Chapter 167: This Is Just the Beginning
The moment Sigma heard this "brother-in-law", he showed a subtle expression that simply exceeded the limit of human beings, and the words really couldn't describe the details of this "embarrassing" expression, but Jili, who had witnessed the change of his expression throughout the whole process, fell on the table on the spot, obviously, if it weren't for the last bit of ladylike shame for fear of laughing out loud and causing everyone to watch and be regarded as mentally ill, the schadenfreude of the yellow joke paladin gloating could even tear down the roof of the mercenary union.
Sigma was shocked by this "brother-in-law" for the first time, and then almost flipped the table - hairy! A while ago, I wanted to make a move on the villain who "opened a gambling house and hired thugs to bully the weak and weak for the rich and unkind", but now this is an employee of his fiancΓ©e, and he just met "a hypocritical smile is obviously the kind of idiot second ancestor who just sent his face to the door to let Lao Tzu loosen his muscles", and he called me brother-in-law? Isn't this and this a curse? Why do I encounter this kind of stupidity every time I want to do the necessary face slap of the traditional Autean protagonist?
Ji Li lay on the table, holding her lower abdomen, laughing in a low voice, her body twitched and twitched, and she couldn't help but pray to her father, just let this thing laugh so much that she couldn't take care of herself and then completely pumped it.
Athena also looked over curiously, wondering, "Is he calling you, Sigma?" β
"It's supposed to be a misunderstanding, he recognized the wrong person." Sigma said categorically, if this little white face is really his brother-in-law, then the multiplication of the two black histories will completely become a stain for a lifetime, so that he will not be able to turn over in front of Ji Li from now on.
So the necromancer secretly made up his mind. Even if it's true, it's going to be fake, anyway, I haven't heard her say that she has any younger brother. At most, it's a cousin or cousin who has an estranged relationship, and if this kind of guy can't see the situation clearly, he will definitely beat him up and can't take care of himself.
Sigma made up her mind viciously in her heart, and then she heard the little white-faced voice getting closer and closer, the voice was sincere and enthusiastic, full of joy at meeting relatives and friends in a foreign country: "Brother-in-law, it's me! I'm Ford! Don't you know me? β
Are you a saloon bastard! Why should I know you? Do I know you well? My wife is a pink hair and you are a golden retriever! You must have misidentified the wrong person! You must know that since ancient times, the pink hair is destined to become a god and the golden hair will definitely be bitten off the head, don't you understand this difference in race and fate? So hurry up and get out of here, you little white face with a yellow!
Sigma lowered her head slightly, her hands crackling. He felt that it was safe that he should have struck a powerful straight right punch as soon as the little white face came forward, killing his fantasies of trying to confess his kinship......
In this short period of time, the four people at this table have become the attention of the entire guild: the paladin with a beautiful appearance. A caped beauty as cold as an iceberg. The Eisen Scholar, who almost never leaves the house, and a mysterious, powerful, cold, and handsome mage, this wonderful four-member duo has received a lot of curious attention before this, and has become the focus of attention under the enthusiastic call of the self-proclaimed little white face......
Well, well, now it's a rare animal to be watched, and it's a good job. Walk a little closer, get a little closer. Lao Wei will use this powerful Lushan Shenglong Ba to send you back to the west, how about a very imposing line when the time comes? What should I say? Well, "turn into a star, Kaz" would be good......
"Brother-in-law! It's been a long time! Just as Sigma's anger was about to burst, the little white face who called himself Ford ...... enthusiastically Walked around him, and then put his hand on Eisen's shoulder, who had been silent.
"Huh?" Sigma, Athena, and Queenie, who was lying on the table, looked up at the same time, slightly startled.
Kelly looked disappointed, and Athena kept her expression confused.
Sigma quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and then the anger in her heart did not recede, and then the anger in her heart did not recedeβshe almost scared Lao Tzu, you yellow help her! Anyway, you're dead, you bastard who dares to scare your grandfather!
As soon as he wanted to do it, he was slightly startled, even if he was put on the shoulders by his enthusiastic brother-in-law, Aisen didn't even want to respond at all, he didn't even raise his head, just hung his head slightly, and didn't say a word.
But in the eyes of Sigma, who is extremely sensitive to negative feelings, the silent Eisen is like a volcano about to burst, exuding a large amount of negative emotions in an instant, anger, sadness, helplessness, fear, despair...... Even if he was bombarded by Ji Li's mouth, even if he was tossed and bullied by him, Eisen never showed such a strong negative emotion, and this kind of negative emotion only made one sentence come to Sigma's mind - the revenge of killing his father is nothing more than that.
Ford seemed to be unaware of Eisen's abnormality, and still looked very happy and said to himself: "I didn't expect to meet you here after so long, I have been traveling and studying in the past few years, this year is the transfer order signed directly by the headquarters, let me come here to study and support the disaster relief planning and mobilization work, I didn't expect to meet my brother-in-law here, I am so happy, it is great to have someone I know, I have a lot of things to say to you!" β
He looked very happy, and his face showed joyful emotion, which did not seem to be fake at all, but Sigma who looked at him up close could feel a chill on this enthusiastic face.
I saw Ford leaning down, almost lying on Eisen's ear, and said happily in the same tone of joy: "After all, in the past few years, I have dreamed of meeting you again, me!" Target! Good! Sister! Husband! β
Eisen's body trembled heavily, and for a split second, he clenched his fists tightly.
But in the next moment, the fist was sluggishly unable to release.
"You don't look like you've changed much, brother-in-law!" Ford patted Eisen on the shoulder, "What have you been doing all these years?" β
Kelly and Sigma looked at each other without a trace.
Kiri, what do you think?
My lord, this matter must have a strong black history!
Just when Sigma wanted to say something to stop it. From the direction of the rostrum came the voice of Baron Freman: "Mr. Ford, I can understand your joy, but isn't this a bit out of place?" β
"Ahhhhh I'm so sorry! Ford was still indifferent under the gaze of all the mercenaries in the audience, showed an embarrassed smile, and touched his head, "I'm so happy, I can't help it, I can't help it!" I'm so sorry! β
"Brother-in-law, after we have a meeting. Let's talk more about it. Ford patted Eisen's shoulder enthusiastically and straightened up, glancing at the three Sigma. Pretending to be sorry, "I'm really rude, I did some strange things on my own, please don't care!" β
He held out his hand to the nearest Athena. Smile heartily: "Hello! I'm Ford Werther. A little mercenary. β
Athena recalled Sigma's definition of Ford just now, and the simple angel girl kept pace with Sigma's three views at all times, so she said bluntly: "Lie, you're not a mercenary, you're a little white face." β
The onlookers were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Ford looked embarrassed, then quietly withdrew his hand and smiled nonchalantly: "You are so humorous." β
He turned to look at Gilly. The yellow duan paladin naturally grabbed Sigma's arm and winked at him and smiled: "I like to have a lot of work." β
Eat two nails in a row. Ford's smile remained the same, but he didn't bother to talk to Sigma again, he smiled slightly, and said to Ford: "Brother-in-law, your friend is so interesting, where did you meet such a beautiful and funny girl?" It's just that I have to hold on to it, and if my sister knows, she'll be very sad......"
Sigma Now, when Ford says "Let my sister know, she'll be very sad", Eisen's negative feelings suddenly skyrocketed, and the feelings of rage and hatred instantly exploded.
The little white face laughed a few times, Shi Shiran turned around to leave, and finally just nodded symbolically to Sigma, smiled and said "rude".
Sigma also smiled and nodded in response, saying "rude".
Because what he was going to do below was indeed very rude, and the moment Ford passed by him, the necromancer's fingers swiped silently, and the extremely faint magic fluctuations flashed away, condensing an extremely greasy layer of grease on the floor in front of Ford, but obviously, this Ford seemed to have two strokes, he noticed this magic fluctuation, and also saw the abnormality under his feet, but he just chuckled disdainfully, the trouser leg of his right foot was slightly agitated, and then he stepped on it lightly.
This guy has actually practiced a bit of vindictiveness?
Sigma propped her chin and prepared to watch the play, indeed, if you step on it with Dou Qi in your right foot, the domineering nature of Dou Qi will completely dispel this mischievous little spell, but only if your Dou Qi is strong......
At the same time, Athena casually picked up the dinner knife in her hand, hooked it back with the handle at will, and gently touched Ford's back, and in an instant, the little white-faced tiger's body shook, and the condensed fighting spirit collapsed.
So, the little white face with a warm, sunny and hearty smile fell forward in a funny pose, and the whole person was stuck on the ground in a large shape.
Sigma admired Ford's peculiar posture for a moment, then reached out and touched Athena's head. Just after he released the Weakening Greasy Technique and gave the girl a look on a whim, Athena immediately understood, winked her right eye cutely, and motioned to leave it to me, so there was that wonderful mending knife.
Girl, you have a lot of ideas, learn from me to take revenge on society.
Athena smiled brightly.
After praising Athena, Sigma immediately changed his face, and with a look of empathy, he pretended to help Ford who was struggling on the ground to his feet: "Oops, why are you so careless?" Where did you fall and get hurt? Do you want me to heal you? I'll tell you, I'm the best at treating bruises......"
"No, no." Ford said suddenly, "If you don't pay attention, there is such a big mess, and everyone is laughing at me." β
That's right, when he lay on the ground in an unusually funny appearance, it almost led to a second round of hilarious frenzy, and everyone was gloating and laughing uncontrollably, no matter what they thought of the young man, when they saw him fall in a very happy posture with a sunny face, the mercenaries all laughed wildly.
And the terrible thing is that no matter how harsh the laughter around him is, even if the man who pretended to help him up was the culprit who led him to fall, he still maintained that sunny and enthusiastic smile.
It's chilling.
Amid the laughter of the crowd, Ford said in an imperceptible voice, "Are you his friend?" In order to vent his anger and do this, aren't you worried that you will make enemies for yourself? β
"I'm just a little grumpy, and I have some personal opinions and opinions about you, so I made such a little joke. The main reason is that I recently bullied this fat man so easily, and suddenly a disgusting little white face burst out and snatched my toys, and played with myself, it will be unhappy if it is a person......" Sigma smiled slightly, "And, for the sake of that happy dog eating is interesting enough, I would like to give you a word of friendly advice......"
The necromancer smiled: "This matter is not over yet, I toss a person, and I never ...... the head of the snake" (to be continued!)
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