"If I hadn't gone to play outside the Forever Pavilion with the leader Emperor Inhata that day, when Gensokyo was full of strange and beautiful flowers, maybe I wouldn't have met the man who was on the edge of the bamboo forest. If I hadn't met that person on the edge of the bamboo forest that day, maybe I would still be a lively, carefree rabbit now. ”

"But unfortunately, there is no if."

"I'm sick, it's heart. Now, every time she comes to the Eternal Pavilion, I feel that I am full of energy in whatever I do, and I can even feel her presence in the depths of the bamboo forest while she is still at the edge of the bamboo forest. And every time she left the Eternal Pavilion, I felt that I didn't even have the strength to make medicine, and all that echoed in my ears was the sound of her leaving. ”

"My name is Inhatama, the three leaders of the Rabbit Horn Alliance promoted by the emperor, and here is the story between me and a woman who strayed into Gensokyo and liked to call herself 'eldest princess'."

……

"Oops! Is this the same person that Reisen wrote!! ”

After decisively deciding not to disturb the passionate collision between Princess Kaguya and Comrade Meihong and left automatically, soon after, the eldest princess returned to her villa in the Earth World with a thick stack of handwritten manuscripts. The manuscript in his hand was quickly snatched by Liz, and then Daisy, Xana and others immediately surrounded her, and even the mercury lamp of "light wind and clouds" came over intentionally or unintentionally, and listened to Lizzy read the manuscript aloud with affection-

"It all starts with the 'Flower Change' that Gensokyo, which is said to happen once every 60 years."

"It was a beautiful, beautiful aberration. I don't think I'll ever see a more beautiful sea of flowers in my life. Again, I don't think I'll ever have a more beautiful encounter in my life—though she never had me in her eyes, but only the Emperor-sama, Eirin-sama, and Princess Kaguya. ”

"It would have been a very ordinary day. [Today, too, you have to make good medicine and work hard!] The leader, Lord Reizen, said this to me gently. ”

I nodded. Pounding medicine is our mission. Although work can sometimes be tiring, our Rabbit Horn Alliance is not the kind of lazy rabbit alliance that does not work hard and does not want to make progress. So, as usual, I started working with the other sisters, taking out the tools and getting ready to work hard. ”

"But at this time, the emperor is here."

The emperor said. She found many, many flowers in and outside the bamboo forest, and the whole Gensokyo was almost a sea of flowers. It's really rare to see such a scene, so the emperor decided to take us sisters to play together...... Oh no, let's go and watch it. ”

"It all started with this one decision."

……

"By the way, this article was really written by that Lingxian?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well, it's nothing...... I just think that even rabbits are so literate, this world is really desperate......"

"You don't discriminate against rabbits, ahhh!!h

Reizen's manuscript is thick. It doesn't seem to know how much effort she's put into it. In order to avoid being taken by the master to "breed" with the eldest princess, the rabbit is desperate this time.

Of course, he will be taken by the master to "breed" with the eldest princess, this kind of thing is told to Reisen by another black-bellied rabbit who writes "Inaba Emperor" as "Cunning Emperor", so whether there has been any "clever modification" in the middle, except for the rabbit, I'm afraid no one knows the way.

"How? Do you think this article can be published? ”

In fact, since I learned that I had given birth to a hundred daughters, I could always live as a man. The eldest princess is not disgusted at all...... Oh no, the eldest princess is not disgusted at all by Bayi Yonglin to "mate" with those two rabbits. If it weren't for the fact that he still had a little bit of "shame", when he visited the Eternal Pavilion this time, he might have begged Lord Yonglin to hurry up and develop the "Octoptlet Medicine" to help him give birth to a lot of rabbit-eared girls with those two rabbits as soon as possible - however, Suzuzen-san's "shame" about "mating for the sake of mating in the red fruit land" is still deeply understood, so he decided to support the strong idea of "replacing breeding with the same people and producing new rabbits in the moe world", and strive to promote the "" The "original fandom" of ordinary rabbits in the "Rabbit Horn Alliance".

"Well, the text is good. Whether it's the style or the content, it's simply enviable, jealous and hateful," Liz nodded, "but there are two things I care about. ”

"Which two?" The eldest princess said.

"First, with pictures." Liz thought for a moment. "Fandom without a picture of the protagonist is just ordinary fandom. Characters who can't make all readers concretely imagine their specific images in their minds will not appear in the moe world. The reason why Xiao Meow can appear is because her image is depicted in a simple and detailed way - her image can directly refer to her other mother, Sanae-sama, and then add some descriptions of personality, expression and other aspects, and a vivid and vivid girl Xiao Meow jumps on the page. But the 'Inhatama' in this text is different, although there are many characteristics of the rabbit are very similar, but is this rabbit like that Reisen, or like the Inaba Emperor, or is it different from the two of them, and has its own image? This must be clarified, not to mention that this text describes a 'affectionate rabbit' whose personality is different from that of Reisen and Inhata Emperor - so it is necessary to have not only her image in her calm state, but also her image in her affectionate state, her image in her working state, her image when she is playing, and her ...... in bathing."

"Wait! The last image is unnecessary!! The eldest princess interrupted her with a whimsical expression.

"Ahem...... All in all, a concrete image is a must. Lizzy continued disapprovingly, "It's best to have a picture of the eldest princess when she was half-dressed when she was in lily, and with the help of the eldest princess's fame, this image will definitely be promoted in the fandom soon." ”

"You know a lot about the fandom world...... "The eldest princess squeezed her sweat smugly.

"Don't forget, I have a lot of Oriental fanfics in my head." The corners of Liz's mouth furled, and she replied smugly.

"Okay, I'll think of a way to do it with pictures, it just so happens that Xiaoyuan is more interested in hand-drawing, and Xiao Meow should be able to help in this regard, after all, she is an all-round daughter." The eldest princess said. "And what about the second point?"

"Second point......" Liz looked at him, and suddenly leaned in—

"Brother, you won't have let Reisen get 'wet' already, right?"

"Oh poof!"

The eldest princess almost spurted blood.

"Familiar, if you say that about me, I will still sue you for slander!!" The eldest princess whispered in a wrenched voice.

"But don't you think that it takes a deep, deep affection for you to write such an affectionate article?" Liz waved the manuscript in her hand.

"......" The eldest princess was stunned.

So says Liz. If you think about it again, it seems to ...... It seems that there is really such a thing.

But no, our rabbits can't be so affectionate!!

"Could it be that in order to write a successful and affectionate fandom, Lingxian actually regarded Xiao Ye as a friend in his heart...... Lover? The corners of Daisy's mouth twitched slightly, and she said with some wistfulness.

"No......" said the eldest princess.

"Rabbits are so anxious that they can even bite," Liz said calmly and disapprovingly, "Don't underestimate the heart of a rabbit who works hard to refuse to mate......"

Eldest Princess: "......"

In order not to be forced to mate, Reisen has worked hard to this point.

It seems that Emperor Inhata doesn't know what kind of terrible concept he has instilled in you......

In fact, it's just a breed. You don't have to be more repelled than being poured aphrodisiac......

The eldest princess secretly pinched her sweat.

But then again, since Reisen likes herself a little bit now, can she go and "strike while the iron is hot"......

Can you go and have a bang with Reizen?!

"Ernie-chan, you're a 'pregnant woman' now...... I was thinking to myself, but at this moment, Liz suddenly leaned in again and whispered, "If you go and do that kind of thing with someone now." Then you are the legendary 'Pregnant Woman Play'. ”

"Ahh

Mind read!!

But wait! More important than being read is-

"Can you please not be so evil! And also. By the way, how did you know all these things?! The eldest princess cried out in disgust.

"Well,Recently, I've been working hard to learn to write doujin like Reisen in order for my brother not to be used by others for breeding.,So I've read a lot of novels on the Internet," Liz smiled calmly, "Occasionally, some discordant things, I'll still see them.。 ”

"......" The eldest princess frowned deeply. Deeply.

"I want to ban your net...... Really ......"

"You can't negate an entire forest just because of a tree, brother!" Liz said aggrievedly, "It's better for you to ban the source of those things than to ban my net—just like the forever 17-year-old aunt." ”

"Purple?" The eldest princess listened to her. Slightly stunned, "Speaking of which, I didn't see Zi M's figure today-where did she go?" ”

"She's going to turn humanity into a bag of sin." Mercury Lamp listened to his question, smiled slightly evilly, and replied unhurriedly.

"Huh?"

"It's still the kind of novel I just mentioned," Liz took over and said slowly, "In this world, if someone has love, there will be people who use the love of those people to make money, and there will be cute two-dimensional girls, and there will be people who want to make a profit by selling meat from those girls, and in the name of love, they will arrange some plots to pass at will, as if it will be 'natural', those girls love the male protagonist to death, no matter how many women the male pig horns crawl on every day, they also 'love' him brainlessly, Willingly do one of his meat X devices - that 17-year-old girl happened to see a fandom on the Internet a few days ago, in which the male pig horn not only toppled her thousand-year-old lover, but also your 'destiny' and your current 'husband' - Yuyuko of Xixing Temple, but also described various shots in great detail, simply writing Yuyuko as a lustful woman who was conquered by the sensual senses, like a conquered slave, lying under the man, kneeling in front of the man- Some of you men are certainly happy to read articles about the subjugation of women in the name of love, but for 17 ......"

"......" (To be continued......)