Chapter 146: Ten minus five, equal to five
[offside] in the VIP room of more than 20 square meters wagging its tail around, the four corners of the room were sniffed by it, it aimlessly circled into the VIP room after the fourth circle, the very loving 'father' squirrel said to it: "Hey! Be nice! Don't pee here! ”
For [offside], Kabine, who is also considered an 'uncle', added a sentence after it: "Obedient!" You can't here! ”
As soon as the words of the two came out, [offside] really behaved a lot, no longer scurrying around in the room like a psychotic disorder, but obediently wagging the dog's tail, moving the dog's steps, and finally crouched down beside the squirrel.
Seeing this, the squirrel said, "That's good! Then he scratched the head of [offside], and then [offside] also leaned up to the dog's head, and the dog hummed a low moan of "woo" in his mouth, which seemed to be enjoying.
At this time, Kabinet was a little impatient and asked the squirrel: "Okay! All right! Tell me the real reason for that! ”
The squirrel was already teasing [offside]'s chin with his fingers, and then replied: "What is the reason?" ”
As soon as Kirbine heard this, he picked up the cloth on the table and threw it at the squirrel, and after the cloth hit the squirrel's shoulder, he said, "Play stupid, don't you?" Hurry up and tell me, where are you going with this dress? ”
The squirrel stopped playing with the dog, bent down to pick up the cloth that had fallen on the ground, and then said with a smile: "Aren't you drinking soup?" I'm here today to make good on my promise? ”
Seeing the squirrel's attitude, Carbine immediately decided to follow the other party. He also adjusted himself to [Idiot Mode] and said, "Come out at noon to drink soup and wear a full suit?" Do you want to keep a dog on a leash? Friend! It seems that you can't control this kind of fashion trend! ”
The squirrel grinned toothily. is completely in line with the state of [idiot mode], and after just closing his mouth, he gave some of his own conditions, saying: "It's okay to want to know, but this borscht ......!" ”
"Must drink~!" Kabine knew what the squirrel wanted to say, and quickly gave his meaning before the other party's words were finished.
The squirrel saw that there was no room for negotiation between the two. He made a "swish" sound in his mouth and said, "Isn't it just a joke?" Why be so serious? And I admit it! I lost my bet! But even an idiot knows that it is impossible for a normal person to drink ten bowls of borscht in one go! Right? ”
Kabine smiled and said, "I don't think you're a normal person, do you?" Would a normal person come out at noon to drink soup and go to the banquet in a full suit, but also lead a dog? ”
That's it. Both of them thought this sentence was particularly funny, except for the fact that [offside] was silent, the two idiots actually laughed out loud.
Kirbine was the fastest to close his mouth, and then immediately said, "Say it or not?" If you say that, I'll subtract three bowls for you. How? ”
Two seconds later. The squirrel also closed his mouth and replied, "How can you be like a woman?" What about this gossip? Didn't I say you'd die? ”
Kabine snorted and said, "What to say! Anyway, I'm just curious, and your behavior today makes me suspicious! ”
Suddenly, the squirrel's face sank, and he asked, "What suspicion?" Am I not playing tricks? You said you were willing to gamble and lose, so I'm here today to drink soup. Give you back a promise! ”
Although Kabine listened to the other party's words, he did not reply. He picked up the menu again and said deliberately, "Let's take a look at the details of the borscht service!" Well......! Very good! Borscht is served after 11 o'clock in the afternoon, just in time! ”
After saying that, Cabine lowered his head slightly and snickered, and blocked himself with the rectangular menu, sneaking out from the top of the menu, to see the idiotic reaction of the squirrel......
The squirrel pretended to be angry and said, "Please understand! You're the only friend in Granada, so you don't have to do that, do you? ”
At this point, Kabine was not blocked by the other party, and replied word by word: "Good! Since we are friends, then I just want to know the real reason for your abnormal appearance...... but you sneakily don't tell the truth like you're going to be a thief, is that reasonable? ”
All of a sudden, the squirrel's mouth really couldn't spit out words to block Kirbine's move, as if he was persuaded by the other party's words, that is, even though Kabine did have some gossip, regardless of whether the other party was curious or not, anyway, the squirrel was always right, and refused to talk about the topic happily, even if the reason was really a, so why not be happy and tell the truth?
In other words, the real reason in it is that it is difficult to speak, even in the face of Kabine's questioning, the squirrel feels that some things are better not to say.
Seeing that there were no steps left, the squirrel straightened his body and said, "Okay! Actually, I'm going to Gibraltar for a private party in a while, so I'm dressed so formally! ”
Seeing that the other party was relieved, Kabine was overjoyed and asked, "Oh? Is it? Is it necessary to bring [offside] with you? ”
The squirrel glanced at the [offside] lying beside him, and then said: "You also know, although my family is big, but there is no servant or part-time worker or anything, I drive to a round trip by myself is only six hours, and I will come back immediately when I am a little more tonight, and [offside] has no problem with me, it is not good to often entrust it to a pet hotel, and there is little time to accompany it when I go out to play, since I have time to rest now, I should go out for a walk with it......!" ”
Kabine smiled and said, "Wow~! What a touching father-son relationship! I almost cried! Ha~~! ”
When the squirrel heard this, he smashed the hand-wiping cloth back and said, "Go die!" ”
With his hand, Kirbine removed the cloth and said, "But it's strange? If you don't have to bring [offside], you can fly over? ”
The squirrel snorted and said, "It's all said that you're an idiot, and you still don't believe it?" There are no direct local flights to Gibraltar! Don't even know that? Idiot! ”
Cabine's intuition was reasonable, and he let out an "oh" and replied, "Yes!" Your sports car is so fast, I believe it won't take you six hours to go back and forth, right? ”
The squirrel replied: "Don't worry about this! I'm not going to drive fast! ”
Kirbine nodded his head and said, "Hmm! That's pretty much it! ”
Then, Squirrel shifted the topic back to today's topic and asked, "I've told the truth, then...... How many bowls of borscht do you subtract for me? ”
Carbine looked at the menu again and said, "Minus five bowls!" All right? But remember, there's some chili powder to sprinkle in! ”
The squirrel also seemed to want to be a man, but it was already like this, so he had to fulfill his promise and said, "Okay! So be it! Even if I can't finish drinking, [Offside] can help me drink a little! ”
How do you know that Kabine shouted: "your fart!" Beware of me calling the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and reporting that someone here is abusing animals and forcing a Labrador to drink soup! ”
The squirrel ran out of tricks and said, "Good~good~good~!" Hurry up and get soup......! (To be continued......)