Stallone is very good at catching the point of talk shows, after all, he is an old man.

And Xiao Sage seems to be better at grasping than him, isn't the talk show just chatting, chatting in the northeast, sitting on the kang for a day, and the laughter is not to be caught.

In less than two minutes of contact, Conan was full of joy, it was really a pleasing thing to visit such an interesting guest, not only was he comfortable, but the ratings were certainly not much worse. And most importantly, it seems that both of these two can joke and are not the kind of stars who take the idol route...... You can't talk about this, you can't talk about that.

So, he continued to tease: "So, Mr. Stallone, does it feel good to be beaten by the boss?" Did the staff on site applaud this? They must be saying in their hearts, good beating, finally there is a person on the set who can beat the hateful director to the ground! ”

"I'm not sure if anyone applauded, I just knew I heard cheers before I was knocked out by a left hook." Stallone is still serious, but his words made the scene burst into laughter again.

"So, Xiao Shao, is that left hook of yours heavier than the one that hit the undertaker?" Conan unhurriedly held up a plate showing Xiao Xiao participating in the iron cage battle.

This action made the laughter of the audience a little stronger.

"I don't know. All I know is that the left hook gave me close to $200 million after taxes, and I hope to get that much this time as well. Xiao replied very seriously: "After all, Stallone is a more important opponent to me than the undertaker. ”

The promotion of his new film is sloppy, but this method of implantable marketing is not annoying at all, including Conan. Almost everyone in the audience was amused by the chic joke.

"So. Is money a very important consideration for you? Conan laughed after that. He asked.

Xiao Shao nodded thoughtfully: "If it weren't for the money, do you think I would have punched my left hook on Stallone's head?" Please, I'm not that bored! ”

"So, money is more important to you than they are?" Conan smiled and picked up three drawing boards, which were ...... Megan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence, and Barbara!!

When the pictures of these three people appeared at the same time, the scene immediately burst into laughter, which was mixed with a lot of boos...... Obviously. There are the most hardcore dashing fans in here, and they don't want Conan to embarrass dash with this kind of joke.

After all, having so many connections with so many beauties at the same time is really not a good thing to respond to!

"Haha." Xiao smiled heartily, then stood up, he pointed to the remaining sketchpad in Conan's hand that had not yet been opened: "Come, let me see how much homework you have done." ”

As he spoke, Xiao Sao opened one of them, and it was Kobe Bryant. At that moment, Xiao Xiao exclaimed, "Oh my God." I don't have any scandal with him, so don't frame me. ”

The chic scream made the scene laugh. Conan laughed along, and he had to brush it up. He couldn't help but be impressed by Xiao Sage in his heart, he didn't expect Xiao Sage's ability to change topics so strong...... It seems to be a nonsense way to pass the topic, but it does not cause any abruptness and discomfort in the process, which requires a high level of intelligence and emotional intelligence to do.

Conan was so troubled by Xiao that he also pushed the boat and brought the topic to Kobe Bryant: "Okay, I didn't say you had an affair with him. But you beat him not long ago, and you claim to be the best shooting guard on the planet, aren't you afraid that you will be the target of public criticism? The first has always been the first target. ”

"Suddenly, I can't get used to your serious questioning. However, I have to be honest with everyone that I like to be number one in everything I do, so... The box office is up to everyone, and we hope to be the box office champion this month. Xiao Sa replied very seriously, and in the end, it was inevitable that the topic would go around to the promotion of the movie.

"Actually, I've always been a fan of Kobe Bryant...... So, do you think Kobe Bryant is really old? This is a personal question and I would love to get an answer. Conan suddenly said very seriously.

"I don't know if he's old or not, I just know that he can still dominate some games. And I have to admit that he's a lot better than me in terms of offensive skills, and his arsenal is full of weapons, each of which can reach more than 90 percent power. And I don't have many weapons in my arsenal, but I've cultivated to ninety-nine or even one hundred points for everything. But that's not the most important reason why he beat him, the most important reason is that I know the essence of basketball better than he does! So... He lost in basketball awareness. Xiao Shi replied very seriously.

Conan's thoughtful answer made Conan nod his head approvingly, it was an answer that he could accept and agree with. Then he picked up a sign again with LeBron James on it. He asked, "So, is his next opponent?" He looked much stronger than Stallone. ”

"If he wants and has the courage, I want to have an iron cage fight with him!" Xiao said jokingly.

"So, are you serious? Do you want to dominate the NBA with your fists and kicks? Conan also took advantage of the situation to amuse.

Stallone on the side was not idle, and quickly replenished the gun: "Then there is no suspense, no matter who in the NBA can beat this guy, he can rule the entire NBA immediately." His fist and foot kung fu can directly challenge the boxing champion belt. ”

"I don't know what to say, but they're all laughing." Xiao Shi pointed to the audience who were laughing forward and backwards: "Then I have to join in, so that I will appear to be more gregarious, hahahaha!" ”

The chic words made the laughter in the audience a little louder, and everyone was very happy, they liked to listen to the ridicule of the three men on the stage.

"Well, let's get down to business, except for putting this guy in an iron cage and beating him. Do you have any other way to clean him up, you know, as a Kobe Bryant fan, I really don't like this guy who broke all of Kobe's youth records one by one! Conan asked, slightly serious.

"Records? Didn't I get back all the youth records that LeBron James broke one by one? Xiao asked rhetorically, raising an eyebrow.

"Hmm. Right. You're getting some back. But now the question is. I'd love to know your plan against LeBron James, you can't imagine how much I hate him! Conan deliberately exaggerated and said, "I hate him even more than I hate you!" ”

Although Xiao Xiao knew that this guy was joking, he still deliberately pretended to be angry, then stood up and said to Stallone: "Director, go and hug him, I'll tell him how I'm going to clean up LeBron James!" ”

As soon as Xiao Shao's words came out, Stallone was slightly stunned. He didn't expect Xiao Sage to play so big, is this going to open the film?

But after a slight hesitation, he still quickly attacked, hugging Conan who was trying to escape.

Conan struggled, but walked up with a slick smile and then made an exaggerated roundhouse kick...... My first move against LeBron James was this...... As he spoke, his dashing right foot gently kicked Conan in the abdomen.

Conan also understood that Xiao Shi was acting at this time, and he also deliberately exaggerated a scream.

And Xiao Sao stepped forward again, and a set of sharp and swift combination punches kept hitting Conan's side...... The movement was fast, and the audience under the audience exclaimed one after another...... Is this legendary kung fu? So fast??

The audience was amazed. Conan was even more dumbfounded, and he only felt the sound of his fist constantly ringing in front of him like a howling wind. All kinds of dazzling!

After making a call, Xiao Shi took a step back and ordered Stallone, "Okay." Now give him a hug and let him shout out that "The Expendables" is a big hit, or fight again!! ”

When Syllegro heard this, he immediately gently put Conan down, which was the audience who couldn't stop laughing...... has watched Conan's show for so many years, and it has always been Conan who has been sarcastic and ridiculed others, and today I finally met a man who can put him down, and Xiao Xiao is really different!

And at this time, Conan had to shout the slogan of the death squad under Stallone's 'coercion'!

Hearing him shout so hard, Xiao Xiao asked Stallone to help him up!!

After Conan stood up again, he couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief, and then showed an exaggerated expression and shouted at the camera: "LeBron! If you're watching TV, I have to give you a heartfelt suggestion, the next time you meet Chi, please be sure to shout out in advance...... The Expendables are a big seller! Otherwise, this guy will definitely break your neck. ”

"Yes, LeBron! Remember? The code to avoid death is a big sale for the death squad!! Xiao Sao also quickly came up and shouted at the camera!

These two sang and harmonized, not only promoted the movie, but also created the biggest laugh by the way, and the audience below couldn't laugh at all.

Amid the laughter of the audience, Conan also sat back down on his anchor desk, and then said helplessly: "Okay, this is the first time I've been put down in the live broadcast room." So, to commemorate the first time I was put down, I decided to remind everyone that the Expendables will be online in the United States this Friday, so hurry up to the cinema! If you don't want to be put down by Stallone! ”

"Thank you!" Xiao Sao hurriedly stood up to express his gratitude, he was very grateful that Conan could still advertise for himself at this time, after all, he almost messed up his show. Because everyone's conversation was completely out of the process prepared before the show started after two minutes, Xiao Swan completely dominated everything.

"Well, this is probably the most coordinated episode of The Conan Show ever. So... Xiao, can you also cooperate with us, we are really eager to know... Who are you with now? With that, Conan took out the three pictures: "A, Jennifer Lawrence." B, agent Barbara. C, Megan Fox. ”

"Director, go pick him up and put him on the table, I'll use his body to spell out the answer!!" Xiao Sao hurriedly stood up.

As soon as he said this, there was a burst of laughter below.

Conan, on the other hand, screamed and fled quickly, and at this time, Stallone had already rushed forward quickly.

"Audience friends, we have a piece of advertising in cash, I need a little time to talk to these two violent death squad members about world peace ......"

Before Conan finished speaking, Stallone had already hugged him, but fortunately, the director quickly cut the advertisement.

This live broadcast set off a huge peak of ratings, even during advertising time, no one changed the channel, and the ratings arc became higher and higher...... Obviously, tonight's episode of the show not only completed the task of promoting the movie, but also helped the Conan show greatly increase the ratings...... It's a win-win outcome.

The ad lasted about five minutes.

When the commercial ended and the studio reappeared on TV, Mr. Conan was placed on the table with his hands and feet in a circle...... The audience was laughing.

It is clear that the viewer in front of the TV is missing a wonderful process...... Xiao Dash and Stallone must not have talked to Conan about world peace, otherwise... Conan wouldn't have appeared in this pose either.

When the camera got closer, Conan, who looked aggrieved, said with a trembling face: "Okay, friends from the audience in front of the TV, after a friendly chat." Mr. Shaw's answer was...... Come, photographer give a panorama!! ”

"See? D！！ He chose D. ”

"But... I don't have a D in the options!!! ”

Conan's screams echoed through the studio, which responded with laughter!!

And the audience in front of the TV is also laughing back and forth.

Before, no one would have thought that Xiao Sage would be so able to play. I didn't expect Conan to be 'blown up' on his home turf.

…… (To be continued......)