Chapter 170: Ass Face

Due to the change of flag, the people of the small fishing village did not notice the boat, and Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao landed safely.

It's getting late, it's time to find a place to stay, Xu Kai is not familiar with life, so he can only ask passers-by.

"Uncle, is there an inn near here?" Xu Kai saw that they were all dressed in ancient times, which should be from the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty only had inns, not inns and other names.

The old man just glanced at Xu Kai, and then continued to walk forward without saying a word.

"How do the people here ......" Before Liu Xiaoxiao's words were finished, two gorgeous costumes appeared in Xu Kai's hands, and there was a prop called era clothes in the props store, which was available in clothes of any era, and Xu Kai was from the Ming Dynasty. In ancient times, people looked at clothes, and the so-called people relied on clothes, so it is no wonder that the old people are like this.

The two put their clothes directly on the outside, and instantly became the handsome rich and white rich of the Ming Dynasty, attracting everyone's attention.

"Are you two going to invest in the stack? Please come with me. "There was no need to open their mouths, there was already a man in a dude's suit who had come to greet them.

"Well, we're going to the best inn, we want to eat and stay!" Xu Kai is really decent when he puts up a shelf, but people who watch more TV are different......

"Of course, of course!" This guy's name is Qin Xizao, and he really knows how to take ...... Xu Kai saw it in his eyes, but he didn't say it directly, because he hadn't introduced himself yet, and Liu Xiaoxiao didn't know what Xu Kai was laughing at.

Yunlai Inn is located by the sea, after getting off the boat, you only need to walk dozens of steps to arrive, no wonder the business will be so hot, at this time it is full, so Qin Xi is very embarrassed, but the shopkeeper has his own plan in his heart, seeing Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao dressed noblely, he gave up his daughter's room and let her sleep in the firewood room, she is really a miser......

"Oh, what should I do?" Xu Kai didn't want to live in a woman's boudoir, not to mention that now there was only one bed in one room, Liu Xiaoxiao wouldn't sleep with him.

"Of course I'm sleeping in the bed, and you're sleeping on the floor." Liu Xiaoxiao saw that Xu Kai was slow to move, so he preemptively occupied the soft bed.

Xu Kai didn't plan to sleep in a woman's bed, and said with a smile: "You sleep, I'll fill my stomach first." ”

"Wait for me!" Liu Xiaoxiao remembered that she hadn't eaten for a day, and almost all the pirate ships were full of wine, and only Xu Kai could satisfy her hunger with wine, and she couldn't stand it after a few sips.

The food in Yunlai Inn is really all seafood, Xu Kai ordered all the dishes, and he had to put eight tables together to fill them, worried that he would have no money to pay? A gold bar will buy this inn! As for this gold bar, of course...... The third layer is done, Xu Kai naturally keeps some for himself, hehe......

Trapped on the island, Beard Ming is no ordinary pirate leader, his mount is a large shark named Mustache, and at the same time as he discovers that the pirate ship has been captured, he summons Mustache, and he follows closely behind, and now he has also arrived in the small fishing village.

Hu Ziming landed with dozens of pirates, causing a commotion in the small fishing village, and it was already a mess outside, but Xu Kai tasted the food as if nothing happened, and the frightened girl next to him was already shaking very badly with the chopsticks, and the dishes he caught fell back on the plate again and again, and he didn't eat a bite.

"Guest, I think you are still ......" The innkeeper knew that they were rich people, and they would definitely attract pirates to come and rob them, and it didn't matter if they robbed them of their belongings, it would not be good if they affected themselves.

"Boss, I bought your shop, let's go!" Xu Kai took out another gold bar and threw it to the innkeeper.

"Thank you, guest, no, it should be the boss, thank you boss! Thank you! He didn't bother to pack his things, put the gold bars in the box containing the money, and ran away through the back door with his life.

Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't sit still anymore and asked, "Are you really not afraid of that pirate leader?" He looks so much better than you. ”

"Don't raise the morale of others, destroy your own prestige, eat yours!" Xu Kai sandwiched a chicken butt into Liu Xiaoxiao's bowl and nibbled on the chicken leg himself, not only seafood, but also all kinds of delicacies.

"I don't want to eat this!" Liu Xiaoxiao was about to clip another piece of chicken thigh, but Xu Kai had already eaten only the bones, and Khan said: "Is this guy human......

"Huh?" Xu Kai licked his fingers, and found the hairy crab in front of Liu Xiaoxiao, so quick that Liu Xiaoxiao threw herself into the air again, so angry that she threw away the chopsticks, and simply grabbed it with her hands, opened the bow left and right with both hands, and finally grabbed a big lobster, laughing happily, for the first time, I felt that the food in my hand was so difficult to come from, and it was very fragrant.

Xu Kai laughed a few times and continued to eat meat, but at this time, Hu Ziming came, and when he appeared, he wanted to cut the table from the middle.

Clang!

"Don't waste food!" Xu Kai blocked Hu Ziming's attack with the sword of subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger, but because Hu Ziming's knife was very ordinary, it was directly cut off, and the head of the knife bounced off his hat. It seems that Xu Kai has the upper hand, but in fact, he has been shocked to the point that his whole body is numb, and the strength of this beard is really amazing.

After the hat flew off, Hu Ziming's true face was revealed, which made him very embarrassed, because ......

"...... Buttocks? The food in Xu Kai's hand fell, and this bearded face actually looked like a human buttocks! The bald head, with a depression in the middle, reveals a ditch, look at the raw ......

Burst!

Liu Xiaoxiao sprayed rice on the spot, it was really Xu Kai who didn't say that she couldn't see it for a while, she just felt that this person's head was very special, and now the more she looks at it, the more she looks like an ass.

"Closed ...... Shut up! Hu Ziming covered his head with both hands and wanted to cover his shame, but unfortunately his head was too big to cover at all.

"There's someone behind you!" Xu Kai suddenly pointed behind Hu Ziming, as if there was really someone.

"Huh?" When Hu Ziming turned his head, his head looked more like an ass from behind.

"Sure enough, it's a white, pure, and flawless ass......" Xu Kai laughed heartily after speaking, Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help it, the two of them rolled on the ground with laughter, hammered the floor wildly, and tears came out.

"You ......" Hu Ziming was humiliated by this, and while he was angry, his "ass" also turned red, which made Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao even more laughing, and their stomachs hurt from laughter, and they almost lost their breath......

Boom!

Something terrible happened, Hu Ziming actually blew himself up......

"Huh?" Xu Kai didn't expect to win without a fight, and the entrance to the fifth layer opened immediately, which meant that Hu Zi was clearly defeated.

Belch...... Belch...... Belch......

Although they couldn't see anyone, Xu Kai and Liu Xiaoxiao could hear that the voice should be He Chengxian's, after turning back into a crane, he had been trying to learn to fly again, but unfortunately he still rose and fell, and finally fell down with all his strength, and at the same time he broke through the roof, his sharp mouth just pierced his "chrysanthemum" when Hu Ziming was about to explode, and miraculously killed it in seconds, it seems that this Hu Ziming's weakness is there......

"I'm full of food, I'm full of laughter, the time is just right!" Xu Kai got up and was about to walk into the entrance of the fifth floor, but who knew that he was popped out, what the hell is going on?