Chapter 440: The Script That God Can't Guess (Final)

"This, this, this...... The ball goes in and pulls again? It's Lascott again! SAYING THIS WITH A SLIGHTLY TREMBLING VOICE, JACK CONTINUED MEANINGFULLY, "BY THE WAY, AS A GUEST COMMENTATOR, IN FACT, I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR MORE THAN 10 YEARS!" But, I swear before today's game, if someone came up to me and told me that a team that scored five goals in a single game and their opponent didn't score anything, but the game was scored and the side lost, I would have sprayed him in the face!

However, as the first half of today's game comes to an end, I would like to say from the bottom of my heart that it is no wonder that football is the number one sport in the world, and for good reason. Take today as an example, this game, not to mention how wonderful he is, how technical and tactical he is, but there is one point, I am sure, that is, this game is destined to be remembered in football history, even if in the next second half, Crystal Palace can successfully reverse.

After all, this Lescott is really supernatural today! played an own hat trick that earthlings couldn't even think of before. ”

WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SMELL OF SALT, AND SUDDENLY, JACK'S EARBUDS CAME A TEXT MESSAGE FROM HIS IRON BUDDY, WHO WAS ALSO A DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF HIS SKY TV STATION.

WHILE ANNOUNCING THE CURTAIN WITHOUT SQUINTING, HE SECRETLY TOOK OUT HIS MOBILE PHONE AND GLANCED AT THE MOBILE PHONE SCREEN, JACK SUDDENLY CHANGED HIS TONE AND SAID, "I'm sorry audience friends, you may think that I was playing with my phone just now, but it's not." Here's the thing, just now my friend was listening to my show, he sent me a text message, and he told me that it wasn't really him Lescott who was the first to do this kind of hat-trick in world football, but a name I've heard before.

In other words, in a football match, it is already amazing to score 3 own goals in a single game, and if the same player scores an own hat trick, it is really jaw-dropping. In the 95-96 Belgian First Division, Anderlecht faced the Ekron team, and the Ekron player Stan Van Den Buys actually hit his own goal three times in a row, making his teammates' two goals come to naught, helping the opponent win 3:2. The hapless Bais became an assistant coach at Belgian first division side AA Ghent after retiring from the game.

Of course, the situation I mentioned above is only unintentional, that is, the player unconsciously completed the record, but if you count the deliberate own goal, Lescott's own hat trick is nothing.

Because it has been too long since now, and the level of football is too backward in the end, it is not a glorious thing to deliberately own long, so, according to the grapevine, the Guinness World Oolong Record, is 149 goals!

That's right, you read that right, not 1, not 4, not 9, but 149!

Things are happening in the league of Madagascar in Africa

On 31 October 2002, the coach of the Madagascar SOE was unfairly (in his opinion) evicted from the stands shortly after the start of the race. The SOE team was furious, and in the end, under the remote control "command" of the coach in the stands, the SOE players on the field continued to vent their anger by shooting the ball into their own goal.

The result was 149:0, and all of them were "own goals" world record.

And what is the concept of 149 goals, counting on the football field, one side can only have a maximum of 11 players, that is, on average, the 11 players who started SOE have each scored at least 13 own goals.

Well, of course, these are just official recorded data, what is the specific situation, because it has been too long now, there is no way to verify! Besides, these deliberate oolongs really have no value to compare, so don't mention it, don't mention it, don't mention it-

"Toot, toot, toot." With the whistle of the referee on duty, the Premier League, which has attracted the attention of the world, has come to an end.

In the end, the final score of this game was fixed at the score at the end of the first half of Liverpool vs Crystal Palace.

In other words, defending champions Crystal Palace swallowed their first defeat of the new season with a 3-2 defeat to Anfield.

It is often said that if you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate.

In other words, Liverpool, which is currently in financial difficulty, is really not a god-like opponent, but if Crystal Palace plays normally and wants to win the opponent, the winning rate is at least 6%.

However, in the end, the result of the game was still that they lost. As for why this is so, do you need to say more?

No matter how good Crystal Palace is, it is impossible to let Liverpool score 3 goals away from home, since they don't dare to let it do so, after Lescott scored 3 own goals and changed direction to let the Red Army score 3 goals, let the other players of Crystal Palace chase it?

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A reporter from the British "Guardian" Steve asked the most concerned question from fans around the world today: "Lee, hello, I'm Sky TV's special correspondent [Steve], can I have an intermittent interview with you before you go back to the locker room?"

Shrugged his shoulders indifferently, Li Yi looked at the other party with a smile and said, "If I say no, will you leave immediately?" ”

"Scared!" FRIGHTENED BY LI YI'S SERIOUS EXPRESSION, HE COULDN'T TELL WHETHER LI YI WAS JOKING OR SERIOUSLY SAYING THIS QUESTION, STEVE SAID QUITE HELPLESSLY, "THAT'S THE CASE, LEE, IN FACT, THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM THAT WE ARE MOST CONCERNED ABOUT IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD TODAY, THAT IS, FOR YOUR TEAMMATE LESQUET, WHO SCORED AN OWN HAT TRICK IN THE GAME TODAY, MAKING YOUR BRACE USELESS AND EVENTUALLY CAUSING THE TEAM TO LOSE, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PLAN TO TREAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LESCOTT?" Will your relationship be affected by Lescott's reaction on the court today?

After thinking about it seriously, Li Yi's smile on his face remained unchanged, "Football, why do so many people like football, isn't it because of his chance?"

I can responsibly say that although Lescott scored 3 own goals in this game that were very unhappy for Crystal Palace, the so-called ignorant is not guilty, not to mention even if it is 3 own goals, as for how to prove that Lescott did not mean it? Actually, this is a good proof, so I'll leave it here! Do you think that with Lescott's smelly footwork, he can come up with three goals conceded with such character that even own goals on the pitch are own-goals? ”

If it can't, then, Lescott has the intention of doing bad things on the court, and that's a sure thing!

I'm not willing to make any comments on such a sure thing.

Losing this battle of Tianwang Mountain, which is very important in Li Yi's mind, it stands to reason that Li Yi should be angry, but now that the game is really over, Li Yi is a little surprised to find that in fact, he is worried too much!

After all, the national pig has recently been known for being delicious and lazy, and with such a quality, it is difficult to expect him to replicate the miracle of Milu in 01.