Volume 1 [053] Treat me with long hair and waist......

For Kunshen's electric eyes, Dongsheng and Beise have all been taught.

Back then, at a rather high-end and high-grade banquet, they saw Kunshen hook his soul with his eyes, and soaked in a female star who was red and purple at that time. What's even more awesome is that the female star was originally famous for her tsundere, and she rejected people thousands of miles away on weekdays, but that night somehow since she looked at Kunshen's electric eyes, she took the initiative to attack and pushed Kunshen backwards that night......

was a little different from the imagination of the two lewd demons, and the woman in Tsing Yi was a little distracted, and her next reaction was relatively calm. This means that she should not be stunned by the electric eyes of Kunshen Wanling.

The woman in Tsing Yi was calm, but Kunshen couldn't be calm. In that 5-second long star-to-eye contact, Kunshen had already touched the other party's heart. Although the woman in Tsing Yi didn't say a word, he already knew her very well. He can be sure that the woman in Tsing Yi is not as calm and tranquil as her on the outside, on the contrary, this woman is actually very active on the inside, and she is quite characterful.

It's just that she won't show her true colors until she meets the right person.

Perhaps, that right person is the new generation of guardian knights?

Thinking of this, Kunshen was completely messy.

weishenme Among the four obscenities, Kunshen is known as Xidang? Quite simply, he has the most rippling mind on the planet. Once he rippled, he couldn't care so much, only to see him staring at the woman in Tsing Yi affectionately, and said in a magnetic voice: "Goddess, can I chant a poem for you?" ”

Before the woman in Tsing Yi could react, Kun Shen had already begun to chant the first sentence: "Treat my long hair to my waist......"

"Stop, brother, stop!" Playing with milk lewdness, Beijing rushed over, covered the black fat man's mouth suddenly, and pulled the black fat man's sleeve fiercely, and then sneered at the woman in Tsing Yi and said, "I'm sorry, he's joking with you, don't take it to heart." ”

I have to say that Beise's move is helping Gao Chao and is really good for him.

Those who are familiar with Kunshen know that in most cases, he is a charismatic man. It's just that when he recites poetry, he can't look at it directly, it's too ruinous.

It was precisely because of the fact that Kunshen might scare the goddess away with a poem, that Beise stopped him with lightning speed.

Next to Volini showed a look of watching a good show, just now I saw you stumbling black fat man chanting poetry with a more stumbling affectionate appearance, Volini felt a kind of Dongshi effect on the spot. Even though the fat man was very affectionate, his tragic appearance ruined it all.

As a woman, Volini touched her conscience and thought about it, if such a black fat man confessed to herself affectionately in such a way, then she would probably not be able to eat for three days.

"It's okay." The woman in Tsing Yi didn't show the slightest disgust, when she opened the golden mouth, everyone was dazzled by her indescribable beautiful voice, and completely forgot the embarrassment just now. Under the squinting gaze of the four womanizers, the woman in Tsing Yi continued to say in that voice that was not worth her life: "We didn't expect that several of you candidates would gather together, and with the ability of a few of you, the difficulty of getting through this copy will be greatly reduced. With this in mind, we intend to add two additional questions on an ad hoc basis. ”

"Hey, it should be, it should be......"

The east prostitute exposes his true nature, and his legs are weak when he sees the beauty again.

Brother Ku was interrupted by the outbreak of "Shixing", and he was a little depressed.

He nodded, in agreement.

Beise and the female version of Guanxi are very curious, and they all say that the exam questions of the Goddess Alliance are strange, and some are so strange that they are shocking, what kind of temporary exam questions will appear next?

In addition, there is a more realistic question, the exam questions of the Goddess Alliance have always been known for their difficulties, will these two temporary extra exam questions directly pass the two candidates?

The atmosphere inside the dungeon has become quite eerie.

When the average player places a dungeon, his mind is full of things related to the dungeon. Only the five-person team in front of me is an exception, and the five people don't seem to have thought about the fact that the dungeon is about to refresh the monster, and they are all thinking about issues that have nothing to do with the dungeon.

"Let's get started." A hint of a smile appeared in the corner of the woman's eyes in Tsing Yi, it is conceivable that she must be smiling like a flower under the veil, only to hear her say a not-so-elegant topic in that elegant voice: "As we all know, the guardian knights of the Goddess Alliance need a certain lewd index. In other words, a certain level of lewdness index is essential in order to become a qualified guardian knight. ”

The three major obscene demons and the female version of Guanxi Brother didn't say a word, and listened carefully, for fear of missing any keyword.

"The first provisional question is very simple, a little test of the lewdness index of the two candidates." Speaking of this, the woman in Tsing Yi began to quote the scriptures: "I think you all know that when the pig killing knife only used the two keywords of 'woman, lake', he created a famous sentence for the ages, and countless celebrities saw this person's strong potential and lasciviousness index beyond ordinary people from his sentences." Here, we might as well pay tribute to the classics and create a ......"

As soon as they heard this, the four people at the scene all showed a look of yearning, and there was a kind of seriousness to pay tribute to the legend.

About twenty-one years ago, the Goddess Alliance released an exam question for the whole shijie, please use the two keywords "woman, lake" to form a sentence, at that time, the pig killing knife was full of emotion and sighed to create such a sentence: A large group of beautiful women bathed in the lake, I hid next to me and peeked happily, life is really TMD......

Just because of this sentence, the pig killing knife has become one of the few men who have passed the first level assessment!

Regarding the pig-killing knife, he was an enigmatic man, and many expert critics and later historians said that he was a contradictory complex of half coquettish and lascivious and half simple and kind.

Later, after the pig killing knife retired, he wrote in his autobiography "Time is a Pig Killing Knife": I often feel that lewdness has eroded my heart. Fortunately, there is an eternal purity that still guards my soul......

At this moment, it is an honor to be able to pay tribute to the classics, both east and west.

"The league gave me the right to improvise, so I improvised this exam question. Since Mr. Senri Sky Woman just mentioned 'treat me with long hair to my waist', please make up a sentence with 'treat me with long hair and waist'......"

Hearing the goddess announce such an exam question, the four of them fell into deep thought.

The two candidates were thinking about how to form a sentence, while Beise and Volini were wondering what kind of answers the two candidates would give.

Kunshen is worthy of being the legendary man with the fastest second reaction, he only thought for two seconds, and made up a sentence in one breath: "Ah, when I have long hair and waist, I can be as coquettish as I want." When my long hair reaches my waist, the xiaolongbao becomes a big meat bun. When I have long hair and waist-length, I'll strip you naked and let you ......."

Quiet!

Quiescence!

Obviously, this answer was beyond the expectations of everyone on the scene.

A trace of astonishment flashed in the beautiful eyes of the woman in Tsing Yi, and then quickly returned to normal.

The female version of Guanxi was impressed by the black fat man for the first time, and she was thinking: Is there a mistake, is it okay to make a sentence like this?

Playing with milk in Beijing was shocked by Kunshen, he looked at the cool brother with extremely admiring eyes, and thought to himself, he deserved to be my eldest brother, and he was so stylish to make a sentence casually, but ...... Can such a scale be accepted by the Goddess Alliance?

As if inspired by the god of Kun, the chrysanthemum still seemed to be full of inspiration, as if there were thousands of ancient sayings about to erupt, he couldn't wait to say: "Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, if I don't give money, I won't!" ”

Burst......!

The female version of Guanxi couldn't hold it first, she felt that the two candidates were kneeling rhythmically.

At the same time, she secretly pinched a sweat for the two of them, the two obscene demons won't be swept down without passing the first question, right?

"Good, good sentence!" Playing with milk in Beijing was even more unbearable, and commented excitedly: "It's too connotative, too profound, and too reflective of the current social phenomenon!" Xiaoju, I found out for the first time, it turns out that you are so talented! ”

"Wow hahaha...... "Dong lewd smug daxiao, and coaxed: "Do you think I haven't graduated from high school like you, but my brother is also an honorary professor at the School of Online Game Development and Research of Hatching University." ”

"That kind of honorary professor, it doesn't seem to have any gold content, right?"

"Anyway, I'm also a high-level intellectual!"

“…………”

The two habitually quarreled, completely ignoring whether others could stand it or not.

Only Kunshen was looking at the woman in Tsing Yi with his eyes, on the one hand, he was waiting for the woman in Tsing Yi to announce the results. On the other hand, he is ready, if he fails to pass the level this time, he will use the super mysterious special move at the bottom of the box to make the woman in Tsing Yi change her mind.