905 Ye Meng's offensive
Although this little girl has never practiced acting skills, and she has no love affair, which makes this action very jerky, but with her beautiful appearance, with the spring heart that has sprouted, and the real love for Zhang Jin, it still makes this very inadequate action very sexy, at least for Zhang Jin, who was tempted by her **, it is quite tempting.
Therefore, the young little girl performed 'smoke and flattery', which made Zhang Jin can't help but want to laugh at the same time, but he can't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.
"Gollum!"
As soon as he took a mouthful of saliva, Zhang Jin noticed his gaffe, which was too loud. The big one didn't even suppress the sound of wind and rain outside the cave, and even the sound of firewood cracking from the bonfire couldn't cover it firmly. Judging from the girl's smile like a little fox, she definitely heard it clearly.
So, even if Zhang Jin's face can be peeled off to make 'body armor' and 'tank armor', he can't help but feel slightly hot.
At the critical juncture, Zhang Jin hurriedly sacrificed the big killer weapon of 'playing others left and right' again, and said disdainfully:
"!"
"We'll see!"
"What did you say?"
"Nothing."
Faced with Zhang Jin's change of topic, Ye Meng didn't say anything, but after glancing at Zhang Jin again meaningfully, he closed his eyes again.
Of course, Ye Meng's heart didn't plan to end like this, this Nizi closed her eyes not because she hadn't slept well at all and wanted to continue sleeping, but because she was a little ashamed, and it was also to recall the teachings of her eldest sister Guo Jinqiu in middle school, and the collective efforts of the other two sisters. Think back to the tutorials you found, how those 'heartthrobs' charmed men.
"Brother-in-law. Now you can be stubborn, anyway, we have to live together on this island for a long time, and there are many opportunities! I still don't believe I can't get you!
The eldest sister said that men are animals that think with their lower bodies. I'm the only woman on this island, and I can make your eyes blue in a few days, and I'll flirt and add ......fire from time to time."
As time passed, as the ambiguous atmosphere between the two gradually faded, Zhang Jin, who had a weak heart before, finally recovered. Ye Meng, who closed his eyes before and planned the next course of action. The steps were gradually finalized.
"Gollum!"
This time it was no longer Zhang Jin's unproductive swallowing saliva, but the protest of Ye Meng's stomach.
"Brother-in-law, do you have anything to eat? I am hungry! ”
There is no need for Ye Meng to say, just listen to this abdominal sound, Zhang Jin also knew that Ye Meng's stomach was hungry, so when Ye Meng spoke, Zhang Jin had already pretended to reach into his pocket, but in fact, he took out a piece of chocolate in the space and handed it over.
"If you're lucky, I thought about it before the skydive, so I put a few pieces of chocolate on my body temporarily!
And in the water this toss. It's not all gone! ”
After Ye Meng took the chocolate handed over by Zhang Jin, although her hands and feet were numb, she peeled off the tin foil and ate it, but while eating, she still said pitifully:
"I can't get enough of a piece of chocolate!"
Ye Meng was very cute and pitiful, so Zhang Jin couldn't help but smile softly and shook his head:
"You put a chocolate pad first, and my brother-in-law will cook a big meal for you."
said. Zhang Jin brought the medical box of the plane, which had also entered the space from behind, to Ye Meng when he parachuted before, and then said:
"How? The big meal in this pot is hearty enough, right? ”
Ye Meng looked over and found that the aluminum alloy medical box had been dismantled into two pieces by Zhang Jin, and the deeper box was obviously Zhang Jin's so-called pot.
In the pot, an unknown dead snake with a wrist thickness of more than a meter long, and several swimming fish ranging in size from a ruler to a palm, are still alive. Fill the box to the brim.
After showing Ye Meng an eye, Zhang Jin said while neatly washing and peeling the fish snake:
"This fish belongs to us to die, and it was carried in our clothes when we came up from the sea.
The serpent does not have eyes. Originally, it was sheltered from the rain in a half-man-high tree hole. As a result, when I passed by, they came out to bite me regardless of the thunder and rain outside.
Since it didn't bite me, don't blame me for biting it for a while! It just fulfilled my pot of 'fish and dragon soup'.
You wait, see your brother-in-law show you a hand, this 'fish and dragon soup' is absolutely delicious and you want to swallow your tongue." ”
Zhang Jin's words made Ye Meng nod frequently.
As Ye Meng, who grew up in Guangdong Province, his recipes are not much different from those of authentic Guangdong Province.
You must know that as a 'Guangdong provincial person' who has nothing to dare to eat, there is a wide range of things that can enter the mouth.
It is known as 'those who fly in the sky do not eat airplanes, and those with four legs do not eat benches'.
Like the famous Bei Ye, they all belong to the characters who stand at the top of the food chain!
So eating snakes is not a big deal for Ye Meng. Even Ye Meng is quite fond of snake soup.
If it is delicious and smooth snake meat, coupled with delicious wild sea fish, and then cooked by my brother-in-law's craftsmanship, it is enough to make Ye Meng look forward to it!
You must know that the brother-in-law almost relied on his cooking skills to make several sisters in his original dormitory hate to make promises. Thinking about the brother-in-law's meals that I had tasted again and again before, it made Ye Meng, who had an empty stomach, even more salivate.
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In fact, Zhang Jin relies on his own space storage and the materials and appliances sold in the mall, so he doesn't need such a primitive person at all!
Even if you build a modern luxury kitchen in a cave, it is not a big problem to get a table of one hundred and eight dishes of Manchu and Han.
However, Zhang Jin held the belief that he would not expose the secrets of the system as a last resort, and still decided to 'do it himself'. That's why we have this strange alloy pot in the square, and this 'fish and dragon soup' made from local materials!
Of course, although it is made of local materials, although the utensils are simple, and the seasoning only has the fresh and salty taste of the sea fish itself, with Zhang Jin's cooking skills, Ye Meng will naturally not be disappointed!
When the aroma of the 'fish and dragon soup' in the pot on the bonfire, Gou's Ye Meng was already restless, Zhang Jin finally announced the opening of the banquet unhurriedly.
Pure wild snakes, pure wild sea fish. Coupled with Zhang Jin's top cooking skills, it has become this pot of 'dragon and snake soup'!
It's absolutely delicious! For Ye Meng, who was already hungry, it was unprecedented!
This extreme delicacy, even if Ye Meng can only make chopsticks from tree branches. Using the lid of the aluminum cotton wool box in the medical kit as a spoon will not slow down her eating. Can't resist her appetite!
So much so that Ye Meng was overwhelmed!
Looking at Ye Meng, who had begun to burp again and again, but still refused to keep his mouth shut, Zhang Jin couldn't help laughing:
"Little glutton, it's okay. Enough is enough! Hiccup is like this, and she still can't keep her mouth shut. Wait a while to get uncomfortable, but don't complain! ”
Zhang Jin's indulgent reproach was exchanged for Ye Meng's white eyes.
Then, Ye Meng's eyes purred twice, and he suddenly stood up as if he had thought of something.
When Zhang Jin was stunned by Ye Meng's sudden move, Ye Meng said angrily to Zhang Jin:
"I didn't eat at all, the hiccups were purely because the clothes were uncomfortable, and I blamed you for it!"
said. didn't evade, just in front of Zhang Jin, he took off his coat generously, revealing the girl-style pure cotton without support and no pad goose yellow small red dot bra, while reaching in and trying to put the two pieces of fragrant meat in a comfortable position, while complaining. While explaining, he said:
"Didn't you dress my sister and Sister He? You don't feel comfortable dressing me at all!
You see, it should be like this, lean them in the middle, so that this ditch will be beautiful and I will be comfortable. There is also the bean on this, which must be straightened, otherwise if it is pressed diagonally, there will be a feeling of pulling, which is very uncomfortable!
It's sensitive, you know for sure......"
Ye Meng's unscrupulousness. Let Zhang Jin have a black line. Seeing Ye Meng's even detailed explanation, Zhang Jin felt even more unbearable:
"Ahem, girl, pay attention to the image, this way in front of your brother-in-law. What a system! Go to which corner to tidy up! ”
Zhang Jin's pretended to be majestic like an elder, not only failed to make Ye Meng restrain a little, but retorted confidently:
"What's this? When my sister changes clothes and tidies up, do you have to avoid you? I'm afraid that even if my sister kicks you out, you won't do it, right? ”
"How can that be the same? Your sister is my wife! ”
"There's not much difference between me and my sister, just a little bit. Except for that, it's not like you haven't seen it, and it's not like you haven't touched it!
Besides, it's not something I don't want to let that little bit, it's you who don't want it, who is to blame? ”
Zhang Jin's black line is stopped!
What kind of logic is this? What is the rationale for this? Why did you suddenly feel that the generation gap between the two was so big?
When Ye Meng tidied up the bra and put on his coat again, Zhang Jin just breathed a sigh of relief, but Ye Meng put his hand on his waist again.
"Hey, cute, it's enough!"
"It's uncomfortable to wear the underwear backwards, of course I have to wear it again!"
When Ye Meng untied the binding around his waist and began to twist like a beautiful snake, Zhang Jin finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned his head around.
For some reason, Zhang Jin suddenly remembered a song in his heart - that picture was too beautiful, I didn't dare to look at it!
I really don't dare to look at it, the pure masters can't hold it at all!
Thinking of Ye Meng's unscrupulousness, thinking that maybe the two of them would have to live alone on the island for a long time, thinking of Ye Meng's temptation all the time, and then thinking of his ** who is far better than ordinary men because of the system, Zhang Jin almost moaned in pain!
Even Zhang Jin didn't know how long he could resist under his sister-in-law's offensive.
What's more, Zhang Jin also has ambitions for this sister-in-law in his heart. What's more, as the reliance of the sister-in-law and the only protector of the sister-in-law, Zhang Jin can't even escape!
So, Zhang Jin, who has never believed in gods and Buddhas, began to pray sincerely:
"Come on! I must be there before I can't help it! ”
At this moment, the Three Qing Dynasty and the Four Emperors, the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors, Nuwa, Pangu, Huangtianhoutu, the Jade Emperor, the Lord of Yama, the God of Wealth, the Land Gong, Rulai, Jesus, Allah...... Regardless of whether the jurisdiction crosses the line or not, Zhang Jin's pious belief has been received.