Chapter 167 Zhao Long Xiaolu brand insecticide
The deer, who worked hard to scream with a red face and a thick neck, shed tears in his grievances after finding that it had no effect.
Zhao Long gently wiped her tears with his sleeve in distress, and then took out a magic microphone that turned the amplification to the maximum.
In his father's encouraging eyes, the deer, who broke into tears and laughed, struggled to pick up the microphone that he could hold with both hands, which was bigger than his head.
"The price of jumping, I urgently need to change to prepare to challenge Andariel, only today, the speed I want~~", the deer who got the new weapon, stood on the small bed stacked high with equipment, and shouted hard.
The crisp childlike sound like the lion's roar emitted an invincible ultrasound.
Like a calm pond suddenly being thrown down a pebble, the ripples swirled.
Xiaolu looked at the quiet street with satisfaction, and after she was thirsty, she handed the microphone to Zhao Long, picked up one of the bottles of heavy red potion on the white cloth and drank it in a big gulp.
And then
Zhao Long helped her wipe her sweat, and she continued to repeat what she had just shouted.
Looking at the colorful flowing colors in the distance, looking at the pile of gems and equipment that were high up, the crowd that calmed down and thought that they had heard it wrong, that they had misseen it, moved.
Sure that they were not hallucinating, they fryed.
Zhao Long and the barbarian next to him looked at the crowd that rushed over like a flood, no different from Hong Feng.
Zhao Long, who was surrounded by three layers in the crowd and three layers outside, was happily bargaining with the buyers queuing up under the strict control of the deer.
After the news of Zhao Long's stall spread, the entire camp was in a sensation.
The long queue came from the west to the south entrance.
Varref, who heard the news, came to watch Zhao Long's business methods in high spirits. In less than thirty seconds, he was spitting up milk in Gid's shaking head and sighing.
Three minutes later, Varref, who was more powerful and tenacious than Xiaoqiang's vitality, was continuously sprayed with a kilogram of insecticide from Zhao Long's Xiaolu brand, and he transformed into a vegetable worm who had just vomited milk, and after vomiting a few liters of blood, he fell to the ground and fell unconscious.
After hearing the news that Zhao Long would set up a stall to do business, he was taken aback and went to the scene to take a look, Kasha, who had been laughing wildly, hurriedly asked the soldiers to carry the unconscious person back.
Because there are too many classic conversations on the day of trading. Drunken Shrimp now only writes the two most gorgeous and representative trading dialogues.
The first deal to make Variif spit up:
"Do you sell a staff that looks a bit like a giraffe?" After three hours of queuing, an excited female mage arrived. Zhao Long asked first when he saw the staff she was holding in her hand.
"Elder Long, what did you say?" The female mage who didn't react and was still excited that she had finally met her idol asked Zhao Long.
"I'm asking, is that staff you use for sale? Is it sold for a thousand gold coins? Zhao Long, who thought he hadn't expressed it clearly, raised his voice.
"One. One. A thousand gold coins? No. No, no" was so excited that she stammered, and when she heard Zhao Long say that she was willing to pay a sky-high price to buy her staff, this female mage had a short circuit in her brain for a while. She couldn't believe that there would be such a good thing, and she stammered and couldn't speak.
Looking at the female mage in front of him, looking at the staff in his right hand, the swaying left hand, and Zhao Long, who said no, no, no,
"How about a thousand gold coins and a red staff?" Zhao Long looked at the only remaining staff on the white cloth and asked.
"Change, change" The female mage who heard Zhao Long say this price code felt that she was about to faint, and her stuttering became even more serious.
"You've agreed to change it, you can't regret it, take it, it's yours, it's mine." Zhao Long, who only heard a word change, happily snatched the staff held by the female mage's right hand with a roar, and pushed the gold coin and staff in front of her.
In her dementia, the female mage left stupidly with gold coins and staff in the envy and jealousy of everyone, and she even forgot that she was a transferee and had an inventory to put in.
The second caused Variif to vomit blood and fall unconscious, following the transaction behind the female mage.
"Carter is you, what do you have to buy?" Seeing that it was an acquaintance Carter, Zhao Long, who felt for the first time that doing business was so interesting, greeted him warmly.
"Elder Dragon, look at how much my staff is worth?" Carter's face was solemn, and he solemnly handed a staff to Zhao Long with both hands.
"I'm selling and not buying, Carter, you're mistaken!" At Carter's strong request, Zhao Long took it and looked at it suspiciously.
The blessing of the fawn
Hand Damage: 10-20
Durability: 10-10
+1 Charged Bullet
+1 Lighting
"How about this one for you?" After seeing the name in the attribute, Zhao Long's eyes flashed, and he immediately took out a yellow glittering axe from the inventory and threw it to Carter, who was full of grasp.
"Well, Elder Long, you deserve to be an expert in knowing goods." Carter, who got the axe, teleported.
"Shameless Carter, shameless, despicable and cheap, he actually used tabula rasa equipment to fool Elder Long, who would not be able to do business for the first time, the rookie little sister's tabula rasa staff just now was an accident, and you are a naked deception, you liar took the yellow weapon that he deceived, and went out carefully and was struck by lightning."
The crowd of onlookers watched with contempt, discrimination, and gnashing of teeth as they watched Carter, who was twisting his ass as he flaunted his new weapon.
"However, why don't you have a weapon or preparation similar to a giraffe, at least with a deer in your name." After being inspired to rummage through the cabinets, all the people who struggled with the fact that they didn't have something like Carter burst into tears.
Especially when it was dinner time in the evening, when Zhao Long put the piles of things back into the inventory, they had been drooling for a day, and their liver and intestines were broken.
During the meal, Akara and Kane praised Zhao Long.
"Dear Dragon, we didn't expect you to use this trick before, and in this regard, my old wife should study hard like you."
"Dragon, your trick of setting up a stall is really powerful, that is, it will not hurt everyone's self-esteem and send them away with useful equipment."
Kidd, Kashya, and the relieved Varif looked at Zhao Long in admiration, and Zhao Long, who was confused by the duo at the table.
"What trick? I don't think so! I just haven't done business before, and this time I wanted to try it when I saw people setting up stalls, but it wasn't what you said it was. Hearing what the duo said, Zhao Long explained in confusion.
"Aaron, don't you say that you set up a stall without investigating the price?" Suddenly, a bad premonition rose in the heart of Varref, a trading expert.
"Does Grandpa Varif have to investigate prices when he is in business? I don't know what to do, but when I got there, I saw a lot of things in my inventory that I didn't use, so I followed everyone's example and saw if I had any talent for doing business with Xiaolu, and it seemed like the two of us were pretty good. The surprised Zhao Long replied to Varif in self-absorption.
"You, you, you" Varif looked like a ghost, he pointed at Zhao Long and snapped to the ground after saying the three words you.
"That afternoon, you desperately sent good things out of the city, what happened when you came back from the errand?" Kidd, who thought he had misheard, asked Zhao Long again with wide eyes.
"What, I only pick what I like, I don't look at the attributes or something, those things don't work for me anyway." Zhao Long looked at everyone inexplicably.
Snapping, foaming at the mouth, Kidd followed in Varif's footsteps.
"Ha Luha, I just know that Lu Dao is the same as I thought, no, laugh at me, no." Kasha, who had a premonition, heard Zhao Long's words, and she slipped from her chair to the ground laughing wildly.
"Ping, Xia Xia, a few of us have eaten and are ready to go back to sleep first." Calm has just started to eat, and the duo, who have only eaten a few bites, support each other in trembling.
They staggered to their feet, confessed to the two girls who were no different from them, and staggered away.
"Xiaolu and I have decided to do it again tomorrow, grandparents, help me when you are done with your work." Zhao Long, who didn't know what was going on in Lu Dao, said loudly to the four people who had just walked out of the door.
There were a few pops, and the four of them fell to the ground.
Even the most calm, the duo who had not been hit by Zhao Long's use of all-class equipment many years ago, fell to the ground without grace this time.
Kasha, who was already on the verge of dying, convulsed directly this time.
She laughed like a sheep.
At night, under the oppression of the two women, coupled with the fact that Xiaolu was bribed by a lollipop and turned against him, Zhao Long, who was difficult to fight with a single fist, flattened his mouth, and canceled the decision to continue to set up a stall tomorrow in great disagreement.
The next morning.
"Is Deer safe?" Zhao Long, who couldn't see the trading market, asked the deer who went to investigate.
"Dad, I didn't see Auntie, it's safe." Seeing Zhao Long's nervous appearance and being sent out to be a spy, he felt that this game was very exciting, and the sneaky deer with a serious expression reported to his father who was hiding in the corner and anxiously waiting for the result.
"Okay, Lulu, let's go and continue to set up the stall." General Long, who had been reported by the deer soldiers, waved his hand.
It's approaching the market.
"Lulu, are you sure you didn't see your two aunts just now?" Less than ten meters away from the market, in the midst of the crowd, the elated Zhao Long saw the spring breeze and the two girls waving to him, his feet trembled and asked the deer on his neck. (To be continued......)