Immortal cultivator

Dance!

I'm really not good at it, since I was a child, I have always lived at the bottom of society in my previous life, and the money I earned was just enough to eat by myself, so where did I have the time, money, and energy to learn what dance? If the big shark Shaquille. O'Neill scooped this to prank me, I'm going to make a big fool of myself.

But today is my wedding day, I have to make my wedding a happy memory, I can't let myself be a clown at my wedding.

I was trying to think about what I could do, trying to think of the easy to learn dances, hoping that I would be able to cope with the upcoming spoof.

Ivanka. Trump was looking at me, expecting my answer. Seeing that I had been frowning for a long time without the slightest reaction, he asked with concern, "Okay?" If it doesn't work, I'll ask my father to give it to David. Stern made a call and asked David. Stern and the big shark Shaquille. O'Neill said? ”

I looked at Ivanka. Trump, looking at her concerned look, I almost agreed to Ivanka. Trump. I was a little ashamed, a little ashamed to the point of death. As a man, a man who stands up to the sky, in the face of these things, he can only hide behind his own woman and rely on his woman's relationship to settle these bad problems, which makes me feel ashamed.

I shook my head and motioned to Ivanka. Trump don't worry, sue her and I can handle these things.

"What dance do you do? Waltz? Tango? Foxtrot? Quickstep? Hip-hop is also a success! I'll go to the musician and ask him to play your familiar dance music for a while...... "Ivanka. Trump saw that I refused. He asked with concern.

What kind of dance will you dance? What waltz? What tango? What foxtrot? These dances. I've heard it, I've seen it, but I've never learned it, and as for the familiar dance music, I remember the "Gangnam Sty1E" that Psy back then......

My heart shrouded in thick fog suddenly brightened, isn't "Gangnam Sty1E" the famous horse riding dance? When horse riding dance was popular all over the world, didn't my group of security guards still take themselves together at night to shoot a horse riding dance video in the business hall of a securities company? It's just that the vague ones were really bad later, and they didn't upload it.

"Ivanka! I think I know what I'm supposed to dance in a minute! I said slowly. Although dancing was like walking crab steps in my previous life, I have studied horseback dancing for a few days after all, and I am quite familiar with it. I'm confident that I'll be able to fool around.

Yes! Just fool around! A dance that has never been done before. If you don't have any references, you'll definitely be able to fool around.

"What dance music is needed?" Ivanka. Trump asked.

"I think I need to compose a dance music myself now......" I looked down at Ivanka. Trump said seriously.

"You can compose music?" Ivanka. Trump asked, surprised, with a look of disbelief.

"Nope! This is a dance that my teacher once taught me to dance, and he once told me about the arrangement of this dance. I think I can cope with this. "I moved out of my teacher, out of my teacher who had never saved a zài, but who had always been very versatile.

The pen and paper were quickly scooped up by the waiter, and I stood in front of the bar and wrote down the dance music in my head. Trump stood beside me, looking at the musical characters slowly drawn out by my pen, his brow furrowed and relieved......

Another dance ended, and Reggie. Miller scooped the microphone and walked to the center of the stage, coughing lightly. He cleared his voice and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Reggie. Miller, the Reggie you're familiar with. Miller, today I'm here as an NBA player representative for Ivanka. Trump and Kwame. Brown's wedding, on behalf of all the NBA players, I would like to extend my message to Ivanka. Trump and Kwame. Brown congratulated ......"

Reggie. Miller yelled shamelessly, smeared gold on his face as an NBA player representative, and kept saying words of blessing, but I knew it was just the beginning of him. He's going to drive me crazy when he's done.

But I was wrong, and of course temporarily, because Reggie. Miller didn't mention my name at the end of this time, but instead put Shaquille. O'Neill pushed to the forefront:

"To congratulate them, we choreographed a set of dances. Hospitalized, they will have a happy marriage and a happy life in the days to come......"

"Come on! Welcome the big sharks from Los Angeles with our warm applause and give our bride and groom a hot shark dance......"

Accompanied by Reggie. Miller's very magnetic voice. Big shark in Kevin. Garnett and Tim. It's a very cool appearance under Duncan's protection. Under the illumination of the lights, a very energetic shark dance begins.

Big shark Shaquille. O'Neal's dancing has always been a repertoire of the All-Star Game, and Shaquille has been seen at the All-Star Game every year for the past few years. O'Neill appeared on stage shaking his huge buttocks, and with his very exaggerated movements, everyone in the audience was hooked.

Today is no exception, big sharks. Shaquille's hot dance has pushed the atmosphere of the whole wedding party to **, if the back can't be a little higher, then this is **.

A dance ends. Reggie. Miller scooped the microphone and stepped forward and pointed the microphone at Shaquille. O'Neill's mouth asked enthusiastically, "Shaq!" Your dancing is fantastic! You're my idol, can I ask, who did you learn to dance? ”

Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill grinned and began to play: "The reason why my dancing is so good is because I have a good teacher, and my teacher's dancing is better than mine, definitely several grades better than me!" ”

"May I ask who your teacher is?" Reggie. Miller smirked.

"My teacher is far away. Sight. He is the most famous center in NBA history - Kwame. Brown. "Shaquille. O'Neill shouted loudly in a long voice.

"Now welcome our handsome and dashing groom officer, Kwamei. Mr. Brown danced to show his gratitude to all the guests! "Reggie. Miller was shouting loudly, and under his very incendiary language, all the people applauded enthusiastically, and all of them thought that this was a specially arranged show, and all of them would not have thought that I was being.

Jermaine. O'Neill and Ben. Wallace and the two of them don't know when they have appeared behind me when Reggie. As soon as Miller's voice fell, two men stretched out four hands and struck me behind my back, and I staggered to the center of the stage.

"Let's welcome our bridegroom to a ......lively dance with more enthusiastic applause," said Reggie. Miller continued to shout loudly.

The applause was even louder, and I was cornered. Although there was a long preparation. But I still don't want to show off my bad dancing in front of everyone.

I stretched out my hand to signal everyone to calm down, then scooped a microphone from the service staff and said quietly: "Today is me and Ivanka. On Trump's big day, I was very excited. I am especially excited that so many friends have come today to help me and Ivanka. Trump congratulated him, and I don't know what to say to be grateful, but here I will use a dance to express my heartfelt thanks to you, wishing you good health and all the best in the days to come......" I bowed deeply, and when I straightened up, I scooped a pair of sunglasses from my pocket to dress myself up, and then waved to the bandleader, and a familiar stirring music immediately sounded.

Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill was dumbfounded, Reggie. Miller was also dumbfounded. I hadn't jumped yet, but the two of them had already felt the failure of their scheme.

Half-crouching, I grabbed the reins like a knight on a horse, and swung my whip, my feet touching the ground like horses' hooves.

I don't know if I'm dancing well now, but from the perspective of my dance study career in the previous life, compared to Uncle Bird, I definitely can't be a dish.

But the current Uncle Bird doesn't know how to mix in that pimple! Now I am the original creator of this horse riding dance, and I enjoy the absolute copyright of this dance.

Everyone was stunned! Those of them who have seen the world are accustomed to waltzing, tango, foxtrot, mechanical dance, lock dance, flick dance, free dance. But they've never seen this dance I've ever danced, and they're blown away by this new dance!

Laughed!

Everyone laughed! They laughed so hard that they were stingy with applause, just a big laugh.

Reggie. Miller, Shaquille. O'Neill and the two of them were clutching their bellies. I laughed so hard that tears came out.

Ivanka. Trump's mouth was half-open, and there were black lines on his face. Even she felt like I had messed up our wedding.

Maybe it's really me who can't dance! But it's already started, I decided to dance for a while, although I will be ridiculed, but I have created a dance genre, and I will become a grandmaster!

I started yelling, ignoring the people who were laughing at me, and whispered in the original Korean, and in the midst of the laughter of the crowd, I made myself more unrestrained.

A few minutes passed quickly.

I followed the beat of the music and shouted, "? (My brother is Gangnam sty1e)!" My body stopped abruptly and ended my dance moves like psy in a very cool way.

"Hah...... You're amazing! You're amazing! "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill hugged me and smiled, "What kind of dance are you?" It's just so cool! Haha......"

"Horse Dance!" I pushed Shaquille away from the hanging on me. O'Neill said coldly.

"It's really laughing at me...... What do you look like...... What do you look like...... It's really funny! "Big shark. Shaquille. O'Neill was still laughing, and he was laughing at my performance with his laugh.

But the appearance of another person messed up the big shark Shaquille. O'Neill's scoff.

"Kwame! You're famous again! "Great director. Spike. Lee appeared in front of me.

"Huh?" I was a little annoyed that I had been embarrassed when I heard this.

"Your horse ball will be Michael. The most popular dance after Jackson! Interested in letting me make a music video for you? "Spike. Li lifted his glasses and said seriously.

"What do you say? Spike! "Big shark Shaquille. O'Neill towards Spike. Lee roared loudly, his voice full of unwillingness and disbelief......

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