Chapter 273: Eating the Keyboard
Everyone pricked up their ears, it is a matter of eating keyboards, and there is no room for sloppiness, we must pay attention to the words of the leopard, according to the agreement, adhering to the principle of fairness, justice and openness, if he talks nonsense with the intention of guiding the spotless beautiful boy's thinking to manipulate the results of the game, he will be directly sentenced to the penalty for the crime of instigation, and he will eat two keyboards!
The half-ringing spotless beautiful boy typed:
"Call me?"
Pretend to be confused! The others thought to themselves, it seems that this matter has been completed, and those who are anxious have begun to contact Qianfu Bailian, so they heard through Lin Leopard and said:
"That's right."
"Why do you call me a sister?"
Everyone shouted in their hearts that it was done! Isn't this a place where there are three hundred taels of silver? If it is a man, he should take a stand at the first time, how can he ask such a soft and irrelevant question?
Wearing a forest leopard, wearing a forest leopard, probably you can still escape the fate of eating a keyboard?
"You're not a girl?" Hearing that Lin Leopard began to struggle, everyone quickly cheered up, and was afraid that he would make a ghost at all times.
But this time, the spotless beautiful boy hasn't answered for a long time, isn't this a clear acquiescence? Everyone almost celebrated, and it was time for the live video broadcast to be on the agenda!
Halo coughed: "Ah Leopard, a gentleman's word, a quick horse." ”
The head of the enemy who cannot be killed: "A man cannot stand without faith." ”
The Tusk thought for a moment and added, "When credit is gone, the physical body has no life. ”
The secret words sent by Qianfu Bailian, who was far away in the sky, were concise and to the point: "Ah Leopard, you won't regret it, right?" ”
Lu Xiaofeng looked at these threatening old gods:
"I lost? You guys lost, didn't you? Don't give me a keyboard yet? ”
“…… That's not how it is! ”
"Humph!" Lu Xiaofeng sneered and asked, "What did I ask in the last sentence?" ”
When everyone heard this, their brains quickly thought, is there something wrong with it? But it's normal to think about it.
"Did the boy say he was a sister?" Lu Xiaofeng asked again.
"I didn't say it. But she didn't speak, isn't that just acquiescence? ”
"What did you acquiesce to?"
"Acquiesced...... "The head of the enemy who can't kill him suddenly realized something halfway through, and his face turned green: they all thought she was a woman, so she was preconceived!
I heard through Lin Leopard and then said: "I asked you, 'You can't do it?' If you can do it, you should say 'yes', and don't you admit 'no' by default? ”
“……”
"Hurry up and give me food!" Lu Xiaofeng was obscene. Roaring majestically, "I'm ready to record a video!" ”
Everyone was in a cold sweat, and they were about to defend if they were not convinced, so they heard the spotless beautiful young man say lightly: "I am a sister." ”
Ah poof-Lu Xiaofeng spurted out a mouthful of old blood, the director's script is not like this!
Lu Xiaofeng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and said in a difficult voice: "Sister, I didn't expect you to stab me...... Aren't we in this group? ”
"Did you bet on me that you would consider my feelings?" The spotless beautiful young man ignored Lu Xiaofeng's funnyness and asked directly.
Hearing this, Halo and the others, who originally wanted to celebrate in a big way, immediately quieted down, as if they were angry?
"Just kidding." Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to say so.
"Oh. Ah Leopard, do you think it's important for me to be a girl, or is it important to be a member of the 'H Leopard Blowing Hair Mill'? The spotlessly clean young man asked again.
Lu Xiaofeng felt that his scalp was hard, and said honestly: "Both are important." ”
"Are you boys so greedy?"
“……”
"Sure enough, I was right to hide my gender in the first place." The spotless beautiful boy's voice seemed a little lonely: "I just want to play the game." It's been a great time playing with you, but now I'm leaving. ”
“…… Wait a minute! Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly stayed: "It sounds like you're not a female classmate without a story, but don't worry, no one in our 'H Leopard Blowing Demon Youth' group will harass you because of those bullshit things, I promise!" ”
Seeing that the spotless beautiful young man didn't speak, Lu Xiaofeng explained: "Needless to say, Halo, he is a family man, if he harasses you, I will call his wife to see if he dies." ”
“…… Get lost! ”
"Needless to say, he is having a hot fight with his girlfriend in the game, and I guess he won't have the energy to harass you for the time being."
"Kill the head of the enemy, how about you yourself?"
The head of the enemy who couldn't kill heard the roll call and hurriedly said: "In the game, I just want to PK well, and I don't think about anything else." ”
"We don't need to talk about the remaining fangs. He is a passive and honest man, and he has shown his attitude by exposing his ugliness. ”
“…… What attitude did I express? ”
"Aren't you looking for true love? Otherwise, how would you show your bucktooth with your ID? I understand your good intentions, my friend! ”
“…… ! Giant teeth are buckteeth? Are you a leopard? ”
Lu Xiaofeng didn't pick up this stubble, and said to the spotless beautiful boy: "It's rare for you to meet our team of serious players with clean minds. Why bother to trouble and test other players? Doesn't that make sense of what I'm saying? ”
"Kind of makes sense." The spotless beautiful young man smiled slightly when she heard this, but unfortunately the others in the game couldn't see it, and she asked, "Ah Leopard, what about you?" ”
"Me?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled proudly. typed: "I have never tried to chase a woman in a suave forest leopard, and I was born to be chased." ”
"Uh......" A group of people spit out a mess and mocked: "You also know how to type?" It seems that you still have a bit of a bottom. It's no wonder you can't say such disgusting words! ”
Lu Xiaofeng pursed his lips, and said in his heart that if there wasn't a Ye Zhike behind him.
Seeing that the spotless beautiful young man didn't mention leaving again, Lu Xiaofeng secretly exhaled and beckoned: "Let's go, let's continue to kill monsters!" ”
"Wait! Leopard, have you forgotten something? Before the others could speak, the spotless beautiful young man said again, since her identity was revealed, she has become cheerful and lively, and loves to talk?
But what's the deal with another shot at me? Didn't you just say a bunch of suspicions?
However, Lu Xiaofeng was not unprepared, he smiled calmly: "I am willing to gamble and lose, and I will eat the keyboard if I say that I will eat the keyboard." Not now, though. ”
"Delaying the army!" Halo immediately uncovered his conspiracy: "Are you going to say that eating is going to be eaten, but after a hundred years?" You guy just say you don't want to eat? Anyway, your festival is gone, and we're used to it. ”
"Superficial." Lu Xiaofeng disdainfully: "It's not yet time for me to eat." ”
"You really eat it?" Others still don't believe it: "It's not difficult for you, don't you want to gnaw it, just lick it all the way from A to L on the keyboard." I advise you to come back with a clean keyboard. ”
"Don't! Eat it when you say it's going to eat it. Lu Xiaofeng ignored their kindness and said: "I have prepared the chocolate keyboard, I will eat three pieces of Chinese food at noon today, none of you will stop me, I will broadcast it live later, I will eat seventy-seven forty-nine tricks to let you know how good I am." ”
“…… Die! ”
A group of people talked and laughed, in fact, a lot of time had been wasted, and at this time, everyone else had killed the interior of the Naqi tribe, and there were constantly teams running past Lu Xiaofeng and the others to run into the depths, and while running, some people turned around to look at them from time to time.
"Eighty percent of them are thinking, how can this team of S forks walk slowly and not kill monsters?" The Tusk calmly analyzed.
"Shouldn't we hurry up?"
"It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm putting my hope on the side of Qianfu Baiai." Halo yawned nonchalantly, "Everyone, trust my judgment. ”
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the listless team and sighed: "I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, I obeyed, and my ambition was dragged down by you like this." ”
"If you don't commit a crime, will you die?" Others condemned: "Hurry up, there's an idle silver boss over there, hurry up and pull it over to kill it and kill it, let's wait for news." ”
A team of people played the boss unhurriedly, making a few jokes from time to time, waiting until the chieftain of the tribe was killed, the shaman was killed, and from time to time I saw someone showing off the good equipment they had just hit on the channel, Lu Xiaofeng and the others were a little red-eyed, these people were too lucky.
At this time, there was news from Qianbuki Bailian:
"Everyone, I've triggered the mission! Come back quickly! ”
"Pretty fast!" Lu Xiaofeng looked at the time, it was only more than ten minutes before he left, even if Qianfu Bailian ran fast, it should not be long before he arrived in Nake Village.
"Hey, who am I? I had a plan at the beginning, and I wanted to go up the upper route, so I went directly to find the village chief of Nake Village, but I didn't expect this old frog to take the initiative to speak as soon as he saw me, I guessed right! ”
"Is it the head of Frog Village?"
"That's right!"
"My judgment was correct." Halo said in high spirits: "It has already involved the high-level of Frog Village, and ......it is difficult to make a mistake this time."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Lu Xiaofeng drop the boss and run out: "Then what are you waiting for?" Hurry up and get out of the battle and go back! ”
“…… What are you anxious about? ”
"Can I not be in a hurry? I'm resurrected at Lion's Arch, and I've got to run back to the village of Nack! ”
"......" (To be continued......)
PS: Khan ~ can write a chapter with a keyboard