"Look, I'll just say that you shouldn't be so low-key when you go out, you have to spend what you should spend, otherwise now the world is stupid and stupid to see people, if they see it, they really think we are poor!" Dubu had an expression that made you disobedient, and now he was stupid * forced to despise it, and said bitterly: "It's better to buy something expensive now, otherwise there will definitely be some stupid * forced to show off, these people are really poorly educated, so that those of us who want to be low-key can't live in peace, alas!" ”

Xiao Ya and Luo Shui saw Dubu's painful expression, and suddenly couldn't help laughing, this guy's mouth is so poisonous, he actually scolded people in front of him!

"Hey, who are you talking about, you stinky boy!" Ji Haoyu stopped doing it as soon as he heard it, you kid didn't mean that Sang scolded Huai and said me!

"Huh?" Dubu scratched his head suspiciously, "Did I say you?" Please, there are so many people in this world, and I didn't nominate the surname, how do you know I mean you! Oh, I see, you must think in your heart that what I'm saying is almost the same as you, right, no wonder, tsk! ”

Looking at Dubu's disdainful eyes, Ji Haoyu felt crazy in his heart, but he had to deliberately make a look of indifference on his face, if he was really angry, wouldn't he indirectly admit that he was a fool!

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, it's so funny to be alone with you!" Xiao Ya and the three of them covered their stomachs, and burst into laughter without any ladylike image.

Luo Shui felt that what Dubu said was a bit vulgar, his face was slightly red, but he was also very comfortable in his heart, who made this guy so annoying!

"Let's change it to five fresh fruit flame ice cream, and say that although I don't know if it's good or not, I have to buy it in order to make some stupid* not so much nonsense."

Ji Haoyu almost didn't get angry when he heard it, but he still endured it and didn't have a seizure! I thought that I would wait and take the ice cream and leave, this kid's mouth is too poisonous, and if he stays any longer, he may be angry and stupid!

"Sir, we only have five stocks of Fresh Fruit Flame Ice Cream now, but this gentleman ordered two servings just now, see if you can wait a while, and in ten minutes there will be fresh ice cream ready." The clerk said apologetically, after all, the price of fresh fruit flame ice cream is very expensive, and it usually sells dozens of them a day, so the store does not make too many finished products.

"Haha, yes, I ordered it all just now, hurry up and get me two, let them wait while they go." Ji Haoyu came to his senses again when he heard it, boy, you don't have to wait behind Lao Tzu! Thinking of this, my heart suddenly became crooked!

"Huh?" Dubu frowned a little unpleasantly, "But we arrived first, and you haven't brought me the single ball cup yet, I just want to change the variety, there's no reason for me to wait in the back." ”

"Yes, you're right." The clerk was suddenly a little embarrassed, and what she said made sense, so she said to Ji Haoyu again: "Then this gentleman, can you please wait for a while?" It's going to be good right away. ”

"How can this work, obviously I ordered it first, why teach me to wait!" Ji Haoyu stopped doing it as soon as he heard it, it doesn't matter if you eat this ice cream or not, the key is face! If I give it to him, where will I put my face!

"That'...... Then if you two discuss it, we can't do it. The clerk said pitifully.

The clerk was an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, and she looked very sweet, and she couldn't bear to look at her alone, so she said, "Why are you embarrassed?" How do you say you can give me the ice cream? ”

The clerk suddenly gave Dubu a grateful look, this kind of customer dispute, it is difficult for her to do, she can't offend either side.

"Hehe, you want me to give you the ice cream, there is no door!" Ji Haoyu is so cool in his heart, he thinks about letting the master wait behind you, and you will die of this heart!

"Then I'll pay twice the price, and sell me all five ice creams." Dubu frowned, deliberately making a slightly painful expression, looking like he was about to pay for it.

Ji Haoyu suddenly understood in his heart when he saw it, okay, originally I thought that you kid didn't care about this money, it turns out that your TMD is all pretended, and you dare to pretend to be B in front of Lao Tzu! ”

"Slow, twice the price is like snatching something from Lao Tzu, hehe, I'll pay four times the price to buy it!" said and glanced at Dubu proudly, and the chick next to him also took the opportunity to compliment him, which made him feel refreshed.

"Quadruple?" Dubu frowned when he heard this, looked back at the four girls behind him, gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll pay five times the price!" ”

Ji Haoyu was happy when he saw it, thinking that you kid has this ability, increase it to five times, and if you have the ability, you can increase it to eight times! At the same time, he was also relieved, it seems that this kid has this ability at best, and he dares to slap a swollen face and become fat in front of a beauty!

"How about I pay ten times the price?"

"I'll pay twenty times for five servings of Fresh Fruit Flame Ice Cream!" Dubu said anxiously.

"Haha, master, I bought five servings of fresh fruit flame ice cream forty times at the beginning of the year, do you dare to follow!"

"I'm out eighty times!" Dubu looked at it and seemed to have red eyes.

Paying 80 times the price for an ice cream, this kid is so stupid! Ji Haoyu thought secretly in his heart, but when he saw that Dubu suddenly raised the price, he thought that this kid might not have reached the bottom line, so he said without hesitation: "I'll pay one hundred and sixty times the price, how about it, kid, do you dare to add it?" ”

He deliberately made a provocative look, but he thought in his heart that I wouldn't increase the price of this kid, haha, when the time comes, I will spend three hundred and twenty times the price to buy a few ice creams, I'm afraid he won't have a place to cry!

When my heart was dark, I suddenly heard the boy who was still red-eyed just now said lightly: "I won't buy it, pay 160 times the price to buy a stale ice cream, a fool will do this, I spend the original price to buy the freshly made is not better." ”

As soon as the sound of Dubu fell, a clerk pushing the freezer came out and began to place the newly made ice cream outside, and the Fresh Fruit Flame Ice Cream was among them, and the number was obviously more than five.

Ji Haoyu was dumbfounded, why was the situation different from what he thought? Originally, this kid should have paid three hundred and forty times the price, so he didn't increase the price! Why is it that things are all the other way around now? Seeing Dubu's expression that you are a fool, this guy finally understood that he had been tricked by others from beginning to end, and it was ridiculous that he was still calculating others!

But looking at the admiration on the face of the woman next to him, coupled with the eye-catching eyes of the other customers in the store, this kid couldn't pull down and said no, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Buy it, buy it, how much do you calculate?" ”

The clerk's beautiful eyes widened in a daze, and seeing that she hadn't come back to her senses, she patted the table and said, "Hey, wake up, someone wants to buy five servings of fresh fruit flame ice cream at a price of one hundred and sixty times, why don't you hurry up and calculate the price for others." ”

"Huh? Oh okay, please wait, guest. The clerk came back to her senses, and hurriedly found and calculated, one serving of fresh fruit flame ice cream was seventy-eight yuan, and five servings were ...... And multiply by one hundred and sixteen......

"Hey, I said I wanted two servings, when will I buy five!" Ji Haoyu stopped doing it when he heard it, how did he become a five-part service!

"Hey, just now you were clamoring to buy five servings, why can't you afford it, don't put a big head of garlic, why are you so energetic if you can't afford it?" Dubu glanced at him disdainfully, "If you don't believe it, ask the chick next to you, did you say that just now." ”

"That's right, Ji Shao, you really wanted to buy five portions just now, oops, you are really generous, but the two of us can't eat five copies." This chick thought that her man was in the limelight, as if she was afraid that she would say less, and she looked conclusive.

"Okay, then come for five!" Ji Haoyu cursed in his heart, this stupid woman will die if she doesn't say a few words, platinum necklace? Buy and wear it!

"Hello, sir, you have to pay a total of ...... Sixty-two thousand four hundred, we have a discount for you, so you only need to pay sixty thousand dollars. The clerk swallowed her saliva and spent more than 60,000 yuan to buy five servings of fresh fruit flame ice cream, this kind of realm is really high!

"How can it be so much, you won't take the opportunity to cheat me out of money!" As soon as he heard that it would cost more than 60,000 yuan, Ji Haoyu immediately quit, how could it be so much, this is his pocket money for two months, and he will be ready to eat instant noodles every day when he hands it over!

"No, sir, one serving of fresh fruit flame ice cream is seventy-eight yuan, five is three hundred and ninety yuan, and the price is sixty-two thousand four hundred yuan multiplied by one hundred and six times, we definitely didn't lie to you!" The clerk hurriedly explained.

"Hehe, it won't be that there is no money, what kind of discount is there, rich people will still care about this thousand dollars." Dubu sneered without losing any time.

"You ......" Ji Haoyu couldn't wait to tear this guy's mouth in his heart, if you don't say a word, you'll die!

"Swipe the card, you don't need to discount it, it's more than 60,000 yuan, young master Ben, I don't take this money in my eyes!"

hurriedly swiped the card, took the sky-high ice cream worth 62,400 yuan carefully handed over by the clerk, and the two of them rushed to the door with a disgraced face.

(Buns have something to go out today, and the two chapters are posted together, you must remember Xiaohong's support after reading it, thank you, thank you!) ）