Chapter 60: The Central Kingdom of God
Half a month later, the group finally walked out of the Warcraft Forest, and Dian Wei, because he wanted to master the power of Dream Awakening, returned to the Warcraft Forest with the undead army to continue his campaign.
Looking at the city not far away, Zhang Ze could be said to be in a hurry with the spring breeze, waved his big hand, and said: "Little ones, enter the city, eat fragrant food, drink spicy food." ”
"Yes, yes." As a foodie, Nigudong was naturally the first to echo, and the asteroid, not far behind, yelled: "I want to eat potatoes and stew the magic cow, and the magic cow stewed potatoes." ”
Potato stew magic cow, magic cow stew potato? It seemed delicious, and Nikudon chimed in again: "I'm going to eat it too." ”
Potato stew magic cow, magic cow stewed potatoes isn't a dish, how can it come out of the mouths of the two of them and become two dishes, is it the same as stewed winter melon with pork ribs, stewed pork ribs with winter melon?
Dispelling the distracting thoughts in his mind, Zhang Ze looked at Diao Chan and said, "Diao Chan, the first time you go to human society, what do you want to eat?" I'm in for a treat. ”
Seeing Diao Chan constantly fiddling with his hair, Zhang Ze felt a gust of cold wind blowing around him, and seeing Zhang Yuer covering her mouth and snickering, Zhang Ze said again: "Diao Chan, what do you want to eat?" I'm in for a treat! ”…… There is still no response, Zhang Ze is a little messy, looking at a very good sister paper, how can he be a narcissist, playing with hair alone, what's so fun, it's better to play a little game with me, coughing lightly, Zhang Ze turned around to hide his embarrassment, and said: "Whoever rushes to the city first, I will give an award to whoever rushes to the city." ”
Award? Nicodon's and the asteroid's eyes lit up, and without saying a word, they rushed towards the city gate, leaving a trail of dust flying in the air.
Passerby A is the city guard of Laodao City, today the sun is shining, it is a good day to bask in the sun, passerby A and passerby B sit at the gate of the city leisurely drinking wine, basking in the sun, from time to time to stop a few civilians, ask for a little money to enter the city.
"Brother, let's go one." Passerby A and Passerby B touched a cup, and then took the cup to their mouths, and suddenly, the earth kept shaking, and Passerby A shook his hand, and he actually bit his tongue and let out a miserable scream.
"What's going on?" Passerby B stood up in a panic, but saw a cloud of yellow dust billowing in the distance, coming directly towards the city gate, could it be that there is a monster attacking the city?
"What a bastard, I bit my tongue." Passerby A raised his head in pain, but saw Passerby B's surprised expression, and immediately said, "What's wrong?" ”
"Am I dazzled? How did I see a dragon? ”
"The dragons are all on Dragon Island, how can you see the dragons, drink too much."
"So, what's that?" Feeling the earth trembling more and more, passer-by's face began to change.
Following the gaze of passer-by B, passer-by A saw the yellow sand rolling, and a huge figure in the yellow sand was coming towards the city gate with all his might, close, close, passer-by A rubbed his eyes, and finally saw this behemoth, the dragon, it was the dragon, passer-by A panicked, just wanted to ring the alarm bell, but saw the dragon grinning at himself, and then he felt a force hit him, and instantly flew out and lost consciousness.
"I'm number one." The asteroid looked triumphant, and kept writhing at Nikodon, and the huge body frightened the inhabitants of the town to scream, dragon, dragon.
"Replay, it's not fair." Nikudon stomped his foot hard, but felt a softness under his feet, what's going on? Why is the ground soft, Nikudon twisted his foot in confusion.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts."
"What sound?" Nikudon looked at the asteroid suspiciously, and said, "What are you talking about?" ”
With a snort, the asteroid looked embarrassed and said, "I've had a bad stomach lately." ”
"It stinks." Nikudon covered his nose and looked at the asteroid with a look of disgust.
With a snort, the asteroid sent out a nuclear weapon again, and the thunderous sound made the asteroid blush, but thinking of what Zhang Ze usually said when he farted, the asteroid learned to say: "The fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound." ”
"Less nausea." Nikudon turned to look out of the city, when will the boss come over?
"Hey." A weak voice sounded, and now Nikudon and the asteroid heard it, and the two of them stared at each other and said, "Who is talking?" ”
"Me."
"Who?"
"Hands, hands." Passerby A felt so unlucky, basking in the sun in good weather, he actually met a giant dragon, and he was knocked unconscious before he was ready to escape, and he fainted when he fainted, and as a result, someone stepped on his hand on a mission, and woke up in pain, why do you say my life is so back.
"Ah, there's a guy here." Nikodon's mouth opened wide in surprise.
"Please, can you move your foot away, it hurts."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Nikodong hurriedly apologized, and stepped on the passer-by a few times in a panic.
"How could I be so unlucky?" Passerby A sighed and said, "Dude, take a lever, can you move me to a different position, I guess the bone is broken." ”
"You're out of luck." A long voice came from the side, and everyone heard the voice, but they couldn't see anyone.
"Dragon, Uncle Long, can you stop farting." The voice came again, and the asteroid looked left and right suspiciously, but there was no one, what was going on? Where did this voice come from?
"Would you like to do me a favor and take it off the wall?"
At this time, Nicodon heard the source of the sound clearly, walked to the side of the asteroid and took a look, and saw a man hanging on the wall behind the asteroid's tail, the armor on this man's body had been deformed, and half of his body was embedded in the wall at this time.
"Do me a favor and get me off." Passerby B was knocked into the wall and didn't dare to speak, but when he heard passer-by A say that he was unlucky, passer-by B couldn't help but complain a few words, who can have me unlucky, close contact with the dragon, and was directly knocked into the wall, if it wasn't for the armor strong enough, this little life would definitely be gone, stuck in the wall and unable to move, not to mention, the biggest problem is that this dragon, from time to time put nuclear weapons, and said that the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, and the fuck is about to smoke me to death.
"You're hilarious, one likes to lie on the floor and the other likes to sleep in the wall." Nikudon touched his head and dug down passerby B.
Your sister, obviously you knocked us out, but you still said that we were funny, passerby A and passerby B looked at each other, and tears couldn't stop flowing.
"Which of you comes first." Zhang Ze, Diao Chan, Zhang Yuer and the elite gargoyle walked over slowly.
"Me."
"Shit."
"Can you please stop stepping on my hand."
"What a sound." Zhang Ze watched left and right.
"Boss, you're stepping on this man's hand."
Hearing what Nigudong said, Zhang Ze looked down and saw that his feet were stepping on a man's hand, and he immediately stepped back and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see you." ”
"Anyway, you are dressed in loess, and you are integrated with the earth, it's really hard to distinguish, this costume is too trendy." After saying that, he stepped over the two and walked towards the city.
Your sister, we are not pretending to be dirt, we were hit by you, who will save us, looking at the back of everyone leaving, the remnants of passerby A and passerby B are constantly hovering in the air.
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