a lot, and the matter ended here, he didn't want to investigate it deeply.
With Xu Yue maneuvering around, the case was quickly withdrawn and Ling Yu was released.
After sending Xu Yue away, Li Yi went back to his room and continued to sleep, and slept until about 8 o'clock in the evening, when he was woken up by a sharp pain.
When he opened his eyes in a daze, Li Yi saw a distorted face, making a fierce appearance of gritting his teeth, a light and fluttering body riding on his body, with two very powerful little hands, pinching the flesh on his chest.
"Mom, you actually injured my sister, my mother didn't teach you a lesson today, you really think that our Bai family is bullying!"
The person who rode on him and pinched his flesh was none other than Sister Cat.
"Let go!"
Li Yi grabbed the arm of the singing cat and wanted to pull her hand away.
"Loose fart, you don't accept it!"
The cat that loves to sing came out fiercely, and the more Li Yi told her to let go, the harder she pinched, and the two pieces of meat skin made her pull up, and even squeaked.
"Fuck you!"
Li Yi was also angry, he was tired for a day, slept for a day, and encountered this kind of thing again in a daze, what could he do?
Turning over, he pressed the singing cat to the bottom, and then let out a loud shout, using a trick of 'grabbing the milk dragon claw hand'.
"You let go!"
"You let go!"
“cāo!”
“cāo!”
The two of you pinched me, and I grabbed you, and they competed with each other.
I have to say that the cat who loves to sing is indeed very brave, don't look at her low height, but she is explosive, ruthless, super strong, Li Yi grabbed her chest, pulled her back, and pulled her grinning but still didn't let go.
"Squeak ......"
The cat who loves to sing is not only pinched, but also screwed on, Li Yi was in pain, angry, twisted his left hand upward, twisted his right hand downward, and used Sister Cat's chest as a rotating instrument.
"I'm cāo your father, you're...... It's ruthless. ”
The singing cat's painful face was deformed, although she hadn't let go yet, but under Li Yi's vigorous twisting, she couldn't use all her strength.
Compared with men, women's strength is much worse than men's, whether it is sustained or explosive, although Sister Mao is brave, after all, she is still a woman, and she competes fiercely with Li Yi, and when it lasts for a long time, her strength will fall behind.
The singing cat took a breath of cold air: "If you loosen it first, I'll let it go." ”
"You go first."
"Cāo, sister never lies, you loosen first!"
Li Yi hesitated for a moment and let go of his hands.
"Squeak Squeak......"
The cat who loves to sing suddenly twists his hands......
"Smack!"
She did let go, but Li Yi's chest also left two points of black green, and the last moment was too ruthless.
"I let go, let go!"
"I'll let you go~!"
Although Li Yi could endure the pain, he almost screamed out in pain just now, the cat who loves to sing is too bad, and he chose to suddenly attack when he was relaxed, and the pain was doubled.
"It's just a lesson for you, who let you hurt my sister!"
"Who hurt your sister? Obviously she fell on her own, what does it have to do with me? ”
"Phew, my sister didn't tell me, but what the can you do if you drill into her room in the middle of the night? cāo!”
The singing cat gasped and drew his middle finger at Li Yibi.
Li Yi came to his senses at this time: "You drill into my room in the middle of the night, what good do you want to do?" ”
"I'm here to avenge my sister, what's wrong, don't accept it? Don't you bite me? ”
Li Yiyi lowered his head and bit Sister Mao's chest, and suddenly there was a snort.
The singing cat pushed Li Yi hard, struggled to get up, shook his body in pain, pulled up his corset and looked inside, and yelled at Li Yi: "Cāo your father, you really bite, my head was bitten by you." ”
"I don't believe it." Li Yi is even more damaged.
"Cāo, it's broken."
"I didn't see it, it's fake."
"Cāo your father, the old lady will prove it to you now, it's really broken!"
The singing cat tugged down the bodice hard, and two white xiaolongbao were presented in front of Li Yi.
Both buns were a little red and swollen, and one of them had a broken head......
Li Yi's bite just now was too ruthless.
"cāo, tell you to watch a JB, damn it again."
The singing cat scolded and put on the corset.
"Your sister is fine, just raise it for a few days."
"Cāo, the old lady also knows that she is fine, otherwise today it would not be pinch you, but castrate you."
The singing cat raised its hand in a threatening gesture and made a cutting motion.
Li Yi jī Lingling shuddered, he believed a hundred times that a cat who loves to sing can really do it.
But then again, how did Jiaojiao and Qian'er do it, how did they put this terrorist in my room? I locked the door!
The si's little pepper, too poor to clean up!
The cat who loves to sing looked at Li Yi with eyes full of contempt: "Crazy JB goods, you won't be scared and hard, right?" ”
"How do you speak?"
"I know in my heart, have you heard that sentence? If you don't, it's a sunny day!"
"What do you see, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? It's a pity that this beauty doesn't belong to you, you can't do it. ”
The singing cat stood up, slapped Li Yi's plump buttocks defiantly, twisted and shook, and walked out of the door in shame.
"Come when you want, leave when you want?"
Li Yi jumped off the bed, took three steps and did two steps, ran to the door, and reached out to pat it.
"Smack!"
The lights were turned off and the room was plunged into darkness.
“cāo,cāo!”
The singing cat poses in a parry posture and swears in his mouth.
Without light, she is no different from a blind man......
"Am I a man?"
"You, eunuch si!"
Li Yi approached from behind, picked up the singing cat by the waist, and threw it on the bed.
"You dare!"
"What don't you dare!"
Li Yifei jumped on the bed, the singing cat's eyes couldn't see, and the defense became less powerful, and soon, half of the cutie was taken off, the white bra also fell, and the sexy denim shorts on the lower body were also dragged to the ankle.
The two rolled over on the bed.
At first, Li Yi rode the singing cat under him, but he didn't expect the singing cat to suddenly exert his strength and turn over and ride Li Yi under him, but Li Yi naturally refused to show weakness, continued to stand up, and soon took the initiative again.
The two of you go back and forth, and in the end, Li Yili is superior, and he pressed Sister Cat, who was panting and unable to move, under him.
"Come on, my sister should be bitten by a mosquito."
If you want to say that a cat that loves to sing, it is really a wonderful flower, the more you ignore her, the more energetic she is, and always 'bī' you do something to her.
Like what she says now, what man wouldn't be angry when he hears it?
Just be bitten by a mosquito, this metaphor is too much!
Li Yi hugged Sister Mao's long legs and stepped forward......
"Cāo, are you really a virgin?"
"Damn, absolutely!"
"Get out!"
"Cāo, what the do you mean? Ouch...... It's not small......"
"Virgins know the size too?"
"Nonsense, ask Baidu if you don't decide on internal affairs, ask Google if you don't decide on foreign affairs, haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig go?"
"Why does that sound so awkward......"
Before Li Yi could make too much of a move, Sister Cat was already babbling......
That skillful tone almost made Li Yi collapse.
Is this Nima really a virgin?
A big battle lasted for an hour before it stopped.
After the war, Sister Mao obediently lay on Li Yi's arm, caressed his chest with her little hands, and said shyly: "When I was riding a bicycle when I was a child, I accidentally fell and broke my ......"
"Get out!"
"Cāo, believe it or not, sister is really ......"
Li Yi pressed his forehead with his hand, a little regretful that he was too impulsive, it was the first time he had seen such a powerful virgin.
After another minute, Sister Mao pushed Li Yi: "Hey, are you resting?" ”
"What?"
"Go on, I...... I thought about it again. ”
"I'm ...... Day"
"Sister help you."
Before Li Yi said no, Sister Mao's head had already moved towards him little by little......
How can the storm in the night be stopped once or twice?
For a whole night, Li Yi and Sister Mao never got out of bed.
The next morning, Sister Cat's face was ruddy, she was humming a little song in her mouth, and Meizizi left.
Li Yi pressed his hand on his forehead and kept shaking.
The words left by the singing cat when he left made Li Yi feel like he couldn't cry or laugh.
"Sue you, we have no tomorrow today, you are not allowed to pester my sister, do you hear?"
I got up, washed my face and brushed my teeth, lay down on the bed and thought for a while, and then called the singing cat.
"You're really a virgin?"
"Swear to God, really!"
“…… It's all right. ”
After talking to Sister Mao on the phone, Li Yi took a deep breath, put on his glasses controller, and entered the game.