Chapter 178: These two dead tsunderes should go and get married

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“…… Dean Renault must be on the verge of being played. Standing on the outer hanging corridor on the second floor, the Huang Duanzi Paladin sighed softly, his face full of regret, without the slightest sense of being the culprit, "It's really, it's evil." ”

"yes." The other culprit also put on a hypocritical face of compassion and compassion, and sighed, "First of all, I was honest and unashamed of myself and was misunderstood by a yellow duan paladin full of bad thoughts, and then I found out that the holy and flawless knight goddess in my mind was actually an undisciplined teaser, and under the big blow, he actually had to be further mended, saying that your trick was really ruthless, I think he almost stopped being a man at that time......"

"Hey! You've got enough! As if it's my fault, isn't it all caused by you? You are the one who dug the pit, you are the one who pushed him in, you are the one who threw him off, you were the one who threatened him, you were the one who made up the stalk 'into the wall', and you were the one who said that you were going to spread rumors, you are simply bullying honest people! Ji Li sneered, "It's a shame that you still found a grandiose reason for yourself, saying that you want to help Eisen, I see that you are having a good time!" ”

"Hmph, the pig teammates who only dragged their feet obviously didn't do anything, and they still doubted my motives. I've done my best to pave the way for Eisen, do I have to wait for you to do it? Sigma glanced at the Yellow Paladin, and then pretended to be enlightened. Nodding his head, he said, "Oh, oh, oh, I forgot, a little turtle who looks yellow and violent, but who talks very well, but shrinks her head at the end of the day, is busy showing off her girl's delicate shame, how can she have time to care about the shit of a dead fat man, right?" Speaking of which, I haven't laughed at you yet, but first wishful thinking made up what people are doing, what kind of dirty guy would think about the relationship between the two clerics? And secondly......"

"Hehehehe......" Jili took a deep breath. Suddenly, a series of sneers erupted blankly, interrupting Sigma's taunt, but take a closer look. There was still a faint flush on her face, but the paladin girl didn't care, and smiled with her little head held high, "Even you have been deceived by Miss Ben's gorgeous acting skills. True mortal wisdom. If I hadn't sacrificed my dignity and propriety, and innocence, and face, and lower limit, shame, and chastity, and reputation, I did that kind of embarrassing thing. Breaking through Dean Renault's mental barrier with the light of discipline, and narrowing the relationship and distance between each other out of thin air, how can you carry out your plan smoothly? How could Dean Renault give face to an undisciplined necromancer who met for the first time? Obviously, I am the one who has contributed the most and sacrificed the most in this operation, you just threw two inconsequential exercises and played tricks, and I sacrificed a treasure that is vital to a pure girl! ”

The more Ji Li talked, the more she talked, the smoother she became, and the more she talked, the more confident she became. It is said that the highest level of deception and nonsense is to deceive yourself first, and it seems that the yellow duan paladin has really deceived himself. So much so that even she felt that she was enduring humiliation with her lame appearance just now, she pointed at Sigma's chest, looked very remarkable, and said proudly: "I did this kind of thing at the risk of not being able to get married!" I didn't even notice this kind of thing, but wishful thinking, thinking that it was my own work, and I made a fuss when I hit it into the wall, you are such a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! ”

In the face of the aggressive Jili, Sigma sneered a few times, and did not give in: "Hmph, it is precisely because I think I can use the topic to play that I will be forced to take a slap push from you, and then I was beaten into the wall, and I laid the foreshadowing of the stalk of 'fuck into the wall', and then started Uncle Ben's gorgeous serial trap words, but I didn't even see this, but with a look of revenge, success and a shy and delicate face, like a little girl who was touched by an idiot, you are stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" ”

Jili strained her neck, stepped forward, stared into Sigma's eyes, and hummed quietly, "I can see it!" I can see it! I can see that you want to be deliberately punched into the wall by me, and then take the opportunity to calculate that Dean Renault used the stalk of 'into the wall', so not only did I leave a little bit of strength, but also took the initiative to leave, just to create the best environment for you to play and talk! If it weren't for my departure, how could Renault complain freely with you and listen to your crazy yellow jokes being constantly broken through your psychological defense!? If you don't even see this, you're a stupid stupid idiot! ”

Sigma also took a step forward, looking like Zhizhu was holding the brightness of Zhuge Zhizhu, his eyes widened and he said disdainfully: "I just see that you want to build the most gorgeous stage with your humble desire to build the most gorgeous stage for this uncle, so I reluctantly cooperate with you to sell cute and coquettish pretending to meow and dump the festival, even as the protagonist of my compassion did not notice it, but instead looked self-righteous and amazing, you are indeed a hopeless stupid, stupid stupid!" ”

"Hah! Joke! Miss Ben saw that you, a third-rate shabby and sullen protagonist, didn't know how to persuade Renault, so she was merciful and decided to sacrifice herself to open up the situation for you, for which I also made up a heart-warming and touching feeling that was almost like a confession, thank you, hahaha, you guy, you must be serious, and you are at a loss, and you don't know how to deal with it, so you use the despicable lie of 'Athena is eavesdropping' to divert the topic to cover up your overwhelmed mind! Ji Li raised her eyebrows and smiled evilly, looking at Sigma proudly, "You can't even catch the girl's straight ball, but you are turned into a dead virgin by the mature me, what a pathetic stupid, stupid stupid!" ”

The necromancer scoffed at this, and smiled proudly: "It's really superficial, and I don't know who it is, obviously looking like a person who is losing his temper and opening his mouth all day long, but when he encounters the embarrassing situation of real knives and guns, he doesn't know how to deal with it. Uncle Ben, as a life winner who has both a marriage contract and an admirer, reaches out to the innocent female man who has neither a man nor a love history, and would rather sacrifice his calm, wise, and quiet image to keep you from collapsing on the spot, not only did you not see Uncle Ben's good intentions, but felt that he had won a game. If you think so, no wonder no one wants it, no way, you don't know how to figure out the psychology of men, you are a stupid stupid fool that no one wants! ”

I know that fact, so I'll do it.

I know you know that, that's why I'm going to cooperate with you.

I know you know I know that fact, so that's why I'm cooperating with you.

I know you know I know you know you know that fact, so I'm still cooperating with you.

Seeing that the tsundere battle between the necromancer and the paladin was about to evolve into this infinite cycle of stubbornness, the door not far away suddenly opened. The Renault Paladin looked physically and mentally exhausted, and protested angrily against the stunned two: "There should be a limit for the two of you to show affection!" Since you know each other so well, why don't you get married! Don't be too busy denying it! Now, as long as there is a head pressing team, you will kiss together with a gentle push! ”

Kelly and Sigma reacted at this time, and they don't know when. The two people were already very close to each other because of the aggressive quarrel, and they could even feel the breath exhaled by the other party, and in the next moment, the two of them did something in unison.

That's when the head is tilted back at the same time. Then a blow to the iron head slammed into the direction of the opponent.

Bang. The heads of the two stupid people collided together, making a dull sound, the two undisciplined human beings exhaled in pain at the same time, covered their heads and glared at each other, and suddenly heard a short muffled sound, the two turned their heads sadly, stared at Renault who covered his mouth and held back a smile, and said expressionlessly: "into the wall......"

Renault immediately closed the door. After a few seconds, the sound of scratching the wall came from inside.

After driving Renault away. Sigma and Ji Li turned their heads at the same time and looked at each other, as if they wanted to fight again, but after looking at each other for a long time, they were deflated at the same time, and Ji Li shook her head: "Really...... Like a stupid couple, they almost caused a misunderstanding and ruined my good reputation......"

"Yes, yes." Sigma leaned against the wall and exhaled, "I'm always on my bewares of your attempts to rely on me...... You're a guy who has no chests, no temperament, nothing but thighs, butt and face and figure, so you have to be a simple and quiet friend, whoever marries you seriously will definitely have three views and become a fool......"

"I'll give you full ......marks for your narcissism and sense of humor," Kielie snorted coldly, "It's Athena's stupidity who hasn't seen the world and good men that you will take advantage of, and your fiancée is also forced to marry you for the rest of her life because of Washington's prestige and family arrangement...... Otherwise, who would be rare for you to be such an elusive personality, eccentric, and unfathomable dead tsundere! ”

The two of them lost each other, and at the same time fell into silence, and the inexplicable awkward atmosphere became more and more intense.

Ji Li's eyes flickered, and she suddenly stretched very contrivedly, and changed the topic: "By the way, you are here to pave the way for Eisen, and that smirking little white face will definitely not give up, don't forget, he has left the union, and he must be making small moves at the moment......"

"What other little gestures can you make? He must be doing what the second-generation villains of the legendary protagonist Xiao Win will almost do now...... "Although Ji Li's skill in changing the topic is very clumsy, Sigma still can't help but pick it up, he coughed a few times, pretended to be angry, and said angrily, "Check! Check it out for me! I want to see which onion this kid who dares to do good things and does things against Ben Shao! ”

After the performance, the necromancer spread his hands: "That's probably it, looking like a nouveau riche without a city." ”

Ji Li smiled knowingly: "Hey, don't you say it's really like...... Oh, I forgot, in the eyes of the old nobles of the imperial capital, you Washington family are also part of the nouveau riche, at most they are particularly capable of fighting the nouveau riche. ”

Sigma nodded indifferently: "Of course, Washington is a mad dog that anyone dares to bite in their eyes - a few years ago, it was still 'a mad dog Washington who doesn't give anyone face except His Majesty', because over the years, in addition to the royal family, the power factions of the imperial government and the opposition, whether it is an old aristocrat or a new martial artist." Whether it is an important minister of the empire or a feudal duke, whether it is a civilian chamber of commerce or an official military department, there is nothing that we have not touched. But in recent years, we have become 'the mad dog Washington who dares to bite anyone if they are not happy', and the reason is very simple, the eldest princess was bitten hard by my little mad dog, so we have become disloyal people in public opinion who don't even give His Majesty face. ”

The yellow joke paladin listened interestingly and tilted his head. "And then?" he asked. ”

"And then...... Then I went to Atlas Academy, and with this thick thigh, the nouveau riche level tripled. Sigma said from afar. As a result, in the public opinion of the empire, the Washington family has changed from a 'disloyal pioneer mad dog' to a 'lonely Northwest wolf king' in recent years. ”

Jili chuckled, her slightly nervous and shy mood slowly calmed down in the calm chat with Sigma, and she chuckled, "So." The consequences of offending you, the arrogant little wolf of the Northwest, are very severe. Ford is investigating your details, and if he deduces your identity from the clues, he will definitely back off. If I were him, and I found that the famous Sigma actually had an incomparable disgust and even murderous intent towards him, he would definitely leave Morninglight Town immediately and return directly to the Mercenary Guild headquarters to seek protection......"

"You're wrong, you're a paladin and don't understand their ways." Sigma chuckled. "Escape? Running away won't solve anything. Running back to headquarters, his backer asked him why. What did he say? Offended me by answering? Then he didn't have to mess around at all, and when he got into trouble, he ran back in disgrace, not only embarrassing, but also on fire...... Therefore, if he finds out who I am, he will definitely try his best to bow his head and reach an agreement of understanding, otherwise my hostility alone will bleak his future prospects......"

Ji Li pouted unconvinced: "You don't know anything about him, if his backer is not so simple, or if he is a disciple or even a son of a legendary mercenary, he has no need to be afraid of you." ”

"This is impossible, I will also be promoted to a legend in the future, put yourself in your shoes, if I had this kind of disciple or son, I would have slapped him to death a long time ago, and I would have brought it out to be embarrassing?" Sigma laughed, "What if he's the son of a legendary powerhouse?" The competition between juniors is playing, does he still want to hit people? Isn't that the old rascal who is in the middle of Mr. Sa? I heard that in recent years, even if Sargeras owes his mouth again, no one dares to beat him, and he is holding back his hunger and thirst, where will the legendary powerhouse of the Mercenary Guild send it to the door by himself? So, even if he has the legendary Lao Tzu, he has to be smoked by me and can't find the north - yes, I'm just bullying, damn, it's so cool......"

"Okay, good, you're good, you're great." Ji Li shook her head helplessly, "So, are you just waiting for him to dig up your identity and then bully people and slap him in the face?" ”

"Of course...... No. At that time, whether he runs away or admits it, the bet with Aisen is meaningless, besides, although it is cool to bully others, it is still a little uncomfortable, how can there be the joy of going into battle in person. Sigma squinted, "So, he can't find out my true identity, I've arranged it a long time ago." ”

The necromancer straightened up, beckoned to Gilly, and walked towards the staircase on the second floor, where the Yellow Paladin followed, and heard Sigma explain, "We didn't hide our contact with Kidd, and these definitely can't escape the eyes of those who have a heart." Arguably, Kidd's casino side was the only breakthrough in tracing our identity. When Kidd first met me, he called me uncle, and there were so many people at the time that he couldn't hide it. Fortunately, Kidd's casino is a hidden stake in the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce, and outsiders can't think of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce for a while, so they only need to deceive intelligence in this regard. ”

"What kind of deception?" Gilly became slightly interested, and teased, "If Ford knew that you were going to make a big deal about this, I don't know what he would think." ”

Sigma shrugged: "It's very simple, just make up your identity, so that Ford, who looks sunny and actually has to repay him, understands that I don't want to be as energetic as I imagined, he has the courage to resist and the idea of revenge." As for what kind of identity is made up...... Kidd told me at that time that the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce's dark pile chess piece arrangement system is exquisite. For example, Kidd, on the surface, everyone thinks that Kidd started from scratch and laid a foundation in Chenguang Town, but if there are powerful forces secretly tracking, it will be found that Kidd is actually inextricably linked with a small and small family in Saber Province, but in fact, this is just to cover up that Kidd Casino is another layer of false information about the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce's secret pile. It's called double insurance. It is also because of the small business here in Kidd that he got double insurance and changed to the dark piles in the important cities of those prosperous provinces. Seven or eight layers of insurance are interlocked, and that is called complexity. ”

He winked at Ji Li: "Kidd called me uncle at the time, then I just need to reluctantly cheapen the patriarch of the local wealthy clan and make him a cheap father-in-law." ”

Ji Li squinted and said, "If you get cheap, you still sell ......"

"Obviously he got the cheap." Sigma snorted, "That wealthy family is holding my future wife's thigh, don't say let him be my cheap father-in-law, even if it really lets his daughter be my lover." Maybe they'll offer ...... with both hands."

"How is that possible! You feel so good about yourself, don't you? Ji Li sneered, "Besides, people are holding your fiancée's thighs, how can they give their own daughter to you?" Isn't this an eye medicine for the big boss? ”

"Eye drops for fart. I know his daughter. And I am more familiar with it, and now I hold an important position in my fiancée's secretarial team, and she is so obsessed with her that she wants to live and die, and openly declares that she will not marry in this life. It's just my future wife. Sigma said. Do you say that you have such a daughter on the stall, do you leave it alone, or just throw it to me, and finally use it? Anyway, in the eyes of the patriarch's father, his daughter who is inclined to be strict will be a maid for me sooner or later, so it is better to sell it first......"

“…… Your circle is really messy. Kelly had also heard Sigma talk about his fiancée's foul skills and charm, and in addition to the inexplicable hostility in her heart, there was also a leisurely fascination. But a few seconds later, she thought of a stern question. Shocked, "Anyway, if your fiancée even has to insert such a secret and troublesome secret stake in this remote and small place, then the entire empire and even the Northern Dynasty ...... Hey, hey, what does she want to do! ”

"I asked earlier, and her answer was this." Sigma cleared her throat, imitating a gentle and virtuous look, and said softly, "Fool, as your wife, I am your most solid support and virtuous helper." As a wife, you should always be on the chessboard of life with your husband and constantly drop chess pieces, whether you use it or not, you must take precautions, this is a compulsory course for a wife - I know that you love freedom, like a free and easy life, and have the dream of traveling around the world since you were a child, so I want my chamber of commerce to spread to every corner of the world, so that no matter where you are, you can live elegantly and calmly, so that wherever you go, you will enjoy your wife's care and love all the time - This is a woman's reserve. ”

“…… Isn't that great? Ji Li's tone was a little weak, and she muttered to herself, "Hey, is this the embodiment of top female power?" How did I not know that there was such a thing in the bride practice......"

"What a fart, that remark just now was on me, where do you think I got my ability to talk serious nonsense? When she speaks like a virtuous woman, there is only one possibility, and that is that she is talking ......nonsense," Sigma sighed, "the so-called constant enjoyment of his wife's care and love is just an addition, and after my careful investigation and inference, her greatest purpose in doing this is to let me raise troops to attack the empire from any angle, no matter which city I fight, there will be her pawns to open the gate and lead the way for me......"

Sigma pondered for a moment, and sighed in horror: "I just pondered, after getting married, I was served by her tenderly and sweetly for a few years, from the maid group to the beep, and then one day she coquettishly said, 'Honey, I want to be the queen, let's fight, from bribing officials to winning over the people's hearts to corrupting the regime to winning support, I have arranged everything, you just need to lead the troops to fight to the imperial capital', how should I answer her?" ”

If she heard Sigma talk about his fiancée in normal times, Jili would definitely listen to it with relish, and she would have to laugh and coax a few words, ridiculing Sigma for having the potential to be strict with his wife, but I don't know what to do today, looking at Sigma's face that looked nerve-wracking but actually had a faint smile, the yellow paladin had no reason to feel an irritated feeling.

Unhappy, unhappy, unhappy, I don't know why I'm unhappy.

Aware of this change in her feelings, Jili is not a fool, and naturally tastes what this is, and it is clear that the complex feelings she has for Sigma are constantly fermenting in the continuous relationship and interaction, and turning into some kind of purer emotion......

I've thought about this situation for a long time, but it's still a little fast...... And what kind of feelings does Sigma have for me? He has been in contact with a group of strong women with full personality for a long time, does he prefer Athena, a guy who is stupid and always sticks to him? So what kind of feelings does he have for me? A simple friend, or a lover above a friend? Or is it just the kind of friend type who can occasionally enjoy a shot?

It's so annoying, why should I think about it? I'm sure I won't be able to get married, so I'm going to make do with him. The forest is so big, why hang yourself on this tree with a bunch of stupid women? It's not too hard to squeeze around. And most importantly...... Why should I, as a woman, think about emotional issues and think about taking the initiative? Could it be that this guy gradually discovered the charm of Miss Ben during the journey, and finally recognized his heart, crying and shouting and begging me to give him a chance? The old lady is a paladin, a paladin! The kind that is good at defense! The kind that waits for the enemy to attack! It's not my style to take the initiative! And according to the personalities and relationships between the two of us, I took the initiative to attack, but I was going to be eaten by him for the rest of my life! To put it simply, whoever confesses first will lose!

Thinking of this, Jili glared at Sigma fiercely, yes, the whole sullen guy must have thoughts about me too, definitely so, definitely have feelings for me! Maybe I'll be snickering and waiting for me to throw myself into the net, and then pretend to take care of it, so that I'm not so stupid to give the initiative to him!

And...... Athena is also there, this stupid angel must have noticed something, it's really a fan of the authorities, even Athena feels that something is wrong, I actually just vaguely noticed it......

Sigma said a few more words, and seeing that Athena suddenly fell silent, she shrugged her shoulders and ended the topic of her fiancée.

They had gone down to the first floor at the moment, looking for Athena and Eisen in the crowd, and the direction was very recognizable, such as it was getting late today, the kitchen of the union had already started cooking, and the kitchen door could not stop the smell of meat, which made people can't help but move their index fingers, Sigma and Kirie pushed away the crowd, and finally saw Eisen with a frightened expression, Miss Maid with a blue face, and Athena with her back to Sigma and Kirly, who was eating with her head down, and the plate on the table that was stacked high......

Eisen also spotted Sigma, and was swiping his eyes like a chicken, secretly pointing at Athena, who was unaware, and telling the necromancer something with his mouth, "She's angry". (To be continued......)