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"As a result, you guys took a DK horse? Can't trade yet? ”

Yuan Qiu's voice changed an octave and echoed in the living room of the 6 De family.

"What a waste! Victoria, why don't you stop him with a wave of your wits in advance! ”

"It's noisy...... I don't need anything like that. ”

The delicate doll that was named twisted aside, completely ignoring the appearance of a certain stupid person.

"Victoria, you don't need it, but this guy doesn't need it either! The kind of mount that fell in the dungeon, no matter how you think about it, it won't be street goods! oh―my―god！ Desperate! I despair of a world full of faces and Africans! I'm going to smuggle, I'm going to change my nationality! ”

This time, the living room of the 6 De family was replaced by some idiot rolling on the floor.

Victoria's response to these scenarios was clear.

Step on it.

And by the way, it was crushed.

"Gah!"

Well, no matter how light the girl's body is, and how flat the soles of indoor shoes are, in short, when a person's weight is completely concentrated on the tip of the toe, the pressure can be enough to make people feel a considerable amount of pain......

"The stupid guy who was warned to die has no saving value."

"It's hard to dismantle it......"

Someone who evolved into a "dead idiot" burst into tears.

In the end, Yuan Qiu still couldn't hold back the devil in his heart and ran to fight - although he said that he wouldn't take the first-level rags to die, but if he wanted to compete with the four four-colored dragons in Sakura's hand that were at the full level in Kakisen, it wasn't enough to rely on that goblin airship, right?

As for how Victoria got the news, is that serious?

"For the sake of such a tragedy, I'll show you something......

6. Drew up a screenshot of Andúnisus. In a flash, in front of the other party's eyes.

"Weapons? …… What the hell?! ”

The results are amazing.

Seeing the orange lettering, Yuan Qiu actually jumped up on the spot with a carp, and then sat back down at a faster degree.

Because the foreheads of the two collided.

"Don't tell me you got this! In that case...... Wait, no, if you really get it, there should be a server announcement, so xx you're definitely kidding me, right? April Fool's Day in advance? ”

Don't worry about the pain in your head. A fool's eyes widened instantly.

"If by the way, it 'really' didn't fall into my hands......"

6 Tak explained a little bit about the ins and outs of the weapon, and showed off the weakened Broken Stats.

"In the end, this is actually the one who got it."

"Well, this thing looks pretty normal......"

Yuan Qiu pursed his lips.

After experiencing the strong impact of the real thing, it is clear that this defective product is not so noticeable.

"By the way, xx, you shouldn't take something and play the trick of quitting the team, right?"

"Do you think I'm a little white?!"

The insulated gloves are transformed into flying props in the hands of 6 Tak. Hit a dumb guy in the face.

It's a sad story, but it's also one of the top 10 game anecdotes with its usual classics.

In a certain game copy opened a few years ago, in order to defeat a specially set boss, the game company deliberately arranged a series of pre-plots, so that players can fight with "artifacts" that are several times higher than the equipment in their hands, and these equipment are all set up with cool shapes and amazing special effects.

Of course. No matter how powerful the boss is, there will be a day when he falls, and after months of equipment accumulation, these former moats can only become a source of loot at the foot of the "beep-" group.

Unfortunately, due to the large number of people, such a scene actually appeared at a certain event.

A certain little white boss who came to consume soy sauce by the way paused for three seconds after getting the artifact. Then the following choices were made as quickly as possible.

"Artifact! I've got the artifact! I'm sorry, Captain, I flashed first, I don't have that much money!"

Before the commander who led the team could come to his senses, the powerful boss had already withdrawn from the team, and by the way, he forcibly went offline, and no trace could be found.

But what the boss didn't know was that these "artifacts" could only be used in dungeons, and they only lasted for ...... 15 minutes.

But luckily or unfortunately, the boss's entire city watch was recorded by a person who was on video of the whole thing, and then put it on one of the biggest forums without erasing the name - and then the birth had nothing to do with him. Because no one has ever seen that Id appear in the game anymore.

"Okay, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, can't I...... But it's better to put it in your hands than to put it in the thief's place to play the most effect, and if you can get it, you probably will definitely do it even if you sell yourself! ”

"Someone has already said this meme, so don't continue!"

A ball of cake was blocked in Yuan Qiu's mouth by 6 De.

With the Rogue's attack and skill, the damage dealt is estimated to be very pleasing to the eye.

Of course, the frequency of OT is also absolutely pleasing to the eye.

Originally, it was a profession that could steal MT's job if you had more crits. If you take this sword, it is estimated that the only consequence is that you will not be able to do anything except punish for half of the time in the boss battle!

Hmm, I guess everyone from the commander to the defender will go crazy...... Including the thieves themselves.

"Forget it, I can't take it anyway, so let the person who holds it be happy to go - it's so boring to say that the holidays are so boring, and I have to go to the upper farm of the Blackstone Tower every day, really, is it so tempting to have a copy that has already been taken down first...... It's better to find someone to brush that horse! ”

After spitting out the groove in self-pity, Yuan Qiu fell back to the sand and looked at the sky.

If you listen closely, you can probably distinguish various words such as "waste" and "saliva".

Pink eye, which is caused by black hands, is happily playing out in every corner of the world today.

"Where's Flowey? If you are on vacation, you won't be thrown into the coolies by Kroyova, right? ”

"It was supposed to be at my house...... Then she went out of the kitchen as I came out. ”

Yuan Qiu had a frightened expression on his face.

“…… I can understand. ”

6 Virtue ended the conversation.

It's not that the girl's cooking skills are really so bad that they will cause disasters such as kitchen explosions all day long, but in the "usual" state, the woks are used as alchemy furnaces, and the ingredients and condiments are used as various alchemy materials. It's hard to imagine what else the finished product could have besides dark cuisine......

In addition, since the "arm-beating incident", in order to avoid a new tragedy, a stupid person has been forbidden to interfere with the target by force.

- No wonder he ran away.

The destruction of the sense of taste is still a trivial matter, in case you eat a finished product that I don't know what kind of chemical reaction it has. You might even need a few friendly close encounters with the toilet to stay safe!

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"Speaking of which, it's better for you guy, not only do you have someone to cook, but also legendary equipment to start, so we can only roll around on the ground in the back or something......"

Yuan Qiu leaned lazily against the door frame and looked up and sighed.

"When can I change the dungeon? The upper floors of the Black Stone Tower are about to vomit blood, and it is useless to encounter PVP, it is really a ruthless world...... The most infuriating thing is. Only our team didn't see the rarity inside! ”

"The last sentence is the point, right?"

Although there is no shortage of rare bosses with outstanding combat power, there are also many people who use them as equipment packs, and it is obvious that the one in the Blackstone Tower belongs to the latter......

"By the way, xx, I'll tell you a secret - if you have a mission to go to that place, don't run around, we have several guys who have lost their footing and fallen straight to the lower level of the Blackstone Tower!"

6. Dare to guarantee. The guy who fell definitely didn't have the ingredient of the stupid guy in front of him.

Otherwise, this guy's tone is definitely a complaining type of "what a broken copy, it can actually fall from above to below" type!

"What's wrong with you? Headache? ”

Seeing that 6 Tak suddenly made a gesture of holding his forehead with his hands, a certain fool was also quite strange.

"No...... It's just that something strange comes to mind. ”

6 Of course, he would not admit that in the split second he had crossed his mind a dangerous thought such as "Is it okay to understand a man's emotions so well?"

"What could be strange...... Forget it! ”

For some idiot. If you don't have the following, you can throw it away.

"I'm stupid, so forget it."

"Hey! Don't think I don't hit girls! Sue you, I'm very powerful, it's me who swept the streets! ”

Yuan Qiu, who was said to have a sore foot (fact), went crazy.

“（…… ）”

6. De thinks it's better not to tell the truth.

Although it seems a little strange not to complain, the "sweeping a street" in Yuan Qiu's mouth is actually the experience of sweeping the street with a broom...... Three people together.

"Those who rub rice are not qualified to say such things."

"Aren't you also rubbing rice!"

"Boring, boring, boring...... I'm a tenant. ”

"6 virtues! I can't deal with your guy...... Think of a way! ”

"Change the adjectives before that!"

Sure enough, even if ten Yuan Qiu are tied together, it is not as good as one Victoria. Of course, it's almost impossible to rebel against this innate talent – just as some game companies can fry more than 70 kinds of cold rice and sell it.

"Okay, don't stand there stupidly, come and help me serve the dishes if you have time!"

Just as 6 Tak pressed his knee against the waist eye of some stupid man, making him get up from his half-dead stance. A hurried bell interrupted his movements.

"Wait a minute, I'll answer the phone first...... Why don't you keep ringing? …… Feed? ”

From the moment the call is connected, the expression of a certain stupid person completes the transformation from idleness to stormy weather.

"What's wrong?"

"Black Tea just called and told us to prepare to enter the team dungeon, and it is said that the guy with egg pain has exposed the key points"

Yuan Qiu, who was holding his mobile phone, had a bitter face.

"Oh my vacation!"

“（…… No. Counting Kroyova, it looks like your vacation hasn't opened at all, right...... ）”

PS: PS1: There are more than 70 kinds of cold rice, and the source of Neta is the circus, and the number of its Hatsune Island series together with various fandisks and spin-offs is the same......

PS2: Suddenly there is an illusion that it has become a dango theater orz.