Chapter 34: Go Shopping! (1)

After the three of them sent Luoshui, they did not dare to pause and returned to the dormitory under the leadership of Liu Siyuan covering his head and covering his face. But on the way, it was inevitable to encounter several waves of young girls, which caused Liu Siyuan to be grief-stricken, shouting that the bright sexual life had not yet begun, and his image had been completely destroyed! So this guy cursed Dadong and the others viciously, which made the two of them change when they heard it, and then they broke out in a cold sweat.

"I cursed them to drink water and stuff their teeth, walk and drive, find a young lady to win the bid, marry a wife and cuckold...... It's miserable, the little sister I saw downstairs in the dormitory just now looks so delicate, but seeing Lao Tzu's half of his face swollen like a pig's head, she can still look at me! O heaven, O earth, you have done me justice! I don't accept it, I hate it! ”

Dubu shook his head helplessly, looking at this guy as if he had been wronged.

"Okay, isn't it just that your face is swollen a little, in fact, it's not too strict, at least it hasn't ruined your temperament."

"Really! Boss, you didn't lie to me? Someone in the pain didn't scream anymore, and flew to the edge of the sofa, looking at Dubu expectantly.

"Uh...... This, of course it's true, how could I lie to you, didn't you notice that the girls you met on the road looked at you with some admiration? You really didn't find out? ”

"Really? I think they're all looking at monkeys. Liu Siyuan touched his chin, "I feel that something is wrong." Boss, you didn't say it to comfort me, did you? ”

"How is it possible, I'll just tell the truth, don't believe it, ask Duan Fei to see if what I said is right?" Dubu looked serious and quietly gave Duan Fei a look.

Duan Fei nodded with a smile, pretending to look at Liu Siyuan's chin for a while, before he said with an affirmative face: "Damn!" Don't say it, I really didn't see it, how do you feel like your kid being beaten is more pleasing to the eye than before! ”

"Could it be that I have suddenly become more attractive recently, let me say, even if a handsome person like me is disfigured, the strong attraction of the opposite sex is still not damaged at all." Liu Siyuan looked in the mirror and felt that he was really a little more handsome than before. The slightly swollen face looked plump and rich, and a few obvious bruises on it looked like a tattoo deliberately embellished at this time, evil and domineering. "Wow quack, I finally found out that I still look very handsome! Wow ha, I really want to thank Dadong this time for this bastard, if it weren't for his master, he wouldn't know that I would be more handsome when I was beaten! ”

"That's it, you should thank people!" Dubu nodded solemnly, but Duan Fei almost couldn't hold back, pretending to have a stomachache and fell on the sofa.

"This ...... Old Duan, do you think you can do me a favor in the future? Liu Siyuan sat beside Duan Fei with a smiling face and a flattering face.

"Hmm...... Well, you say, what's the matter? ”

"You see, I look pretty handsome now, but after two days, as soon as this injury heals, I won't change back to my original appearance, can you please give me a mouth every two or three days, so that I can continue to be handsome!" Liu Siyuan looked cautious, for fear that Duan Fei would not agree! Isn't it, if he has always been so handsome, Duan Fei, this kid will stand with him like a follower, and he will not be able to find a girlfriend in the future!

"Gah?" Duan Fei was immediately stupid when he heard this, good guy, Liu Siyuan, this kid won't be slapped stupidly, he actually begged him to slap him in the mouth!

Liu Siyuan thought that Duan Fei was going to refuse, so he immediately played the emotional card, "Old Duan, in fact, I won't tell you, I'm afraid it's hard to find a girlfriend with my previous appearance, let's be brothers, do you want to die and not save you?" "After the relationship, it's tempting," so let's do it, as long as you promise to help me with this, I will cover the breakfast between you and the boss in the future, how about it?" ”

In order to continue to be handsome, Liu Siyuan decided to let go! One qiē and one qiē are all based on the premise of future sexual happiness!

"Uh...... Good! Lao Liu, to be honest, I really envy you, I became so handsome after being slapped by someone, why don't I have this ability! Duan Fei's face was envious, and he felt that his intestines were about to cramp with laughter, "But why don't you ask the boss for help, why are you looking for me?" ”

Liu Siyuan glanced at Duan Fei, thinking to himself that you are stupid, if the boss gave me a mouth with that hand just now, it is estimated that I will have at least a slight concussion, I want to be handsome, but I don't want to die yet.

"It's not that we have a relatively strong relationship, and besides, I can trust your level......" Liu Siyuan began to talk nonsense, looking like we were good buddies.

This guy didn't see that he was still such a superb! Dubu looked at his face with a triumphant look of taking advantage of a big advantage, and felt that he was about to lose his breath.

"This ...... Let's talk, and I'll go into the room and clean up. Seeing that he was about to leave, Duan Fei, who had been struggling to hold on for a long time, immediately followed and hid back in the room under the same pretext, leaving Liu Siyuan alone in the living room.

"Hmph, I know that you are jealous, jealous that I have this ability, you can't do it! Haha, well, the more you look at it, the more you look at it, the more flavorful it becomes. Liu Siyuan held a small mirror in his hand, smiling from time to time, and the more he looked at it, the more satisfied he felt, "Wait until it gets dark, will I go out for a walk, maybe I can meet a beautiful woman, and then she was attracted to me, and the two of them finally couldn't help but go to the hotel to open a room, and finally ......" Thinking of this, this bruised and swollen face like a pig's head showed a few lewd smiles.

Returning to the room alone, he lowered his voice and laughed unscrupulously, this Liu Siyuan, how valuable is it I didn't find out that this product is such a superb! Why did he fool him in three or two clicks, and begged this person to slap him in the mouth! This product is really the best to the extreme.

Lying on the bed for a while, looking at the phone, it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon, and I didn't know what He Meimei and Jasmine were doing now.

Just thinking about it, a phone call suddenly came in, and it seemed that the caller ID was He Meimei, the chick.

"Hey, Meimei, did you miss me?" Walking alone, the opening of the mouth will be flowery.

"Uh...... Not...... No, people call you, why are you not serious at all. Although I didn't meet, Dubu could think of this girl's shy appearance, and my heart suddenly itched. He Meimei is beautiful and has a good temperament, coupled with the little ambiguity between the two, she is a good target to push!

"Haha, is your brother joking with you? What's wrong, is there something wrong with the call? You didn't go to dinner with the sisters in Jasmine's dorm. "Dubu decided not to tease this little girl, in case it goes overboard and this little girl gets entangled, then his plan to pick up girls will die, wait and see.

"Well, it's not really a problem. We've just had dinner now, and the sisters in Jasmine's dormitory have mentioned that they're going shopping, so I'll call you to let you know that you might have to go back by yourself, and we don't know when we'll be done. He Meimei said apologetically.

"It's okay, just go play, my dormitory roommates are here, I just happened to get acquainted with them." It's normal for girls to go shopping. It is said that men's friendship is cultivated at the wine table, and the relationship between women is probably from shopping!

"Okay, that's it, I'm hanging."

He Meimei hung up the phone, and a petite and delicate girl with a ghostly face suddenly came over: "Is it right to call your boyfriend?" Oops, it turns out that our purest beauty is the first to find a boyfriend, okay, hurry up, who is that person and what is he doing! ”

"Wenwen, you're scared me to death." He Meimei was taken aback, and glanced at her angrily, "I'...... I don't have any boyfriend, I just made a phone call with an ordinary friend, don't talk nonsense! ”

"Oh, it's an ordinary male friend!" Xia Wenwen deliberately lengthened her tone, "But you, an ordinary male friend, are too ordinary, so ordinary that you have to explain it to him in advance if you want to go shopping after eating." ”

"No, people...... People just told him, how can you say so exaggerated. Although He Meimei's little girl was still hard-mouthed, her face turned red.

"You still say no, look at your weak heart, I will know as soon as I guess!" Xia Wenwen smiled slyly, and suddenly shouted loudly backwards: "Hey, it's big news, Meimei has a boyfriend, you guys hurry up!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, where is it, don't talk nonsense!"

"Hehe, Meimei, you're not honest, the boy in our class just now expressed his affection for you, you have a boyfriend, otherwise you can introduce him to me, that kid is white and tender, and his family background is very good. If you don't want it, don't waste it, how about giving it to me? ”

"Sister Tang Shu, why are you laughing at me, where is that Lin interesting to me, if you want to chase it yourself, I'll give it to you what you say, it's hard to hear."

"Haha, look, I guess I have a boyfriend, otherwise how can I be so cold to Li Lin's kid, he is handsome and has a good family background, you little girl can't look down on it, there must be a better one in your heart, and you don't recruit it from the truth!"

"Not really, I didn't lie to you!" He Meimei thought to herself, although I like people, but they don't necessarily like me.

"Okay, okay, even if it's not your boyfriend. Then you call him and ask him out to go shopping together, this will always do. Xia Wenwen said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, call him out for us to see." Tang Shu looked excited and helped on the side.

"No, I just hung up the phone, and he said he wanted to get acquainted with his roommate." He Meimei said hesitantly, seeing that the two were still talking, she hurriedly continued: "Next time, next time I have a chance." ”

"Humph! Since you're so tender-skinned, we'll reluctantly let you go once, but next time we have the chance, we'll have to call it out for us to see. ”

He Meimei breathed a sigh of relief and nodded again and again.

"Lily, come over quickly, tell us about Meimei's boyfriend, this little girl is soft-skinned and can't ask anything." Xia Wenwen waved her hand behind her, "Here, hurry up." ”

Jasmine had just walked out of the door of the hotel, and she was stunned when she heard the words, "Meimei's boyfriend? Why haven't I heard about it? ”

(Chapter 1 arrives!) )