Qi Lin's muscles were violent, but he didn't have anything to do at the moment, so he had to watch the man in front of him point a gun at three work colleagues and Luo Na, and scolded them to turn on the camera on the other side of the house and Qi Lin was only ten meters away and started recording.

I saw this man turning the gun with one finger, carrying a knife in the other, and deliberately twisting his feet on the smooth floor with brown leather boots, making a screeching sound, and walking towards Qi Lin with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.

The live broadcast room is just a simple scene, with bookshelves behind it, full of books, and a sofa on the side, Qi Lin generally sits on a stool behind the round table drinking tea and doing a show to the camera.

The man with a frenzied face walked to the side of the sofa and sat down.

With his legs spread apart and his arms leaning on the sofa, he looked comfortable.

"Well, this sofa is good, I don't have a sofa like this at sea that can make me sleep."

Qi Lin was sitting at the round table and frowned, if his eyes could kill, Qi Lin's gaze had already killed this ill-intentioned man thousands of times.

He put the knife on the sofa, and grabbed the gun in his hand, lifted the gun to support his head, tilted his head, and looked at Qi Lin at this moment with a smile.

"Don't be nervous, the show has just begun." I saw him say slowly.

"What the hell do you want?" Qi Lin asked coldly.

"Hey, that little beauty, and a few of you, are you ready?" I saw that he suddenly looked at Qi Lin directly, while the muzzle of the other pistol that grabbed the gun was aimed at the few people in front of the video recorder on the side.

"Yes, you're ready." A staff member said in a slightly trembling voice.

Qi Lin endured his anger, this man's alertness was obviously very high, his movements were fully watched by him, and he just wanted to take advantage of this intermittent effort to take out ebony and white ivory, only to see that he instantly took the gun back and aimed at Qi Lin.

"How many times do you want Lao Tzu to say it?"

Qi Lin's eyebrows beat wildly, and then he slowly took his hand back.

"That's right, let's play with Lao Tzu first, I also want to make the TV hot last time, let's start recording, you just treat Lao Tzu as an invited guest of your show." I saw him grinning and laughing.

"What do you say in English?" I saw that he suddenly raised his hand to grab the gun and scratched the back of his head, with a questioning face.

"I remember."

“Action！” I saw this man smack his fingers with a smile on his face.

Qi Lin stared at the guy in front of him at the moment, his heart was full of anger, this guy who came to trouble him was really a very arrogant person, he liked to play very much, he gave himself a moody feeling, the blood on his body was very heavy, he should be a ruthless stubble.

Qi Lin calmed down, staring at the man in front of him with eyes like a sword, since the other party wanted to play, he would accompany him to the end.

Then.

Under the scared filming of Lorna and the three crew members.

Xiao Qi said that things slowly started the recording.

Qi Lin looked at the man sitting on the sofa with a smile on his face.

Suddenly, a smile appeared.

"Hello everyone, today's Xiaoqi talk show ushered in a friend, the friend sitting on my left, who wants to come and discuss research with me."

"Hello." Qi Lin started the recording with a calm face.

"Lao Tzu is very good, Xie Lu Xie." Incomparably arrogant words! Arrogant demeanor!

Qi Lin's face suddenly turned cold, and Lorna and the others were frowning and worrying about the scene in front of them.

"Hehe, may I ask, this gentleman whose name I don't know yet, are you very good? Or are you really good? ”

Qi Lin asked with a sneer, and his words were thorny and shot back.

Suddenly frightened Lorna and the others, and looked at the man who was leaning softly on the sofa, for fear that he would suddenly start fighting.

The man was stunned for a moment, obviously angered by Qi Lin's words, but quickly calmed down.

"Ha Luha, interesting, of course it's Lao Tzu, I'm very good."

"Oh? Is it you good or are you good? As we all know, Lao Tzu is the meaning of father, may I ask, what do you mean by this? How are you or your father, how are you Laozi? Or do you say that you don't have Lao Tzu, you are your own Lao Tzu? Qi Lin said coldly without fear at all, holding back the fire in his belly, if it weren't for the innocent people next to him, he would have started fighting a long time ago!

"Are you trying to provoke me?"

The man's smile suddenly turned cold, he sat up slowly on the sofa, leaned forward slightly, stared at Qi Lin coldly, and seemed to be about to attack at any time, Qi Lin instantly raised his vigilance to the highest, his body was tense, and he was ready to fight anytime and anywhere.

"Hahaha, host, you are so humorous, come, let's continue the topic." I saw that this man suddenly laughed and said.

What a moody person, Qi Lin thought to himself, since you want to be on TV so much? Okay, I'll satisfy you.

"Ahem, this gentleman, I haven't asked for your name yet."

I saw that he lazily took out a business card from his body and didn't speak directly, and his fingers flew to the table in front of Qi Lin, which means that you have long eyes and a look of contempt.

Qi Lin secretly sneered, grabbed his business card and glanced at it.

Sea of Conquest Black Pearl Dockyard Ltd? Jack sparrow?

Can't help but glance at this guy at the corner of his mouth, are you when you are filming Pirates of the Caribbean?

"Hello, Mr. Jack Sparrow, are you a pirate?"

The guy tugged at the brown hat.

Raised eyebrows, "What do you say?" ”

"Oh, then may I ask you to be a guest on Xiaoqi's talk show today, what advice do you have?"

"Yo hehe, let's have a bottle of rum to drink first."

He looked like Lao Tzu's biggest appearance and directly ignored Qi Lin's words, and slowly grabbed a bottle of rum from where he drank it.

"Ah, that's cool!"

"Huh? I just want to come to the fire today, and meet you by the way, but I'm disappointed. I saw him say with a look of regret.

Qi Lin suddenly smiled and asked slowly, "Oh? What let you down? ”

"It's true that he's a potential rookie, but he's going to be killed soon, and besides, don't you regret it?"

The naked words were full of murderous intent, and Qi Lin suddenly raised his eyebrows.

"Dare I ask you, where did you get the confidence to kill me so easily?" Qi Lin folded his hands, sat on the bench, leaned forward and looked at the man in front of him with a sneer and asked.

There was a strong smell of gunpowder, and the words were not speculative for more than half a sentence, Qi Lin and this guy who suddenly appeared like a pirate did not have any common words at all, and they were about to start a life-and-death struggle!

At this time, I saw Lorna cough, interrupting the star-to-eye confrontation between the two. "Two gentlemen, please continue to cooperate with the shooting, this is not a martial arts show."

Qi Lin came back to his senses at this time, glanced at Lorna and the staff, he was so angry just now that he was almost about to fight directly with the guy in front of him, there were four innocent yodelers present, if he made a move, it was very likely to hurt the innocent.

"Ahem, this gentleman, why don't we do a simple game?"

"Yo hehe, interesting." I saw this evil pirate respond with a smile.

"It's just a simple six-year-old child's brain teaser and a small problem, I think with your wisdom, you can't even do this."

"Hahaha, just kidding, six? What the fuck are you kidding me? It's hardest to come directly. I saw that this guy who called himself Jack Sparrow was obviously not a good person, and he looked disdainful.

"Eh, you can't say that, it's not interesting, it's just to increase the difficulty little by little, in order to show the charm of using your wisdom to overcome obstacles all the way."

"Oh? Interesting, boy, then I'll play with you. This man didn't see the smile on the corner of Qi Lin's mouth and the cunning in Qi Lin's eyes at all.

I saw Qi Lin smile and cough.

"Okay, let's start with a six-year-old, simple brain teasers, and thirty seconds to answer each question. Please listen to the question"

"What is the relationship between your father's sister's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?" Qi Lin said the first question at a fast pace, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The guy in front of him frowned and looked at Qi Lin, with a thoughtful look, "My father's sister's cousin's..."

Thirty seconds later, he still looked bitter and hateful, obviously entangled by Qi Lin's quick attack.

"Hmph, I don't know what kind of bullshit is this, I'm going to ask you like this, are you okay?"

"Of course I can!" Qi Lin said with a smile.

"Okay, then let me ask you, what is the relationship between your grandfather's brother's brother's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law?" asked Qi Lin with a playful smile.

"It's too simple, kinship!" Qi Lin said with a comfortable look.

"Poof!" Immediately, several people who recorded the show couldn't help laughing, and they were all amused by the pit buried by Qi Lin.

The pirate frowned suddenly, and his face was obviously very dissatisfied.

"Okay, listen to the second question."

Qi Lin said slowly.

"What's the fastest way to turn ice into water? If you've been in contact with the sea all year round, this shouldn't be a big deal for you. ”

"Hahaha, it's really pediatric, the temperature drops to zero degrees or below zero, and it doesn't freeze into ice."

"Wrong!" Qi Lin said with a serious face.

"Just remove the two points of the ice word!"

Qi Lin looked at Mr. Pirate who was frowning in front of him with a smile on his face, and opened his mouth to ask again.

"A black, thick, and hard stick **** hole, it feels warm, and when it is pulled out, the guest will have to pay, what kind of profession is this?"

The guy in front of him suddenly laughed with an evil smile on his face, "Ha Lu Ha ”|

The little beauty Lorna on the side couldn't help but blush, this question was a little too vulgar.

I saw Qi Lin's face with regret, "Wrong, what I want to say is the prostitute industry, and baking sugar cane is not an industry." ”

"You!" The pirate looked furious.

"Most people serve the bowl with their left hand and eat with their right hand, right?" Qi Lin didn't give the guy in front of him a chance to get angry, and hurriedly asked.

"Nonsense!"

"What do you do with your mouth?"

"Nima!"

"When Superman and Superwoman get up after doing push-ups, they each have one hole and two holes in the ground, what's going on?"

"Uh..."

"Because one is with one hand and the other with both hands."

"The tortoise and the hare race always wins, which event should the hare insist on in order to win the tortoise?"

"This...", this pirate who was extremely arrogant a moment ago was completely overwhelmed by Qi Lin's series at this moment, and his forehead was dizzy and speechless.

"Sit-ups."

Qi Lin was smiling, but the pirates in front of him were getting more and more anxious, and Lorna couldn't help but laugh.

(This is a novel just to make everyone happy, the bloody plot will slowly unfold, I hope to go down with everyone, today there are friends from QQ Book City and QQ Reading to Genesis Chinese Network to reward the book, and there are many friends to join the group, I just want to say, Xie Xie Xie, come on together, and, don't dive if you join the group, okay?) The group has only been established for two days, so let's talk more and masturbate more! ）