By the time Sigma rushed back to Alain's house, it was completely dark.

In the darkness of the night, only the small farmhouse was still lit by a sparkling fire, and Sigma pushed the door in, and saw Alain lying in front of the cracked wooden table, his chin propped up with his hand, his little head shaking and drowsy.

Hearing the sound, little Lori glanced at Sigma in a daze, and then, half-asleep, her big eyes shone with joy, and blurted out: "Godfather, you're here!" ”

"......" Sigma looked back, empty and empty, and then the necromancer put his hand on his chin and pondered thoughtfully, "Could it be that Kieli has become your godmother?" Well called, what a sensible good boy. ”

Alain came to his senses at this time, and his little face turned red: "Just now...... I was dreaming just now! ”

"You didn't dream of me...... Sad. Sigma pretended to be sad until he had left Alain at a loss, and the necromancer laughed and handed Alain the snack box in his hand, "Sorry, I came back late, this is an apology." ”

Alain opened it curiously, and the sweet smell soon filled the whole room, and the little girl's eyes couldn't take their eyes off the delicate snacks in the box, no matter how sensible she was, a little girl was a little girl, and she was easily attracted by beautiful and delicate things, and it was also a delicious food...... However, she soon realized the extraordinary nature of this box of dim sum, and said with a little uneasiness: "This box of dim sum is very expensive......

"Someone else gave it, and it didn't cost anything." Sigma looked at him casually and said, "If you don't eat it, I'll throw it away." ”

"No way!" Alan huffed, "Don't waste food!" ”

The necromancer spread his hands, "Then you can eat it." ”

Alain seemed to want to make a defense. But Sigma's mouth cannon skills are already full, and of course it is easy to deal with a little Lori: "First of all, this box of snacks didn't cost me a penny." So, it doesn't have any monetary value to me. Secondly, the value of this box of dim sum lies only in the skill of the pastry chef and the raw materials used to make the pastry, the pastry chef has a fixed salary, and the herdsmen who sell milk, eggs and other ingredients also receive money. This box of snacks also has no monetary value to them. So, whatever it is me. Whether you're a pastry chef or a herdsman, your only hope for this box of treats is that you will be able to eat it and feel delicious and happy. And if you don't eat it. Then I had to throw him away, in that case, the craftsmanship of the pastry chef, the hard work of the herdsmen, and my expectations would all be disappointed, which would not only be a waste, but also a lack of power. To sum up, you have to eat this box of snacks. ”

"......" is the so-called gentleman can be bullied. Lori can ride it well...... Phew, in short, even if she is a sensible little Lori, but the essence is still a little Lori, just Lori, there is a chance to be deceived by goldfish and lollipops - Alain was stunned for a while, she vaguely felt that there was something wrong with Sigma's words, but she didn't know what was wrong, the little girl looked at the necromancer's smiling face, Sudoku wanted to open her mouth, but she was speechless, and finally Bo said angrily, "Mr. Mage is really good at deceiving girls!" ”

"Hey! I can't pretend I didn't hear that! Sigma said, "I am a good man known for my pure love and chastity!" Do you know why I came back so late? That's because I was suddenly confessed by a girl who was deeply infatuated with me! The other party is very bold! She wants to kiss me forcibly, and she wants me to touch her breasts, and she says that as long as I have her in my heart, she won't mind how many girls I have! Even so, I rightly refused! ”

“…… Is it? Alain's face was full of disbelief and pursed his lips, "Then who is Sister Lyudmila at noon today?" ”

Sigma's eyes didn't blink: "A fateful opponent who loves and kills each other, looks like an enemy and a friend, and finally kills each other." ”

The innocent little Lori was unaware of the statement of "one shot of enmity", but seeing that Sigma was so sure, and her eyes were frank and unwavering, it seemed that Mr. Mage did not have any impure relationship with that sister Lyudmila...... However, Alain remembered the strange look of the other sister at noon, and asked again, "What about Sister Fiona?" ”

…… What do you do with that goods? Sigma had a headache when she remembered what happened not long ago, obviously, this seemingly mouthless and old-fashioned knight lady was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so the necromancer gritted his teeth and said: "A very troublesome fellow, if I can, I would like to spank her ass hard, and then hide away from her, and have nothing to do with her." ”

"Cut, it's so ruthless...... Alan muttered, but looking at Sigma's expression, it really didn't look like a fake...... Little Lori rolled her eyes and threw out the final killer move, "So, what about Sister Jili?" ”

"Hmm...... Jiri? Sigma was stunned, and wanted to talk nonsense, but looking at Alan's big watery eyes, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought, and for a long time, the corner of the necromancer's mouth hooked up a gentle smile, and said softly, "For me, she is a very special person, although her personality is a little strange, but if you understand her deeply, you will understand that she is actually a very simple and lovely girl, like all girls in the right flowering season, she has her own dreams and fantasies, but at the same time she has the virtues of a knight, trustworthy, worthy of trust, She is a very good companion, and a very lovely girl, I like her very much, and I want to marry her as a bride - the above is purely a mouthful, I will say this just because I see in your eyes Alain the obscene figure of someone tiptoeing close, because I want to see what kind of stupid appearance of a fawn's heartbeat will be when an older leftover knight who is destined to be lonely for a lifetime hears this kind of confession-like speech, so I held back my disgust and said a bloody line That's it, in fact, my impression of Jili can be summed up in one sentence, That's the pervert picked up from the side of the road. ”

"Who do you say is a pervert!" There was a sudden sound of snorting in his ears, and the wind was fierce, and Jili appeared behind Sigma at some point, and the raised hand knife fell with a roar, "I knew you bastard dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth!" ”

Sigma stretched out his feet and kicked them, and even the person with the chair slid out three meters to the side: "How dare you sneak up on me?" Tell you the truth. A sneak attack from behind will be perfectly flashed by me, except for the legendary milk slash! But you're never going to want to use that forbidden move for the rest of your life! ”

Milk slashing? Alain didn't understand what it was, but Kelly, whose brain waves were infinitely close to Sigma, was just stunned for a moment. Then it dawned on her mind that the hateful black and white cow Athena and the Charle brown cow Lyudmila were jumping up and down with a smug face, and the two pairs of overdeveloped boobs were flapping up and down arrogantly, constantly hitting the head of a certain chromophoric necromancer, and the bastard was still intoxicated......

I don't know why, but I'm angry anyway, and a nameless fire swells up in my heart. Ji Li snapped, "Hooligans! ”

"Damn, you actually have the face to say me?" Sigma turned his head to look at Alain, who looked uncertain, and said. "Alain, you don't know the true face of Ji Li, let me tell you, she's actually a ......"

"Full of nonsense!" Gilly rushed forward. Pull Alain behind her. With a wary face, he said, "Alain, you have to be careful, this guy is an out-and-out pervert, if you get too close to him, you will get pregnant, and he is still a nasty lolicon, if he says to you tomorrow morning, 'Good morning, Alain', then his subtext is 'Drink this steaming milk'." At this time, you have to pretend to say yes with a smile on your face, and then take advantage of his unpreparedness. Kick him between his legs......"

"What terrible thing are you teaching children!" Sigma shouted, "Alain, don't look at Ji Li is serious now, in fact, she is a sullen person who will hide under the quilt in the middle of the night to read yellow books, she can even keep 103,000 copies of Huang Shu in her mind, known as the Holy Light Forbidden Book Catalog, in addition to this, she is also a terrible with abnormal sexual fetishes, and her proud skills are ' Straddle an object in a skirt and stand up to suck that object into the air', just like the wizard in the story, by the way, this stunt can be learned by both men and women, Alain, you should now understand how Harry Bobo and his friends can fly on a broomstick in both sexes! ”

"You're the one who teaches children terrible things, right?" Gilly shouted angrily, and then said to the bewildered Alain, "Look, Alain, look at Sigma's lewd gaze, I've been harassed by this guy all the way, in fact, he's a libido demon in human skin, and he wants to attack me all the time......"

"There must be a limit to the delusion of victimization!" Sigma pointed out, "I never used it, so I won't do anything about the crumpled and dirty furrow!" ”

Gilly replied fiercely, "Nonsense, that's a lovely petal with a perfect shape and pink color!" ”

The necromancer sneered, "It smells of pathetic rancidity that no one cares about. ”

"What a faux pas!" The Huang Duanzi Paladin smiled proudly, "It's obviously fruity." ”

In front of an innocent little Lori, she shook off the festival wildly, which undoubtedly made the yellow joke paladin who had been holding back for a long time get a satisfying release, especially Alan obviously couldn't understand the profound and obscure yellow jokes of the two, which gave Ji Li a forbidden pleasure - like snapping fiercely in front of a child and then lying to the other party saying "This is a sport to treat colds" or "This is a happy game to enhance feelings", this kind of bridge has also appeared in many books and novels......

"Alain, do you know what Jiri is thinking right now? I can give you a brief explanation......"

Hey, hey, what do you want to do? The paladin was just about to stop Sigma when he heard Alain interrupt the necromancer: "Okay, okay, I know that Brother Sigma and Sister Kelly have a good relationship, but don't make this kind of excessive joke." Brother Sigma, although a little frivolous, is a kind and good person, how can he be that kind of pervert with strange thoughts? Not to mention Sister Jili, she has a good heart and a beautiful person, such a beautiful and gentle sister must have many people to pursue, and she is also an upright paladin, how could she secretly do that kind of thing at night? My brother and sister are all good people, and they must be very popular people. ”

Ah, ah, I don't know why, my heart hurts......

Sigma and Gilly silently covered their chests, and a strange feeling that had not been seen for a long time came to their minds, lingering for a long time, and the two of them remembered for a long time, if the long-term memory did not go on a business trip, then the name of this relationship...... I guess it's shame.

- Soon, however, the shame was shattered.

"Ahahahaha. Alain, you have a good eye, you can see it. I'm very popular in the academy! "You know, they all call me Flyer, just like Skywalker, which means a kind of recognition and respect, because I have conquered them with my whimsical mind and skillful skills. Don't look at me like this, I'm very popular in the academy, even the tutors hear my name. will also stand up reflexively, which shows how much they respect me! ”

Seeing Sigma like this, Ji Li also began to die shamelessly, and the yellow duan paladin was also ashamed to say: "I'm the same as Sigma." Sometimes it's a nuisance to be too popular. I often receive love letters, and what is even more troubling is the confession of my comrades-in-arms, who say that they are attracted by my purity inside and out...... It's a pity, I'm a good man, but I have to refuse, because I've decided to serve the Light......"

The two people who were bragging nonsense occasionally looked at each other. Both pairs of eyes shot a look of "shameless" disdain at the same time.

Alain listened to the two of them with a smile and a groan, waiting for them to stop. Only then did he smile and said, "Since Brother Sigma is back, let's eat......"

The necromancer was stunned for a moment: "Haven't you eaten yet?" ”

"Well, no, my mother ate a little, and after being treated by Sister Kelly, she fell asleep again." Alain smiled, "It's better to eat dinner together, Brother Sigma, you came back late, and you have to eat alone, isn't it very lonely?" I'm not hungry a little later. ”

- It's very shameless, and as soon as Alain finished speaking, there was a sound in her little belly.

Little Lori's face flushed, and Sigma and Kirie looked at each other and laughed together.

The three of them brought out the dinner in the kitchen, saying that it was dinner, but it was actually a leftover meal at noon, and it was hot at night, and then it was warmed by Jili with holy light, maintaining the temperature, this is a little trick, the holy light can not only get rid of the pain, but also make life as convenient as magic, Alain opened the snack box brought by Sigma: "In any case, food can't be wasted, let's eat together." ”

Jili reached out and grabbed a small cherry cake, Sigma patted the back of her hand and snorted, "This thing is very expensive, you can eat it now?" ”

Alan didn't know about the episode of the White Rose Hotel, and dismantled the stage and said: "Brother Sigma, don't bully Sister Jili, you just said, this snack doesn't cost a penny, it contains only your heart, the skills of the pastry chef and the hard work of the herdsmen, as long as you can feel delicious and happy after tasting it, everyone can eat it." ”

"Did you hear me, but you said it yourself." Ji Li raised her eyebrows, as if she had thought of something, and suddenly said to Alain, "Although this crooked theory has some truth, if he takes advantage of the question and secretly tells you, 'This awesome stick contains only my enthusiasm, growing pains and overflowing milk, as long as I can swallow it after sucking it out and ingesting the nutrients, it doesn't matter if I lick it a little and contain it', then don't hesitate, don't hesitate, first pretend to agree, and then take advantage of his unpreparedness and kick his ...... hard."

Sigma threw out a hand knife with an expressionless face: "Hey, that's enough, this month's share has been used up." ”

"Is there such a setting?" Ji Li was stunned and said, "When is that kind of thing going to be rationed?" ”

- Of course, it's Kiri's favorite yellow joke.

"That's right, if you don't control it, in less than thirty years, the whole population of the Norren Continent will drop by twenty percentage points, and then the landslide will crack, men and women will be infertile, and the human race may become the biggest loser." Sigma casually said nonsense, took out a box from the spatial ring, and slapped it on the door of Jili's head, "Whew, come and eat." ”

"What's that?" The paladin stretched out his hand to take it, opened it and saw that half cheese and half biscuits were made with the most ordinary ingredients, far less gorgeous and expensive than Alain's box, Ji Li was moved in her heart, but her mouth was unforgiving, she picked up a piece of cheese and chewed it in her mouth, and then hummed, "Probably President Victor prepared it for me, if he didn't mention it, you would definitely not think of me, how can a careless Lolicon like you be so careful?" ”

Sigma blinked, not angry, and said very sincerely: "Jili, you are wrong, you have to believe me, this box of snacks contains my full heart......"

Ji Li picked up the snack box and looked up and down: "Mind? Where? Why didn't I see it? ”

"Don't you see? Isn't that coat of cheese? Sigma Zhengse, "Rich in protein, taken from the human body, beauty and beauty, but the smell is a little fishy, but the smell is nothing, of course, you know that I am a necromancer, and I am good at alchemy, so it is a piece of cake to cover up the taste......"

Before she could finish speaking, Gilly had already struck a piece of cheese into Sigma's mouth with lightning speed.

The necromancer chewed the cheese in his mouth and swallowed it without changing his face.

"You didn't throw up?" Gilly exclaimed.

Sigma smiled evilly, "I'm the type who can kiss her lovingly without rinsing after [beep] for me." ”

Gilly snorted.

"Okay, okay, eat quickly, the food is cold!" Alain tapped the plate with a fork and said in an old-fashioned manner, as if she were playing the role of a mother, and Gilly and Sigma were just playful and naughty children.

The two older children, who had had enough of the trouble, began to eat honestly, but obviously, the fine tradition that Sigma inherited from his previous life definitely did not include "eating without words", or that the Washington family's table had absolutely nothing to do with etiquette and elegance, and that accompanied the reaper brothers and nobles was always gluttony, cow drinking, and roaring, and Sigma was not so arrogant, but he was still a table chatter, and he remembered the dream words of Alain when he had just entered the door, and she shouted, Godfather.

In this family, only Alain and her mother are missing a member in the most basic family composition.

Lack of fathers.

Maybe Alain's father was just out and about, but if it was a father who was running around for his family and making his daughter proud, Alain would have proudly mentioned it, but she never mentioned her own father - whatever the reason, the topic of Alain's father is a personal privacy that cannot be mentioned, and Sigma and Gilly have already noticed this, so they have not talked to Alain and her mother about Alain's father, after all, the relationship between the two parties is not close enough to know such a thing. Although we get along well, we can't do presumptuous things that don't know how to advance or retreat.

But as Alain said today, she clearly has a godfather.

And when she found out that the person who came was Sigma, there was only a little disappointment in her eyes, but she did not show any sadness, indicating that this "godfather" was still alive and did not save it in sad memories, so it didn't hurt to talk a little.

So Sigma asked, "Alain, do you have a godfather?" ”

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PS: After tooth extraction, the wound heals carefully...... I was so scared that I hurriedly bought two boxes of ice cream, and anyway, I finally had a reasonable reason to eat cold drinks on a cold day. Well, also, wisdom teeth are extracted, wisdom teeth are crooked or often painful, it is recommended to remove them, early extraction is better...... (To be continued......)