I don't know if I'm retarded, but sister, you're here at the right time!

To be honest, for the first time, I thought my sister was really cute.

Normally, the mouth that doesn't hurt me for a few words is not good for me today, and I feel that my body and mind are not happy.

Don't worry, I'm not shaking M, I don't have that tendency.

As is customary for my sister, it was all loud.

Sure enough, before I could hide my obscene smile, Li Xue appeared in front of me with her nose pinched.

"Who is this so talented! Throwing rotten eggs! Brother, why don't I take a shower for you?"

Believe me, any question that your sister asks you will be an affirmative in the end.

Like my house, before I could react to this, I saw a large blue light blocking my vision, and then I was overwhelmed by the water!

"Goo-too-toot!"

My whole body was wrapped in a big water balloon, and a lot of bubbles came out of my mouth!

And then...... Then the water balloon spun!

You're using yourself as a drum washing machine!

By the time I came out, I was clean, but I had been lying on the ground for 15 minutes and vomiting!

Nima, this is definitely a sister!

Who would bully their brother like this!

I just held back my stomach for a good word or something, and it was washed and washed away!

Joan of Arc's face flushed beside her.

I don't think even Joan of Arc has ever seen such a bully of her own brother!

Li Xue patted me on the back and said, "Brother, when you wash your clothes, add a little rotation and wash them clean, isn't that what you say? Don't look at me like this! I'm here for you." ”

Well, you're going to treat your brother like clothes, huh?

Alas, no!

How do I feel like I'm not even as good as clothes!

You didn't do this laundry!

I just opened my mouth to hurt Li Xue, but my stomach didn't give face.

"Wow....."

Well, my stomach was so watery that I couldn't even speak.

Joan of Arc didn't know how long she had been holding back, but at this time she finally opened her mouth and said, "Li Xue, have you been notified? Your next opponent is your brother." ”

me!?

I was bending over retching, and when I heard Joan of Arc's words, I immediately looked up!

"Teacher, what are you talking nonsense......!

Don't look up too hard to turn for a long time, otherwise you will really vomit.

Believe me, this is definitely my personal experience.

I'm spitting out tears!

And 80% of these tears were caused by Joan of Arc's words!

Are you always my classroom teacher, class teacher, and department head?

You've always sold your only student!

As soon as Li Xue came in, I can guarantee that she was never notified!

Can I say that it is not what I expected?

As soon as Li Xue heard this, her two bright big eyes narrowed into a sealed shape!

"Brother, my next opponent is me?

I want to cry without tears.

When I knew that my opponent was Li Xue, I thought about the plan.

After all, this is my own sister, isn't it! My sister should always be easy to talk, isn't it? Without Li Xue's knowledge, I took her to eat, drink and have a big game first.

This is a short hand, and I will sign a few more treaties that will lose power and humiliate the country. Isn't this Li Xue necessarily abstaining automatically!

It's really not good, I can also make a show on the playing field or something!

But my teacher Joan of Arc sold me all of a sudden, how could I let Li Xue take advantage of me and eat me soft-mouthed without anyone knowing?

Li Xue also crawled out of a mother's belly with me, and she also knew my character quite well, squatting in front of my face with a smile and asking, "Brother, don't pretend." Well, you want to buy me, right?"

Well, my pretending to vomit to hide my embarrassment was also seen by this girl.

I reluctantly sat down on the fairly clean floor and said, "Well, I'm trying to buy you! Tell me, what do you want me to do? As long as I can do it, I will do it!"

In the face of this sister who knows the roots, I really have no way at all.

I'm really afraid that this girl will let me run naked and run three laps!

But Li Xue rolled her eyes and said directly: "If you want to buy me, you can!"

My face flashed with joy, this is worthy of my own sister!

But before I could be moved for two seconds, Li Xue then asked, "Brother, why do you want to win so much?

I propped my hands on the floor, and said helplessly and righteously: "I, poor, ah!"

To be honest, I really didn't take this competition seriously at first. But recently, I chatted with Ling Youhan and Long Jie or something, and I suddenly found that this competition seems to have absolutely a lot to do with my future financial luck.

It's like a model walking the catwalk.

Using this stage, I have to show my strengths or something, right?

Not to mention research funding, it is important to get federal attention first.

After all, we have been Chinese people for many years, and we still know how much difference there is between the treatment of workers in state-owned enterprises and those of private enterprises!

Therefore, winning means money, and if I have money, I am still very motivated.

These days, I also like those faces that can be printed on money!

That's pretty handsome!

I saw Li Xue's expression and I knew that Li Xue didn't understand what I meant, and my heart moved, so I said directly: "Girl, let's start a company! It's the kind of company that can make money! As long as I can win in the end, then I dare to guarantee that our company can be opened!"

"Money!"

Li Xue's eyes lit up!

I forgot, although this girl has a lot of pocket money, but she spends it...... Ahem, ahem, I laughed and didn't say anything.

I nodded and said directly, "Well, it's money." You also know that these things I have made recently, we will continue to develop them, and then we will manufacture them in batches and sell them to the Federation, and the money will come! As long as your brother and I can win in the end, then your brother and I will definitely be valued by the Federation. So what clothes do you want to buy in the future, what clothes do you want to buy, what do you want to eat, your brother and I have it!"

Really, I almost saw Li Xue nodding.

But this girl shook her head in the next second, and said with a smile to me: "Even if you start a company, it's a matter of the future, brother, don't you think you have to do something if you want to win me?"

Gotta make me bleed profusely.

I'm also very familiar with this girl, in order to get a lot of gold coins in the future, I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot, and said directly: "Okay, just this afternoon, I'll take you out to play, what you want to play, what you want to buy, okay?"

"Hehe, thank you mentally retarded brother! Then I'll go first! I'll come to you in the afternoon, don't forget to ask the teacher for leave!" Li Xue grinned, turned around and ran.

I still feel sorry for my little private money, Li Xue, who ran to the door, suddenly turned to me and said, "Hey, brother, I have a girlfriend in the afternoon, and we are here together! You can't be stingy!"

Shall I it?

"Hey, hey, hey, ...... dead girl" Before she finished speaking, Li Xue disappeared directly from my sight.

This is really spending your brother's money, you don't feel distressed at all!

I reluctantly turned around and saw Joan of Arc.

My heart suddenly felt cold.

I know very well who Joan of Arc is!

How did I forget her!

"Uh......" The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said helplessly: "Teacher, what I just said, you don't hear it!"

A smile tugged at the corner of Joan of Arc's mouth, and she asked, "Lotte, what did you just say? Oh yes, you're going to take a leave of absence, right? Well, okay, I agreed, let's go in the afternoon!"

I looked at Joan of Arc in amazement.

I thought that Joan of Arc's angry idea suddenly exploded and wanted to stop it!

But Joan of Arc winked at me slyly and said, "Go change your clothes and get ready to eat, you won today, and the teacher will invite you to eat something delicious!"

Really, today my impression of Joan of Arc has been refreshed again.

I always thought that Joan of Arc was very old-fashioned! I didn't expect her to be so open-minded, I was cheating before the war!

I didn't figure out the reason for this until later.

After all, this is a game and not a sacred duel, and the rules don't say that you can't buy before the war, so Teacher Joan of Arc naturally doesn't care about me.

It's a pity that I'm still "immersed in the grief of spending money", so naturally I haven't figured it out.

After changing his clothes, he ate a delicious meal and lay down on a clean table in the Rose Building.

Truth be told, I haven't had a good night's sleep since I met Zombie Face.

I'm an inspirational scumbag!

It's been a long time since I've slept in class!

I feel that I have lost people to the majority of scumbags, I am sorry for the country, I am sorry......

While thinking about it, my sleepiness came up, and my eyelids kept falling down like a jack of scales!

Like, it's been a long time since I've seen a zombie face?

"Ha~~~~"

Taking a deep breath, my eyelids closed completely.

"Brother!"

"Mom!"

As soon as I closed my eyes, a thunderbolt sounded directly in my ears!

Frightened, my body was agitated, and the chair was unstable, and I fell directly to the ground.

My sleepiness is gone all at once!

"Li Xue, you murder girl!" rubbing my sore buttocks, I said angrily!

Doesn't that mean it's good to go in the afternoon?

I've just finished eating!

"Hee-hee, your brother is really stupid. ”

"yes, right, I didn't lie to you, my brother really has a problem with his brain!"

"Hee-hee. ”

Before I could even look up, I heard a burst of laughter!

Oh yes, this dead girl also said that she wanted to bring her best friend.

I raised my head to see what kind of holiness this Li Xue's best friend who said I was stupid.

As soon as I looked up, I froze in place.

"I ..... me?

In front of my eyes, a Lori's long golden curly hair was draped smoothly over her shoulders, her fair skin was as smooth as mutton fat, her eyes flashed with a sly light, and under the bridge of her tall and small nose, her pink lips smiled softly.

Of course, after getting used to seeing my sister's level of Lori, no matter how beautiful other Loli is, it is at most a grade with my sister.

Moreover, I'm not Lolicon.

I don't have any other controls.

Even I'm not just.

I see a lot of beautiful women, but in fact, what girls look like is the same in my opinion.

What surprised me about this girl was not her looks, but a golden fluffy tail behind her and a pair of small and cute cat ears on top of her head!

This is, cosplay?