Chapter 284: The Story of the Ants
After laughing for a long time, even Umba himself wanted to laugh, he actually said just now that he wanted to annex this increasingly powerful legion! The Red Legion has more than 100,000 monsters, which can be described as strong soldiers, while Umba's own legion now has only a few dozen members.
If he hadn't been angry just now, he wouldn't have said such a thing. It was ridiculous to think about it, he suddenly realized that this was the purpose of their trip, and for a moment it felt that it was impossible to succeed.
However, since there is a powerful Bal boss supporting him, let's continue to talk about it, and don't show weakness to them!
Umba yelled at the group of monsters, "Laugh and laugh, laugh at your sister!" Isn't it funny? ”
"Haha, it's really funny..."Umba laughed in his heart, which can be described as laughing to himself... But on the surface, he has a serious face.
The praying mantis bullied, "Old man, let me tell you a story." ”
Umba was stunned: "Tell a story? Curious about what kind of story the mantis bully would tell, Umba said, "Okay, then tell it!" ”
The praying mantis bully said slowly: "Once upon a time, there was a thin ant who was dying of hunger. One day, he saw a fat elephant and found that the elephant's house was full of food. The ant wanted everything from the elephant, so he said to the elephant, 'I will swallow you'. ”
He was only halfway through his words, and the monsters in the audience burst into laughter again.
Umba hurriedly asked, "What happened then?" ”
The praying mantis bullied: "The elephant listened to the ant's brave declaration and did not say a word. The ant pointed to the elephant and shouted, 'Let's have a gamble, if you don't kill me with one foot, everything you have will be mine,' and the elephant stepped on it, and the ant hid in the crack in the ground and survived, and he sighed with palpitations, 'Damn, I'm going to die if I don't hide,' but he was very happy in his heart, because he had won everything from the elephant. After the elephant stepped on that kick, he went home without looking back, and he didn't look at what happened to the ants. The ants hurriedly shouted, 'Don't go, don't go,' but they couldn't stop the elephant. Story Summary: This story illustrates that elephants can't see or hear ants because they're so small. ”
"Haha The monsters of the Red Army were laughing and laughing again.
Umba thought for a while, and finally suddenly realized: "Oh, you bastard, compare us to ants, I'll grass you NN bear!" He couldn't help but rush out.
I only heard the four-armed white ape roar in the sky, and after laughing twice: "Little one, go home and drill into the cracks, Ha Lu Ha ”
Umba was trembling with anger, he really wanted to fight, but he couldn't beat others.
At this time, Kakari, the three-headed dog of hell, finally spoke for the first time: "Splash monkey, splash monkey, do you know what you have four hands for?" ”
When the four-armed white ape heard this, he roared angrily: "I was born with four arms..."
"Ah, you were born to be SB?"
Burst...
Umba laughed heartily.
The four-armed white ape did not see like an ant like him, as he said just now, he couldn't hear his words, and continued: "I was born with four arms, of course four palms, this is innate, is there anything else?" ”
Kakari said lightly: "Then why are all your little brothers two-armed?" And you're four-armed, are you a mutant? ”
Umba covered his mouth and laughed so much that he was about to burst into tears, out of breath, and was really about to die of laughter. Kakari's sentence just now sounded like this: Why are all your little brothers 2B? And you're SB?
Umba was so happy that he almost wanted to jump.
Although the four-armed white ape was kept in the dark, he still roared very angrily: "Fart! ”
"Then why do you have four hands?"
The four-armed white ape was angry, and he was dizzy for a while, and he couldn't think of how to answer, so he said, "Do you know the way?" ”
Kakari said, "Of course I know. ”
Four-armed White Ape: "Tell me about it!" ”
Kakari: "Put your hands on your head and play with two big ears." ”
The four-armed white ape: "..."I don't know what kind of ghost the Dao Kakari has in mind, but in order to know what he has four hands for, he did so.
Kakari: "Then with the fingers of one hand, push your nose up to expose both nostrils." ”
The four-armed white ape did as it should.
Kakari: "Press the last hand on your trachea and scream." ”
The four-armed white ape did so, pressed the last hand to the trachea in his throat, and barked...
"Mutter... Mutter..."
"Well, it's... Pig barks!!! ”
"Haha Umba laughed again, laughing so much that tears flowed out, "Pig, you are a pig, haha!" ”
The four-armed white ape was very angry, and roared: "Dare to play with me, I want your life!! ”
roared, and pounced directly on Kakari viciously.
Kakari shouted, "There must be a limit to being presumptuous in front of our boss!! ”
The three huge heads twisted at the same time, opened three large mouths, and a huge thunder, a bursting fireball, and a freezing ice bomb, and the three attacks hit the four-armed white ape at the same time.
The four-armed white ape was not weak at all, and the rapid bombardment of the four arms actually hit countless fist shadows, scattering all the three attacks in Kakari, and there was no more power at all.
Kakari's first confrontation with the four-armed white ape, although it was a draw, this directly became the fuse of the big battle.
The monsters of the Red Legion, seeing that there was really going to be a fight, all shouted and slaughtered them at Baal.
At this time, the sky was full of monsters' roars, and Baal and the other five of them stood alone in this monster army. The monsters swept towards them like a flood, and it smelled like the sky had fallen.
But the mantis bully suddenly shouted: "Stop! ”
The monsters all stopped.
The four-armed white ape looked at the mantis bully in confusion, and asked sharply, "Brother mantis, what are you going to do?" ”
The calm praying mantis bully said, "Brother Ape, don't be impatient, I'm going to ask them some questions." ”
The four-armed white ape snorted coldly and stopped.
The praying mantis said domineeringly: "Umba, Kakari, you keep calling that little human 'boss', when did you become a lackey of the human race?" ”
Umba was furious: "You dead worm, you have already made my Barr boss very angry, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy!" ”
"Oh, Barr?" The mantis bully wondered, "He's Baal?" ”
Umba shouted, "Exactly! He is the legendary supreme being, the King of Destruction, Baal! The king of super monsters standing on top of the monsters!! ”
Barr felt a little sweaty on his forehead, he didn't want to bear the title of "King of Monsters" at all, he always felt awkward...
The monsters were all amazed, whew... Exclamations kept ringing out.
Baal was famous and famous, and he has become a generation of monster myths, and his legend has been passed down by monsters as a good story, and is the ultimate object of all monster worship and longing.
But is this human in front of you really Baal? It's not that I've heard of Baal's demonic body, with two horns on his head, wings on his back, a sword of destruction in his hand, a silver shockwave on his feet, and a breath of death flames, the real Baal should be like this, but he's just a human in front of him.
The mantis bully's surprised expression only lasted for a moment, and then he sneered: "He's not Baal at all, the real Baal is dead!" ”
After a long silence, Barr finally spoke again: "It doesn't matter if you believe it or not. I'm here today for one purpose, and that's to beat you up! ”
As soon as Barr said this, the audience instantly fell silent.
Then, the monsters suddenly laughed, spreading like a bomb, and the laughter continued again.
After Umba said that he wanted to annex their Red Legion just now, another fool said that he was going to beat them, and the monsters felt that it was really fun today, and Da Lang couldn't stop laughing.
The four-armed white ape and the three-eyed vulture looked up to the sky and laughed, and the calm praying mantis bully couldn't hold back in the end, such a funny joke, a little ant, actually said again and again that he wanted to defeat the elephant, this is really funny.
However, before the monsters' laughter lasted a few seconds, Barr suddenly smiled coldly and muttered, "Let me hear who laughs the most?" ”
When it comes to laughter, the voice of the four-armed white ape is undoubtedly the loudest. The four-armed white ape heard Barr's muttering just now, and he laughed loudly and said, "Uncle, I laugh the loudest, what can you do?" ”
Suddenly, I heard Barr whisper: "Then I'll deal with you first!" ”
I saw him stomp to the ground with one foot, and a white dragon rushed out directly, tearing the ground apart in an instant. The powerful shockwave was completely concentrated in one direction, blasting straight towards the four-armed white ape, and the speed was extremely fast.
Seeing this, the four-armed white ape had no time to dodge at all, and if he dodged, the little brother behind him would all suffer, and hurriedly waved his debut fist shadow, wanting to break up those super-concentrated shock waves, but he didn't expect the white dragon to burst very, extremely strong, and directly knocked him out of the air.
The four-armed white ape only felt that he had been hit by a cannon, and his body was almost about to fall apart, and he fell to the ground far away with a bang, dizzy, with gold stars in his eyes, and he couldn't stand up at all while lying on the ground.
Seeing this scene, countless monsters gasped and were stunned on the spot!