Chapter 294: Presidents and Members
After a brief conversation on the phone with Mr. Haas, Kirbine stood at the table with his hands on his hips, not thinking about what kind of breakfast he should prepare for himself, but the laptop on the table was the main reason he was concerned about.
So, won't he power on his laptop? It's, it's even easier to power on a laptop than it is to charge a phone, and the laptop will work on its own with just a gentle press of the power start button.
With a "snort" in his mouth, he sat on the mahogany chair in front of the dining table, and although his face was somewhat mixed with a little embarrassment, he still pressed the power start button of the laptop, and with a "boom", this machine that can be called the greatest invention of the twentieth century was put into operation at once.
Then, instead of waiting for the computer screen to enter the desktop, Carbine made a strange call to the squirrel, and after six or seven rings on the phone, he finally heard the squirrel say in a weak voice on the other end of the phone:
"Idiot! The drill class is in the afternoon, and you call now, have you ever thought about the rest of others? If you don't give me a reason to be satisfied, then I'll clean you up on the practice field in the afternoon! β
In the face of the squirrel's joking intimidation, Cabine just snorted, but always disturbed other people's rest first, so Cabine still reluctantly said to the squirrel: "I'm sorry! I just have a question for you! β
"Say it! After that, I still had two more hours of sleep! The rat's voice was so low that it was almost inaudible to Cabine, and it was not hard to guess. The idiot of the squirrel didn't roll off the soft bunk.
"I ...... How do I apply for a personal account on social media? "Kabine knew it was an idiotic question. But it was a big problem for him.
The squirrel continued to give an attitude of dying: "I'm convinced, you're an idiot!" You are definitely eligible to be elected Honorary President of the Association for Children with Intellectual Disabilities. It's true! β
The ridiculed Kabine said angrily: "Don't think that if you don't say it, I won't find any other way to deal with this matter, and ...... I am the president of the Association for Children with Intellectual Disabilities, so you are a lifelong member. β
"Ha~ha~! Interesting! The mouse's tone changed a little, he propped himself up from the soft bunk, swept his messy hair with his palm, and then said, "Sue me, why do you suddenly want to apply for a personal account on a social networking site, is it to build momentum for yourself?" Anyway, the news about your transfer in the past few days has already shocked the whole of Spain. Will that be the case? β
"Nope! No! I just wanted to get involved with social networking. Cabine's reason was reluctant, but he knew very well that he was not telling the truth.
The reason why Carbine suddenly wanted to apply for a personal account on the social networking site is very simple, first, he wants to clarify on his personal social page for the transfer news, and second, he wants to give a wild remark and offend Mr. Vali, who has offended countless fans of the Real Madrid team, to slow down the urgency.
Fortunately, the squirrel knew it, and he yawned lazily. He said, "your fart!" Mr. President, I would like to inform you that any member of the public who has applied for an account on a social networking site has only one purpose. That is, he wants to gather his own supporters, further consolidate his popularity, and increase his own interests. Got it? β
Given an insight into his initial thoughts by a mentally handicapped member, Kirbine looked embarrassed. If the squirrel guy was in front of him at this time, then he would definitely be further ridiculed by the squirrel.
"Uh~~~? So how many followers does your social media account have? Kabine suddenly asked irrelevant questions.
And the squirrel seemed proud to reply, "Two million followers." This doesn't scare you, does it? If I am promoted to a first-list star in the future, then it is likely that my followers will exceed 20 million! β
"Got it! All you need to do is explain how to apply for an account, and I'll take care of the rest. As soon as he finished speaking, Kabine woke up the sleeping laptop with his finger, and the screen lit up.
The squirrel did not forget to tease Kabine again in the last time, and he said: "You want me to teach you to apply for a personal account, which not only insults you, but also lowers the level of my choice of friends, alas! β
"If you talk? Then I'm going to curse you for not being in the starting lineup for ten games, can you believe it? Constantly being ridiculed by the squirrel, Kabine finally lost his patience.
Later, basically the squirrel gave guidance on the phone, and only briefly explained a few details, after all, applying for a personal account on a social networking site is not equivalent to a network hacker cracking a difficult password, and no matter how idiotic Cabine is, there is a minimum limit.
In less than three minutes, Kirbine's personal account on the social networking site was officially opened, his palms trembled slightly, and he clicked on his own social page, where it was blank, so clean, but there was no guarantee that it would be the same after tonight.
"Just update a story and let fans and media know that you've opened a personal account, and then wait for your own follower count to keep going up, but ...... As a member of the public, don't make overly radical statements, which will affect your own image. Before ending the call, the squirrel gave a final reminder.
Carbine let out an "oh" and said, "Thank you!" Idiot! We'll see you at the training base in the afternoon! β
After that, Kirbyne faced the bright computer screen, rubbed his palms, pursed his lips, and was faced with the magical world of social networks, like an unevolved ape facing the modern world.
"Uh~~~? What's the good thing about the first post? Kabine muttered to himself.
Then, a message "Hello fans! I'm CabinΓ© of Granada] became the first post that Cabine posted on social media.
Then, he logged out of his personal account, thinking that he would log in again in an hour to see how his page would react.
Really an hour later, Carbine logged in to his personal account again, and he found dozens of comments under the first news, and the vast majority of netizens unanimously felt that this personal account claiming to be Carbine was fake, and one netizen left a message: [Hello! Carbine! I am God! Are you insane? (To be continued......)