Volume 1 [096] Strange exam papers

After the distribution of the spoils, the girls went offline one after another.

The white-clothed swordsman also returned to the character selection screen and re-logged in to the character "Thousand Miles of Sky Woman".

As soon as I entered the game, I received a system prompt: "You have a new unread letter......

When I opened the email, Su Su of the Goddess Alliance left a message: "Congratulations to Your Excellency for passing the preliminary test, please arrive at 633 and 187 of Peach Blossom Island before dark today for the retest, if you fail to arrive before dark, it will be regarded as abstaining." โ€

Gao Chao Chrysanthemum tightened, this time he played the trumpet and played Dafa, and almost missed the business.

It's already past four o'clock in the afternoon, and it's not far from getting dark.

And the Goddess Alliance will really pick a place, Peach Blossom Island, which is the territory of the Eastern Evil Yellow Medicine Master, which can be called one of the most dangerous places in Condor Shijie. If Kunshen remembers correctly, the lowest-level little monsters on Peach Blossom Island are equivalent to players in the "master realm", and when idle players run there, the end is to play lanterns in the pit - looking for death.

Thinking about it, how could such a dangerous map not be a test for the Goddess Alliance?

Regardless of what is hidden in the coordinate points of Peach Blossom Island 633 and 187, just single-handedly entering Peach Blossom Island is a difficult test for the candidates. At this stage, the average player was killed in seconds as soon as he set foot on Peach Blossom Island, let alone run to the depths of Peach Blossom Island to take the retest.

Fortunately, Kunshen is not an ordinary player, he performed the stunt of pressing the bottom of the box, and sneaked into Peach Blossom Island with the coquettish pace that is unparalleled in the world, and did not encounter any obstacles along the way, there is a kind of unimpeded rush.

Successfully arriving at the coordinate points of 633 and 187, Kun Shen raised his vigilance, and out of a master's intuition, he felt several pairs of eyes staring at him nearby. After a while, he found that there was no malice in those eyes, and it was estimated that the girls of the Goddess Alliance were secretly investigating him, and he didn't break it, and walked to the agreed place.

The coordinate points of 633 and 187 are actually an elegantly shaped pavilion on Peach Blossom Island, with a stone table and several stone benches in the pavilion. On the stone table, there is a pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

Niang Xipi, you won't let Lao Tzu chant poems and paint, right?

Looking at the rice paper on the table, Kunshen really felt the pressure this time.

A literary man like him can chant poetry, but painting is mysterious, he has no talent in this area at all, let alone doing Chinese painting? Not to mention painting, he can't even write with a brush, and when he sees the black brush on the table, Kunshen is a bit of a master.

Walking over to the paper and looking at it, Kunshen's legs trembled slightly, and he almost fell off the stone bench.

The so-called "retest" turned out to be answering the question on that piece of rice paper. Strictly speaking, that piece of paper is an exam paper, but the exam questions on it can make the examiners under the all-day dynasty exam-oriented education feel sad and indignant. There are a total of ten questions on the exam paper, and none of them are conventional.

Seeing these questions, the first reaction of normal people is: This is deliberately amusing me, right?

Brother Ku quickly calmed down, there is no doubt that this test paper is the assessment he will face today. It is not unreasonable that no man has passed the assessment of the Goddess Alliance for more than ten years, and in the face of this bizarre and simply mischievous assessment, many men have long been driven crazy.

Kunshen clenched tightly, lost in thought.

The ten questions are all question and answer questions, and the first question is relatively normal:

"Please write down more than three film and television drama roles that you like the most."

Kun Shen wrote, "James? Bond, T-Bag, Mama Yung. โ€

Question 2: "Please write about three or more fiction characters that you admire the most." โ€

Kun Shen wrote hard: "Tian Boguang, Ouyang Ke, Wei Xiaobao." โ€

Question 3: "Please write more than three of your favorite anime characters." โ€

Kunshen replied with a pen: "Sanji, Hideyoshi Onizuka, Feather Fang, Sakuragi Hanamichi." โ€

Question 4: "Please write down the external characteristics of the opposite sex that you care about the most." โ€

This time, Kunshen thought about it for a while and wrote a long list: "Beautiful face, small mouth, big breasts, thin waist, hips, long legs...... It's not over yet, Gao Chao specially added a sentence PS: Is powder fungus an external feature? If counted, powder fungus is preferred...... Re PS: If it's not powder fungus, the mouth is preferred, and the front and back can't help but be the best. โ€

Question 5: "If you found a purse on the street, would you?" โ€

Brother Ku replied: "It depends on the amount of money in the wallet, if it is less than five hundred yuan, I will hand it over to the police, and if it is more than five hundred, I will consider embezzling it." โ€

Question 6: "If you met a beautiful woman on a desert island, would you be?" โ€

Kunshen struggled inwardly for a moment and replied, "I will be her!" โ€

Question 7: "Please briefly describe your plans for the near future." โ€

Kunshen replied, "My immediate plan is to join the Goddess Alliance. โ€

Question 8: "If you joined us, what do you think you would bring to us?" โ€

In the face of such a sharp question, Kunshen replied sharply: "I can bring you a man." โ€

Question 9: "Please elaborate on your attitude towards life." โ€

Kunshen's answer was resolute: "It's very simple, three words - just do it!" โ€

After writing, he found that he was not rigorous in reviewing the questions, and almost made an oolong incident, and there was a parentheses behind this set of questions, which read: (The content must not be less than 50 words).

So Brother Ku secretly scolded his mother, and added later: "Any man who provokes me, I will pull them into the corner and knock them over with my fists; Anyone who provokes me, I pull them to the bed and them with that talk! Just one word, I'll only say it once, that's my attitude towards life! โ€

Question 10: "Please tell us about the dream you have hidden in your heart." โ€

This time, Kunshen didn't rush to answer, he looked at the sunset on Peach Blossom Island and pretended to be melancholy.

The wind on the island was very strong, blowing his messy hair, and he hummed a song: "Let youth blow your long hair and let it pull your dreams, and before you know it, the history of this city has remembered your smile......"

This song "Dream Chaser" is very appropriate, and what he has to do at this moment is to write down the dream in his heart.

The seven-year prison life did not extinguish his dream, but strengthened the dream in his heart.

Dreams have never faded with time, but will only become more and more dazzling under the tempering of time.

Today, it's finally time to announce the biggest dream in his heart, even if all shijie thinks that Cool Brother Fat is daydreaming, even if all the defenders stand on the moral high ground to criticize him, he still wants to say this dream out loud, and then work hard for this dream.

The more Kunshen thought about it, the more excited he became, and then he wrote in crooked and slanted font: "My dream is to buy a small island in the Pacific Ocean, build a palace on the island, and live with the girls I like and like me." There, there are no rules to bind us, no poisonous tongue to slander us, no villains to hinder us. I hope to face the sea with them every day, and the flowers will bloom in spring. โ€

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