Chapter 236: Wine Fight
Tang Jie nonchalantly took out a bottle of tin wine from his wide robe, opened the lid, and said, "I like to drink a pot to warm up before the competition. After that, he really drank a pot of wine. He wiped his thick lips and said, "The rich flavor of this vodka is so mellow everywhere." ”
He actually drank a tin pot of vodka as water, and it seemed that this time the opponent was quite tricky.
However, how could a time-tested magic swordsman be frightened by the amount of alcohol that the other party revealed, and this way of deliberately undermining the other party's confidence might be useful to others. But Renault's mental literacy has reached an almost quite high level, and if you want to shake his confidence, it is better to defeat him directly on the battlefield.
Renault soon found a bottle of Gin Ale at the top of the left-hand shelf, with an alcohol content of 95%, which in the real world corresponds to American Gin Ale, a forbidden liquor known as "instant death".
When the golden ale wine was placed in front of the Tang Dynasty, the big fat man's big eyes opened round for the first time, and he said in an approving tone: "Good vision, I actually found the 'screaming purple-clothed Jesus' in such a short period of time." ”
The screaming purple-clad Jesus is another name for the Golden Ale.
Renault also retrieved a beer glass from the beer rack, which was large enough to hold an entire bottle.
Looking at the full glass of golden ale wine pushed in front of him, Tang Jie swallowed his saliva, and inhaled the wine greedily in front of the glass, I don't know if it was because of nervousness or the smell of wine, a faint red appeared on his fair fat face.
"Yes, it's been a long time since I've tasted the strength of the golden ale." Without hesitation, he grabbed his glass, looked at Renault with a meaningful gaze, and then tilted his neck to drain a whole glass of 95° wine.
After drinking the wine in the cup, Tang Jie acted like no one else, and Renault also observed that he did not add any new colors to his fat face except for the previous pale red.
After seeing the fat man's drinking, Renault was a little bottomless. His specialty lies in fighting, and he doesn't have any proud record when it comes to drinking, at most he drinks a table of classmates down at a college graduation ceremony. Compared with the Tang realm, his little record is not worth mentioning.
"It's my turn!" Tang Jie quickly picked out three bottles of different types of liquor from the wine shelf, namely Golden Malt, Whiskey Bag, and Grenada Rum, all of which were spirits above 90°.
"You're not going to have all the wine for the last three rounds, are you?" Renault asked, half-mockingly, half-tentatively.
Tang Jie said: "Of course not. As he spoke, he pulled out a delicate silver-toned wine vessel.
Renault's face changed immediately, the shaker is specially used to make cocktails, and among the known wines, the most powerful is naturally mixed wine.
Sure enough, Tang Jie poured each of the three liquors into the shaker, and after a dazzling bartending performance, the tricolor spirits were mixed into a blue-green color and poured into a conical glass. It was a special cup for martinis.
Tang Jie: "It's not that you can win with more wine, but more importantly, the quality of the wine." And the most powerful of them is the 'Third Plenum'. ”
The so-called Third Plenary Session is a mixture of the three strongest liquors, which can be described as a killing weapon in the wine fight.
Tang Jie gently pushed the prepared "Third Plenary Session", and the martini glass automatically slid in front of Renault. Just smelling the strong smell of wine, Renault was a little drunk.
"What a strong wine!" Renault's brow was like two crossed knives. There is no room for reversal under the gambling agreement. Renault was full of strength and poured all the "Third Plenary Session" in the wine glass into his mouth.
The wine was like fire, and before it could reach its throat, it was as hot as a scorching, and Renault felt that his whole mouth was about to burn.
Finally swallowed the magma-like alcohol into his stomach, and Renault's face was already red, as if he had been smeared with a layer of red paint. Not to mention the dizziness, Renault wanted to lie down and fall asleep immediately. If it weren't for forcibly stirring up the reincarnation of the demon fight, quickly raising the body temperature, and evaporating the residual alcohol in the body through the pores, most of them would have fallen down. Although the evaporated wine was only a small part, the effect was very timely, at least it avoided the embarrassing ending of fainting immediately.
"Lord Renault, Lord Renault!" Tang Jie called out several times, and then he got a response from the other party, "Are you okay, do you want to rest for a while, or...... Call it a day. ”
The other party said it very politely, but the meaning of the words "so far" is obvious, that is, to make Renault surrender. "You and I can't get drunk!" Renault propped himself up against the back of the chair: "Just a cup of 'Third Plenary Session', you also want to stump me?" ”
Tang Jie cocked his fat thumb in admiration and praised: "Lord Renault is indeed the most courageous person I have ever seen. For the first time, you are the first person to survive the 'Third Plenum' of my special brew. ”
"Was that the first person who got you drunk?" Seven points of drunkenness came up, and Renault had more words. In fact, this is also one of Renault's tactics, and people who drink a lot know that when they drink for three rounds, the more they talk, the faster the alcohol in the body will be released. Although this method is clumsy and the effect is a bit unsatisfactory, it is better than nothing.
The faint red on Tang Jie's face had already dissipated, and it could be seen that he had bottomless alcohol, and he said: "I really have never been drunk, the most recent drunk time was the celebration banquet when 'Drunken Life and Dream Death' was officially established, and all the organization cadres were put down, and I was almost eight points drunk." ”
Renault gave a thumbs up, pointed at himself domineeringly, and said, "Then I will be the first!" ”
Tang Jie didn't get angry but laughed: "My lord, you are really drunk. ”
Renault no longer paid attention to it, and did not go to get a new bottle, but directly took the three bottles of wine in front of the Tang Realm in his arms, I don't know if he was too drunk, or accidentally didn't pay attention, in the process of picking up the wine, he knocked over the bottle of high-concentration golden ale wine he placed on the ground, and the scattered wine slurry splashed all over the ground, and for a while, the huge basement was filled with a strong aroma of alcohol.
"Be careful!" Tang Jie reminded, but Renault ignored him. In fact, this is a greed to save effort, obviously the current demon swordsman has entered the critical point of drunken dreams, and he can't even get up to find a new drink.
Renault reluctantly opened the three bottles of wine, poured them into the empty beer glasses, and without waiting for the three wines to be completely mixed, he pushed the bubbling and chemically reactive "Third Plenum" to the other party.
Maybe he was really drunk, and the strength of pushing the wine glass was a little bit more, and the wine glass almost drew off the table, if it weren't for Tang Jie's quick eyes, this nondescript "Third Plenary Session" almost went to waste.
Tang Jie picked up his beer glass and said with a smile: "Just a cup of the 'Third Plenary Session', you also want to stump me?" If I can redeem it, I can kill it as well. With that, he poured a full glass of mixed wine into his mouth, and then exhaled heavily, with a strong smell of alcohol.
"What a pity! A good cup of the 'Third Plenary Session', but it didn't have the three-point level I concocted, and I wasted three bottles of raw materials. Tang Jie said as he got up and went to look for a new wine.
In fact, in Renault's current state, a glass of the same mixed wine was enough to get him drunk. However, Tang Jie is a master of wine tasting and bartending, and he is not willing to repeat a cocktail, which would be too petty.
Famous people naturally have the spirit of a famous person, and they must also maintain the standard of a famous person, let alone let this Renault, who is on an equal footing with Luohan, look down on him.
This time, he found ten bottles of wine, ten different bottles of wine. Just looking at the colorful labels, it's a bit dizzying, and each bottle has an alcohol content of at least 80° or more.
Renault smiled bitterly, it seems that this time the other party vows to drink himself down. However, although it was difficult to see Tang Jie's steps, he was not drunk at all, and his fat body didn't know how many barrels of liquor he had to hold to get him drunk.
Renault's heart began to run out of shape.
Competing with an alcoholic who has been a drinker all year round is not a wise thing in itself.
Renault watched as the other man struggled to bury his fat body in a chair, and then poured bottles of alcohol with the lid open into the conical glass. The first bottle reached a full cup at the beginning, and Tang Jie did not stop there, but continued to pour, but the pouring speed was quite slow, and the slowness almost had the illusion of time stopping. Regardless, not a single drop of the wine poured into the glass was spilled.
Renault's eyes were almost round, but he quickly figured out the reason: the secret was in the fat palm of the cup held up by Tang Jie. The fingers, which were as fat as sausages, shook at a frequency that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, and each stroke stirred up a faint mist in the mouth of the cup.
As the fog increases, the water level in the glass gradually decreases at a rate that is visible to the naked eye. However, the whole bottle was running out - a large full bottle of wine turned into a small half glass in a matter of minutes.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Reynaud couldn't have believed the fantastic trick and almost saw it as some kind of trick.
Then, Tang Jie threw the empty wine bottle outward, and the translucent amber wine bottle turned around in the air for more than twenty times, and landed on the ground safely, shaking from side to side twice before standing still.
Then came the second bottle, Tang Jie still maintained the posture of holding the wine glass with one hand, grabbed another bottle of wine nearby, pulled out the cork with his molars, and then repeated the way he had just poured the alcohol.
In about ten minutes, all ten bottles of spirits were poured into the glass.
What a name! Renault almost felt the urge to stand up, but reason kept him calm. When his eyes fell on the glass of rainbow-like elixir, the shock in his eyes was undisguised. One can imagine how effective a whole ten bottles of mixed wine would be if they were concentrated into a small glass. Even a colossus will get drunk in an instant.
The conical wine glass was delivered to Renault, and Tang Jie told: "This 'Ten Perfect Wine' is my life's masterpiece, and it is also my magic weapon to defeat countless self-proclaimed winemakers." Mistress Renault, you have the privilege of having a tasting, which is enough to prove your alcohol consumption and wine guts. ”