I gently and the big shark Shaquille. O'Neill's fat body hugged and whispered a heartfelt welcome in his ear: "Welcome to my wedding, I'm so happy1,!" ”

"Haha.

Fast ...... update Congratulations to you and Ivanka! Guess the gift we brought you? "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill had a smug smile on his face.

"Can't guess!" I said with a smile on my face, but my heart became uneasy, and I kept praying to the gods and Buddhas: I hope these bastards don't mess up my wedding.

"Where's the sign-in desk?" Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill didn't tell me what was in his suitcase, but asked where the sign-in desk was with a mysterious expression.

"There it is!" I reached out and gestured to the sign-in desk.

Big shark Shaquille. O'Neal nodded at me and walked towards the check-in desk, where I turned and hugged Kobe. Bryant, but I just said those insincere words and listened to Shaquille. O'Neill turned his head and said:

"Come here, come and see what we have for you! Ha ha...... If you're satisfied, take a few photos with our gifts! "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill couldn't help but laugh.

"That's right! Right! Right! I'm already looking forward to Kwame's expression after seeing the gift we prepared for him, so I don't need to greet us one by one, just go to the sign-in desk 1,! "Reggie. Miller couldn't wait.

"Reggie is right, let's go to the sign-in desk together, ha......" Tim. Duncan's stone Buddha couldn't help but laugh.

I don't have any hope for the contents of these bastards' suitcases, I think there must be something in them that makes people laugh and cry, and glanced at Ivanka next to me. Trump, her eyes were also worried. There is also a hint of curiosity in this piece of worry.

I nodded, and with that damn smile on my face, I led the bastards to the check-in desk.

Shaquille, the big shark, turned around and stretched out his hand to signal everyone to stop, so that everyone was lined up. Let them put the suitcase in front of the house themselves, and then smile at me and say, "Kwame! Don't you guess what kind of gift we have in store for you? ”

What gift? The devil knows what they have for me!

See me shake my head, Shaquille. O'Neill waved his hand proudly and said, "Gentlemen, let our bridegroom meet us for his gifts."

Dozens of suitcases were opened together, and everyone on the scene gasped. Everyone was shocked, and the dozens of suitcases were slowly stacked with coins, and under the shè of the sun that had been tilted but still warm, patches of silver light appeared.

"Kwame! This is our gift money for you! You let people count it! After the counting, we went in and got ready for the wedding! Haha...... "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill smirked.

Counts?!

Fuck you! If this is counted, how much manpower and material resources will be consumed, even if a company of people is sent to count, it will not be counted within an hour or two. The most invitable big shark Shaquille. O'Neill also shouted that when the count was over, he would go to the wedding.

I'm going mad 1,! The most infuriating thing is that the others have already started to heckle.

"Kwame! Let's take a count! We're still waiting for your wedding! ”

"The wedding is about to start, you should hurry up and count it! Before we get out, we're going to miss your wedding! ”……

These bastards led by the big shark are all well-known stars in the United States. Their arrival attracted the attention of the New York TV directors, who had already run over with their cameras in their hands, and by the time they saw Shaquille O'Neal make this show, the bastards' hearts were already happy......

"Shaquille, who came up with this trick? Is that you? A bespectacled reporter asked excitedly, with a smug look on his face. O'neill.

"Yes! That's what I came up with, and the trick I came up with is very powerful! You can't even think of it! Hahaha...... "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill was laughing.

"Then why are you spoofing Kwame's wedding?" Brother Glasses continued to ask.

"Kwame this guy made me lose so much money during the All-Star break. If I don't prank him, I'll be very uncomfortable! Haha...... "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill was laughing......

"Tim, why are you following Shaquille to prank Kwame?" Brother Glasses handed the microphone to Tim again. Duncan's mouth.

"On the finals. Marrick. Rose will be suspended for fifteen games next season for a malicious foul on Kwame, and the fifteen-game ban will cost Marry Cross about $8o, which makes him unhappy, saying he wants to see Kwame. Brown's embarrassment will balance his heart a little. So I followed Shaquille. O'Neill is here! "Tim. Duncan said shamelessly. I listened to what he said, and I wanted to go up and beat him. Marrick. Rose lost 800,000, but the Wizards did lose the championship, we didn't settle accounts with them, they even beat 1,......

"Reggie, why did you respond to Shaquille's event?" Brother Glasses asked Reggie again. Miller.

"Kwame is my big creditor in this year's All-Star and in the playoffs, I'm old, maybe I can't get it back, I have to take a chance to get revenge, and this is my best chance......" Reggie. Miller had a hateful expression, obviously he wanted to see me embarrassed, and the bigger the embarrassment, the better......

"Yao Ming, what's the matter with you? Why are you here too? Aren't you a good friend of Kwame? Why are you here to make trouble for Kwame? Brother glasses handed the microphone to Yao Ming's mouth.

"Oh my God! I don't want to make trouble with Kwame! But I was coerced by O'Neill! O'Neill said that if I don't come, in this year's preseason in China, he will call on everyone to boycott! I thought that there were already so many people coming, and I would not have many more than one, and I would have no less one. That's why I'm here......" Yao Ming looked aggrieved.

But seeing his aggrieved face, I really wanted to curse......

"Ben! What about you? Although you were eliminated by Kwamei this year! But the relationship between you and Kwame should be okay! There shouldn't be any deep hatred! "Exploding head Ben. Wallace was caught by Brother Glasses for questioning.

"Nope! We have a deep hatred, you know, in this year's playoffs, it was Kwame who injured me, if I hadn't been injured. We won't be shaved bald by the wizards! Damn it! This revenge will not be avenged, and it will not be ...... by others". Wallace's face was impassioned......

"Kevin, what about you? Why do you support Shaquille's Tiyì! "Wolf King Kevin. Garnett became the next target of Brother Glasses1.

"Next season, we're going to try to win the championship, and there's a good chance the Wizards will make it to the Finals again. They're going to be our biggest opponents, and we're going to take every opportunity to hit them and try to knock their confidence down so we can easily take them out in the finals!" So ...... "Kevin. Garnett said with an ambitious face, but his words were obviously not convincing. Garnett's playoff career has always been a first-round tour and he has never made it to the second round. It's a bit of a fantasy that they'll make the playoffs......

For all sorts of strange reasons, I had to face this prank dilemma, and now I have to solve this problem, otherwise, the big shark Shaquille. O'Neill and the others refused to attend the wedding because a gift list was not counted. I'm going to be embarrassed.

Ivanka. Trump looked at me expectantly, hoping that I could find a way to solve the problem at hand, and as much as possible, knowing that the wedding start time had already been decided.

My brain was in a hurry, trying to think about the knowledge I had come into contact with in my previous life, trying to figure out how I could count the coins as best I could. But in vain, racking my brains, I couldn't think of a way to count them, knowing that in a society like the previous life. The news often reports that the bank counts change all night, and they can't think of a way, so how can I think of a good way to count these coins quickly?

I'm already sweating on my forehead, it's hot, and it's all because I'm in a hurry.

"Shaquille, so many coins should be heavy! Do you know how many catties there are? "There's a guy to Shaquille. O'Neill asked.

"Nonsense! It's definitely heavy. Didn't you see that we were all pulled over? If you carry it, it will definitely tire us out! Ha ...... "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill said with a smile.

It's heavy?

Sink?

A bright light flashed through my mind1,. The fast-running brain caught the light in that moment. I looked at one of the coins in the suitcase and shouted, "Find the scale!" Hurry up! Find an electronic scale! ”

Everyone was stunned! Everyone looked at me in amazement, they didn't know what to do with electronic scales to count coins.

"Hurry up! Find an electronic scale! I shouted.

Although no one knew what I was trying to do, the service staff was very quick to bring the scale.

I'm from Shaquille. O'Neill took out a coin from his suitcase, weighed the weight a, then moved the suitcase to the electronic scale to weigh it, then poured the coins in the suitcase to the ground, weighed the weight of the suitcase, subtracted the total weight of the suitcase to get the total weight of the coin, and then used the total weight of the coin to get the value of 2. I laughed at Shaquille. O'Neill says:

"Shaq! You're too damn slammer! When I get married, you'll give you $2oo as a gift money! You're the top salary in the league, and you've slammed the door to this point......"

"Ah...... everyone looked at me in amazement, watching how I calculated Shaquille. The number of coins in O'Neill's suitcase, calculated Shaquille. A gift from O'Neill.

"I'm ...... How did you figure it out...... "Apparently Shaquille, whose head is significantly inferior to that of Shaquille, who is on all fours. O'Neill still didn't understand how I knew the value of the coins in his suitcase.

All of them laughed......

"You guys take count, I'm going to get ready for the wedding...... I smiled and waved to everyone, pulling Ivanka, who had a little star on her face. Trump was going to the church.

"Kwame! I don't have a penny in this suitcase, I still have 5 cents here, can you calculate how much I have in this suitcase? "Reggie. Miller said suddenly to me.

"Reggie 1, you're really amazing! I see how Kwamei calculates this time, I really admire you so much, you are my idol......" Shaquille, the big shark who was embarrassed just now. O'Neill will be Reggie directly. Miller hugged him in his arms and asked about his bare head.

“fu*k！ Stop it! Your spittle has run into my collar...... "Reggie. Miller said angrily.

Looking at the bastards who jumped for joy, I took a five-cent coin and weighed it

Then I weighed the total weight of the trunk and the coin, and then weighed the weight of the trunk, subtracting the two to get the total weight of the coin, and then I tore a piece of paper on the back of the register and listed a binary equation AX+

y=c, and I did the calculations, and soon I came up with Reggie. The value of the coins in Miller's suitcase, $3oo.

"Reggie, you're a little better than Shaq, but you're about the same in the way you cut the door, and your gift money is only $3oo, hey! I really met you friends for nothing! How did I get to know you guys! It's really eyeless......" I sighed with a sad face.

All the people around were stunned and all of them were from Reggie. Miller's expression was clear that I had the right Reggie. The value of the coins in Miller's suitcase, but this time none of them knew how I calculated it.

You can't blame these people for being stupid, this can blame the education of Chinese is really perverted, you must know that in the United States, the Pythagorean theorem is the finale course of high school mathematics, and the Pythagorean theorem is *** not liked to be tested in Chinese primary schools. They don't know what kind of education this brain of mine had in a sinful previous life, otherwise they wouldn't have looked at me like a monster and I solved a conditional binary equation.

"How did you do that?" Reggie. Miller was yelling.

"God knows!" I replied with a bit of smugness, and then I took Ivanka in my arms. Trump walked inside the church, and if he didn't leave, I'm afraid the wedding would really be postponed.

Ivanka. Trump rested her head on my shoulder and said with a look of intoxication, "Kwamay! You're really great! I'm completely conquered by you! I love you......"

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