This year's Spring Festival has finally passed.

Although there is a possibility, a certain fool still failed to escape the clutches of the blind date tide during the Spring Festival, and it is said that he was tragically toyed with for several days - as for the specific situation, seeing Yuan Qiu's tearful appearance, Lu De thought that it would be better to leave the former with a little so-called "last dignity of a man".

What the specific weight of that thing is, I'm afraid only the person concerned knows.

As for guild activities?

Well, any president who is a little human will not arrange any mandatory tasks in this kind of traditional festival, and even if it does, no one will necessarily come......

Of course, in this regard, the pure FFF regiment can be an exception.

Although the so-called activity is nothing more than looking for the so-called dog men and women in the game, and then exerting a powerful rage.

"Ahh

After rolling on the sofa of Lu De's house for several minutes, Yuan Qiu finally let out a wild howl.

"This kind of forced blind date is completely anti-human! Say okay free love! Freedom of marriage! ”

“…… Do you want to ask the FFF guys to come with torches and gasoline?! ”

The beef jerky thrown by Lu De hit the target accurately, bounced twice and then fell back to the coffee table.

It is true that being forced to go on a blind date is no less than some kind of torture in the eyes of many people, but the problem is that there are many people in this world who want to do this kind of behavior but never get it.

The so-called eating in the bowl and looking at the pot is probably like this.

"I'm talking about Lude!"

Pick up the beef jerky and stuff it into your mouth. Yuan Qiu rolled a total of three hundred and sixty degrees in a half-straight position, and firmly locked someone in a standard thigh-hugging pose.

"You know more people than me, and you have more resources than me, please borrow a girl to help me complete the task, and I will pay for all the expenses!"

Well, this should be the popular "temporary girlfriend recruitment" many years ago.

But before that......

"Take your hands off my thighs! It will be considered good or not to make a base! ”

Lu De, who gave a certain stupid man a five-hand knife, was barely able to get out.

"Not to mention if anyone is willing to help you with this, do you think those girls found in the game can really have the right distance to come over?"

It's true that the Internet has pulled people into their time and space, but it's never so easy to meet with netizens - even if everyone agrees, God knows if the people inside live on opposite sides of the world!

"Well, wouldn't it be nice to find someone to live nearby?"

An idiot's eyes rolled. A new approach came to mind right away.

When it is nearby, it is other than a fuse. It seems that the only ones left are Qianli, Kroyova, Kunia and Crush. ”

Lu De looked at something on the couch with tragic eyes.

"No...... No way? ”

After thinking about it carefully, Yuan Qiu's face immediately twisted into a bitter gourd.

Qianli and Kroyova must not think about it in the first place - unless some idiot wants to change to Shake M right away; As for Ye Jue and Lianlian, it seems that the sense of non-existence can't be endured. As for the rest of Kunia, although she has a good personality. And maybe yes. The problem is that it is easy to get nervous and messed up if you don't get it right...... And that's not even counting the possible Croyova rampage.

"Well, if you look for it, you'll find it, right? And isn't a real girlfriend a little better than a temporary one? ”

"This guy is a fool, don't ask so much of him-!"

Victoria, who was barefoot, directly denied the mention of the gale.

"What! Don't look down on people. Who is stupid! ”

It seems that for stupid people, the most important thing is whether others say they are stupid...... It's like not being able to say that a fat person is fat or a little ghost.

"Virgin."

Sadly, Victoria choked a fool with just one sentence.

"I didn't pull a girl's hand normally."

"I've never dated either."

"I don't know the heart of a girl."

"Still looking for someone...... Bad! ”

In just a few words, Victoria successfully transformed a certain stupid person who was still burning with passion into a huge transformation of Orz on the ground.

"I ...... I said Lu De...... How can this guy's mouth be as good as poison? ”

Some idiot with tears streaming down his face even had his lips trembling.

Even if he ate more than a dozen knife crits, Yuan Qiu had never been in such a predicament, so you can imagine how powerful the power of words is.

"I think you chose the wrong target to fight."

Regarding a fool's self-inflicted hardship, Lu De said that although it is worthy of sympathy, it is still a bit speechless.

Imagine the terrifying size of the library and the duration of the legend of the golden goblin, even if Victoria's real age is similar to that of several people, but more than ten years of reading time may bring the total amount of information that most people cannot obtain in a lifetime.

For Yuan Qiu, who doesn't like to read very much, it is very natural that he is not as good as his kung fu.

Ignoring the other means, if it was some idiot who won, perhaps it would be necessary to dissect him, or investigate whether he had eaten a bad stomach at noon or something......

"I, I just want to find a normal gentle and amiable girlfriend, is this also something to be tortured?"

Yuan Qiu, who had suffered multiple blows in a row, continued to kneel and weep in the form of orz.

“…… It seems like you're torturing yourself all along, right? ”

"Ding Dong"

The doorbell interrupted the conversation between several people.

"Huh? Lude: Did you buy something? ”

The door of someone's house has a limited time to open, and Yuan Qiu is also clear about this.

And a certain idiot uses his feet instead of the doorbell a lot of the time.

"No?"

Recently, neither won the lottery nor sent warmth. There doesn't seem to be any action similar to this......

Either way, we'll have to see what happens.

"Who are you looking for?"

Appearing outside the door was a strange girl wearing sunglasses the size of half her face and a brown and yellow trench coat.

If there is any characteristic, it is probably only the height of the other party - barely reaching Cheng Dù, who is a few centimeters taller than Victoria, and still a little far from Kunia.

"Ahem...... This is Papa Rita's habitat and cave, right? ”

The girl pulled down her sunglasses and threw a bombshell in a half-joking, half-serious tone.

(What's the situation?) ）”

Lu De is sure that he has never revealed any private information about himself in the game - otherwise he will not be able to find someone who will be an enemy or something.

It may be impossible to use a gun to make a hornet's nest, but it is also possible to find a few brothers ♂ and make some kind of education ♂ and other things, right?

- Hello. Check the water meter in the community. Send couriers, repair gas, free services, as long as the door is opened!

"Hey. Who is this guy? ”

A certain idiot who caught a few words also came out.

"Oh. Sorry, sorry. I should introduce myself first......"

The girl threw off her sunglasses, her long hair unfurled behind her into a sky-colored flag.

"The ID in the next game is the same as the forum.,It's a person who has the title of "Sage of Another World". But those close to us usually call us Izmi - by the way, the current goal is to be able to get your sword. ”

It's okay to introduce yourself, but why does that last sentence sound ......

Strange looks?

"Oh, it seems that it is not enough, ah, then I ask the great god of Riser to bless me to open the clothes smoothly, red through half the sky-"

"Hurry up and stop!"

Lu De pulled the bent girl up.

"I'm more concerned about how you found my address!"

"Huhuhu...... This kind of thing is not something to be known by talking, for each of the powerful opponents in the game, I asked the eldest lady to send a private detective to investigate their family background, so it is quite clear in many ways! ”

Izmi, who should be called Kona, smirked his sunglasses.

"Ahh Of course, we're never going to make a move on our own people, and it's not like I'm going to take the time to meet anyone! For example, the one next to you, Li Se, although he can be regarded as a mixed person, but he still can't get to Cheng dù who has entered the eyes of the law~"

At a speed visible to the naked eye, the face of a certain fool fell to ashes again.

"Hard, is everyone here to hit me today?"

A stupid person's paranoia of victimization returns.

"Ahem...... Leave that guy alone. ”

Lu De's right hand hidden behind him instantly poked out.

"I think it's necessary to educate Kona about the behavior you found here without permission!"

"Five-in-a-row? Powerful hand knife!"

Cracking sound!

――Since it's an acquaintance, there's nothing you can't do when you knock it out!

How do you say that?

Well, it seems to be called killing ripe.

"It hurts...... In the royal comics, there should be a sympathy for each other......"

Kona, who covered his head, was visibly tough, and only bent over under the attack instead of crouching directly on the ground.

"I also said that I had a surprise or something during the Spring Festival, and now it seems that I have really stepped into the devil's cave - but this is how I feel!"

"I didn't see it, but I was shocked that there were a lot of ......"

Lu De couldn't help but complain.

After all, the sudden appearance of an unexpected visitor should not make people feel the feeling of "joy" in most cases.

"Well, forget it, it's all a small thing!"

After three seconds, the regrouped Izmi simply gave up the argument.

"I think I've heard you discuss it very hotly. Anything interesting? ”

The expression on the girl's face at this time could not be more familiar to Lu De.

Whenever Qianli expressed interest in something, she looked like this - in a normal sense, it also meant that the whole thing was going to go to a less predictable outcome.

The route is simply based on "interest", and it is difficult to predict the course dù and predict the next day's stock market.

Maybe the stock market is simpler. (To be continued......)

PS: PS1: Famous quotes from my high school classmates: chew what is in your mouth, eat what is in the bowl, look at what is in the pot, think about what is in the vegetable field, and pay attention to the next year's ......

PS2: He's serious and he's looking for someone.

PS3: So sure enough, I'm still a scumbag who can't be named. IzumiKonata, the first half of the transliteration is the name of the game, and the second half of the first half becomes the name - by the way, it seems that even if this party is a little more male, it is a very normal thing, right?