"I'm stupid, really." Wrapped tightly in a black cloak borrowed from a well-meaning merchant, I cautiously weaved through the streets of Brimstone Hill.

"I know that the Dao system has never been good-hearted, so most of the recommendations he recommends are problematic and must not be chosen; I don't know that there is no problem, but there will be problems with the system! You see, the average of both bloodlines is higher than the current one, which shows that there is something wrong with this body. And the charm value of that pit daddy, do you think the system will be kind enough to let me be popular with cuties? This is clearly a pit, why did I jump at that time. I'm so stupid, really. ”

The little bat beside me glared at me fiercely.

"Enough! You've been nagging one or two hundred times, you've changed your body, and your IQ has dropped? ”

"No, it's just that when I see you worse, I'm finally in a better mood, so I want to nag a few more words."

[Demon Pet: Heroise (Greedy Mother), Race: Unclassifiable, Strength: 12, Agility: 10, Physical Strength: 30, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charisma: Indefinite, Profession: Level 1 Mage, Comprehensive Evaluation: The Ultimate Waste Scum That Is More Waste Than You, Racial Ability: Transfiguration (Black Iron), System Evaluation: This is your Demon Pet, but she is always thinking about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, manage her, or, wait for her to be defeated. The system prompts again: poof, I deliberately kept the previous evaluation, now, you don't have to worry about her rebellion, the great banshee king can only be transformed in bat form and kittens, and the most powerful lethality is probably cat fluttering and cat licking, well done, there are still people who are worse than you. 】

When I died temporarily, Heloise, who was almost destroyed because of this, was taken into the system, and now that I am resurrected, she is also active again, but I am still a living person when I fall to the first level, and she can't maintain her human form when she falls to the first level.

"Are you sure, I'm covering your cloth here, and screaming here, what happens if someone runs naked."

Gritting her teeth, the little bat made what she thought was the most terrifying threat, but I laughed.

"Please, running naked here is already commonplace, and no one will care. Streak is not news, it's news that no one runs naked every other day. ”

"Heh, you treat me as a fool, how can there be such a terrible place"

"Catch that naked cow!! That's right, it's the one nicknamed the Naked King, don't let him run away, it's only been a few days, and the damn Bison League and the Gentlemen's Alliance are actually active again. This time we're going to lock them up for a month. ”

Before Heloise could finish her sentence, her mouth grew in amazement, and in my numb expression, a naked minotaur roared past with a group of naked men, and immediately a group of dark elf knights chased after her.

"Is the title of the Supreme Judge of the Naked King?"

Inexplicably, my heart ached, my worries about the justice system mixed with the shame of the misfortune of my family, and an urge to clean up the portal and kill people came to my heart, but obviously, if I pulled out my knife in anger at this time, it was not to clean the portal, but to deliver food.

"Let's go. I have been in the lab a lot of gadgets that use hallucinations to change my appearance, and now I can't do anything like this. ”

While looking for a way to clean up that guy in my mind, I carefully wrapped my cloak, this city is the safest of the entire dungeon in a sense, but in a sense, it is the most dangerous, especially since I am not in a good state right now.

While avoiding the gaze, he carefully pulled the demon pet bat and walked quickly. But Heloise was stunned to see how several paladins were chatting with the death knights.

This is definitely not seen anywhere else, it is a symbol of the harmonious coexistence of order and chaos, I was about to say a few words, but the next moment, they fought. While beating and scolding, the noise is very fierce, and the attack is very poisonous.

"That's right."

Heloise nodded in satisfaction, but at this time, the scolding came, which immediately made Heloise dumbfounded.

"You talkative bastard, the promised banshee? Why are there only a few female zombies, you see that there are maggots on that face, can you see it? ”

"Cut, ignorant little hairy boy, that's the fashion of our undead district! Also, are you like that? Did you promise the beautiful priest? Why are there a few canteen aunts! You're a fool to us! ”

There were already applauding spectators on the side, and the more noisy the two sides became, the more fierce they became, and the more fierce they became, but the Death Knight did not use his rune sword, and the Holy Knight Gate did not use holy light, but punched and kicked like a ** brawl.

"Want the banshees and Medusa in our district? Not to mention the door, there are no windows, and the brothers can't catch up with themselves, so why introduce them to you. ”

"Hmph, I'll be honest with you. We have to fight hand-to-hand before we even talk to the female pastor, and the resources are so scarce, why should we introduce them to you. ”

Well, in the boos of the audience, it was already obvious that the two sides organized a friendship, in fact, they both wanted to rub each other's sister resources with empty gloves and white wolves, but the two sides bumped into each other, and then discovered each other's intentions.

"The undead and the Paladin's fellowship? Is this world crazy or am I crazy? Heloise was dumbfounded.

Is it time to be thankful for having a body? Looking at this group of living treasures, I covered my little belly, where should it be the stomach, and for the first time I felt what stomach pain and neuralgia are.

"Who is going to contact the chengguan"

"Don't move, who's causing chaos? Ha Luha, it's your grandson again, the last time the tripartite friendship, you cows, you dared to bring half-sheep and half-horses here, if it weren't for our wit, we called the legendary sad wind to scare away those hungry. Thirsty cuties, that time the master has been handed over to you. This time, the old and new hatreds are counted together. Eat my convictions! ”

Okay, there is no need to call the chengguan, this new graduate of Nanxiang has already come, but judging from the information he revealed, I should sigh that their friendship is good, inexplicably, my stomach hurts even more.

"Oops!"

Suddenly, a man knocked me into the air.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Momo is chasing those bastards."

It turned out that it was a dark elf city management who accidentally bumped into me when he was chasing me.

The cloak was knocked open, and the brilliance shot into my eyes, stabbing people's eyes, but looking at Momo with a shocked face, I immediately came to my senses.

I hurriedly wrapped my body in a cloak, the system would not be kind enough to give you a set of clothes, as Heloise said, the newborn body was almost completely naked, and there was nothing in the cloak.

"Well, I have nothing to do with those guys in the Bison League, I'm a newcomer who came here to learn the power of the law, but I was just robbed, and my clothes were robbed by others."

I tried to remember the second smile of being a paladin - I didn't do anything wrong, and I smiled with a straight smile, while trying to change with that group of people. I don't want to be imprisoned in a juvenile detention center for such an inexplicable reason.

"I'm penniless, but I'm just here to take refuge with that lich cousin named Roland, this is Ah Yi, my best friend."

Then I lifted Heroise to the dark elf, who, at my command, had transformed into a cute black kitten.

And under the orders of my demon pet contract, the majestic Banshee King, even if he is so angry that his eyes are about to erupt into flames, can only obediently aim at the cuteness.

"Aim !!"

"Hehe, girls often have no resistance to cute things, and if they see me again, they are no threat, and they will definitely let me go after a little search."

But soon, I realized that my actions were superfluous, and that the dark elf city manager ignored the meowing banshee king, and just stared at me without saying a word.

And then

No image of saliva flowed down

"The old lady sent it! The best Shota!! Naked!! Can Momo be eaten?! ”

Immediately, the nameless fire broke out, and I roared angrily.

"You are Zhengtai, and your whole family is Zhengtai."

Well, this time I admit that I was cheated by the system again, what is good for controlling the body from a young state, what soul state and physical body are most closely combined, no amount of self-consolation excuses, can not hide the fact that I was pitted.

The fourteen-year-old body is indeed the expected age of the body, and it is the true posture of my soul, suitable for the fusion of soul and body, but

"My ancient humans all lived for more than two hundred years, and fourteen years old was still a child for them!"

Yes, the average life expectancy of the first generation of humans was at least twice as high as that of the current human race, and my fourteen-year-old body looked ten years old at most.

I should have thought a long time ago that compared to the other two physical choices, the basic attributes of this physical body are low, because the age is too young, and the charm value is too high, purely because children are generally cute.

Yes, cute, and handsome careless cuteness.

The golden hair exudes the luster of the sun, and the cheeks with red glow are flushed, like a freshly washed red apple, which makes people want to take a bite, the fair skin is moist and moisturized, obviously not exposed to the sun, and the accustomed sunny smile on the little face makes people feel his cheerful and lively character.

It's not scary to be young again, but the scary thing is that when I looked in the mirror with Dark River, I felt like a big doll, very cute.

Nineteen's charm value, if it is an adult, what a charming existence, it is invincible in the world to use it to soak girls, but what is the use of being cute when used in children!

And that's not even the most insidious part of the system

Appearance is not a big deal for a mage, all kinds of secret elixirs and props to deceive age, and old witches and monsters can be seen everywhere, as long as I return to the laboratory and take out those collections, it is not difficult to disguise adults at all.

But now the biggest problem - although the young man has it, because it has not yet developed, it is also equal to nothing! That's the heart of the matter!

I knew that the Dao system was not well intentioned, and it was not easy to get rid of the lack of physiological desire. The body of the lich of hope has given me this undeveloped body, and there is still no physical need.

My first goal now is to go back to the underground library as soon as possible, to find out when the first generation of humans will develop puberty, when they will be able to get married, I know that without that book, I would be bored to remember this, but think about it.

And at this moment, judging from this dark elf who is salivaing all over the place and is committing nymphomaniac, this time, I am in a big disaster.

"Little cutie, no, little friend, how about going to watch goldfish with your sister? My sister's house has a lot of cute little animals. ”

"Goldfish? Are there goldfish in the Underworld? You're stupid to me. ”

I'm only at the first level now, and I will definitely not be able to beat this weakest silver-level chengguan knight.

"By the way, kid, I've got lollipops here."

Seeing that this idiot elf actually took out a large sum of candy from the breastplate, I didn't know what the structure of her brain was, is this the proud city manager knight of Sulfur Mountain City, thinking of this, my stomach hurts even more

"Let go of me!!"

"Don't do it, I finally met such an appetizer, Momo must be caught and raised!! Wait a few years to harvest, and Momo will be the first among the sisters to marry her husband! ”

Well, Momo has completely forgotten his identity as an enforcer and is obsessed with his dreams.

"Hehe, with such a cute little husband, Mo Mo will be envied to death by other sisters."

But I really want to be soaked, but I don't want to be soaked like a child daughter-in-law, so without saying a word, I turned around and ran.

But as soon as he ran two steps, his stomach hurt even more, and then he naturally fell to the ground helplessly.

"Why is it so uncomfortable, the whole body is weak, is there something wrong with the combination of the flesh and the body!"

But suddenly, I felt my whole body being hugged, and the voice of the elf was in my ears.

"Why is it so light, little friend, have you eaten obediently?"

"Eat?" Well, I finally remembered what I had forgotten, it took two days to walk from the Dark River, but I had long forgotten the habits of the living, and I really didn't think to eat, and Heloise, who was also a dead person, would not have thought to remind me.

"It wasn't stomach pain, it was hunger. I haven't eaten for two days, and it seems that my body is still very healthy. ”

I suddenly realized, and in the next moment, I was directly hungry and fainted.

But fortunately, before I passed out, I shouted with all my might, "Help, there's a strange aunt, she's going to feed me grandma", and judging from the chengguan who came in a hurry, my innocence should be saved.

"Tragedy, pit daddy system, I don't share the sky with you!"

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PS.Okay,Seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic.,Let's reveal it in advance.,Work hard to catch up with another chapter.,It's been updated today for 13,000.,It's an outbreak.,And with the support of book friends who recommend votes.。 If there is a mistake or omission in a poor state, it will be corrected tomorrow.

PS2。 How can anyone guess the motherhood, the motherhood is okay with others, and the story of the motherhood protagonist is over. Shun, the state of Zhengtai is only temporary.