Good brother, good brother, good brother, good brother......

When I get along with my sister Hong, people are before and after, and three sentences are inseparable from this word. The more I said that, the more ugly my face became. But he still had to pretend to be happy, so that Kaguya, who had been eavesdropping next to him, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Poof...... Hahahaha...... Is...... That idiot...... Not at all...... His Royal Highness didn't even think of her as a woman...... Is...... It's so funny...... Hahahaha...... Big idiot who doesn't threaten at all......"

Pounding the ground......

Maybe it's because it's deliberately pretended, or maybe it's because of its own strength that "even a little goblin can be pushed down". I didn't seem to hear what Kaguya was saying from far away. I'm still very happy, like my best friend, happily talking to Meihong.

And the red complexion of the sister.

Well, you should be ready to bake hard-boiled eggs.

"That...... Damn it...... The idiot princess ...... "Sister Hong crunched and directly bit the filter - then took a deep breath and smoked the whole cigarette directly in one breath - anyway, she was possessed by an immortal bird, and that little fire could not burn her lips, and a little nicotine could not smoke her lungs.

And so the feast continued. With the turkey shield, I was completely relaxed. Start enjoying the banquet. And Mei Hong has been working very hard to scare away all kinds of miscellaneous soldiers who want to come up and talk to me with her eyes.

Of course, the big boss-level enemies have not yet appeared. Or maybe it's those big boss poses, or maybe it's not like it's pushing me too much. Therefore, they all have a tacit understanding of Meihong's approach and adopt an attitude of ignorance.

In this way, we spent a thrilling time at the banquet of the Eternity Pavilion. And in the end, I also managed to take advantage of the fact that in the second half of the night, after most of the girls got drunk, I secretly ran out with Meihong and Huiyin.

Speaking of which, I'm going to explain.

The reason why I'm so pestering my sister Hong. It's because Mei Hong looks.,Probably,Perhaps,Treat me as a buddy on the surface.,And Mei Hong is also very masculine.。 It doesn't seem to be sexually interested in my flesh. At the same time, the strength is enough to deal with most of the girls in Gensokyo, with the exception of those old monsters. But those old monsters are all people with status and status, and they won't come up and do it like ordinary little monsters. It's also because they're more reserved, so I won't suffer too much if I play an ambiguous game or two with them......

Therefore, the shield of Meihong can be said to be big and stoney, and there are basically no dead ends. As long as I can have her to attract firepower for me, I don't have to be afraid in this life.

So, in the second month after I woke up, I accidentally walked into the human world, and was shouted by a large girl: "The human race is coming!" "Chasing and running, I met Mei Hong in a panic and Mei Hong's eyes, and after scaring those away, I decided to be friends with Mei Hong!

Of course, it was said that we wanted to be friends, but in fact, according to our relationship before I fell into a coma, we had developed to more than friends.

It's not the kind of ambiguous relationship of "more than friends, less than lovers". Instead, he turned a corner when his friend was promoted, and the wrong point went to the "brother".

So it's convenient, it's convenient. As long as you put your hands together and say "please, please" as if asking God to worship Buddha, Mei Hong will say: "I really can't help you." "While granting any of my requests.

So after that, I often, often came to the people, hiding in my sister's house to escape reality. Especially when I am entangled by more than a number of girls, and I am about to be torn apart and cut into eight pieces, I will deeply miss the good of my sister.

And Meihong, as "the only girl in Gensokyo who won't force herself to beep", accepted my greatest kindness.

By the way, the other "only" candidate is the Ice Fairy Kiruno of the Lake of Mist. Adhering to the point of view that stupid children are painful, I love this Lori's size, stupid and stupid.

At the same time, Qiluno's strength is also very incommensurate with her size. Although he is usually stupid, he is not very strong, but if he really fights, he is not as strong as words, and the so-called first swordsman of Gensokyo of the second sword stream can exert a power that is not inferior to that of ordinary big monsters. She's also a good candidate who can keep me from being slutted.

And the reason why Qiluno is ranked second is because the place where Qiluno lives is so bad. Originally, it was closer to the Lake of Fog and the Red Devil Pavilion, so it should be the first choice. But many times, this guy Qiluno lives in the Red Devil Mansion.

Just by listening to the name, you can imagine how bad the living environment is. I once spent the night on Ice Spirit Island in the middle of the Lake of Mist to escape a certain queen. As a result, he suffered from a severe cold the next day, and the frightened Xiaoice Jing was sent back to the Red Devil Pavilion, and then sent to the Eternal Pavilion, where he was abused and trained by Dr. Yonglin with various drug tests......

Therefore, compared to the Lake of Fog, which will freeze itself, it is better than the warm Meihong's house. It's a little simple, but I still have a house to live in. The rent or something is paid for cooking and cleaning the house.

"Uh-huh-hmm-hmm-huh......"

In the evening, I happily swept the floor at Mei Hong's house, and Mei Hong was barefoot, half lying on the tatami mat and looking at me. It feels a little bit like a newlywed...... Although the roles seem to be reversed.

After sweeping the floor, I put the broom away, and then said to Meihong, "I'll cook in a while, what do you want to eat tonight, Meihong?" And the roof seems to be a little leaky, if it rains it will be terrible, can you make up for it? ”

"Well, okay, I'll go look at the roof tomorrow," Mei Hong said, "You can cook whatever you want for dinner." ”

It is said that it is okay to do something, but Meihong's family belongs to the extreme poverty family, and there is nothing except basic rice, noodles, miscellaneous grains and a little seasoning.

“…… Let's cut a little pickled radish. There are eggs here, is it to make omelets, or is it egg fried rice? As I pondered the question, I continued to hum the song and put on my apron.

Generally speaking, at this time, the male protagonist should hug the heroine from behind, right? It's that kind of unfolding, right? Right?!

But the roles have indeed been reversed - I'm a man!

However, if you want to move to the "correct" position, you have to count on Meihong to cook...... Never mind. When I didn't say anything.