Chapter 106: Hotline No Limits
Qi Lin sometimes really wanted to hang Timo up and beat his ass, but because of his combat strength, he couldn't restrain Timo for the time being, so in order to prevent the explosion of the chrysanthemum from happening, he had to swallow his anger for the time being.
After thinking for a moment, "Let's talk about it then." ”
"How's the show going? Where have all those stories gone, I've been too busy to listen to them. ”
"It's okay, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Thousand and One Nights of the Heavenly Dragon Babu have been finished, and now I will talk about the Water Margin, Greek mythology and the Count of Monte Cristo."
"Huhu, I don't care, when the time comes, you have to tell me alone, and make it up for me." Teemo said with a grin.
The two stayed in the tavern for a while and then went home, and on the way, Qi Lin walked and suddenly moved in his heart, grabbed a snowball from the ground and aimed it at the little guy's outrageous little face with squinting eyes, and threw it over!
"Poof!" The little cold white snowball smashed directly into the red scarf. Suddenly, the little guy jumped up with a cold chill.
"Big one, you're going to die!"
The two of them suddenly started a snowball battle, you dodge me, you attack and I defend, Qi Lin is a little worse in comparison, the little guy is small and fast, and his speed and body are not bad, but he is more likely to be hit by drilling into the gap.
The two fought for a long time before they stopped, Timo's little face flushed, and Qi Lin also sweated a lot.
The little guy is sometimes like a child who doesn't grow up, and on the way back, he has to let Qi Lin carry it back as if he is angry. Qi Lin frowned, looking at Timo with a cute and mocking face, he couldn't resist the little guy, so he had to carry Timo all the way back slowly.
Many people on the streets of Bandle City saw this scene, a tall young man with a lovely yodeler on his back, many people recognized this as Qi Lin and Teemo, and they were all surprised by the intimacy between the two, just like an older brother carrying a young brother, and immediately envied others.
"You're really fat again." Qi Lin said without hesitation.
"Drive! Drive! Drive! Timo tugged at Qi Lin's collar on his back, and the milky voice kept shouting.
Qi Lin was suddenly full of black lines, and he actually regarded himself as a horse, and he really wanted to ravage Timo.
The two continued to argue and tease until they went home.
By the next day.
Qi Lin came to Bandle City TV early in the morning.
yawned, only to see that the staff were already in place, and Lorna was wearing a mink coat, which was very ladylike.
After the story is told, it is an interactive part.
After connecting the first hotline, Qi Lin cheered up.
"Hello, welcome to call the hotline, this is Xiao Qi to talk about things, I am Qi Lin, how can I help you?"
"Hey, it's so cold."
"Yes, winter is coming, remember to put on more clothes to take care of yourself, is there anything wrong?" Qi Lin took a sip of hot tea and immediately felt even more refreshed, and spoke.
"It's too cold, I don't want to go out, I don't want to move around, Mr. Qi, can you help me get a bottle of soy sauce?" Delivered to No. XX, XX Street, XX District. Thank you, thank you, what a good person. ”
Qi Lin took a sip of tea and immediately squirted out.
"Ahem, dear, I'm sorry, it seems that you are in the wrong place, I can't help with this, do you have any other questions?"
"Yes, I still have a bottle of vinegar at home, can you buy it for me?"
Qi Lin suddenly made a move with a helpless face, signaled to quickly switch one, and couldn't help but glared at the staff who answered the hotline, why didn't he choose some people with better questions and normal people?
Gather your thoughts and connect to the next call.
I heard a sigh from there.
"Hey..."
Qi Lin suddenly frowned, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Mr. Qi, I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, and I'm very entangled now."
"Oh, it's normal to quarrel, what's wrong?"
"I want to write a paper, I can't send her to the station, and then she said that I don't love her anymore, because this is the third time I want to write a paper and didn't send her, she always says 'I'm not important in your heart', you don't have anything important to do for what not to send me."
Qi Lin cleared his throat, early in the morning, someone called the hotline to tell his feelings, and received all kinds of hotlines for help during the show, everything, and he used himself as a police station to call the police, Xiao Qi said that the show was due to the fire and Qi Lin gradually penetrated into the hearts of the people in Bandle City, so that many people were willing to call him.
"Well, and then what?"
"I told her that if I don't send her, it doesn't mean that I don't love her anymore, there is no need to connect between the two!" The sao on the other side of the phone was puzzled, obviously a little excited.
"But she asked me, isn't a person you love worthy of your gift?"
"Of course I said it was worth it."
Then she said, then I am the person you love, why don't you send me!"
There was a faint sigh over there.
"Hey, every time I get here, I feel like I'm in a dead loop, and Nima really can't communicate."
Qi Lin suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, feeling very interesting, and coughed.
"In fact, most couples encounter this kind of problem, do you want to hear my solution?" Qi Lin said slowly.
"Big brother, teach me."
"Actually, it's like this, I used to be playing a game at home, and then my girlfriend suddenly got a call, because it's a competitive game, and it's a team battle, do you know what I mean?"
"Hmm."
"Then I still made a 'pig-like teammate', answered my girlfriend's call, I was in my mind at the time of intense analysis of how to play the game, how to operate, to my girlfriend perfunctory obvious, my girlfriend noticed it, very angry asked me what I was doing? I said I'm playing a game, and she says you play, and I'm hanging. Then I knew that something was wrong. ”
Qi Lin said slowly in a frustrated voice.
"And then?" The other end of the line was clearly full of curiosity.
Then I called her to turn off the phone, and when she turned it on, she asked me coldly, whether the game is important or I am important, I was very painful at the time, and in my heart I felt that the two were not comparable, and my answer was of course that you were important, and then coaxed her, but this happened many times. Then she ignored me completely. ”
"Yes, yes, it's the same situation with me, and then what?"
Qi Lin said slowly and meaningfully.
Then I thought for a long time and asked her, if I was having a party with friends, or reading a book, and you called me to disturb me? At that time, it was inconvenient for me to answer the phone and I couldn't comfort you, as an understanding and beautiful girl, would you be angry? ”
"And then my girlfriend said no."
"I said, then I replaced the party with friends and reading books for playing games, why are you angry about it?"
"My girlfriend said it because I didn't think you should play the game and didn't comfort me."
"Then I said, 'Then you don't discriminate against me by playing games, partying, reading books, playing games, which are all ways for me to live a pleasant life, why should you discriminate against me?' Actually, there is no difference between the three of them, and the point of the problem is not that I don't talk to you properly on the phone when I play games, but because you take it for granted to disturb me playing games, and it would seem unsympathetic to disturb me with my friends or reading a book. ”
Qi Lin said a lot in one breath.
There was silence on the other side of the phone for a long time, "I understand, the mouth is suddenly open!" Qi Dashi, accept me as an apprentice! ”
Qi Lin suddenly smiled, "Okay, if there is no problem, I will change the line." ”
"Wait, Qi Dashi, I still don't know what to say."
Qi Lin's face was black.
"Didn't she say that if you don't give her, you don't love her? Now you're your girlfriend, I'm you," Qi Lin said step by step.
"Hmm."
"If I told you that I wasn't going to send you because a friend of mine was terminally ill and wanted to see me before he died, so I decided to take a picture of me to see him and tell him that I would be happy in the future, would you think I didn't love you?" Qi Lin's magnetic voice slowly spoke.
I saw that the young man who was playing his girlfriend on the other side of the phone at the moment was stunned.
"This has a hammer relationship with whether you love me or not!"
"Then excuse me, I write a paper and don't send it to you, and I have a hammer relationship with whether I love you or not!"
The phone was stunned for a long time, and before Qi Lin could speak, he hung up the phone, obviously this classmate had already gone to deal with his girlfriend under Qi Lin's guidance.
Qi Lin took a deep breath, it's not easy to do work!
After a few moments, another hotline was picked up.
"Mr. Qi, I know that you have always learned to be rich and rich, this time I want to ask you to do me a favor, our classmates have to play tongue twisters, and then make it difficult for me, Mr. Qi, you also teach me a tongue twister."
Qi Lin immediately laughed when he heard this.
He said with an evil face: "It's very simple, I said you listen well, ten is ten, four is four, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty." You make your classmates repeat it. ”
"But it's not that difficult!" I saw that the voice on the other side of the phone seemed to be a little anxious.
"Isn't it difficult? What did your classmates say? Let's hear it. ”
"Oh yes, you wait."
Qi Lin frowned and waited for a while, only to see a voice cough and say to himself, Many people in the city listened to the program, and at this moment they only heard:
"Listen, there's a dumb man from the south, and there's a horn pinned to his waist; A lama came from the north with a reed in his hand. The lama carrying the rex is going to exchange the rex for the mute lama with the horn, and the mute with the trumpet is unwilling to exchange the horn for the lama carrying the trumpet. I don't know if the mute with the horn hit the lama with the otter or the lama with the otter hit the dumb with the horn. The lama went home to stew otters, and the mute ticked and blew the trumpet. I just listened to the other party's rapid speech.
"..."Qi Lin vomited blood, Nima can do it too!"
"You won..."Qi Lin said in a calm voice covering his face.
Qi Lin is used to this job, telling stories to people, chatting by the way, and always receiving all kinds of strange questions and requests for help, at this moment, he can't help but sigh secretly with a strange face: "The hotline has no limits!" ”