Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Uninvited Guest
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"You must be thinking now, how can there be such an angel? Come on, you're the least qualified person to think so. Sigma dug her nostrils, crossed her legs together, and said lazily, "Even a paladin like you has it, and it's not so strange that Heaven Mountain is so big that a strange angel occasionally appears." ”
Gilly was certainly not stupid enough to believe Sigma's words.
However, her heart, which was unwilling to be lonely because the seal was lifted, was indeed ready to move.
Therefore, there is a saying that the embankment of a thousand miles collapsed in the anthill, and Sigma accidentally turned on a switch in her heart, making Jili for the first time in her life to vent a lot of yellow jokes to a person unscrupulously, presumably this feeling made this yellow joke knight feel very happy. Obviously, the fragile human heart is not satisfied, and the greed is endless, Jili does not seem to feel satisfied, but wants to make more yellow jokes to more people, but because of his identity, he used the strong willpower of the paladin to suppress the urge to throw the festival, but through Sigma's teasing, this mind is ready to move.
If...... I mean, if this Miss Athena really is one of those free-spirited angels, then we should be very good friends. So...... A little tentative? There shouldn't be any problem......
Sigma saw her hesitation and stupidity, smiled secretly in her heart, and didn't say anything more, after all, if you talk too much, you will lose, don't let this little girl show any clues.
After a while, the sound of brisk footsteps came from outside the door, and Athena walked in with a small bookcase.
Seeing the bookcase, Ji Li's eyes suddenly lit up, and she instinctively wanted to get up to meet it, but was held down by Sigma: "Don't worry, you can't read here." Take it back when you go and lend it to you for a few days. ”
Ji Li couldn't hear what he was saying, but nodded instinctively, her eyes staring at the bookcase motionlessly, her obsessive expression made people can't help but feel that even if Sigma said something like "be my own" at this moment, Ji Li would definitely subconsciously nod yes.
Sigma reached out and slapped the paladin's head, "Saliva is pouring out." ”
Ji Li was woken up by the knife in her hand, only to realize her gaffe, she panicked, opened her mouth and asked, "What is the book?" ”
"Of course, it's some story books, Athena has seen them." Sigma pointed to the innocent-looking angel, who was stunned, then smiled at Ji Li and nodded vigorously, "Well, it's beautiful!" ”
…… You really showed the angel the little yellow book! And the other party seems to like it very much! Could it be that Athena was really one of those open-minded alien angels?
Gilly looked at Sigmar, and the necromancer gave her a big smile, this smile was sunny and not a little intriguing, but the more this happened, the more Kiri instinctively felt that something seemed to be wrong.
"If you don't dislike it, let's stay and eat at noon today." Sigma patted her chest and said naturally, "Today I came to cook for myself, and a few days ago, I sent some seafood from home, and I will cook you a luxurious meal!" ”
When Athena heard this, she was a little excited, and smiled beside her: "Does Sigma cook?" I'm looking forward to it. ”
Looking at the angel's innocent smile, and then looking at the box of mysterious books, Jili's heart was at war between heaven and man, and in the end, the idea of "it won't be good to test it" took over, and she said to Athena casually: "Sigma is cooking?" A seafood feast? Is it braised abalone with large sausages? ”
Oh, oh, oh, I knew you were going to have to use abalone stalks when it comes to seafood dinners! Sure enough, I expected it! You yellow paladin!
Sigma cheered loudly in his heart, applauding his wit, and he succeeded in inducing Gilly to read the devised lines according to the script he had planned.
Then, in the next step, the pure Athena must not understand the evil meaning of the large sausage and abalone, but it doesn't matter, according to Athena's natural personality of eating food, she will definitely answer like this......
"Sausages? I've eaten sausages, but they're very thick, and I need to take small bites......" Athena looked curious, "but I've never eaten abalone, I heard that there is a lot of juice?" ”
Oh oh oh oh Even if Athena was only judging the food and was curious about it, Kelly's sullen paladin would definitely be associated with the aspect of the yellow joke! In this way, even if Athena doesn't understand what a yellow joke is, her words are standard yellow in Jili's opinion!
Sure enough, there was a moment of surprise on Jili's expression.
Well, in the next words, Ji Li will definitely continue to talk about yellow jokes, and I will fan the flames next to me when the time comes...... Well, that's right, the plan was carried out smoothly under our design, and when Jili's yellow joke became extremely obscene, Athena would perceive the truth in an instant, and the ashamed angel would break through the seal again and show a fallen posture, and then I could logically buckle the black cauldron that lured the angel to fall on the body of this yellow joke paladin, this is a big handle, I can't help but be obedient, I must let this woman give me when the time comes...... Well, as long as she's not refreshing the lower limit.
Just as Sigma was proud of his wit, a majestic but peaceful voice came from outside the house.
"Your Highness Sigma, forgive me for being uninvited. I heard that Knight Killie accepted your invitation, so I, an old man, have the cheekiness to think that you have forgiven the Holy See for your faux pas, so I came uninvited, can you let me in? Bishop Harry's voice was calm and courteous, "I'm sorry to visit, but please understand the urgency of an old man who has dedicated his life to the Light to meet the angels. ”
Harry? Sigma's face suddenly sank, and she looked at Jili for the first time.
The paladin was also surprised, and now Sigma looked at him questioningly, and said solemnly, "I don't know about this. ”
Sigma nodded noncommittally, if Kirie wasn't lying, it would only mean that Harry had lost his face to a certain extent. He was afraid that after receiving the news about Jili, he would come directly to block the door in a hurry, and since Sigma had allowed Jili to come to the door, he could not turn away the cardinal with a higher status, otherwise he would be slapping the priest in the face - this is also a conspiracy carried out in a dignified manner under the rules of the game.
Misguided...... I underestimated the old guy's IQ and thickness.
Sigma shook her head and said, "Of course, please come in, Your Excellency. See those two vegetable patches overgrown with vines? Please walk from there, and the vines will form a floating path that will send you directly in......"
“…… Hey, hey! Kelly and Athena glared at the same time, they both knew how dangerous those two vegetable patches were.
Unexpectedly, Bishop Harry laughed and said, "Don't make such a joke with the old man......"
Hearing this, Sigma's fists clenched quietly.
Doubts rose in his mind.
How would he know that the vegetable patch outside my house could not be entered?
Although there were many people in the academy who knew the dangers and secrets of the vegetable garden, they obviously would not tell a priest they did not know about it......
, interesting.
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PS1: Update complete, ask for recommendation votes. Well, okay, I'm going to enter the serious plot of this volume from now on, but I'm a little scared, so I have to take my time, learn the lessons of the first volume, and make the serious plot as interesting and reasonable as possible...... Well, I'm a novice in this area, so I can only ask you to be a little more patient, and I will try to do it well.
PS2: Well, some friends think that the salary of the paladin nine gold coins a year is too little, this, a lot, after all, nine gold coins is 90,000 copper coins, which can be regarded as 90,000 yuan here for us, and this salary is quite high for the thrifty priests. In addition, the Holy See is still in charge of food and housing, can be divided into rooms, there are benefits, five insurances and one housing fund, and free medical services, the annual bonus is paid in full, and there are pension and job introduction arrangements after retirement...... Hey, who's knocking on the door so late? Pass this chapter first, and see how to ......