705 'Youmei' Milk Tea
When a few girls dug deep into the confession words before Beigong Shuoyue, the voices of several little girls began to be a little erratic, and they seemed to have also fallen into Guo Jinqiu's mode of bringing in.
Under the bright moon, by the river, and on the grass, a man confesses to himself affectionately...... Then start a vigorous, thrilling, dry, earth-shattering, lingering love......
Moreover, in the picture in the minds of the four little girls, the woman who was accused of confession and was pursued was naturally herself, and the man who pursued them had the same face.
After a few girls were in a trance for a while, Ye Meng woke up first, and then asked Zhang Jin curiously with an expectant expression:
"Brother-in-law, what is my sister yours for?"
Ye Meng's sudden words not only woke up the three sisters who were still lingering in their imaginations, but also made Ye Hong's ears flutter. Although Ye Hong was annoyed by Zhang Jin's flowery behavior, in the deepest part of her heart, she still loved Zhang Jin, a stinky man, so of course she still liked to listen to Zhang Jin's sweet words! Hearing her sister ask this question, Ye Hong naturally wanted to listen attentively.
Seeing the five pairs of glowing eyes shooting at him in unison, especially the afterglow swept by Ye Hong, Zhang Jin felt some pressure, so that Zhang Jin's mind was a little blank for a while.
However, his subconscious told himself that at this time, he must not be stumbling or ambiguous, and should give an answer as soon as possible like a conditioned reflex, otherwise Ye Hong will be angry with himself. A woman who is always ready to find fault with herself will definitely say that she is not sincere. Then, from this, a series of charges are derived.
That kind of 'bad' situation is definitely something that Zhang Jin needs to try his best to avoid.
Thereupon. Zhang Jin could only give an answer that would never make a mistake for the first time:
"You don't need to ask! Of course your sister is my wife, and the child will in the future!
This is evidenced by the book, the relationship between the two of us, public and private, reasonable, and legal, is reasonable and legitimate!
And this relationship is by no means an arrangement, it is absolutely agreeable. Absolutely, you and I would like ......."
Just when Zhang Jin, who was open-mouthed, was satisfied with his quick wit, the party Ye Hong. and the four golden flowers of 606, who transformed into a little gossip woman, are not satisfied. Ye Meng even pouted and asked coquettishly:
"Brother-in-law, that's not what I'm talking about? Before, the fat brother compared Yue Wenting's Chihuahua to fine wine, and compared himself to a big drunkard who couldn't live without this kind of wine. I think it's quite sincere.
So I want to know, you take my sister. That is, what did your wife do? ”
Zhang Jin had the time to pretend to be confused before. The brain has already turned a few times, so when the six golden flowers of 606 asked again, Zhang Jin had already found a way to deal with it, and directly gave the answer from the TV commercial:
"Of course your sister is my 'Youyoumei' milk tea!"
Although Zhang Jin's answer is not as original, moving, and even a little cliché as Beigong Shuoyue, it can be regarded as decent. Therefore, a few little girls who were secretly envious in their hearts did not pick thorns. Instead, he sighed with envy:
"The brother-in-law's analogy, though cheesy, is also good! It's like that saying. 'Warm and sweet'. Hey? No, this seems to be an advertisement for stomach medicine, what does that 'Youmei' say? ”
"Stupid, it's 'warm, it's very caring', why don't you say it's 'washing is healthier'? Remember, 'Youmei' means 'the feeling of holding it in the palm of your hand'! ”
"Yes, that's it, 'the feeling of holding it in the palm of your hand'!"
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Just when a few sensual little girls fell into conjecture again, imagining how comfortable it would feel if they were held in the palm of their hands by the 'man who had just confessed by the river', Ye Hong suddenly burst out with a very damaging sentence, shattering all the romantic pictures flying in the minds of the four little girls.
"You stupid girls, you didn't understand what this guy said, you thought about it and fell into this guy's language trap.
What he really wanted to say was that he treated me like his wife. Then, he treated his wife as 'Youmei' milk tea.
The reason why he wants to compare his wife to 'Youyoumei' milk tea is not what you mean about 'the feeling of holding it in the palm of your hand', but another sentence-
Connected end to end, you can circle the earth five times! ”
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Ye Hong's words caused an extremely strong chain reaction. Including Zhang Jin and the four little girls, a whole five people sprayed.
The four little girls naturally burst into laughter, and Zhang Jin also laughed, but it was a bitter smile.
Zhang Jin knows that this woman is still insisting on 'stepping on two boats' to herself and being awkward with herself!
The end is connected to spare the earth five times, how many people are enough? One circle of the earth's equator is 40,000 kilometers, and five circles are 200,000 kilometers, even if they are all long-bodied beauties with a height of 1.7 meters, it will cost 117.6 million women!
Even if Zhang Jin kills so many beauties, he will not be lucky until he dies. Even with Zhang Jin's demon-level quality, he will definitely die without waiting for a fraction of the solution!
You must know that the dignified NBA Emperor Zhang has a record of water, but it is only 20,000 beheadings! Although he Zhang Jin is a little stronger than Emperor Zhang in all aspects, he does not have the atmosphere of 'thinking the world', so how can he be compared with Emperor Zhang?
The record of 20,000 is still out of reach, let alone a record of 2,000 times?
Obviously, Ye Hong, the little girl, really has a deep grudge against Zhang Jin's flower heart!
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Shijie never turns around anyone, even if Zhang Jin has a unique "Three Kingdoms of Martial Arts" system, even if Zhang Jinzhao is more than a mortal and can be called a superman and a demon!
Just when Zhang Jin's gang was comfortably or painfully fulfilling the jihua of 'riding the Sichuan-Tibet line', the Shenzhen market, which was thousands of miles away, was still running at its own pace.
When Zhang Jin, who arrived first, and the two latecomers from Beigong Shuoyue and Yue Wenting, gathered for dinner in Sichuan Mansion, Secretary Ma Fugui and Ma Da, who had been shuanggui because of Zhang Jin, also dined in the canteen of the Shenzhen Party School, under the surveillance of several pairs of eyes.
When the master chef who served the meal for Secretary Ma in the canteen put down one meat and one vegetable, two dishes and one soup on the table one by one, he whispered behind the direction of the monitor:
"Secretary Qi asked me to give you a little letter, Mayor Lan has stopped moving, and there is nothing he can do! I hope you'll be prepared! ”
After speaking, the master who was in charge of serving the soup and cloth vegetables left as if nothing happened. And Secretary Ma Da, who was sitting at the table, although he was as silent as if he hadn't heard it, his heart suddenly waved, and his eyes were even darker.
Secretary Qi in the mouth of this master Fu is a relatively low-ranking deputy secretary in the city, in charge of the construction of the party and the masses, and now the party school he is in is within his shili range. At the same time, he is also one of the colleagues who has the deepest relationship with Ma Fugui in the officialdom! The two of them have 'sincerely cooperated' several times, but they have 'earned' a lot of money!
Although this Secretary Qi does not have a deep background, and his foundation is even worse than that of Secretary Ma, it can be regarded as a hardcore alliance with Secretary Ma Da who 'shared the dirt together'!
The chef Ma Fugui also knew that although his position was not high, he was indeed Secretary Qi's person. And it is said that he is also a relative of Secretary Qi who is not too far away.
For him to speak for Secretary Qi, it is naturally very credible!
The mayor of Lan University, who has a deep background, is already a lifesaver for the secretary of the University of Malaysia, Zuihou. In the past few days, the reason why Secretary Ma Da has been able to withstand the inquiries of the working group of the Commission for Discipline Inspection again and again is because he still holds this glimmer of hope, hoping that the mayor of Lan University can save himself from the sea of misery before he is investigated.
But now, this Zuihou's life-saving straw has drifted away, and the glimmer of hope for Secretary Zuihou has been dashed!
In other words, Secretary Ma Da's original hope that he could end the examination safely and return to his original post has become completely impossible. With the ability of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, even if he bites to death, how long can he cover up without foreign aid to help him hide from the world?
Paper can't hold fire, there is no impermeable wall in the world!
Those things that are quite thoughtful, if someone on it helps cover the lid, it will definitely be able to leak. However, once there is no liliang above, if you check it carefully, it will definitely be full of loopholes and will not stand up to scrutiny.
Therefore, Secretary Ma, who had always held on to hope and tried his best to calm down, was completely panicked now! I felt that my neck was dry and tight, as if a noose was being put around there, slowly tightening.
The reason why Secretary Qi would take the risk to pass on the word to himself was that Ma Fugui knew it very clearly. Secretary Qi represents not only himself, but also a group of colleagues who are also quite related to him.
The philosophy of officialdom is that you can't eat alone, but you must have equal interests. In the process of climbing to today's high position, there are not a few officials who are in the same stream as him. Nowadays, there are also many people who are sitting in high positions.
Under the criss-crossing of various interests, pull out the radish and bring out the mud. As long as you loosen your mouth, a crooked mouth will definitely cause a large number of people to suffer with you.
Therefore, they came in this time, in fact, they wanted to tell themselves that it was best to confess as soon as possible, close the case as soon as possible, and carry all the things that can be resisted by themselves. It's good for everyone, at least these people who are kept by themselves because of their tight mouths will be grateful to themselves.
In that case, it doesn't matter if you go to jail or eat guns. Your family will be taken care of by these people who are grateful to you, and if you bite indiscriminately, you and your family will never end well! (To be continued......)