While Trevo Ariza made a desperate last-ditch effort, the linesman on the left had already put his full attention, and the two hits had already raised their vigilance, and this kind of high-intensity physical confrontation was the most likely to smell of gunpowder, after all, the game had just begun, and they didn't want to see any uncontrollable behavior on the court.

Moreover, Trevor Ariza just committed a foul, and now Xiao Rou's action is obviously vindictive, if he continues to hit it like this, then he must blow an offensive foul, and at the same time warn the two people to pay attention to the proportions of the confrontation.

Just when Trevo Ariza and the linesman were ready for each other, Xiao moved, he leaned back hard, and suddenly the nervous Ariza suddenly pounced, and the linesman also bit the whistle in his mouth at this moment.

However... At the moment when the whistle was about to blow, Xiao suddenly spun... directly passed Ariza's defense, but Ariza flew forward again and again when he was too strong...... The slick departure made him lose his focus, and he could only be driven by his forward force to run outside the three-point line.

At this time, Xiao Sa has already run into the paint area, and after a step, Xiao Sa has no cover, directly jumped high with the ball in one hand, and smashed it towards the basket, Xiao Sage is menacing, full of domineering energy.

Although Pau Gasol is standing on the road that must be passed, he still chooses to retreat, he has suffered a sluggish loss, and he does not want to be fooled again.

Now that he's at the end of his career, he doesn't want to ruin his entire career with a single block, and he knows how impactful it can be to be hit by a smash.

Rumble!

Xiao hung on the basket with great arrogance. At this time, Trevo Ariza still couldn't stop his steps, he was still running in the opposite direction, he could only run, because the huge forward impact of stopping would cause him to fall into the mud...... Stamp didn't have mud, and the price of gnawing on the floor was a mouth full of broken teeth and blood.

After Xiao Shi landed, he saluted the Clippers phalanx, and suddenly there was thunderous cheers, and the momentum reached its peak. The corresponding Lakers naturally looked a little lonely.

At this moment, some old fans can't help but think of the early summer of 2008, when the first training hall that Xiao Dash stepped into was the Lakers, if Zhennibus hadn't kicked him out of the training gym, maybe the Lakers would have won five consecutive championships now, right?

For the Lakers, missing out on the slump is undoubtedly something they will regret for the rest of their lives. You must know that Lenny Kuhn is a scout for the Lakers, and he brought Xiao Xiao from the far side of the ocean.

And now, he has become a disaster for the Lakers. The Lakers had to face him sniping again and again. Even, he led the Clippers to become an obstacle to the Lakers' promotion, and this year the Lakers put in so much effort that they even poached Paul. However, they are still not so confident about the future. After all, the Clippers just eliminated the San Antonio Spurs.

Soon, the Lakers launched a counterattack, although the first goal of the dashing was shocking, but the Lakers also had to continue to play.

Chris Paul came to the front court with the ball, and after a few shambles, he burst into the three-point line, and then decisively distributed the ball to Pau Gasol, who mentioned the free throw line, Pau Gasol received the ball, slightly, and gave Griffin a point, and then shot steadily...... Swish!

That's what Pau Gasol is capable of.

In the rematch, the Clippers used the pick-and-roll to stuff the ball to Griffin, who sprinted to the restricted area and caused a foul on Bynum.

One of two free throws.

The two sides played very anxiously from the beginning, whether it was the Lakers or the Clippers, they played at a very high level of competition. Xiao Po didn't seem particularly excited, and after he smashed the first ball, he stopped taking over the game and let his teammates try to attack more often.

The Clippers played very seriously, and the other players played quite eye-catching, which was what allowed the Clippers and Lakers to keep the score tight in the first quarter.

At the end of the first quarter, Xiao Xiao's face began to become a little ugly, not because of emotional reasons, but because of the pale condition on his face. The discomfort from his abdomen forced him to get up and walk to the dressing room.

No one knows what Xiao Shi is doing, but the Lakers and Lakers fans have not relaxed their vigilance because of Xiao Xiao's departure, and everyone knows that Xiao Xiao has staged the return of the king more than once in the NBA.

And Xiao Swan wasn't thinking about the return of the king at all now, he was just thinking about when to end this damn diarrhea.

The diarrhea began in the morning, he drank the wrong milk in the morning, and drank the milk that the nanny made for the children in the middle of the night last night.

Then I ate some messy stuff again, and by the morning, my stomach was a mess.

Later, I quickly took a few antidiarrheal pills to stop the catharsis.

He thought it was all right.

So after the start of the match, he was relieved to boldly single Trevo Ariza.

However, it may be because of his two crazy back-to-back singles that his sphincter muscles relaxed again, and the stool soon rushed in, and there was no way to stop it.

In the first quarter, he was still able to hold on.

When it's time to take a break between the breaks, as soon as the body relaxes, it's going to die! There's no way to stop this crazy rush to release.

So, he had to get up and leave the arena, then sit on this toilet and start going crazy out of control.

Even the Clippers players didn't know why Xiao Xiao left the bench, they thought that Xiao Xiao might just go to get something, after all, Xiao Xiao had been relaxed before the game, and it didn't look like there was something wrong with his body.

So, after the start of the second quarter, the Clippers still played very relaxed.

And this relaxation was quickly grabbed by the experienced Lakers and stomped on it!!

Fortunately, Vince Carter stepped up, and Stephen Nash also provided enough experience against the Lakers, and their step up did not let the game go into a rout of control.

At halftime, the Clippers trailed by nine points at 55:64.

It's not an irretrievable score.

But if Xiao Shi doesn't come back, the score difference will inevitably get bigger and bigger, and the Lakers are not vegetarians after all.

In fact, the young players of the Clippers couldn't help but panic when they didn't return home in the second half of the second quarter, they didn't play a game without scarcity, and they were completely overwhelmed.

So, this exacerbated the Clippers' rout.

When the players returned to the dressing room and found that Xiao Xiao was not there, they were even more panicked.

"What to do? Shall we call the police? "DeAndre Jordan made anxious noises in the locker room.

His voice struck a chord with Griffin: "yes, we have to find the boss now, otherwise what will we do?" Let's call the police and let the police help us find him. ”

"Could it be that they were taken away by aliens?" DeAndre Jordan is imaginative.

"Ah, what then?"

The two of you and I made a mess of the atmosphere in the locker room. Fortunately, now is not the time for war, otherwise these two goods would have to be killed on the charge of disturbing the morale of the army.

"What's the panic? Xiao's clothes are still here, he hasn't left the arena, maybe he just has some personal matters to solve. "Byron Davis played a role in anchoring the sea.

As soon as he said this, the door to a new world was immediately opened.

Dacomilišić speculated in a daze: "You say, the boss won't go on a date with a Hollywood female star?" ”

"yes, yes, it's very likely." DeAndre Jordan, as a loyal fan of Milicic, immediately picked up his heart: "Maybe the boss is working hard in a small dark room in this stadium, hehehe?" I just don't know which female star it will be, my favorite is Jessica Alba......"

Before DeAndre Jordan could finish his words, Byron Davis flew up and kicked him, he had a good personal relationship with Jessica Alba, and he didn't want to hear people slander his friend. And he also felt that this matter was impossible, the two didn't call at all, not to mention that Jessica was still married. And a long time ago, he took Chick to the party at Jessica's house, and it was at that party that Chick hooked up with Jennifer Lawrence.

"Who could that be? Scarlett? Griffin also speculated: "If it's really Scarlett, Kevin Durant will already kill the boss, and that guy even wants to drink Scarlett's bath water." ”

Just when the speculation in the locker room was becoming more and more undisciplined, Xiao Xiao weakly pushed open the door of the locker room, and then sat in his place with his feet floating.

Seeing that Xiao Sa looked like he was prostration, everyone suddenly showed a tacit ambiguous and obscene smile, and Daco Milisic even relied on the identity of Xiao Sa hardcore horse boy to come to Xiao Sa with a cheap smile, and flattered him: "Boss, it's hard work." ”

"Huh?" Xiao frowned, thinking to himself what is so hard about this, why is it so ambiguous?

"I wonder who the boss this time?" Griffin is a very unemotional person, he said it so bluntly as soon as he came up, and he didn't know how to be tactful at all: "Scarlett just got more votes." ”

"What Scarlett?" Xiao said angrily: "I was just in the toilet." ”

"Wow." DeAndre Jordan let out an exclamation: "Boss, you are really a genius, you are actually doing things in the toilet, aren't you afraid of being recorded?" The toilets in Stamp are not soundproofed at all. Even if you shoot - pistol inside, you can hear it outside. ”

DeAndre Jordan looks like an old driver, and from the confidence in his words, it's hard not to wonder if he has ever shot a pistol in the toilet.

"I'm having diarrhea in the toilet." Xiao Shi gave him an angry look: "I ate the wrong thing, and I've been having diarrhea." Now I'm about to collapse. ”

Xiao Sa said this, and everyone turned around their impure thoughts.

And at this time, there is a real problem. That is, now that he is walking unsteadily, can he still play in the second half? If he can't play, then what about the game? We're already behind, do we want to give up this game?

"How many points are we behind now?" When everyone looked at each other and the army was disheartened, Xiao Sao asked.

"At 55:64, we're nine points behind." Dacomilišić reported quickly.

"Good fight." Xiao Sang first gave affirmation: "If we play in the second half, I will be on the court in the fourth quarter, and as long as we don't fall behind by more than 20 points, we still have hope of winning." ”

Xiao said and was already reclining.

Looking at his current appearance of complete collapse, everyone remains very skeptical about whether he will still be able to play.

"Boss, don't go in the second half, the most important thing is to take care of your body. What if you get hurt? Dacomilišić said with concern.

Xiao but firmly waved his hand: "I understand my physical condition, you just need to play well." Pay attention defensively, and it's best to play with Byron Davis, Petrus, Jeffries, Milicic and DeAndrew-Jordan to keep them at bay to a certain extent. ”

Although Xiao Wan didn't have the strength to draw tactics in front of the tactical board, there was no problem in arranging personnel transfers.

As for the chic instructions, of course, everyone obeyed them unconditionally.

After all, here, Xiao Sage has the absolute right to speak, after all, even the team owner has to lie on his bed and obediently listen to him.

Soon, the break was coming to an end and the players were back on the pitch.

When the Lakers saw that Xiao Xiao still didn't accompany the Clippers on the court, they were obviously a little surprised, and they couldn't understand why Xiao Xiao was missing in such an important Western Conference Finals. Does Xiao Sa still want to make a drama about the return of the king in this game?

"Where did Xiao Dash go? He didn't show any signs of injury tonight, and judging from his first dunk, there was nothing wrong with his physical condition. How could he suddenly disappear from the pitch? Could it be that Taylor Swift and Rihanna are coming to him again? T-NT's host Earl Johnson was speculating in the live broadcast room.

"Yes, Taylor Swift and Rihanna haven't been in the same frame for a long time, have they dispelled their eagerness to be chic?" Shaq O'Neill had a wicked look on his face: "They can come to me." I'm also a player who has dominated the NBA! ”

"Looking for you? I heard from the call girls at the Gold Club that your Tintin is small and soft, do you think they can take a fancy to you? Barkley complained angrily.

"Who said that? Says who? The shark immediately became more serious, and raised her voice: "You tell me my name, I must go to court to sue her, and I want her to know how serious the consequences of spreading rumors are." ”

"Then how do you prove to the judge that she is spreading rumors? Do you have a shot with the judge and all the jury members? Kenny Smith was on the sidelines to mend his gun.

The shark was speechless, this matter is indeed difficult to obtain evidence in law!

……

Thanks to the reward of "Knowing the Post-80s" and "Broad Beans Brewing Coffee"-

(To be continued.) )