Chapter 8 Jerk off?

Bang bang bang! Just when the fat man was hesitating whether to jump, the door of the rooftop that came up and was locked made a sound of being slammed. Then I heard a bang, and a huge green claw, with green slime on it, pierced directly through the iron door of the roof, and the fat man trembled and almost slipped off the edge of the roof.

"I'm going to jump, you're going to catch me." The fat man knew that he didn't have time to give himself reason at this time, so the fat man shouted to the scavenger and took a few steps back. And just when the fat man wanted to start, the rooftop people were finally destroyed by the zombies, and the huge zombie roared in his throat and wanted to rush towards the fat man, but the rooftop door was for people, not for this zombie king, so the zombies who wanted to rush out were directly stuck in the door frame.

However, as soon as the Zombie King struggled at will, the entire building, which was already not very stable, trembled. The fat man, who was already a little frightened, was almost not shaken by the shaking building and fell to the ground. The fat man knew that he couldn't hesitate at this time, and hurriedly ran. When he ran to the edge of the rooftop, the fat man's fat legs kicked, his eyes were tightly closed, and his mouth let out a high-decibel howl like killing a pig. The fat man's limbs were like pigs waiting to be slaughtered, and he struggled violently with his teeth and claws.

The fat man who grabbed it felt as if he was holding something with his dancing hands, but before the fat man grasped it, his body wanted to fall down, which made the decibel of the fat man's howl rise a height again, but the fat man who grabbed it with both hands was grabbed by a big hand as soon as his body fell. Although the fat man with a fat body has fat and greasy wrists. But the big hand, like an iron pincer, grabbed the fat man's wrist and stopped the fat man's falling body.

"I said you screamed nonsense, where did you dance when you jumped, you were afraid that you wouldn't die fast enough? If you're quiet, you'll be able to jump over. The scavenger's low roar came from above the fat man's head, and the fat man, whose heart was pounding with fright, instantly quieted down.

"I'm not dead? Ha Luha, I'm not dead, hurry, hurry up and pull me up. Looking down like this, the pressure is too great. The fat man cautiously opened his eyes and saw that the scavenger was lying on the edge of the rooftop and grabbed himself, the fat man was surprised, but when he looked down, the fat man's body suddenly stiffened, as if his whole body strength had been drained.

"I said you're upper-middle-class, but your weight is a bit exaggerated, right? It's time for you to lose weight. The scavenger pulled the fat man up a little breathlessly, and said with a sigh of relief.

"Don't mention it, I was thinking about using exercise to lose weight. As a result, the amount of exercise has gone up, but so has the amount of food. As a result, the more you lose weight, the fatter you eat, and the most you eat after that, you will be like this. So don't talk to me about losing weight, brother. The fat man replied with a feeble wave of his hand.

"Let's go, we can jump over, and there are quite a few of those zombies who can. Let's hurry down. The scavenger patted the fat man on the shoulder and stood up.

"Shall we wait here, and any of them will jump over and we kick him off?" The fat man's eyes flashed with a lewd gleam.

"Not to mention anything else, the three-meter-tall Zombie King is not as strong as the body, you are sure that with the physique and huge strength of that Zombie King. If he jumps condescendingly from the opposite side, can you kick him down? The scavenger glanced at the fat man.

"That...... I'm just going to talk about it. Let's hurry up. The old rule, you open the way in front, and I'll cut you off. The fat man had a wry smile on his face, looked at the scavenger with a flattering face, and hurriedly pushed the scavenger forward. For fear that the Zombie King would immediately jump over and grab himself.

Leaving the area, both the scavenger and the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, obviously it was not a fun thing to be surrounded by so many zombies.

"Hello, my name is Peach Blossom Eyes, what about you?" patted the fat man who was trembling all over his chest, and politely stretched out his hand to the scavenger and said.

"Scavengers." He glanced at the fat man with a strange look, and the scavenger was a little speechless. If all girls see the peach blossom eyes of the fat man, it is estimated that they will vomit when they encounter peach blossoms in this life.

"Scavenger, do you have food and water? I was so hungry after running for a long time. Seeing the strange look on the scavenger's face, it seemed to guess what the scavenger was thinking. However, the fat man wanted to open his mouth to explain something, but after looking at his size, he gave up the explanation and asked the scavenger if he had water and food.

"Yes, in my backpack, let's find a safe place to say, I need to take a break, too."

"Where did you get all this food and water?" In a fairly intact building room, gobbling up compressed food and gulping water, the fat man asked.

At this time, the scavenger is a little convinced that the fat man may really have gained weight by eating too much after a lot of exercise, because the fat man is too good to eat. The scavenger also killed the amount of food and water for ordinary people for a day, and the fat man directly solved the amount of food and water for two days for ordinary people in one meal, and it seems that he is still a little unfinished.

"If you exchange points for the system, or exchange them for a nearby base, what happened to the airdrop from the other party?"

"Airdropped, was that plane piloted or a drone?" Hearing the scavenger's return, the fat man's eyes lit up suddenly.

"I don't know about this, but the airdropped transport plane is not big, a small plane, about ten meters long. Manned, or drones can't be seen. The scavenger said with a frown, recalling the appearance of seeing the transporter.

"What is the flight altitude of the transport aircraft, what is the flight speed, and where is the direction of flight?" The fat man's questioning became more and more detailed.

"The altitude is about 1100, and the speed is 500 kilometers per hour, which is 138.9 meters per second, what's wrong? What do you want? The scavenger looked at the fat man with a look of surprise.

"Are you interested in the two of us jerking off together?" The fat man kept rubbing his hands and said a little excitedly, but what did the scavenger think, how did he feel that the fat man's expression at this time was very obscene and dirty. It seems that the word 'jerking off' has something specific to it.

"Jerk off? How do you fight, find a tall building and shoot it with a bird? Can you pee so far and be so lethal? The scavenger kept looking at the fat man.

"Damn, what kind of eyes do you have, I'm a human, not a monster. I said that this is not how I fight. When I entered the ruins, I saw the ruins of a television station on the north side of the ruins, and there was a signal tower that had not been damaged much. Just get me some electronics, and if the tower is still usable, I can simulate the base's aircraft control center and trick the plane down. But the airdropped small transport aircraft must be unmanned, and the manned ones will definitely not be able to deceive. The fat man said with his eyes shining.

The scavenger's eyes also lit up suddenly, as for why someone driving can't be deceived. That's because people have their own thinking ability, and it's not that machines only execute system commands, regardless of whether the commands are right or wrong. So sometimes an intelligent system that can't make mistakes is often the easiest target to target, provided that you can write an electronic command program that it accepts.

"How sure are you?" Although the scavenger used to be a soldier, he had spent five years in the most dangerous and chaotic star field in the entire galaxy of the African star field, and the scavenger was naturally not a person who followed the rules, so the 'jerking off' proposed by the fat man was a bit illegal. But the benefits are very attractive, and besides, it's just a small transport plane, not a fighter jet, so even if it is a disaster, it is not a big deal in the eyes of the scavenger.

"If it's a drone, I'm 100 percent sure. As long as I give me a computer and let me write a program, and the tower is fine, I'll be able to succeed. However, if someone drives it, it is impossible to deceive it, and it is estimated that the two of us will be in danger. ”

"It's okay, the big deal is to escape, in this war ruins full of zombies, unless they blow up the entire ruins, they will definitely not be able to catch us." The scavenger waved his hand and said, but then the scavenger frowned again and said, "If it's a drone, then where does it come down and land?" Although it is a small transport plane, it needs a runway to land, and the city's airport is estimated to be completely scattered and unable to land planes, right? ”

"This is not a problem, not far from the signal tower, there is a road with a fairly complete roadbed, about eight meters wide and more than 100 meters long, not to mention landing a small transport plane, even if it lands a large passenger plane, it is no problem." The fat man said excitedly.

"You wouldn't have thought of doing this sooner, would you?" The scavenger looked at the fat man with some astonishment.

"That...... I thought so when I first entered this game. But there are zombies everywhere, and I can't get what I want except to run away, so I can't do it at all. The fat man scratched his scalp a little embarrassedly and said.