The old horse-drawn cart was doomed to a tragic ending, and Jarred Jeffries was so tired that his legs cramped with 4 minutes and 25 seconds left in the final quarter!

Seeing that his players were in pain like fried lobsters on the field, Wang Xiaomu couldn't care about the shock, and hurriedly stepped forward to inject true anger into his trembling old brother-in-law (Jeffries).

"Substitution, substitution!" The team doctor Alan didn't squeeze Wang Xiaomu, so he had to stand behind the head coach, staring and shouting hard.

The change in the roles of the team doctor and the coach made the referee on the field a little stunned, and the officials of the recording station had to ask Wang Xiaomu for advice, and they had never seen such a ** team doctor and head coach.

In order not to be saddled with the infamy of the player's butcher, Wang Xiaomu nodded to the referee and motioned for Jeffries to take a break. They can only bring in Jerome Jordan, the only player who can be substituted for the Knicks.

At this time, the Hornets know what they have to do even if they are a bunch of brainless fools playing!

The whole team, no matter how tall or short, fat or thin, regardless of age, was like a wild bee that really killed his father and mother, lined up in a dense formation, and killed Stoudemire in one go.

Poor Xiao Si is like a bear who has stolen honey, he hides when he sees the attack of the Hornets, and shrinks his hand when he sees a layup, and he just doesn't foul anyway.

The hateful Hornets players are even more single, rushing to the Knicks inside one by one with explosive bags, and seeing that there is no chance to make a foul on Stoudemire, they will dribble the ball out and reorganize, with a big intention of "I just don't score and have to be fouled by your kid".

A good-looking game turned into a farce of hilarity.

In the end, the Hornets, who were "not drunk, but between their legs", succeeded, and Belinelli rushed away from Douglas and Jerome Jordan with the ball, sending Stoudemiremin to the ball and throwing him into his arms.

Xiao Si was so frightened that he turned around and ran without dodging, and the audience and commentators on the court were so happy that even the referee laughed for a while before blowing a foul on Stoudemire under the constant urging of the head coach of the Hornets.

Wang Xiaomu naturally despised the other party's behavior, and at the same time could only accept the situation that he was full of one less person, is grandma's really five to four on the field, and there is still a 4-minute lead of 15 points, not safe.

At the same time, the head coach of the Hornets hit the abacus properly, 5 to 4, if you can't win Lao Tzu, the NBA coach, you won't do it!

The Knicks paused, and the strategy they came up with was to lift the old center Jeffries onto the court if it really didn't work, so that although it was miserable, it was always 5 people, even if they sat on the court, maybe they could win some sympathetic tears.

The head coach of the Hornets directly deployed more play and less tactics to the team. But at this time, there was a person who understood in the Hornets.

Ariza was stunned by the ignorance of his head coach and quickly explained to his coach: "If there are only five players on the court, and another player commits a foul, he will be judged to have committed a foul, and after the opponent executes the free throw, he can activate another player who has already committed a foul, but the player will have to carry five fouls." ”

Similarly, the Knicks coaches were blushing with shame by the referee's explanation. Wang Xiaomu knew such profound rules, he didn't even know that Jishu fouls were still accumulating; Woodson is also like the X hymen of X women about this rule, have you ever heard of it?

In this way, rookie center Josh Harrrelson is once again on the field, and if he counts as 5 fouls at the moment, if he is sent off again, it will be Smalls who will play. However, as long as the two of them foul, it is a jishu foul.

Here it is necessary to explain the accumulation of Jishu fouls:

It is divided into regular season and playoffs, 1-5 jishu fouls: $1,000 per fine, the fine increases later, and a warning letter is issued when the fouler reaches the 12th jishu foul. The maximum penalty is after 16 jishu fouls: a $2,500 fine plus a one-game ban. Of course, the NBA's most NB punishment is that all non-on-court players must stay on the bench during on-court conflicts, and violators will be suspended for at least one game without pay and fined $50,000.

It was also to restrain the infamous Auburn Hills Palace incident.

Gossip, get back to the field and watch both teams.

The Knicks have no way out, and they are on the bench. The coach's seat has simply become a sea of joy, and there is a kind of joy of rebirth after the catastrophe, and the excitement of Phoenix Nirvana.

On the Hornets side, they no longer deploy any lethal tactics, that is, taking advantage of the opponent's lack of physical strength, they hurry up and get started, shoot more, and grab more points.

And, what's even funnier is that in order to keep the stronger Stoudemire from playing, the whole Hornets saw rookie Harrrelson's defense go around and try to keep him on the court for the rest of the game.

This obviously made all the fans laugh, and Harrelson was overjoyed, and he immediately turned into the team's most NB defensive and offensive NB guy, rampage on the field, ignoring all kinds of traffic rules.

In the end, the farce ended with the Knicks winning 102-95, and even Coach Wang Xiaomu, who didn't know how Jishu's fouls were accumulated, carefully pondered whether this victory could be replicated.

Speaking to the media after the game, Harrrelson, who scored 10 straight points in a row, said: "It's crazy, I got my sixth foul and I thought my game was over. But then I came back on the field and I realized that my performance had just begun, so I felt like it could only happen in a fairy tale. I would like to thank my head coach, Mr. Wang Xiaomu, who encouraged me, and when I left the pitch, he told me that I would become a qualified player, but I really didn't know that this opportunity would come so quickly. ”

Stoudemire was interviewed while changing clothes in the locker room, and he happily told reporters that he had been holding back his energy to play again, "The Hornets' tactics are so hateful, I always thought I still had a chance to score again!" "Xiao Si regretted that he didn't score 30 points in this game.

You must know that Anthony got a triple-double of 37 points plus 11 rebounds and 14 assists in this game, and Jeremy Lin also got the first funny triple-double of his NBA career, his triple-double was 30 points, 11 assists, and 11 turnovers.

"Well, I don't judge it!" The depressed Jeremy Lin could only pretend to be deaf and dumb in the face of the ridicule of reporters and team members.

Stoudemire had a big double-double of 28 points + 19 rebounds in this game, but they couldn't match the great feat set by the Heat's Big Three:

On March 28, 2011, the Heat played against the Rockets, James played 40 minutes, scored 33 points, 10 rebounds, and 7 assists; Wade played 37 minutes, dispelling out 30 points, 11 rebounds, five assists and two blocks; Bosh played 38 minutes and finished with 31 points, 12 rebounds and three assists. The Heat finally defeated the Rockets 125-119! They are the first team in the NBA's 64-year history to win a game with three teammates, 30+10+. In addition to them, on November 14, 1997, the Trail Blazers' three big men Isaiah Ryder, Brian Grant, and Arvidas Sabonis were 30+10 at the same time, but the Trail Blazers game and the Suns played four overtime games, and the game time was 20 minutes longer.

Still, the Knicks made history when they played with eight players and Zuihou were able to play only six to win the game. This result ranks second all-time.

The only player who was able to pull off a six-man win was the Golden State Warriors on Nov. 25, 2009, when they beat the Mavericks 111-103 on the road, and Nowitzki scored 28 points and was still nailed to the Warriors' shame post. And it seems that Golden State have more genes for fewer wins, having beaten the Utah Jazz in 2008 with seven men on the road.

Wang Xiaomu, who was interviewed by the media after the game, was asked about the rules.

"About half of the rules are unknown to me." Coach Wang said matter-of-factly.

His explanation caused a burst of laughter in the press room, and everyone expressed admiration for his wisdom, this rule is indeed rarely used, and it is understandable that the head coach is overlooked, but they do not believe that a manager who can lead a team to nine consecutive wins only knows a small half of the basketball rules.

"And what do you think of New Orleans?" A reporter from New Orleans casually asked that the Hornets lost in this game, and he hoped that Wang Xiaomu would be merciful.

"Well, I think about it, by the way, I heard that New Orleans roast wings are good! Next time I go, I must try it. Wang Xiaomu slapped his thigh and said whatever he wanted. This guy has been addicted to domestic ** recently, and he is quite impressed by the KFC complained by netizens.

The reporter of the "......" New Orleans was almost rushed directly to the hospital for emergency treatment.

The Knicks won a game where they didn't worry about being fouled casually, and they also had the honor of being the propagator and popularizer of the rules of the NBA game. But there are people in the team who are happy and some who are worried.

Reliable grapevine is said to have heard screams in the early hours of the night at Madison Square Garden, and not from one person, which sent shivers down the spines of many Manhattan shop owners as real estate-related stocks plummeted the next day.

Zuihou or a staff member at the Madison Square Garden Arena came out to refute the rumors.

"It's just a small punishment for some of the players." So said the caretaker who took care of the equipment.

"It looks like some bowl has shattered the floor." The aunt in charge of garbage sweeping added.

The players who were really taught the lesson did not dare to remember this horrible night. Just thinking about it will bring up the voice of the devil in their heads:

"Super Bowl! Grandma, Lao Tzu bought you a bunch of Super Bowls, but you fell hard, and you had to break into pieces, even more than 1 square centimeter of shards! Spicy next door, let you go to the Super Bowl! Yes, drink the cold water from the bowl first, and then throw the bowl to the ground! ”