Chapter 053: The Cheap Are Respected
Golden time and space, the time and space where the three races of man, god and demon stand together.
The supreme rulers of the three clans are called Renzun, Shenzun, and Demon Venerable, among which the strongest is naturally the Demon Venerable Melon Tian Li Xia, followed by the Divine Venerable Shangfang Sword, and the Renzun Sikong picking melons.
Golden Time and Space advocates the lowly as respect, so these three people are the three cheapest people in Golden Time and Space......
melon fields and plums are greedy, as long as it is a woman, they would rather kill the wrong person than let it go, as the saying goes, it is the same when the lights are turned off; Shang Fang Sword is greedy for money, as long as you have money, you can do whatever you want him to do; He picks melons and eats greedy, and he eats everything he can eat, including intestinal poison, because he is invincible......
All three have a common hobby, which is gambling! The peaceful coexistence of the three clans is due to the annual gamble.
On this day, the three sluts started a new gamble.
Or guess the boxing to decide who will make the question, Gua Tian Li Xia won again, this is already his 198th question, every time he wins, this time will not be an exception, Shang Fang Baojian and Sikong Pick Gua Although they have a slight word, they dare not say it clearly, because they are not the opponents of Gua Tian Lixia.
"Well, it's your turn this time, melon picking." The melon field and Li Xia have always been unhappy to pick melons and take such a name, which is too rushing with himself......
"Say, hehe......" Sikong picked melons and looked fine, his obesity had made his eyes always squint into a line, so he simply kept putting on a smiling face, which was unpredictable.
Guada Li Xia smiled: "I bet you can't find a second person who can eat more than you!" ”
"What?!" Sikong picked melons and was suddenly shocked, there is indeed no one who can eat more than himself in this time and space, isn't it a sure loss? He looked at Shang Fang's sword, that guy had already stayed out of the matter, where would he help him speak.
"How? Are you going to throw in the towel? Or ...... "Every time the bet is the losing side to send a city, there are a total of 36 cities in the golden space, 12 for each race, but because of the annual gambling game, the demons have 25, the gods 10, and the human race 1. In other words, if Sikong picks melons and admits defeat, then the human race will cease to exist......
"Of course I'm going to give him a try!" Although Sikong picking melons is incompetent, he is also the respect of the human race, and losing 11 cities has discredited him......
"Good! That's it! Sitting in the village under the melon field and plum, Shang Fang Baojian did not hesitate to press the gambling book on the three big words "can't find", laughed a few times, and stared at the big belly of Sikong picking melons.
At this moment, there was a loud bang in the sky, and Ximen Dong appeared brightly!
"Oops!" Seeing that his last city was on fire, Sikong picked melons and ran over with a whoosh, he didn't want to lose even this last gambling book......
"Uh-huh-hmm...... It's really heaven to help me......" Guada Tian Li Xia moved his gaze to the gloating Shang Fang Sword, and said secretly: "The next target is you, you are a fool......"
"Am I dead? It's so hot......" Ximendong fell into a large oil pot, and the splashed oil and water quickly spread when it caught fire, making the kitchen like purgatory on earth.
"Huh? This is ......" Ximendong opened his eyes slightly, and was immediately stupefied by everything in front of him, and Khan said: "God, I Ximendong didn't do anything bad in my life, why do you want me to go to the oil pot after death?" It's really ...... It's so unfair......"
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, jumped out of the oil pot, and roared, "It's so unfair! ”
Thundered......
Was there an earthquake? No, it's the sound of the melon picking and running......
"Meow a cat, eat me!" Sikong picked melons and took off his pants and released water on the spot, which was comparable to the water column of the fire brigade, and the fire was extinguished in an instant, which is worthy of human respect......
The villagers who had not yet had time to put out the fire applauded and shouted: "Long live Renzun!" Long live Renzun! ”
"It stinks...... Vomit ......" Ximendong was drenched in the urine of Sikong picking melons and vomited wildly in the ruins.
"Huh? Is this the guy who caused the perpetrator? Sikong picked melons and vaguely saw the fat man who was about the same size as himself in the smoke, and suddenly had a kind of intimate feeling, I don't know whether I am happy or worried.
After a while, Ximen Dong walked out, and when he saw the fat man in front of him, his reaction was no different from that of Sikong picking melons, and then looked at the crown he was wearing on his head, and Khan said: "It turns out that King Yama looks like this......"
"Hey! Imp, why are you burning my kitchen? Don't you know that this is my lifeline? Sikong picked melons as he spoke, took out a big meat bun, and began to eat it with relish, this is not an ordinary meat bun, its size is about the same as a person 2 meters tall, but it is very easy for him to hold it with one hand, its strength is indeed good, and the amount of food is even more amazing!
"Kitchen?" Only then did Ximen Dong realize that he had not gone to hell, and then he looked at this fat man carefully, and the more he looked at it, the less he looked like the legendary King of Yama, and hurriedly said: "No way, who called it all junk food." ”
"What do you say? Litter? Sikong's mouth suddenly became bigger, and he swallowed the big meat bun in one bite, which frightened Ximendong's face pale, for fear that he would eat himself.
Sikong picked melons and asked, "Little ghost, tell the deity quickly, what is the most delicious?" ”
The restaurant of the Ximen family is well-known overseas, and his father Siemens Su is recognized as the god of food, of course, Ximen Dong also has such a two-time hit, and said with a smile: "Of course, it is my Ximen's super invincible supreme package!" ”
"Super ...... Invincibility...... Supreme...... Package? Just hearing the name, the saliva of Sikong melon picking has flowed into a large river, flooding several nearby farmlands......
"Hehe...... "Ximendong knows that this person is greedy, no matter what place this is, the first thing to do is to survive, seeing that this person's momentum is extraordinary, he will stammer him first......
"In that case, why don't you make it for the deity?" It was not easy to stop this "flood" by picking melons in the air, and said seriously.
"Well...... "The Super Invincible Supreme Package is not something that can be completed by one person, Ximendong didn't know if there were any people with superb cooking skills here, and asked: "I need the best ingredients, the best chef, do you have it?" ”
"Nonsense! That's all there is to the deity! Sikong picked melons and slapped his hands twice, and immediately behind him appeared an army of delicious food that he was proud of, whose battle was comparable to that of a well-trained army.
Ximen Dong laughed and said, "This is far worse than my Ximen family, you better be smart!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave, but was covered by a large bowl falling from the sky.
"Humph! Toast without eating and eating penalty wine! Sikong picked melons with a big wave of his hand and shouted: "Come on, take it away for me!" ”
Bang Bang Bang!
"Ouch! What kind of broken bowl is this? It's so hard......" Ximendong wanted to break the bowl with brute force, but his hand was swollen.
Sikong picked the melon and smiled: "This is the bowl of the deity, and it is the honor of the bowl, hehe!" ”
"Damn...... I didn't expect that I would be planted in a bowl...... "Ximen Dong wanted to sell a pass, but he didn't expect this commonplace melon to be so domineering, so he could only be obediently carried back to the palace by his guards......