Chapter 344: The Heavenly Lolicon

Are there prostitutes in this city?

That's right, it was the famous wife who said this.

Among the widely circulated stories of the Three Kingdoms in his previous life, Sigma admired Cao Wei the most, not for anything else, but because the Cao family was quite sincere and calm with their own desires, which was very much in line with the appetite of the necromancer.

Why? You must know that in ancient times, there was usually an emotional sustenance in the names given by the elders to their sons and nephews, such as the two sons of Brother Beibei, Liu Feng and Liu Chan, together they are Feng Chan, and the intention of wanting to be the boss is obvious, and then for example, the two sons of the father-in-law, Sun Quan and Sun Ce, together are Quan Ce, and they know that they are very dishonest at a glance.

Pretty sullen two dads, right.

Compared with them, the name of the Cao clan obviously carries more honest and beautiful feelings.

Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang.

He is really a loyal and simple person, and the family is all good people.

It is precisely because of such frankness and honesty that the boss can be very domineering and straightforward, and ask if there is a big sister in this city.

Of course, it is very regrettable that Boss Cao paid a heavy price for his honesty and straightforwardness and his wife's hobby - he slept with a wife, but did not consider the feelings of the wife's nephew, so Zhang Xiu turned back and Brother Apo fiercely, so that Boss Cao first folded the general Dian Wei, and then died the eldest son heir......

After suffering such a big loss, Brother Apu learned a lesson and seemed to be honest for a while, but the gravity of the earth could not bind the soul of a gentleman, and more than ten years later, Boss Cao's old state germinated. The soul of the wife's control burned again.

The question is whether this time he has a crush on Jiangdong's two wives at the same time, or twins......

But if you think about it. can still understand Boss Cao's mentality, one of these twin wives is a little widow. The other husband is a handsome guy, for a domineering ugly brother like Brother Apu, who is not tall or handsome, such a wife must be quite emotional, and it is rumored that they are still Lori wife twins, which is the ultimate dream of a great gentleman......

Although the excited Brother Apu was in his brain, he still remembered the lesson of Wancheng back then, so he was fully prepared and went south with a large number of younger brothers, saying that Lao Tzu had so many people. The advantage is so big that it can't be done, kill first and then rob, don't leave any troubles, and you won't repeat the mistakes of Wancheng, right?

Then, the army of 830,000 was gone.

This story tells us that it is wrong to think about other people's wives casually, and it also illustrates a deeper truth - think about it. Sun Ce married Da Qiao, Lori's wife, and then died obediently and was killed by the assassin's poisoned arrow, and Zhou Yu married Er Qiao...... Oh no, little Joe, this Lori wife. Then because Yu appeared in the show, he was angry to death, and Boss Cao was worried about these two Lori wives. Because of the east wind of the evil sect, he was confused by the Sun and Liu coalition forces......

The reason why these three loliticons will fail. It seems to be a calculation of people's hearts, but it is actually due to fate. In fact, the reason for their fame is not the vicious assassination of the assassins, not the conspiracy of Zhuge Liang, nor the El Niño phenomenon of the cheating father-these are just appearances, and the most fundamental reason is actually the conspiracy of the Heavenly Dao! Because their evil hobby has aroused the hostility of Providence, they have encountered the fate of this pit father!

That's right! The most profound truth that this story tells us is actually the Lolicon!

Sure enough, it's still a good sisterism, and it's a good sister......

In a short period of time, a considerable amount of information has been circulating in Sigma's brain, and he once again dialectically analyzed the benefits of the big-breasted and long-legged royal sister, and strengthened his beliefs.

However, he seems to have overlooked a stern question.

Boss Cao said the words "Are there prostitutes in this city?", and a very terrible thing happened.

And he, Uncle Sigma, said the same thing......

As soon as this thought arose, the necromancer felt a pain in his lower abdomen, and the fragrant breeze in front of him blew, and Ji Li's expressionless pretty face was close in front of him, and the right fist of the Yellow Duan Paladin was sinking deep into Sigma's lower abdomen.

"Looking for a big sister? Why don't you let me play some new tricks with you? Ji Li squinted her eyes and sneered, "Abdominal, do you like it?" ”

“…… I always feel that your shaky S value has risen outrageously these days. ”

"Who made you always say crazy things regardless of the occasion." The paladin muttered, and after helping Sigma up, he patted him on the face again, "Don't be delusional, Cloudsdale is a place where the Holy Light shines, how can there be such a place." ”

When Sigma heard this, he said angrily, "What kind of place is that kind of place?" Do you despise that kind of place? ”

Ji Li said helplessly: "Most of those who do that kind of thing are forced to make a living, although we priests can't take care of the idle affairs on the mainland, but at least in Cloud City, there will be no such thing as a girl being forced to sell her body." So don't be delusional, brothels or something, there is no soil for survival in Cloudsdale at all. ”

The necromancer frowned, "Don't you even have the lowest-level secret prostitution house?" ”

"......" Hearing this, Ji Li kicked Sigma's calf a few times, and said angrily, "Even if you are hungry and thirsty, you don't have to be hungry to eat this kind of thing, do you even want to go to that kind of place!?" ”

Sigma looked at her fixedly, wondering, "Why do you keep saying that you are angry at my hunger, but there is a stinky and shameless smell from all over your body, 'Are you blind and don't you see the big beauty in front of you?'" ”

"Die!" Jili was instantly furious, and a whip leg slammed into Sigma's lower three ways, "You deserve to be a virgin!" ”

Sigma laughed and avoided it, "Die of this heart, even if you want to me, I won't agree to it now." If you roll the sheets with me, get rid of the old virgin's hat, and end your wish, and have no regrets, you will surely fight like a mad dog in the next deal with the Temple, regardless of life and death......"

"Stinky beauty! Flatter yourself! Ji Li raised her eyebrows and sneered, "Actually, you have a lustful heart and no lustful guts!" ”

"Hmm...... If I had to give a real reason...... "Sigma touched her chin, "It's the first time I'm going to do it with a sexy big sister with big breasts and long legs......"

The paladin wanted to chase after him, but Sigma had already hid three meters away. She snorted, "So you're looking for a sexy big sister with long legs and big breasts in a low-level secret prostitute house that is secretly in business?" ”

"You're wrong again...... Sigma sighed earnestly, "Kelly." As a paladin, it's not okay to be as colored as you. When you think of brothels, you want to be crooked...... I mean, since ancient times, brothels have undoubtedly been one of the most chaotic places in terms of the flow of people, especially the lower the brothel, the more chaotic it is, and it is undoubtedly the best place to hide, you know? ”

If it was Kiri a few months ago, I'm afraid I would have been deceived by Sigma's appearance. It's a pity that after being with him for such a long time, the Yellow Duanzi Paladin has long been aware of all the skills of this fang-of course, including this "serious nonsense".

"Having said all that, I just want to go in and have a look."

"Look what's wrong! Look what's wrong! Sigma shouted, "I'm just going to see, can't I see!" Damn, from childhood to adulthood, whether it is a top big field in the imperial capital or a small restaurant in a small town, whether it is sneaking in with makeup or with people, you can walk in at most fifty steps. There is no old bustard who cries and grabs the ground or the person in charge who pleads with a pleading face begging me to let them live, and I can't even look at it on donkey day! I haven't even seen the face of the big sister! ”

Jiri shuddered at Sigma's wistful look - something suddenly occurred to her.

It is said that it is very difficult to break through the legend from the Holy Domain. To be able to transcend the Holy is to break through the shackles of the soul of a top-notch being, and to be able to go one step further at the peak of the Holy Realm and reach the ultimate realm of the Father. It is a peerless powerhouse that is unique in a hundred. Among the billions of beings on the nine planets, there are very few who can take the final step. Because breaking through the legend from the peak of the Sanctuary Realm, the most important thing is no longer talent. It is no longer hard work, no longer accumulation, but a little bit of opportunity and opportunity like fate.

The method of achieving a legend is simply indescribable, even with the wisdom of the legendary powerhouses, they can't use words to describe this path and the method of arrival, they can only tell their own experience to future generations - the promotion legend is not so much a breakthrough, but a matter of course, someone kills the enemy who fought with them all their lives, and advances to the legend, someone completely gives up the hatred in their hearts, and advances to the legend, someone creates a magic guide device that condenses countless efforts, and someone develops a new powerful super forbidden spell, Some people because of great love, some people because of protection...... There are many ways, everyone has a legendary path, but they all have one thing in common, that is, they have solved the attachment that has plagued them for a long time.

And Sigma ......

The corners of Kelly's eyes twitched, and she looked at Sigma with a sad and indignant expression - is this opportunity to become a legend, is it to go wild in brothels all over the continent, until she is satisfied, and then automatically advance?

Or rather...... After a lot of layout planning, he finally summoned a terrifying sea of frenzy to flood the entire Atlas, Sigma looked at the teachers and students who fled in fear, and laughed wildly at the sky, so that it was a matter of course and became a legend?

If that's the case, it's a shame for the entire human race, such a legendary powerhouse.

“…… I always feel like you're thinking about something that's pretty rude. ”

Ji Li tugged at the corners of her mouth, just wanted to explain, and then she felt it and looked up into the distance.

It seemed that the fight and stop between the two of them here had attracted the attention of others, and the three knights of the Judgment held down the hilt of their swords and walked cautiously to this side: "Please stand still, don't move, we have something to ask you......"

Sigma and Kelly looked at each other - it was clear that martial law had begun in the Holy See.

After approaching, the knight at the head recognized Ji Li, and it could be seen that this knight goddess was very prestigious among the middle and low-level priests, especially the paladins, and after seeing the real person, although the three young paladins saluted very seriously and their expressions were meticulous, their excited eyes had already betrayed them...... Listening to the respectful and nervous greetings of the three of them, as well as Kelly's pretended serious replies and encouragement, Sigma tried to keep her face from laughing.

My yellow shackles paladin can't be so serious, my yellow shackles paladin can't be so serious......

I thought that after Ji Li revealed her identity, the knights would leave, but after greeting each other, the eyes of the trial knights still fell on Sigma: "This gentleman ......"

Ji Li deliberately said, "This is my guest and friend, there will be no problem." ”

"No, according to the order, we must check and question every stranger, even your guests." The Judge Knight's expression immediately became stern, and it could be seen that he was very nervous, and he was afraid that his attitude would anger Ji Li, but after weighing it, he still made the choice to fulfill his duties, "Sir, please ......"

Sigma shrugged his shoulders, took out the special pass that the Pope had given him from his pocket, and handed it to the knight in front of him.

The Holy See's special pass was very particular, from the material of the paper and the pattern on the paper, to the use of handwriting and the use of seals, there were special rules, and the Knights of the Inquisition had obviously received relevant instructional training, recognized it as genuine, and after checking that it was correct, they saluted Sigma: "Sorry, Your Excellency, we are just doing our business. ”

"I'm glad to see that you're all doing your duty, worthy of being a paladin." Sigma nodded, "It's not the same as usual, so be careful." ”

After seeing off the three young knights, Gilly said with some pride, "Our people are not bad. ”

After showing off a little, the paladin was worried, "Why did the Holy See give you a letter of introduction?" Although it is very convenient, these three knights will definitely report the matter, and in this case, the news will definitely circulate in the information system of the Holy See - Gilly is wandering around Cloudsdale with a young man with a letter of introduction from the Holy See, and a slightly smarter person will immediately think of your identity, and if there is a traitor in the Holy See, you will be discovered......"

Sigma laughed lewdly - this was something that Gilly could have thought of, how could he and the Pope not think of it? These two sluts will make a plan on their own, and at this moment, in the information circulation system within the Holy See, everyone who handles this piece of news will definitely be paid more attention, as long as the undercover agent of the temple is a little unable to hold his breath, he will be found out at once.

After explaining it to Kelly, the paladin was speechless: "You guys really smell like each other." ”

"It's called like-mindedness, sympathy, you know." Sigma said disdainfully, "Okay, since there are no brothels, take me around Cloudsdale...... First of all, I'll have to take a field look at your Holy See's emergency response mechanism, and then list some suggestions for improvement, and to be honest, after seeing those three Knights of Judgment, I think you guys are quite amateurish. ”

"Amateur?" Ji Li was very dissatisfied, "From the time they found us, to the time they slowly approached, and even after they recognized me, Yiqiē's expression was perfect, neither lax nor strict, very decent!" ”

"Very decent, very dedicated, but do you think that with this group of patrolling paladins you can find the bandits who carry the light of destruction?" Sigma shook her head, "I don't know how the Temple is going to bring in the Light of Destruction...... But I can be sure that whoever carries the bomb is, whenever he comes in, no matter how he comes in, no matter who he disguises himself as, no matter what form the light of destruction is transported...... He won't be spotted by a few patrolling Templars, you say? ”

Ji Li nodded a little unwillingly: "That's true...... Perhaps the person in charge who ordered the Knights of Judgment to patrol was also out of desperation, hoping that the temple would hire some idlers, etc., and if they were discovered, they might be able to open up the situation......"

"It's too inefficient...... Sigma shook her head, "but you don't have a precedent for dealing with this kind of thing, so you have little experience, and there's no way to do it, but since I'm here, the master of counter-terrorism, ......"

The necromancer smiled proudly and said, "Let me show you my top anti-terrorism skills, and weave the vigilance of the Holy See into a big net, so that the bandits of the Temple have nowhere to hide!" ”

"Master of Counter-Terrorism......" Gilly sighed, "You're just doing too much of this kind of immorality, so you're very experienced in guarding against this kind of thing......"

"You know too much." (To be continued......) R1292