Chapter Ninety-One: The Best Friend
In the Amway Center Arena in Orlando, countless people were crowded, and as far as the eye could see, in the black crowd, Jessica sat quietly in her place from beginning to end, while her agent Kim Chun-sun said something next to her, most of them were some slanderous words about Winnie the Pooh, such as what a lewd-ruffian, a bear, a white-eyed wolf, etc., obviously this woman was a little dissatisfied with our little guy.
"I think there must be a leg between him and that beautiful agent, look at that woman, that leg, that ass, what a bastard, even an agent has to choose a woman!"
Kim Chun-sun's words are full of disdain, in fact, we can understand it as jealousy, and the reason why she said this is mainly to make Jessica wary of Winnie the Pooh, is that everyone knows how attractive the stinky boy is to those American girls, it is not an exaggeration to say that Luo Yun is a cup of deadly poison, as long as he takes action, the woman's hormones will be quickly activated, and then he will put those bear claws into your clothes and strip you away.
Jessica listened to Jin Chunshan's chatter, and felt more and more that it was not a taste, although she knew that there was nothing between Luo Yun and Tang Ya, but she was a woman after all, how could she allow a big beauty to follow her man all day long.
"Sika! You must hold on to it, and don't fall into his clutches! Kim Soon-sun began to give Jessica a vaccination, but poor this woman is still kept in the dark.
"I see!"
The girl nodded helplessly, she was tossed by Roberts last night, and today it's here again, this bastard. How can it be so unreassuring. I thought I had to go back to Korea. Jessica couldn't help but get a little worried.
Seeing Jessica's attitude, Kim Chun-sun finally glanced at the girl with satisfaction, and at this time, half of the three-point contest had been scored, Kevin Love of the Timberwolves and Durant of the Thunder had entered the second round, and the previous champion James Jones had also entered the second round of the finals with 22 points in the preliminaries, but at this time Luo Yun did not pay attention to this event, but began to warm up with Farid in the training hall on the other side.
There wasn't much Luo Yun needed to do, in fact, it was just a pass to Farid. The black boy is ready to make a dunk under the crotch after catching the ball, because he is relatively tall, it is a little difficult to do this action, but fortunately, this guy's ability to stay in the air is good, and the success rate is also very high under Luo Yun's exquisite pass, it seems that Farid is still worried about not being selected for the rookie game, and is ready to make a good show in the slam dunk contest.
A total of 4 people participated in this year's slam dunk contest, namely Kenneth Farid of the Nuggets, Bardinger of the Rockets and Rejimi Evans of the Jazz, and the second is Paul George, the No. 24 of the Pacers, and Chinese fans jokingly call it Pickle Pepper! As for how this nickname came about, it is also more interesting. According to a more reliable theory, Paul George's English name is Paul-Georg, and the result of the English translation is pickled - pepper chicken. To be honest, Luo Yun was also quite depressed when he heard this, the fans are all geniuses, and they can think of it.
Speaking of nicknames, I have to talk about our little guy, this kid has always been called Winnie the Pooh, which was given by fans in the NCAA, and it is also the most widely used title, and earlier fans like to call him a stinky boy, Little Lolo, of course, after arriving in the NBA, there will be more, what a perverted bear, fast gun (grabbing), Terminator No. 7 (Finish Lin is crazy), Hua Dan Collector, etc., but these people are far from Chinese fans, In order to show their love for Luo Yun, the majority of Chinese fans directly named the boy naked (Luo) Ben, which means that the surname Luo runs fast, and what makes people speechless is that some people call him Big Pineapple, which means that he should find more big wave girls.
Of course, Luo Yun naturally doesn't know about all this, because he rarely goes on Chinese websites, and if he knows, he will definitely be depressed to death, and his reputation will be ruined!
What do others call Peter Pan, Little Emperor, Flash, Half-Human and Demigod, Answer, Truth or something, what is he called Streak, Big Pineapple, although the current Luo Yun can't reach that height at all, but this also hurts self-esteem too much.
Having said that, after a few minutes of practice, the group will be on the court, and by this time Kevin Loew has won the three-point shot championship of this All-Star Game, which is actually not surprising for a big man, because there are many people predicting before the game, what I have already guessed the result and so on, for example, Barkley is one of them, because shooting so many three-pointers in a row is not only based on hand, but also on their own physical strength.
For example, if you ask Lowew to shoot three points with Loew, the little guy is estimated to be a little weak after shooting a round of 25 balls, because most small players use the way of jumpers, so the physical energy consumed will be great, and the big guys are much better, you look at Nowitzki and Loew and others, they generally don't jump, they just stand on the spot and throw the ball, which will undoubtedly be much easier, so Loew deserves to get this three-point king.
After the three-point contest is the real drama of the day, the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest has always been the most anticipated program for fans, where you can witness NBA stars on the court, no matter how gorgeous the dunk show will appear here, the free throw line jump of the Flyers in the past, Carter's thunderbolt windmill is the most classic picture, but now it is more about playing tricks, that is to say, if you can't win with difficulty, you have to have more fun, For example, the scene where Howard incarnated as Superman in 2008, and the Griffin flying over the car last year, etc., can be regarded as the most typical trick shows.
And the rules of this year's All-Star Slam Dunk Contest have changed, there are no judges, regardless of the preliminaries and finals, each player has three chances to dunk, and then the winner of the slam dunk contest is voted for by all Shijie fans, so the rating is also very fair!
As time went by, the atmosphere of the slam dunk contest became more and more enthusiastic, and the stars on the sidelines cheered for the four players with scoring signs, although these rating cards did not have the slightest effect, but the stars could live the addiction of being a referee. It's also a way to have fun.
In the chatter of the host. The fans also began to boo their long-awaited boos. Damn skinhead, who's going to listen to your bullshit, let's get started!
Zuihou had no choice but to shorten the content of his speech, but in the eyes of the fans, this guy was still talking at length, and finally when he finished speaking, the enthusiasm of the fans also faded by more than half, fortunately, Badinger, who was the first to play, played tricks at the beginning, and there were very few white shadows in the slam dunk contest. So as soon as he appeared, the enthusiasm in the stadium was rekindled.
And this guy also brought a small American singer on the court, and under the basket stood Parsons, known as Pa Shuai, but compared with Winnie the Pooh, it seems a little unsightly, damn it, this is All-Star Weekend, not a beauty pageant, okay!
But in the cheers of the fans, we could already guess what was going to happen to Battinger, and Ricciardo began to work as a live commentator, believing that Badinger should have leapfrogged the American singer and dunked Parsons' pass, which was exactly what he did. As we watched this handsome white guy with a baseball cap take to the skies, the fans were also holding their breath in the audience. With the scream of a basket, the basketball was smashed directly into the frame by Badinger!
"Bang!"
"Oh, he succeeded, and for the first time, a wonderful performance!" Ricardo began to yell exaggeratedly, and the fans at the scene also cheered and encouraged, only Farid stood on the sidelines and whispered to Luo Yun, "Stinky boy, what should I do?" I guess I'll have to go in the first round, and we'll have to think of ideas! ”
"Then you stand where you are and let me fly over your head?" Luo Yun said with a smile, he understood Farid's mood, did he see the sweat on his forehead? The kid was starting to get nervous.
"It can't be!" Farid naturally won't be fooled, let's not talk about whether it will succeed or not, but who is the protagonist and who is the supporting role must be figured out, the little guy is clearly teasing himself.
As the two chatted, Evans' dunk also began, and it was more creative, he jumped over the head of the assistant sitting under the basket, received two passes in the air, and dunked two balls with both hands, but he tried to dunk twice before succeeding, but also won a round of applause from the audience.
"Stinky boy, ours is too simple, can you think of a way!"
Farid was already on the verge of being dazed, these bastards, who had just said that the first round was to show their individual talents, but in the end they were all deceitful, which was simply infuriating.
With Farid's anxiety, the third pickled pepper on the court also began, at this time the lights of the whole court were extinguished, and then he himself wore a fluorescent suit to perform a dunk in the dark, so a 360-degree turn and dunk was successfully born, the scene was also thunderous, and the wolf king sitting on the sidelines even raised a 10-point sign, it seems that he is very satisfied with this guy!
There was no way, Farid had to bite the bullet, and our little guy followed behind with a smile, and the fans at the scene also erupted in the biggest cheers since the start of the slam dunk contest after he came on the court, and there were many of the women's piercing screams, which made the commentator Kenny Smith can't help it!
"Girls, see clearly that it's Farid who dunks, not the big perverted bear of the Nuggets, can you be quiet!"
However, his words not only did not weaken the atmosphere in the stadium, but ushered in a flood of boos, which made the fans in the stadium daxiao.
However, at this time, Farid looked extremely painful, but just as he was about to start, Luo Yun suddenly patted the other party's shoulder!
"Wait a minute, we're one person away!" Luo Yun said with a smile, and all the fans at the scene focused on the two of them, wanting to see what Winnie the Pooh and Farid would perform.
"Missing someone? What do you mean? Farid wondered, and Luo Yun told him to wait for a moment, and then walked to the courtside.
"What are they going to do? Is there any special program? Ricciardo said in the commentary box, and the audience on the side of the stadium was also full of doubts, but when the little guy came to Kyrie Irving, the audience laughed like crazy!
"Bastard, what are you pulling me for? Don't you want to hit my attention! Owen pushed Luo Yun's hands and shouted.
"Come on! You had the best laugh just now, and you gave Battinger a zero score, so I think you need to put on a show! The little guy smiled and exerted all his strength. Wants to drag Owen onto the court.
"Go up. Go up! ”
"This guy was snickering just now. Looks like he should be amazing! ”
"Kyrie Irving, you're a fucking songstar!"
"Winnie-the-Pooh, come on!"
Zuihou, with the help of the audience on the sidelines and a group of unscrupulous stars, Kyrie Irving was almost dragged onto the court, especially the appearance of him scolding while breaking free from Luo Yun's palm caused a burst of laughter from the fans in the audience, and the cameraman also cooperated very well to put his unlucky appearance on the big screen, and now all the Shijie fans are about to laugh crazy.
"Bastard. I'm going to break off my friendship with you! ”
"Winnie-the-Pooh, you, you curse your chicks - chickens don't grow hair!"
"Stinky boy, you're going to get retribution!"
When Kyrie Irving came to the court, Luo Yun unceremoniously took him to a short distance under the basket, and then whispered, "Get on the ground!" ”
"What?" Kyrie Owen was shocked, his head was now full of Winnie the Pooh's hateful face, this bastard, actually let Lao Tzu lie on the ground.
"Hurry up, time waits for no one! When the time comes, I'll give you a beautiful girl's phone number! ”
Luo Yun said without thinking, he had been grinding for a while. So the speed has to be slowed down.
"Are you serious?" When Owen saw Luo Yun say this, his eyes lit up in an instant. And the little guy also smiled slightly and nodded, so under the gaze of all shijie fans, Kyrie Irving actually made a human flesh bench with both hands.
"Damn, what is this? Does Zhuangyuan Xiu make a bench? It's so hurtful! ”
Kenny Smith is going crazy, and the fans in the stadium are also in an uproar, damn Winnie the Pooh, you are such a bastard, everyone knows that Kyrie Irving was dragged up, and he didn't rehearse in advance, this kid, really good.
And at this time, Kyrie Irving really had the heart to die, especially when Luo Yun's big ass sat on him, which instantly caused a burst of laughter in the audience, and the flash lights blinded the eyes of countless people.
"Shame! Shame on you! Kyrie Owen made a mistake with his friends! ”
"This guy doesn't have the face to go back to Cleveland anymore, it's too embarrassing!"
BUT THAT'S IT, LUOYUN YIRAN HELD THE BASKETBALL UNDER THE GAZE OF THE FANS, AND COCKED ERLANG'S LEGS GRANDLY, AND DELIBERATELY PATTED IRVING'S BEAUTIFUL BUTTOCKS AND SAID: "SHORT POINT, FARED IS ESTIMATED TO NOT BE ABLE TO FLY OVER!" ”
"Damn, dead bear, Lao Tzu cursed you to cut off your children and grandchildren, you bastard!" Owen was really going to kill someone now, and if it weren't for the beautiful woman's phone number, he wouldn't have done such a stupid thing.
"Alright! All right! For the beauty, for the phone number, for the beauty, for the phone number! ”
Kyrie Owen began to meditate in his heart, but the bastard on his back also began to move, only to see Luo Yun's right hand pointed to his head, Farid immediately understood, they have formed a high degree of tacit understanding with teammates, and Winnie the Pooh's action of sticking a knife in his teammate's ribs also moved Farid greatly, if it weren't for this guy being a man, he would have rushed up and offered a fragrant kiss.
At this time, the fans in the stadium were also quietly waiting for this moment to come, when Farid began to run, Luo Yun's right hand was also ready, and then at the moment when Farid's feet jumped suddenly, the little guy's right hand also shook suddenly, and the basketball was instantly sent into the air, and the position came to Farid's chest impartially, and the perfect pass also made the eyes of the star coaches on the scene shine!
The wind blew over the boy's head, and the audience screamed!
After receiving the ball, Farid's whole body rose again, his long flowing hair waved like a crazy beast, and his hands suddenly exerted his strength in his chest like an angry lion, smashing the basketball into the basket!
"Bang dang!"
The basket shook violently, Farid who was hanging on the frame looked up to the sky and roared, and a fierce aura instantly swept the audience!
But before the fans could enjoy the moment, Kyrie Irving, who was under Luo Yun, suddenly pouted his ass and knocked Luo Yun to the floor, shouting angrily: "Bastard, give Lao Tzu a phone number!" ”
All right! That's it, when Luo Yun handed Irving a business card with the scent of roses, the guy finally got his wish and left, and this became the most talked about scene in the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest, and the fans also gave the most tragic actor of the All-Star a trophy a few days later, called the 2012 NBA All-Star Weekend Ethics Award, commemorating his great contribution to basketball.
And the player who was robbed of MVP by Luo Yun in the rookie game and swept out of the skills challenge finally included Winnie the Pooh in the list of the best bad friends, perverts, we can no longer play happily!
"Bastard, he really has a beautiful woman's business card, how come I don't know?" Jessica's lungs are about to explode now, she originally thought it was just a joke, but Luo Yun really gave it, this guy, how much else is he hiding from himself.
In this regard, our Winnie the Pooh can only look up to the sky and sigh, this is a cheerleader who quietly stuffed his pocket in the players' tunnel just now, and it is none of his business!
At this time, the stars on the sidelines also raised their score cards one after another, almost all of them were 10 points, but one person wanted to go against the two, Iguodala gave zero points without hesitation because of Farid hanging on the basket, which made the fans speechless for a while! (To be continued......)
PS: Note: It's true that a brother gave zero points, but the subject was replaced by Evans, because that guy hung himself from the basket for a long time, but this is also fun, it doesn't count!
This chapter is 5000 words, I didn't plan to write about the slam dunk contest, but thinking about it, it seems like something is missing, so please forgive me!