Chapter 56 If You Don't Die, You Won't Die
Well?
Except for Anthony and Jeremy Lin, everyone on the Knicks team was shocked by their boldness. Dare to challenge Wang Xiaomu, this is something that no one dared to think of after Coach Wang Da hit 13 ultra-long shots in a row. Did these two guys practice the way of spinning around with their eyes closed and throwing the ball in?
By the way, we haven't introduced what a horse challenge is.
Fans who are familiar with the NBA may know that this game is prevalent among NBA players. The most famous is the intra-team battle of the Dream Team 1. Horse's rules are very simple, the first player chooses a point to shoot, if successful, the next player must shoot at the same point in the same position, if you don't shoot will get a letter "H", and so on, when a player gets the five letters "H~O~R~S~E", he is out, if gambling means paying obediently.
When the Dream Team was training, Jordan, Magic Johnson and Glider Drexler were also very enthusiastic about the game, although the Dream Team had almost all the bright stars in the NBA at that time, but not everyone could play. In other words, not everyone can let the gods play with it. Apart from the first three, only Pippen and Mullin seem to have this honor. Oh, you said Big Bird Bird, well, the reason he's been left out is, he's just too rebellious. As long as it is a horse game he participates in, others can only stare dryly.
Among normal people, the magician once stood on the center of the basketball court, with his back to the basket, and threw into the frame with his eyes closed and his hands.
This move even Jordan did not keep up with the rhythm.
But Melon and Jeremy Lin are challenging a boss like Big Bird Bird this time. Could it be that these two people have water in their brains?
Wang Xiaomu looked at these two guys who were smiling evilly together, and knew that the two of them had been planning for a long time, and in order to make these two calves who didn't know whether to live or die die more heartwarmingly, Coach Wang even increased his chips.
"Help the winner buy groceries for a month." This trip to the Waldorf Astoria Hotel is not completely without gain, the most important gain is that Wang Xiaomu found that this hotel is actually a very authentic Sichuan cuisine chef!
After the forcible seizure failed, Wang Xiaomu was not angry and demolished the hotel directly, after all, Jiang Shenlan is still working here, isn't it? The face of compatriots is also somewhat a little. After Wang Xiaomu used a series of smashing stunts such as throwing dead rats, eating overlord meals, and throwing flies in the dishes, the hotel reached a consensus with him, and the two sides shared the ownership of the chef, as long as Wang Xiaomu was in New York, he would first serve the food of the palace, and then it would be the turn of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.
For this matter, Paris Hilton listed Wang Xiaomu as the hotel's number one public enemy.
"He's a shame on the hotel!" So said the Hilton heir on his Twitter. This anonymous remark was quickly reprinted, and well-known figures in the global gossip circle wrote articles to analyze who got the ownership of Paris Hilton for free, and who gave up it in the end.
It's far away, back to the training arena.
After Wang Xiaomu raised, Anthony and Jeremy Lin hurriedly ran to the side and whispered, the two of them bumped words sneakily, and they both focused on each other, they thought that Coach Wang Da would definitely not be able to run this time, and he would definitely capsize in the gutter.
"Coach, then I'll come first!" Anthony looked like a triumphant villain and ran to the midfield with the ball.
This is a battle that has attracted the attention of the world, at least the Knicks, and is even comparable to the NBA Finals in the hearts of everyone. When Anthony ran to the midfield, everyone thought that he was doing a magician-like move at most.
Unexpectedly, Anthony came to the midfield to help run.
I saw that the melon directly grabbed the ball in his hand, didn't even do the dribbling action, walked with the ball, rushed to the basket, and then provoked, a 360° turn in the air, which was not enough, Cameron even took a 180° turn and dunked the back of the ball into the basket.
Wow~~ The whole court is thunderous, don't talk about this, even if you participate in the All-Star Slam Dunk Contest, it is definitely a full score!
Seeing the rogue tricks of the melon, everyone suddenly realized that Coach Wang Da shot accurately, but according to his Chinese height and bounce, this kind of shooting action is obviously impossible.
At this time, the entire Knicks training hall was boiling, and everyone began to applaud almost at the same time. Neat and rhythmic applause resounded throughout the training ground, and even the mopping aunt and toilet uncle also appeared in time to witness this historical moment. The second elder even complained that the weishenme bet was not to pierce the floor and sweep the toilet.
Obviously, everyone thinks of Wang Xiaomu as a human being.
I saw Coach Wang Xiaomu waving his hand unhurriedly, signaling everyone to be quiet first, and then calmly took the ball from Anthony's hand and handed it to Jeremy Lin, who was coaxing on the side.
"You come first." Coach Wang is not stupid, you kid framed me, and you also came to make a fool of yourself.
Unexpectedly, Jeremy Lin was extremely single, and Wang Xiaomu was almost flashed by this guy's smooth brain.
Jeremy Lin didn't even take the ball, and directly raised his hands to play a scoundrel, "I admit defeat, admit defeat and lose half." "He didn't have the confidence to make Cameron's action just now, even if he pulled his tendons and pierced his tail bones, he was choked enough, so he didn't bother to do it, anyway, the idea was Anthony's idea, and Cameron paid for it even if he lost.
Wang Xiaomu has seen shamelessness, but he has never seen shamelessness so thoroughly. So Coach Wang had no choice but to jump into the fire pit under the attention of the whole team + all kinds of soy sauce employees.
thereupon
On February 14, 2012, the history of the Knicks recorded: head coach Mr. Wang Xiaomu, in the Madison Square Garden training hall, jumped on the spot, 540 ° turn dunk + one-arm big loop dunk, the air time tends to be infinite, and the height of the air tends to be infinite.
After blinding the titanium-magnesium alloy diamond eyes of all the guys in the Knicks, Wang Xiaomu even coquettishly asked if he needed to continue.
"Absolutely with you to the end." Wang Xiaomu is holding the ball at the moment as if a god has descended to earth, this action is really beyond the limits of human beings.
Hearing only a plop, Anthony bowed to the ground and shouted: "Surrender, can you lose half!" ”
Obviously, this request was not approved by Wang Xiaomu, and in the next four prescribed actions, Wang Xiaomu staged a one-handed back-tossed three-point for the Knicks and the hammers; full-field bottom-line ICBM bukkake; The floor behind the rebound is refracted into the frame; There was also a shot that took advantage of the swing of the Nets to explode a chrysanthemum shot from the hoop. (This shot refers to the NCAA game of a certain year, there is a video on the Internet, too TM incredible)
According to the NBA wild history, since Wang Xiaomu participated in a horse challenge, no one in the entire Knicks team dared to mention this word, and even a certain star heard this word with a bit of an impulse of "two wars, almost want to go first".
Of course, this is all off topic, back in the NBA season, the Knicks need to fly out of the country to take on the Toronto Raptors on the road. Since the Vancouver Grizzlies became the Memphis Grizzlies, Canada has only been left with an NBA team. In fact, it is said that it is two countries, Toronto is not far from New York, and even closer than the last challenge against Minnesota.
On the afternoon of the 14th, after nearly a two-hour flight, all the Knicks players landed at Toronto Pearson International Airport, where they will accept the challenge of the Raptors, a new NBA team.
Although the Raptors have not been in the NBA for a long time, they also have their own pride, such as their former Dragon King Bosh, such as their dunk king Vince Carter, and even they drew the No. 1 pick to sign Italian center Andrea Bagnani. In 2009, the Raptors signed small forward Hido Turkelou, who led the Magic to the Finals for five years and $53 million. Back then, they had an inside line that was the envy of the league. Unfortunately, Hido Turkglou was unable to develop chemistry with the team and was unable to adapt to the environment for a long time.
As analyzed by many media, the Raptors need to change the general manager, and just changing players can no longer solve their Parkinson's disease.
In this way, the Knicks went straight to the Raptors, who were 22-60 last season and the second-to-last in the East, with a narrow six-game winning streak. It seems that this is a hand-to-hand victory, and the Knicks are happy to run, and all the healthy people are waiting to drink the celebratory wine.
According to the tactical manual prepared by Gao Yuanyuan for Wang Xiaomu, the Raptors are an international team. Excluding the remnants of the veterans, three of the Raptors' current starters are international players, namely:
Linas Kreza from Lithuania. Fans who like to watch the Chinese team play are very familiar with him. Under the FIBA system, Kreza's strength is far more terrifying than he is in the NBA league (Yi Jianlian is also like this). Despite this, he also made great achievements in the NBA, and in the 2007-2008 NBA regular season Denver Nuggets hosted the Utah Jazz, Creza played a surprise role, scoring a career-high 41 points, shooting 13-of-21, 4-of-8 three-pointers, plus nine rebounds.
The Raptors' second international stalwart is Jose Calderón.
Needless to say, the Spanish point guard was ranked third in the '07 European Basketball of the Year poll, higher than Finals MVP Parker, behind Kirilenko and Nowitzki. The deepest impression of all shijie fans is the 06 World Championship finals, in the absence of Gasol, Calderon faced the carried away and arrogant Greek men's basketball team, stably controlled the backcourt, and delivered a powerful cannonball for Gabajosa, Gasol Jr. and Navarro, etc., and blew up Span who had just made James and Wade lose face, caught the Greek team off guard, and finally won the first shijie championship in the history of Spanish basketball.
The Raptors' third international titan is actually an old gun in the NBA. Brazilian Leandro Barbosa, who was once named the NBA's Sixth Man of the Year and won the Sixth Man of the Year curse, was smashed to pieces by his old club Spurs in the Western Conference semifinals. (Explanation of terms: The Sixth Man of the Year curse: The Sixth Man of the Year cannot lead the team to a championship in the playoffs)