Fifth, three, five, cute, arrogant county
The first update -
The city guards saw that Xiao Qiushui was innocent and cute, and he couldn't help but love Xiao Qiushui's cute appearance, so he patiently explained to her: "Since the girl is interested, she must go and see it...... This engagement ceremony is not a trivial matter, our Pingxi King's son is going to marry the royal princess, the emperor personally sent the minister to send the princess over, such a big event, the prince naturally wants to hold it publicly, everyone is welcome to be present and watch, when the flowing water banquet will be ten miles long, regardless of the peddler or pawn, anyone can go to eat and drink, and have fun with the king......"
"Wow, a prince marrying a princess? I don't know much about it, but it's amazing. Xiao Qiushui clapped his hands, turned his head and said to the other girls, "Let's go and see." ”
Zuoqiu said detachedly: "The boss said to go and see, of course we will go and see." As she spoke, she wiped a handful of saliva, and it turned out that this guy heard that the flowing water mat was ten miles long and could be eaten at will, so he was moved.
Tang Rou said softly: "What I want to see most is the boss's engagement ceremony, alas...... It's a pity that the boss has not been able to get married, and I, as a sister, am really worried about the boss. I added another sentence in my heart: When can I put the boss in the man's bed? I'll be able to watch the Living Spring Palace from the side.
Deng Yuhan coldly concluded: "Go! ”
These four days are not afraid of the four, once the completely unreliable guy is decided, the other people will not be easy to do, you say not to go, these four guys will definitely kill you, then you have to be together.
Li Yan had another idea, his mind turned twice, and he quickly linked this matter to the original book. This is already Mr. Jin Yong's novel shijie. It should be the plot of "The Legend of Deer and Ding". Wu Yingxiong, the son of Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi, is a scumbag, and he wants to marry Princess Jianning, a masochist, who is originally a talented woman, a scumbag with a happy ending, but because of Wei Xiaobao in the middle, Zuihou made Wu Yingxiong become a eunuch, and Princess Jianning went to Wei Xiaobao's bed and became Wei Xiaobao's wife.
Wei Xiaobao is born strong. No one can bring him down, Li Yan thought to himself: If I don't intervene in this matter, there will be no change, right? It should be developed according to the original work, which is considered a development that is beneficial to Wei Xiaobao, and I don't need to jump out and mix it anymore.
But when he thought of this, he suddenly trembled all over, no, in the original book, Wei Xiaobao is a man, so he can have a leg with Princess Jianning, and accept this masochist woman as his own. Helped him deal with Wu Yingxiong, but in this plane. Wei Xiaobao is a woman, can she still accept the slut Princess Jianning? In case of...... In case this woman hooks up with Wu Yingxiong because of some physical need, she may kill Wei Xiaobao.
Besides, Princess Jianning's mother, that is, the fake Empress Dowager Mao Dongzhu, has been subdued by Li Yan, separated from the Shenlong Sect, and joined the "Flying Snow Shoots White Deer in the Sky, and the Laughing Book Hero Leans on the Blue Mandarin", Li Yan can't sit back and watch his subordinate daughters go down the evil path, and should cut off all the possibilities of unbeautiful development.
With this consideration, Li Yan was inconvenient to stay out of the matter, and waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's all go to the engagement ceremony and see the excitement." ”
Li Yan asked the guards at the city gate about the time and place of the engagement ceremony, which would not start until the evening, and the location was chosen on the square in the center of Kunming City, and the flowing water seats would be placed on both sides from the crossroads of the square, so that the people of the entire Kunming City could share the joy.
This is really a big deal, and only Wu Sangui, a rich and rival country, can put up such a battle.
At this time, it was still early, and there was still half a day in the evening, Li Yan didn't have to worry, he first found an inn in the city, set a place to stay, and then took the eight girls to go shopping, buy some sugar gourds or something to eat, and the free and easy sister Ling Hu Chong bought wine all the way, bought it and drank it, and after a while, he got drunk and smoked, and he had to let Li Yan carry it away.
In the afternoon, everyone came to a temple, only to see countless pilgrims in and out, this temple is quite lively, all the way people saw Li Yan and his party looking at the temple, and introduced: "This temple is called Shansheng Temple, asking for marriage, giving birth to children is the most effective, son, you take eight wives, this marriage is not to ask, but you can ask for a child." ”
Before Li Yan could speak, a group of girls behind him said in unison: "Who is his wife?" Hugh is talking nonsense. ”
The passer-by and the eight women were so aggressive that they were startled, and they sweated and said, "Good men don't fight with women...... and they turned around and fled."
However, after making such a fuss, Li Yan and the others became interested in the temple, and all the girls planned to go in to have a look, and Li Yan had no reason to object, so everyone walked in together. As soon as he walked to the door, an official came out of it, wearing the robe of the magistrate, looking arrogant and unstoppable, swaggering in the middle of the road, and the pedestrians retreated to the side of the road, letting the official go first.
Li Yan was not interested in this kind of official, and even disgusted, but there was no need to deliberately tease, so he beckoned a few girls and wanted them to make way with the people. The four of them, the black long straight royal sister, the skinny girl, the twisted girl, and the free and easy girl, all know the etiquette and know the severity, so they retreated with Li Yan.
But Xiao Qiushui and her three righteous sisters are a little afraid of the sky and the earth, they are nonsense people, Li Yan asked them to let them, they didn't let them, Xiao Qiushui crossed his hands on his waist, stood on the right side of the road, and hummed: "The avenue is facing the sky, each going to one side, he and I are walking on the same road, each of them is going to the right side of the road, this is called the right side of the vehicle......"
"You're big on the right." Li Yan pulled her: "Don't make trouble, just let a lot of meat." ”
Xiao Qiushui shouted, "Why do I have to go to the side of the road? Is there a head in office? Too arrogant, right? ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, fainting you, sesame mung bean is a big deal, you have to jump out and shout so loudly, you are the one who is arrogant. If everyone goes to reason with the officials, let alone ancient times, even the future generations will be chaotic...... Li Yan remembered the later generations, once he went to Jiuzhaigou to play, but happened to meet a certain leader who was also visiting Jiuzhaigou, and as a result, one of the scenic spots was blocked for several hours...... Although there is truth in this, the person who said it must have a sick brain. There are some social phenomena, let's take a look, just feel uneasy, there is no need to jump out and compete with these phenomena, are you finished?
Xiao Qiushui's shouting really got a cheer, but the cheering people all shrank in the crowd, and they didn't dare to come out at all, but set off Xiao Qiushui more and more like a bird, and the shot was a bird.
The official's eyes narrowed, and he glared at Xiao Qiushui very unhappily, he wanted to get angry immediately, but seeing that she was not badly dressed, she had to spend a few thousand taels of silver on a cheongsam, so it was not good to get angry casually, and asked, "Little girl, which adult's young lady are you?" "This is the way officials do things, when you encounter an enemy, don't fire first, first ask you what your surname is, what kind of backer you have, if your backer is bigger than me, then I will immediately kneel and lick you, what offended me just now should have never happened. If you're a smaller backer than me, hey! Lao Tzu stomped on you, and let your backer kneel and lick me.
Xiao Qiushui is almost natural, how do you know the mystery of his question? said innocently: "I am the young lady of the Xiao family." ”
"The Xiao family?" The official's brain was running rapidly, is there any official surnamed Xiao in Kunming? Patrol Lord Xiao? No, that Lord Xiao only has two sons, no daughters. Lord Cao Yun Xiao? It's not right, that Lord Xiao was appointed alone, and all his family members stayed in his hometown, and he didn't bring them to Kunming at all.
He thought about it for a while, but he couldn't think of it, so he said with a pleasant face: "Forgive me for being clumsy, I don't know which Xiao family you are?" What does the family do for a living? What is your father's position? ”
Xiao Qiushui replied honestly: "My family is from the Sword Sect, my father, as the head of the family." ”
"Poof!" The official laughed instantly, it turned out to be the daughter of the boss of the gangsters, you must know that the Manchu Qing Dynasty is not as good as the Great Song Dynasty, in the territory of the Manchu Dynasty, the Jianghu gang is a fart, in the era of weak martial arts, no matter how powerful the sect is, it is nothing in the eyes of the government, just take the mighty Shenlong Sect as an example, Kangxi casually gave an order and sent a naval army, and the Shenlong Island was bombed to the ground, what gang can be put in the eyes of the officials?
Once he figured out where Xiao Qiushui came from, the official's face changed in an instant, just now he was still amiable, but now he instantly became vicious, and shouted: "Boldly Diao Min, the daughter of a gangster boss in the rivers and lakes, dare to come and block my way to Lu Yifeng of Qujingzhi County, you are despising the officials of the imperial court, despising the majesty of the imperial court, despising the emperor, despising the king of Pingxi, and despising the people of the whole world...... Come on, take this woman down for me! ”
Xiao Qiushui paused: "What? It turns out that your name is Lu Yifeng, and you are the county magistrate...... Cough...... I'm obviously not in the way, the road is facing the sky, how can I call it blocking the road? Besides, even if it really stands in your way, how did you rise to the level of despising the people of the whole world? Dizzy......"
Li Yan couldn't cry or laugh when he watched it next to him, this official, he really can't be cured, just a little thing, he can give you a rise to the height of politics to fight you, and if you don't fight you to death, it's really disgusting. And you're only a county, what kind of strength do you have? I've even killed King Jin Wanyan Honglie, and I'm still afraid of you in a small county in the Manchu Dynasty?
At this time, a group of fierce and vicious family members had rushed out behind Lu Yifeng, the so-called seven-rank official in front of the prime minister's door, but I don't know how many domestic slaves in the county are, in short, these domestic slaves and dogs are powerful, they all think that they are very great, and they don't treat the people as human beings at all, five or six sticks smashed at Xiao Qiushui at the same time, and they didn't even have a little pity for the jade, and they made it clear that they wanted to beat Xiao Qiushui to death. (To be continued......)
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