Chapter 190: The Silence of the Lambs
Now, please retire the great god Grandpa Mao has set his eyes on Chen Fuyun, and by the way, he also put the cute girl's paper Xiaoyu a little.
"Chen Fuyun, if I'm not mistaken, you're late for the second time, right?"
"Yes."
"Give me a reason."
"I played all night last night, and I woke up a little late."
Chen Fuyun's words had just fallen, and in an instant, a classroom full of people was in an uproar.
Chen Fuyun, this guy, this is called a tiger!
For the same reason, when facing Grandpa Mao, he was able to use it word for word twice, and even Tang Xiaoyu, who was sitting at the bottom, was dumbfounded for a while, and finally couldn't help but shake her head and smile bitterly.
Professor Mao's white sword eyebrows were raised, and he glanced around the classroom without being angry, and the classroom was suddenly silent.
Professor Mao glanced at Chen Fuyun a few times with burning eyes, then held back his anger and asked Zhang Xiaoyu beside Chen Fuyun: "Classmate Zhang Xiaoyu, is your reason for being late the same as that of Chen Fuyun, who stayed up all night last night and overworked, which caused him to be late for class?" ”
"Professor, classmate Zhang Xiaoyu is late because he is waiting for me."
Chen Fuyun is also very single, and he took the fault of Zhang Xiaoyu's late arrival on his own head, in fact, things are the same, if he didn't have to wait for Chen Fuyun, Xiaoyu would have arrived in the classroom a long time ago.
She and Tang Xiaowei originally lived in the student dormitory in Su Da, and most of them lived in the studio during the holidays.
If it weren't for Chen Fuyun a few days ago, he had already said that he would let Xiaoyu greet him in advance when he took Professor Mao's class, Zhang Xiaoyu would really not be late.
"So, classmate Chen Fuyun, are you going to make a shoulder pick?" Professor Mao looked at Chen Fuyun and said lightly.
"This incident started because of me, and the students are really helpless and willing to be punished." Chen Fuyun said in a "Jianghu" tone, half-literate and half-white.
"Mr. Chen, you said it yourself. When class is over, you come to my office. Professor Mao said nonchalantly, and then waved his hand to let Chen Fuyun and Zhang Xiaoyu return to their seats.
When Chen Fuyun walked back to his seat with his head held high with a cheeky face and a smiling face, everywhere he passed, there was a slight sympathetic gaze.
was called to the office by Professor Mao, and the outcome was already predictable. Chen Fuyun is already a grasshopper after the autumn, and he can't jump for a few days.
Chen Fuyun went his own way, walked through the classroom with a smile on his face, and went to the empty seat next to Tang Xiaoyu with a golden knife, without any awareness of being trained.
"Chen Fuyun, your reason for being late is really lame. If I were Professor Mao, I would hear your reason, and I would be strange if I didn't ask you to leave. Tang Xiaoyu saw him sit down, with a pretty face calmly facing the blackboard in front of her, her small mouth slightly open, and she teased in a low voice.
"Hehe, if Tang Xiaoyu were Professor Mao, I wouldn't have used that reason just now." Chen Fuyun said with a smile.
"On what grounds?" Tang Xiaoyu's calm eyes flashed, a slight smile appeared on her face, and she asked with some curiosity.
"Last night without moderation, seven times a night wolf." When Chen Fuyun said this, the corners of his mouth curled up with a wicked smile, and his eyes faintly stayed on the soft curves of the Tang family's little woman, as well as the wave-shaped arc that made people's blood flutter at a glance.
"What?" Chen Fuyun said bluntly, how smart Tang Xiaowei is, and a college student receiving modern education, where does she not understand the deep meaning of this bad guy's words? This question was obviously asked with some shyness and deliberately.
"Hehe, don't get me wrong, in fact, I mean it like this, last night overnight in the Demon Beast Abyss four-layer burial place of bones, killed seven in and seven out." Chen Fuyun said with a smile.
"How could I say I misunderstood?" Tang Xiaowei pursed her thin lips and said angrily, she has always had nothing to do with Chen Fuyun, a cheeky guy.
"Brother Xingchen, aren't you worried that Teacher Mao will embarrass you at all?" Just when Chen Fuyun was occasionally amazed by Tang Xiaoyu's slightly disgusting charm just now, Zhang Xiaoyu, who was beside him, asked a little nervously.
"Xiaoyu rest assured, Mr. Mao, in my opinion, the old man's knife mouth and tofu heart seem serious, but in fact he is kind and amiable, I will go to his office in a while, and I will come out safe and sound." Chen Fuyun is confident, his words are convincing, and he seems to have a very accurate grasp of the personality of Professor Mao, who has just met two sides.
"Oh? That's right, that's good. Looking at Chen Fuyun's confident look, Zhang Xiaoyu nodded suspiciously, and no longer dwelled on this issue.
Chen Fuyun is so confident, in fact, it makes sense.
Regarding Professor Mao's personality, he feels that although he is not very accurate, he is definitely eight or nine.
No matter how much Professor Mao lost his temper, it was just that he was late for class twice, saying that it was not big or small, and that it was not a big thing.
Chen Fuyun was originally an exchange student of Suzhou University who was a halfway monk, and he came to this college in the name of Tang Zhongxun, the dean of the School of Arts.
The old man didn't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, but he still had to give Tang Zhongxun face and let Chen Fuyun continue to stay here and mingle. As for the training, this estimate can't be saved, and Chen Fuyun doesn't plan to avoid it, he has experienced a lot of this kind of training in high school.
Speaking of which, the training was the lightest in the student days at that time, and it was all a piece of cake to beat the board and stand in the corner of the wall and run in circles, and the most severe, it was not training, nor corporal punishment, but!
Call the parents!
Of course, at the moment, Chen Fuyun is a monk halfway to go to college, this ** wants to call his parents, that is unrealistic, to corporal punishment, that is unreasonable, to be severely reprimanded, Chen Fuyun can be cheeky to continue!
It's just that when Chen Fuyun approached his office, he saw Professor Mao smiling, beckoning him to sit down with a kind eyebrow, and poured him a cup of tea.
Is it saluting first and then soldiering?
But Professor ** has been preaching to Chen Fuyun endlessly from beginning to end, first from how difficult it was to study when he was a child, until he went to college, and then mentioned the ** era and reform and opening up, and finally talked about how the new generation of college students is, this set of rhetoric continued, Professor Mao drank three cups of tea, his face was red, and he looked very happy.
Chen Fuyun stayed up all night last night, and it would be unrealistic to say that he was not sleepy.
During the class, it was already a strong spirit to listen carefully, and at this moment, he listened to Professor Mao talk about it for more than two and a half hours, Chen Fuyun could only endure yawning and listen to him conscientiously finish all the stories.
"Chen Fuyun, have you realized that your late performance today is a serious violation of discipline!"
Just when Chen Fuyun's eyelids were already a little unable to open, Professor Mao's voice suddenly raised an octave, and his deep voice was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, deafening, and the drowsy Chen Fuyun almost jumped up from his seat.
Chen Fuyun was taken aback, his spirit was also lifted, and he looked at Professor Mao, who had suddenly regained his true colors, and he had nothing else to do but bow his head to lead the training.
In the face of the stern teacher, Chen Fuyun had already practiced a trick.
Silence of the Lambs!
That's right, when the teacher is lecturing, you must not talk back, and you must not quibble about anything.
The only thing you have to do is to be like a meek lamb with its head bowed, to be silent, to remain humble, and as for the teacher's harsh words, you can go in the left ear and out the right ear, let him go.
It's just that Professor Mao's reprimand is completely different from ordinary teachers.
When Professor Mao lectured, his expression was painful, and his words were fierce, as if Chen Fuyun had committed some heinous crime, and he should pull out the noon gate tomorrow and behead him or directly execute him.
This time, Professor Mao criticized for an hour and a half, and in the end, it may be that he is very knowledgeable, he really can't find too many words to teach the young man in front of him who has always been silent, and finally waved his hand and said, you go back, remember to reflect well, and if you are late next time, you will directly ask to retreat, without mercy.
After walking out of Professor Mao's office, Chen Fuyun took a deep breath and exhaled a heavy breath.