Chapter 7: Terrifying Younger Brothers and Sisters, Coincidences in the Dark
"Is this really the soap he used?" Xu Hua swallowed his saliva and forcibly suppressed the hand that wanted to stretch out.
"Or do you think I've been living here all these days and doing nothing?" The corners of Jiang Xinyue's mouth hooked up an evil arc, and as she spoke, she took out something from behind her back.
"This is the toothbrush he used, this is the wooden stick left over from his popsicle, and this, this is the ** he worn, and that morning, he dreamed of it." Jiang Xinyue was like a number of treasures, introducing them one by one, and every time she said something, Xu Hua's expression would change once.
Xu Hua's hands were trembling, and he suppressed the urge to rob with great perseverance: "I don't want it, the other three, you can make conditions." ”
Only Xu Fan, a stupid man with muscles in his head, would believe that he was hated by his sister. In fact, Xu Hua and Jiang Xinyue both know that the other party is a very full ** brother like herself.
The discord between the two people is precisely because of this. A toothbrush that Xu Fan has used can often make the two of them grab their heads and bleed.
If there is any difference between the two, it is that Xu Hua is longing for his brother and feels that his brother is the greatest person in this world, while Jiang Xinyue is madly in love with his brother and hopes to become his brother's bride.
So Xu Hua won't want **, so Jiang Xinyue will be angry because her brother is holding someone else in his arms.
Speaking of which, I believe everyone has guessed that Jiang Xinyue was not angry at all about the scene in the bathroom yesterday, she just liked to see her brother's aggrieved appearance, so the S attribute in her body burned wildly.
Seeing Xu Hua take the bait, Jiang Xinyue smiled more and more treacherously: "The old rule, but this time, no matter if you win or lose, soap, wooden sticks, and toothbrushes can be given to you, on the other hand, if you lose......"
"Needless to say, the conditions are up to you, and I can't lose at all." This is the pride of a genius, even if he has never won this natural enemy once since he was a child, Xu Hua still doesn't think he will lose this time.
"Don't regret losing." Jiang Xinyue smiled sinisterly, "Eight into seven." ”
"Hmph, who's afraid of whom, the car is one and two." Xu Hua did not show weakness.
"Cannon two flat five."
"Horse two into three."
……
This is a game that the sisters and brothers have played since childhood, there is no chessboard, no chess pieces, they play chess based on their own fantasy memories in their minds, and they play not one game at the same time, but thirteen games of chess.
Thirteen games of chess, one step per game, alternate in turns, and these two ** can play like this, if they are replaced by others, brain cells must be burned to death.
Outside the door, Ye Xiaoyan was staring wide-eyed, peeking at the confrontation between the sisters and brothers, revealing an obsessive look.
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As the sun rose, Lu Qi woke up quietly and found himself in a solid and warm embrace.
Raising his head, the first greeting sounded: "Good morning." ”
"Good morning," she replied, then asked, "did my brother hold me like that all the time last night?" ”
"Ah," Xu Fan nodded, then touched her head, "Go take a shower, and then get ready for breakfast." ”
"Oh." The little girl nodded, looking extremely well-behaved. However, when he got up to leave Xu Fan's arms, he suddenly made a sneak attack, and his lips touched Xu Fan's lips, and then ran away like a flower butterfly.
Xu Fan touched his lips and smiled stupidly.
Pei Yulan got up early every day, and when Xu Fan and Lu Qi walked back to the villa, she was already preparing breakfast.
"Pei Pei, there is something I always want to ask you, but I always forget it."
"What?"
"Have you seen me? The black one with the white bead pattern, I couldn't find it since I replaced it that morning. ”
"Huh? Is it? I don't know, is it a very important thing? Why don't I look for it? ”
"Forget it, what's important about a **, I'll just ask, you don't have to care."
"Oh."
"What did you eat this morning?"
"Salmon roe, small fillet, mille-feuille ......"
"Japanese-style? It's okay, I'm tired of eating shark fin bird's nest or something these days, hehe. Xu Fan smirked again, he wanted to say this sentence a long time ago.
As he spoke, the other three came downstairs, but their faces were all very strange.
Jiang Xinyue was full of smiles and brisk steps, on the contrary, Xu Hua was like a walking corpse, completely lifeless, while Ye Xiaoyan was still looking at Xu Hua obsessively, but occasionally when she looked at Jiang Xinyue, she would have a look of fear, which she had never had in the face of Xu Fan.
"What's going on?" Xu Fan asked.
Jiang Xinyue didn't answer him, but leaned closer to him and sniffed at him, and snorted coldly: "It's really interesting, let's spend the night with someone." ”
"Ahh No, it's not like that. Xu Fan didn't expect her nose to be so smart, and she hurriedly wanted to explain, but the more she explained, the more chaotic it became. As everyone knows, Jiang Xinyue looked at his embarrassed appearance on the side, and secretly showed a smug smile.
……
"I'm going to Tokyo." At the dinner table, Jiang Xinyue suddenly said this.
"Huh? For what? Xu Fan asked puzzledly, I don't know what Lu Dao is for, she suddenly talked about this kind of thing.
Jiang Xinyue said: "I'm going to see AKB's concert!" ”
“AKB?” Xu Fanzhi said this, it is the largest female idol group in Japan, and it seems that Jiang Xinyue is their fan.
"Let's go together, you pay for it, and then stop by the beach in Okinawa."
"By the sea!" Xu Fan's eyes lit up suddenly, and a formula came to his mind: seaside = swimsuit, seaside + sister = sister's swimsuit!
You can see my sister's swimsuit! Do you need to hesitate? Xu Fan's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and he had already begun to imagine Jiang Xinyue's swimsuit posture.
At the same time, New York, USA, at Alexia's home.
"Uh......h Woo...... "Alexia, a 25-year-old ** nicknamed Ellie, was crying on her sister's plump breasts. Although they are sisters, their faces are also eight points similar, but the 25-year-old sister is not shocked, and the 13-year-old sister is turbulent.
"Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, it's 108 times, you should get used to it." Bella touched her sister's head and comforted her, this princess of flames, who was once a fire that evaporated Lake Michigan, one of the Great Lakes, to the point of not a drop was the same as other girls when she fell out of love, no, maybe it was worse than that.
"Am I going to keep going like this? I don't want it! I want a boyfriend, I want to get out of the ** list! I can't find a boyfriend for anything, God is so unfair. ”
"That's why I said, if you use this kind of means, if you are not afraid of you, it will probably be a natural disaster."
"However, I don't know if the two in China are men or women, Japan and Australia are women, and Russia is an old man, the only one left is okay if he doesn't speak, and when he opens his mouth, he is a brain-dead, what do you tell me to do, woo......"
"Why don't we try somewhere else? On the other side of the world, it may change a little, for example, in Japan, where people like the United States. ”
"Japanese ......"
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