Chapter 7 Palpitations

In the living room of the hall, Mr. Liu sat on a rattan chair, waiting for good news. He had a hookah in his mouth, a paper in his hand, blew it, put it on the cigarette holder, and took two puffs. All the time

Gu his little osmanthus, this time, I don't know where to go. By his side, as long as there is a free place for him, he can't bear the loneliness. Suddenly, it was dark. On the ground, flying sand

Walking stones, followed by lightning and thunder, pouring wind and rain. Master Liu came to the door and looked up at the sky, the smoke and rain were boundless. Seeing the fourth lady Liu Zhaodi breaking in, he hurriedly urged her: "You come."

What are you doing here? Why don't you go to the kitchen and pick up the lantern and put it on your sister-in-law's window, so that Ma Niangniang can see the light. ”

"Ah, Dad, didn't I come to the hall to get an umbrella!" After speaking, he took the umbrella and left in a hurry. About a bag of cigarettes, the wind and rain stopped. The clouds cleared and the sun was shining. earth

It was as if it had returned to the calm of the moment just now.

Master Liu looked at the dripping rain under the eaves, and felt depressed in his heart: On the second day of February, the dragon raised its head. It's a good day, it's just that the weather doesn't help. One wind, one rain

It is inconvenient for people to do things. So, he pouted and shook his head. Slowly, sit down on the recliner. Lonely and boring, there is not even a person to talk to, and my heart is empty.

Fortunately, the eldest wife Guo Dongmei and the second wife Qiu Keyun came happily. His heart was lifted: the two wives were smiling, and it must be a happy event. It seems that Zhao Chunhua must be born

Out of a big fat boy.

Sure enough. The two wives just kicked in the door, and couldn't wait: "Master, congratulations, congratulations, our family has added a pair of fists." The eldest lady hurriedly said.

Unexpectedly, Master Liu was not surprised. Just to confirm whether the pair of fists in the eldest lady's mouth refers to a man. So, he asked further, "Oh, is it."

Gave birth to a boy?"

The second wife, Qiu Keyun, hurriedly stepped forward and replied: "Of course, Ma Niangniang said it herself: It's a grandson!"

At this moment, he finally couldn't hold back the joy in his heart. Put down the hookah, get up and go outside: "Why don't you go and see?" The two wives covered their mouths and laughed when they heard the words:

"Hahaha......"

"I said master, my granddaughter-in-law gave birth to a child, what are you going to make a fuss about?" Guo Dongmei laughed so much that tears were about to fall.

"Yes, you say that you are a big man, what can you see? Giving birth to a child is a woman's job, and a man can't help if he goes. You, don't be afraid that people will say that you are not serious!"

Wipe your chest with your hands, oops, laughing so much that I don't know how to say that the master is good.

"Hey, you old ladies, are you trying to be crooked again? I mean, go and see my little grandson. Look at the two of you, it's really a dog that can't spit ivory out of his mouth. "After that, I will step out of the threshold

One foot, hurriedly retracted, and walked into the house with great reluctance.

"Master, the child must be in her mother's arms this time, you go to see the child in the arms of your granddaughter-in-law?" The eldest lady continued to laugh.

"That's right! When can't you see it, you have to take a look at it this time?" After speaking, the old man returned to his seat, picked up the teapot, and tasted his West Lake Longjing with a "grunt". big

The wife picked up her needlework again, and the second wife continued to pick up the embroidery needle. talked about the scene of Zhao Chun's peanut children, which is a bit memorable.

"You said Zhao Chunhua, the shouting voice can be heard outside the courtyard wall. Oops, one after another. Sounds weird and scary. Guo Dongmei shook her head and climbed with Qiu Keyun

Let's talk about it. Master Liu was sweet in his heart for a while. Ah, if you have a woman around, you won't feel lonely. No, as soon as the two of them sat down, they chattered.

"Well, if it weren't for Ma Niangniang saying that the fetal position is correct, there would be no problem with a smooth delivery. I listened to Zhao Chunhua's scream, and it really made landlubbers cross the river, I don't know the depth. Ahh

It's all about jumping out. When the second wife Qiu Keyun said this, she still had lingering palpitations until now.

"However, everyone is nervous about the first child. I remember that when you gave birth to Liu Shiwei, you scolded the master: Blame you for being a turtle bastard, and you don't climb me seriously. Otherwise

How could my stomach hurt like this. Giggled...... "The eldest lady laughed when she finished speaking.

The second wife's face turned red to her neck: "Sister, you are embarrassed to talk about me." The master told me that when you gave birth to Liu Shilong, you grabbed the master's arm with a stomachache and went up

Morsel. Biting the old man "oops, oops, oops" screamed. Connecting the mother-in-law to put down the work in her hands, first put your mouth away from the master's arm. Have you forgotten all this?"

Keyun covered his mouth with his hand and snickered.

The old man glared at the two of them angrily, and said to the two wives casually: "You two sisters, the eldest brother doesn't talk about the second brother, there is no good thing." I'm finally getting it

One went into the cave room and wouldn't let me take off my clothes. A cave room spent candle nights, tying the trouser belt a dead pimple. It took me a lot of effort to solve it, but I couldn't solve it. Finally, it's not about cooking

Fang found a pair of scissors to cut off the trouser belt. It scared my dad out of the house, thinking what I was going to do. Pai Jiading, eavesdropping on the window of our room......"

The eldest lady hurriedly said, "I belong to a girl's family, and I don't understand anything." I thought to myself: If you get married, you will get married, won't it be just two people living in the same room? No one told me.

You are allowed to take off other people's clothes at night before going to bed! That's why I refuse you. ”

The second wife followed up and explained, "I'm not like you. Before I got on the sedan chair, my sister-in-law secretly told me: Flower candles in the cave room, don't let men do whatever they want. You've got to take care of it

Pinch him, just like a cook stir-frying, you must master the heat. So, she gave me a cotton and linen trouser belt, and I tied it to death. On the day of my wedding, I did so. No one thought of this

Seriously, he actually found a pair of scissors. With a "click", I cut the trouser belt that my sister-in-law specially prepared for me in two. I was so angry that I kicked him in a hurry...... Back to the door

That day, my sister-in-law pulled me into her room and asked me for the trouser belt. I told him it was cut off by the old guy. Do you know what your sister-in-law's expression is?" she paused and asked the eldest lady.

"Then, what other expressions can there be, at most, say that you are stupid and sweet!" the eldest lady casually threw out a sentence.

"yes, you guessed it right. My sister-in-law laughed so hard that she couldn't get up in one breath. Hahaha, I said sister-in-law, what do men do when they want women? I'll let you control the heat

You said that my sister-in-law eats gnocchi alive, and she can't turn it over on both sides. If you don't let me tie the knot, why do you add a pair of trouser belts to me! She does all the good and bad guys, and I hate it

Dead her. The second wife said word by word, which made people sound not sick to their stomachs at all.

The eldest lady felt funny when she heard this: "You feel now that your sister-in-law bullied you and didn't know anything about men and women." But when your stomach hurt for a while, you only hated that you didn't use one, and the chain made pants

Belt, let the old man cut and cut constantly. ”

Master Liu, I don't want to get involved in the conversation between the two wives. But from time to time, the content of the two of them always brought themselves. There were some words that the two of them said unconsciously. The lord listened, no

It's not okay to laugh: "Poof", Master Liu squirted out the tea he had just drunk in his mouth: "I said, can you two say something else?

Now, the puppy remembers the thousand-year-old history. "After that, there was a cough! I guess I was choked by water just now.

"Hey, isn't this boring thing done by your master? I'm waiting for my sisters, why can't we chat!" The eldest lady Guo Dongmei glared at the old man and said, "Do you like to listen or not, don't you see."

Habitually, stay away from our sisters. Women talk about idleness, what does an old man interject!"

"Yes, we sisters are gossiping, what's in your way? I don't like to hear it, you go away, really. The second wife, Qiu Keyun, was also unceremonious, although Master Liu was not happy to hear it.

Who made him talk too much!

When Master Liu heard this, he was about to say something: "You ......" As soon as he looked up, he saw that outside the living room of the hall, the fourth wife was holding Qingxiu with one hand and came in a hurry. As soon as she saw the eldest lady, she saw the two

The wife and the old man were there, so they hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Oh, it's amazing." Do you know no, Zhao Chun gave birth to a little monster. Qingxiu just told me that they all ran off the ground, and they will talk

Speech. I don't believe it, but Xiao Qingxiu swears that she saw it with her own eyes. I'm dripping a mother, isn't this a monster?" the fourth lady said with that expression, blowing her beard and glaring. It doesn't seem to be picky

Something happened, and she felt uncomfortable. gives people the feeling that she has a sense of falling into the well.

When the eldest lady heard this, her face changed abruptly: "How could it be?" The two of us heard Ma Niangniang say that the Liu family added another pair of fists, and they gave the good news to the master, didn't you see the little guy running on the ground?"

"Yes, you two walked on the front foot, and I heeled on the back foot! But Qingxiu said that it happened after we left, and we didn't know about it. After speaking, I saw everyone looking at Master Liu, and the fourth wife again

smoked a sentence: "Alas, I said, in broad daylight, why did it suddenly thunder and rain." It turns out that there is an omen!"

When Master Liu heard this, he knew that Xiao Qiuyue would never dare to tell such a big lie. But the fourth wife can't hope that anyone is better than her. He clearly knew that the fourth wife was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he turned to it

Xu Huaimei said: "Fourth wife, I said that you are a person, which pot does not work, which pot you mention." Back then, when she was pregnant for three years and six months, Nezha, the third prince of Li Tianwang, was abandoned as a demon when he was born. knot

As a result, he became the master of Tongtian and the god of the Three Altars of the Sea Society. Haha, could it be that God has an indissoluble bond with my Liu family, and he skillfully borrowed the gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning to send me the heirs of the Liu family, wouldn't everyone be happy. Ha ha

Haha" After a hearty laugh, he got up and wanted to go to the view.

I saw the third wife holding Ma Niangniang's hand and walking briskly. I saw that Ma Niangniang didn't come to the master, so she clasped her fists with both hands: "Congratulations to the master, congratulations to the master, the young lady gave birth to a big fat boy."

。 Don't worry, sir, the mother and son are fine. Everything, smoothly!"

The third wife, Sun Xiufang, bent down and said, "Master, congratulations, our family has another eldest grandson." It's amazing, your eldest grandson, you are the reincarnation of the Nantianmen Panxin Dharma Protector God.

Even Guanyin Bodhisattva has appeared!" she said as she hurriedly removed Ma Niangniang's medicine box from her shoulder and placed it upright on the cabinet in her house. Seeing this, Master Liu hurried

Get up: "Ah, Ma Niangniang! You have contributed a lot this time! Come on, come on, I have already prepared the reward." Thanks to your bumpy and non-stop journey. I represent our Liujiazhuang

All the family, thank you and thank you!" Fifty taels of silver are offered with both hands, and please smile.

Ma Niangniang hurriedly stepped forward, she supported Master Liu and bent down, and lifted him up forcefully: "Ah, I can't help it, I can't help it." You are an elder, how can you do this great gift to your juniors, and you will not be robbed

my mother. Sins, sins, rewards, I will take it. As the saying goes: Respect is better than obey fate, how to say, our two families, also close to each other. I am here to serve, and it is only natural that I will serve. decide

I can't be worshiped like this. You can take a seat, please take a seat!"

The fourth wife, Xu Huaimei, saw the stitches. As if she was afraid that others would not know, she hurriedly stepped forward and asked Ma Niangniang: "Ma Niangniang, listen to Qingxiu's report, just now, it rained heavily." It is the Bodhisattva Yu

The fox fairy appeared, and there was a fight on the roof beam, which scared everyone to open their eyes. Xiao Qingxiu is true or false, this is not a joke! You are a midwife, and the little guy is a human or a demon, so you have to give us a home

One argument is not. Otherwise, how can the dignified Liu family compound be legended: one will be a god, one will be an immortal, and one will be a goblin flying all over the courtyard. It's a chicken, a dog, what a system!"

Come on! The third lady knows everything when she sees the fourth wife. She should have considered it a long time ago, this Liu family's compound has a big pot and a small pot. And as long as their lord and servant were present, there was nothing that no one else did not know

。 I originally wanted to hide it from the master, but I was afraid that the master would be unhappy when he heard it. After all, having children is a big deal. Early in the morning, the old man happily waited for the good news. As a result, I heard that my grandson went to the ground as soon as he landed

Run. When he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva, he also kowtowed and bowed. In addition, he also called her third wife "grandma is long, grandma is short", which angered the old man, isn't it rouge applied to the buttocks, and it was used in the wrong place.

Sure enough. After listening to the words of the fourth wife, everyone was shocked! Master Liu "poofed", sat on the rattan chair, and looked at Ma Niangniang quietly with two eyes. There was a look of disappointment on his face

Feeling. He originally thought that the fourth wife was insincere. This meeting was confirmed, and I naturally felt worried.

Sun Xiufang was so angry that her eyes burst out: "Yes, master, what the fourth wife said is true." Your grandson is a mortal body, but he does have the spirit body of the Nantianmen Panxin Protector God. big

God was reincarnated in Liujiazhuang in order to obey the order of the Bodhisattva and thank the ancestors of the Liu family. This is a gift from heaven, and we should set up an altar to give thanks. The sky has eyes, and the mother is gifted. As

The descendants of the Liu family should thank the Queen Mother for being there! Master, you should be happy. Because, this is your blessing, blessing! Ma Niangniang, do you say yes!" Sun Xiufang did not hide it

After speaking, he turned around and asked Ma Niangniang.

"Master, what the third wife said is exact. I traveled from north to south, delivering countless boys and girls. Who has a child who can speak the Tao when he lands? Your grandson has the reincarnation of immortals, and there is also a bodhisattva

Sa Xianling entrusted. In addition, there is a white fox fairy protector, and the reincarnation of the gods and goddesses is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! As the saying goes: there is a treasure for the elders in the family, and the family has a god to protect it. Liujiazhuang is shining with a red sun,

Artemisia grows on the ancestral tomb. Good luck is a sign of good luck! In your old age, you eat more salt than we eat rice. All living beings, blessings and misfortunes, this is a certainty

。 Think about Nezha, the son of King Li Jing. Her mother was pregnant for three years and three months, and she was framed as a demon when she was born. The Iron Tower Li Tianwang ordered him to be sent away and left to fend for himself. His mother was kind-hearted and secretly hidden

Rise.

Who knows, three days after the birth of little Nezha, he met the third prince of the dragon king, and after a fight, he drew the essence of the dragon into a tassel. Li Tianwang learned that the second son was bold and reckless, and he was afraid that he would not be able to discipline him in the future, which would cause trouble

Continuously. I wanted to kill him with a sword, but I was afraid that the flesh on my body would kill each other, so I couldn't do it. Nezha was angry when he learned about it, and he resolutely cut off the flesh and returned the flesh to his mother, and the bones to return to his father. only

The soul is left, and he comes to the Western Elysium to possess the Buddha. As a result of the unjust soul, the Bodhisattvas heard the tragic sound of saving their lives everywhere. Inexplicably frightened, the Buddhas found that the voice of salvation was from

The banner was sent out. The Buddha saw the universe with his eyes and opened the banner. But I saw that little Nezha was naked, and he was very good. My Buddha is merciful, so I use the blue lotus root as the bone and the lotus leaf as the clothes. A song from the dead back

The mantra was offered, and the little Nezha finally picked up a life.

After that, Nezha Lik defeated the demons in the ninety-six caves, and his divine power was incomparable. Help the heavenly soldiers and generals to subdue demons and catch demons, and help the people of Li to get rid of the sea of suffering and become gods. Master Liu's grandson came to the world today, and there is a bodhisattva

Sa Xianling, with the protection of the immortals, escorted by wind, rain, thunder and lightning, is it a great blessing that cannot be cultivated in eight lifetimes. Master Liu, these three tricks, you have to be vigorous. If you don't make a big deal, you're right

From my Buddha and Bodhisattva Guanyin. Ten towns and eight miles, hearing the news one after another. Friends and family, uninvited. Neighbors, see the light. Dignitaries and nobles, when they see the little master, they are only eight buckets tall and rich

Five cars. The common people saw the little master, and during the year, the wind and rain were smooth, and the food and clothing were worry-free. The people who bought and sold saw the little master, and the business was prosperous and the wealth was rolling. You, just wait to enjoy it

Blessed!"

Ma Niangniang's words, the crowd was ecstatic. Little maids, listen to it and applaud. Master Liu listened to Ma Niangniang's narration, and he was at a loss. Now unexpectedly, I can't help it

He stood up and asked, "Really, is that good?"

"Master, who would dare to joke with others about such a big thing? What I said is true, and the gentleman has no jokes. Hurry up and get ready. Burn the red blessing, give the name. Hit the gold lock, Peiyu

Bracelets and amulets are indispensable. Before the three tricks of the meal, you must go to your grandson, open the light to wear, the great god descended on Liujiazhuang, your master Liu did not pay gold and silver, did not welcome, and

Master Liu, you, hurry up and do it!" Ma Niangniang's happy appearance caused everyone to be complacent. The whole Liujiazhuang is immersed in a festive atmosphere.

Master Liu hurriedly called the big butler: "Old Dong, let's make arrangements according to what Ma Niangniang said! Distant relatives, quickly arrange people, and report quickly." Relatives and friends nearby, ask someone to bring by the way

A message. Left and right neighbors, Jiang Taigong fished the wisher to take the bait. Dignitary, send me an invitation. Those relatives and friends who are thousands of miles away send me a good news to show that they understand. cut

Note: Those who come do not refuse, and those who come are guests. Also, arrange a kitchen for me, breakfast for three days, all alms. Only eat without bringing, men, women and children, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled. Remember, there must be no mistakes, no mistakes

It's a mistake!"

The housekeeper Dong Minfei hurriedly saluted: "Back to the master, the slave Dong Minfei immediately made arrangements." It's just that two days, thirty horses, need to travel day and night. Otherwise, it's too late!"

Min Fei looked embarrassed. Three strokes of rice, three strokes of rice. It is limited to three days, and others don't say it, just say that the families of several wives are all in the city. Non-stop, you have to have a day back and forth.

Go for a day, come for a day, and it's two days on the road. No wonder Dong Minfei cried with a sad face and was helpless.

"Lao Dong, I look at it like this, take a shortcut. The waterway is near, so arrange a boat to report the good news. When the land route is near, I arrange to ride a horse to report the good news. If you really can't go, just write a letter and say goodbye

People say they look down on it. Master Liu waved his hand and said lightly.

"Alas, come on, sir, you can rest here! Lao Dong will do the same!" After speaking, he hurriedly scooped up his blue cloth coat, raised his knees and trotted away. The fourth lady looked in front of her

All this, she was speechless. Everyone is in high spirits, she can't keep pouring cold water, right? Besides, Ma Niangniang's words can't help but listen. This woman will not only deliver the baby

。 What she is even better at is knowing your past and present lives, offending her will attract demons and monsters, make your husband and wife discordant, and your family will be ups and downs, and you will not have a good life. It seems that Zhao Chunhua has a little prodigy, already

It's a foregone conclusion. Because, Ma Niangniang knows astronomy and geography. The demons and monsters saw her give way, and the gods greeted her when they saw her, and I had to accept it when I saw it.

So, the fourth wife was unusual: "Ah, I said, Liujiazhuang is very virtuous." People are doing it, and the sky is watching. How could we send a goblin to our house? Zhao Chunhua's child

, it's a prodigy, it's definitely a little prodigy. Everyone saw her change her face faster than turning a book, and they laughed "hahaha" one by one......