Chapter 66: Chasing the Girl "4"
After coming back to his senses, he sat back in his chair again, holding a wine glass with a trembling hand, and the couple was drinking to suppress the frightened couple, and it took three glasses of wine for their hands to return to normal.
"Brother, let me ask you, you actually sent flowers to people, do you know what the chrysanthemum represents?" Kull, who has been scared by the monster Zhao Long, let Anices get on it.
"Sister-in-law, I don't know what it means, I only know that it can be given away, and the ghost knows what it means." Zhao Long looked at Agnis with the eyes of an idiot.
"Poof~~" Kull next to him squirted out a large gulp of wine that had just been put into his mouth when he heard it.
Anice, who couldn't bear it, went crazy directly after seeing Zhao Long looking at her with that kind of look, she jumped onto the table at the speed of sound, grabbed the collar of Zhao Long who was sitting opposite, and saliva splashed and roared: "You idiot, chrysanthemums are used when sweeping tombs to pay tribute to the dead, you super idiot now understand." ”
Seeing Anice, who had already turned into Godzilla, Zhao Long nodded in fear while wiping his saliva.
"Wait, chrysanthemums are used when sweeping tombs to pay tribute to the dead, that, that, ah~~~" Zhao Long, who was wiping the saliva on his face, suddenly came to his senses and stuttered at Anice, who was still angry, and Kuhl, who was crying and laughing.
Now Zhao Long finally understood what to do, and in the first half of that night, the two sisters who were good at Lu went crazy in the second half of the flower delivery.
"I really don't know the way, if I know the way, I won't be as miserable as I am today." Zhao Long remembered the tragic scene that day, and looked at the couple opposite with innocent teary eyes.
"Alas!" The couple looked at Zhao Long's innocent eyes and sighed helplessly, it was the first time they had seen such a love idiot, and they really didn't understand how he deceived the first beautiful elder lady in the current camp.
"Brother Long, go on, what happened next?" Kuhl comforted Zhao Long.
"So I'll ...... the next day," Zhao Long began, continuing from above.
"Ha Lu Ha Kuer heard that Zhao Long actually took the two girls to the top of the mountain to play bungee jumping in the winter of minus ten degrees Celsius, and scared them out with severe fear of heights, so they kept rolling on the ground with their stomachs covered.
"Husband, husband, so am I, I can't laugh anymore, hahaha." Agnes rolls on the ground like Kull.
Seeing that he had become a laughing stock, Zhao Long began to rage, he quietly took out the arrows and broke them, leaving only the arrows, and then scattered these arrows on the ground next to the couple who were laughing wildly.
"Ah~~~", after a man and a woman on the ground screamed, the world was clean.
"Brother Long, we're not interesting, you, you understand, Ha Luha, Ha Lu Ha." Kull held back a smile and picked up Anice, and apologized to Zhao Longdao.
"Still laughing?" Zhao Long asked them with a blank face.
"Don't laugh, we really don't laugh, you go on, continue today." The couple picked up the copper glass and bit it with their mouths.
"Then I'll ...... today," Zhao Long continued with a crying face.
After Zhao Long finished speaking, Kuhl's body trembled and stood up: "Brother Long, my wife and I will go to the door first, you wait." ”
"Haha......haha
Zhao Long looked at the madman at the door numbly, and waited until they laughed until they gasped on the ground and stopped laughing.
"Can you help? If you don't help, I'll burn down your house. "Zhao Long gave the most ultimatum.
The two people lying at the door sat up with difficulty, turned their heads and saw that Zhao Long was already holding a torch in his left hand and a kerosene jar in his right hand.
"Brother Long has something to say, and fighting and killing hurts the brotherly feelings between us." Kull stared nervously at the torch in Zhao Long's left hand.
"Yes, Brother Long, how about we help you with this matter? You just take your kerosene jar. After seeing that Zhao Long had a tendency to dump kerosene, she immediately packed the ticket.
What they never expected was...
Keywords: kerosene glass jars, torches, houses.
What they never expected was that after Agnes finished speaking, Zhao Long, who was already desperate, excitedly threw back the torch in his hand and a large glass jar containing at least 100 catties of kerosene, and hugged their two in-laws deadly.
Looking at the raging fire behind them, Kull and Agnes were heartbroken, and they struggled desperately to cry out to Zhao Long, who was holding them to the death: "Brother, your back is on fire, your butt is on fire, fire, house, help, who will save my house." ”
But Zhao Long, who was already so excited that he was incoherent, could now hear the cries of the couple at this time, he who lived in hell could suddenly settle in heaven, so that he had completely sunk into his own salvation, and he could be with his sister and sister Xia.
The fire was finally extinguished, and Kull and Aini** wept as they watched their two-thirds of their home burned to the ground.
Looking at Zhao Long, who worked hard to extinguish the fire after the incident, they deeply felt that he was no longer a monster, but a demon.
"Wife, who do you think we are hiring?" Kuhl looked at the half-collapsed home that had been warm a few minutes ago, but now it was emitting black smoke, and he was silent, crying in tears.
"Husband, if he burns our house, we will eat him, live in him, drink him, and go." Anice, grinding her teeth, took Kuhl's hand and left, ignoring Zhao Long, who had been currying favor with them all the time behind her.
"Madam Elder, brother and sister, this is how the whole thing happened, you can help us." Agnes wept bitterly to Bralyipin.
"Brother Kuer, sister-in-law, don't worry, you will live here for the time being, and the rest will be said slowly, you see that your whole body is dirty, mother, you go and help sort out the two rooms first, and I will prepare bath water for you." After listening to the story, Bhalyiping took ten deep breaths before speaking to the couple who came to complain.
"I'll go find him and come back." Alexia clenched her fists and said.
"Karl, Cherben, you are here, why are you here so late?" As soon as Carl and Chelburn stepped through the door of the bar, they were greeted by everyone.
"Why are you all black, and you still smell burnt?" Carter asked, puzzled.
"We just finished putting out the fire." Carl replied calmly as he sipped his wine.
"Brother Kur's house just burned down" Cherben is the same as Karl.
"Ah what? When did it happen? What's going on? Karl, Chelborn, tell me quickly, Jace is coming with ten bottles of wine. Beater C shouted loudly.
In the evening, the spirit of gossip in the bar was ignited again, but now there are more people, especially many female transfers and mercenaries.
That night, following the rumor that Zhao Long failed to negotiate at noon, a new version of the rumor: Zhao Long turned into a demon king in anger because of the failure of negotiations with Blar Yiping and Alexia, and the rumor that he burned the Kur family began to spread in the camp again, and for a while, everyone in the camp was afraid of the arrival of the demon king Zhao Long.
At dinner time, Zhao Long once again sat at the small table in the corner, the big table next to him was full, and the dishes on the table were comparable to those of the Manchu and Han people.
Looking at the big fish and meat next to him, and looking at his bowl of porridge and steamed buns that are no different from boiling water, Zhao Longbei came from it, and he couldn't help but sing in his heart: "Holding Wowotou in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish"
After the Kull couple explained with a stroke of Ha Luha, everyone in the house knew that the fire incident in Kull's house was just Zhao Long's unintentional mistake, but in order to punish him and make him not so carried away in the future, so Zhao Long's sister Ping and Sister Xia prepared a night of clear soup porridge and water for him as dinner tonight.
Before leaving, Akara walked over to the small table, "Dear Dragon, are you feeling right now?" ”
"Grandma Akara, I'm in a good mood right now, and I can't stop the tears." Zhao Long lowered his head and twitched.
In the middle of the night, Zhao Long, who couldn't sleep in hunger and cold, came to the courtyard, lonely and desolate, he squatted quietly on the ground and drew circles.
"Brother, eat." I don't know when Kul came to the courtyard with food such as shochu and pork knuckle.
"What happened just now our couple has told your two sisters in detail, and they didn't expect that you are a person who doesn't even know what flowers mean, brother, we can only help you get here." Kull patted Zhao Long on the shoulder and said as he drank his wine.
"Xie Lu, thank you and your sister-in-law, Brother Kull, for doing it." Zhao Long was moved and drank the entire bottle of wine in his hand.
"Thank you, Elder Long is nothing more than my house? Where's my home! You kid stinks for giving me an identical home, that's what Agnes and I built bit by bit, it's a commemoration of our newlywed~~~" Kull threw Zhao Long to the ground, pinched his neck, and roared hideously.
"Help, murder, sister-in-law, cough cough, your husband is crazy, cough, who will save me" Looking at Kuer, who was so angry that he was homeless, he said wrongly, and Zhao Long, who was pinched to the point that he couldn't breathe and didn't dare to fight back, he could only stretch out his hand and try to look in the direction of the house and ask for help in a weak voice.