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After listening to Tang Zheng's summary of Pan Yu's tragic life, everyone in the courtyard was dumbfounded.

Miserable......

It's really a miserable one!

Thinking back, the marriage proposal scene arranged by Pan Yu, and the face of a death row prisoner waiting to be pronounced after the courtship, I feel that his life is a tragedy!

Tang Xuan's face was sad, and she snorted: "Really? ”

Tang Zheng smiled: "How would I know?" ”

What is no responsibility brain supplement?

Of course, it's a tube digging or burying!

As long as the story is well told, it doesn't matter where the truth is found......

Anyway, Pan Yuren has already been caught, even if his motive for committing the crime is not like this at all-didn't Tang Zheng say it? Just hit him and admit it!

"But since Pan Yu has wrapped up the red spider golden silk, he has successfully left the girl with flowers and sleeves in Oolong Town...... What is it written in the letter that the willow leaf forest will meet seven days later......" Tang Xiaotang asked.

"That's all!" Tang Zheng shook his head, "The envelope left by Pan Yu is well-papered, with a dark fragrance, which shows that he is a person who pursues perfection in pickling girls." However, I also passed by to take a look at the small building in the willow forest - it was small, old and dilapidated, and it was absolutely impossible for Pan Yu to meet the girl. ”

Ban Yilou looked left and right, his old face flushed.

They also went to study the willow forest for a long time, and also worked out a detailed plan for hostages, bait, and the Flying Tigers.

Pan Yu made a nonsense location, and their attention completely turned to seven days later......

And the time when Pan Yu really wants to do it is before the appointment date!

Seeing Ban Yilou's embarrassed face, Tang Zheng took care of him, a "junior", and added: "Pan Yu spent so much time to save the country." Because what he is really afraid of is that your old man has followed the sleeve girl all the way! ”

"That'...... Is that. Ban Yilou's face really looked a lot better.

If Ban Yilou didn't go along, then Hua Yingsleeve and Mrs. Zhao would be for Pan Yu. It's completely a goddess to give a wife, and it's already in hand to buy one and get one free.

Maybe. Tang Zheng's red spider golden silk was still lying intact in the inn's room!

The rest of the things don't need to be said by Tang Zheng.

They've all seen it with their own eyes.

Pan Yu led all of them to the daughter of the Liu family, and just like sneaking into the inn in advance, she sneaked into the boudoir of Hua Yingsleeve and began to decorate.

When he was almost arranged, Xu Qingyan played Hua Yingsleeve. And that's it.

Then, it was Xu Qingyan who was carried out with a hum......

Then, there was a marriage proposal that looked like he was guillotined.

"Today...... Ahem, thank you Xu Gongzi. Hua Yingsleeve looked Xu Qingyan, who had already changed his clothes, up and down, and bowed slightly.

Tang Xiaotang and the others were still immersed in Xu Qingyan's "amazing performance" and couldn't extricate themselves: "How could the master think of making Xu Qingyan ...... Burst...... What do you do? ”

Although Xu Qingyan looks indisputable, his height is two heads taller than Hua Ying's sleeves!

Tang Zheng touched his nose: "I originally prepared a ......"

"Ahh......h

"However, although I know that Pan Yu is from a wealthy background, I am not sure how much money he has on him. So...... The amount of drunken gold pollen is not easy to grasp, and I am not sure if I can make Pan Yu completely hilarious to the point where people and dogs are indistinguishable......" Tang Zheng pointed at Xu Qingyan, "So." I made a joke with him, saying that if I replaced him, I should be more reliable than a. ”

"......" Tang Xiaotang's face darkened, is there such a scolding?

So, he agreed. Tang is spreading his hands.

All were petrified on the spot.

Identify with what?

Agree that he himself is more reliable than a bitche?

Tang Xuan couldn't look at Xu Qingyan at all, he was the number one guest of their Tangjiabao Hidden Blue Mountain Villa for many years!

However, Xu Qingyan himself looked indifferent: "The goal is correct, the method is effective, and other trivial things, why worry about it?" ”

For him. The only thing that matters is the goal. And the way to the goal, that's all.

Ban Yilou coughed violently.

The same three-star warrior. Why did he have the illusion that he was thrown a few streets from the realm by Xu Qingyan?

"Actually, I still want to see the world-famous flower thief proposing to a female dog......" Tang Zheng looked sorry, "In the end, it's Xu Qingyan that you ruined my good show!" ”

"......" Xu Qingyan was silent.

"Tsk. It's so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it! The more Tang Zheng thought about it, the more he felt that it was a pity to miss it.

"Otherwise, forget it, he seems to be quite pitiful......" Tang Xiaotang said.

"Poor, you can use your misfortune as an excuse to hurt others at will?" Tang Zheng smiled and looked back at Xiao Tang.

Suddenly, the audience fell silent.

It seems that this is really the case.

Even if seventy or eighty percent of Pan Yu's life that Tang Zheng made up in his brain is true, is it right that he went all over the mainland to destroy the reputation of women?

Hua Yingsleeve stood in the night breeze, her figure looked particularly thin, her poetic voice sighed faintly: "If Tang Gongzi really regrets this...... There is a Gu in his hand, which can make up for the regret of the child. ”

"Oh?" Tang Zheng's eyes lit up.

"This Gu is called Ecstasy Gu, it can make people lose their minds, and it is all bewitched by the Gu caster," Hua Yingsleeve took out a translucent small square box, "Although with my three-star primary star power, the Gu application is slower, but ...... It should still be able to do what the son wants to see. ”

"Okay!" Tang Zheng clapped his hands, "Xiao Tang, go to the Xinglai Inn and buy the shopkeeper's big dog that has recently had a spring, that goods make me sleep badly every day." ”

Ban Yilou and the others listened to Tang Zheng's arrangement, and looked at Pan Yu, who was still unconscious, and they all mourned for him.

……

The next morning, the sun was shining all over the land.

Pan Yu woke up from the bed he had set up with his own hands, and his whole body was refreshed.

Last night, he had a dream. One seems to be true or false, but it is definitely the most beautiful dream he has ever had in his life!

He and the beauty of Yaoshan were upside down. Enjoy*, then. The alliance of the sea and the mountains, the white-headed old man......

Wait a minute......

Growing old together?

Pan Yu looked down at her hair...... Well, it's dark, it's bright, duang......

"Last night......" Pan Yu woke up from her dream and subconsciously touched the side.

This touch frightened him so much that his hair stood on end.

What fluffy stuff did he touch?

A terrible guess flashed in Pan Yu's mind, and he turned his head to look......

Just one eye. Even the rolling belt crawled and fell to the ground!

The one who shared the bed with him turned out to be a dog!

A dog!

Thinking back to his dream last night* and looking at the sleeping position of this dog*, he didn't want to guess what he had done......

"I'm a dog!" Pan Yu let out a miserable roar, and the scream could almost penetrate several layers of roof.

After a miserable scream, Pan Yu fell into a stupor.

He was faced with a stern problem!

In the future, even if he gets the beauty he wants, will he not be able to go up?

"Will I be able to tell if it's a real beauty or just a dog? Or is it better for me to stay with this dog for the rest of my life? After all. Beauty is all illusory, at least this dog is real...... Bah, what a mess! ”

Pan Yu didn't know. He only knew that his interest in beauties in the future had been blocked by more than half!

Just when his life fell into darkness, he saw a ray of light on the windowsill......

A white letterhead, pressed under the pot!

Pan Yu hurriedly rushed over, grabbed the letterhead in three or two times, and saw that it was indeed the handwriting of the goddess Juanxiu, and he greedily inhaled the residual fragrance on the letterhead while reading it......

"Blame thief Pan Yu. See the letter. Although I am very angry at your behavior of bullying women for the world, I am very angry with you for making red double happiness fireworks. I was still deeply shocked and admired by the water that could play music. I don't understand. Since you can carve a tangram exquisite box, weave a cicada wing water silk, and adjust the mirror firework paint, so skillful, so skillful, why don't you go to my Yao Mountain, where there are many flower-crowned girls, all willing to follow you for the rest of your life! Unfortunately, your heart is dirty, your feet have gone astray, and no amount of holy spring water can cleanse your soul...... Sigh, pity. -- Flower sleeves, stay. ”

If Pan Yu was only shocked and panicked when he saw the dog just now, then now he can no longer find any sparkle in his eyes.

Why don't you go to my Yaoshan Division......

Pan Yu clutched the letter, first laughing softly and self-deprecatingly, then laughing louder and louder, and finally turning into a mad laugh.

Yaoshan Department!

Why not?

That's a good question!

That's the most beautiful woman in the Xingyao Continent, where she grows!

And when he, Pan Yu, had just suffered all kinds of divorce blows, how could he think that he could go to climb the women of Yao Mountain?

But now that I think about it, only the women of Yaoshan don't care about his face at all - since they were born, they have seen the same beautiful men every day, and they are probably aesthetically tired, and their beautiful eyes can directly see his delicate and exquisite heart!

However, now he will never have a chance again.

As Hua Yingsleeve said, no matter how holy the spring water is, it can't cleanse his soul!

His hands were already dirty, and his heart could no longer enter the pure and immaculate eyes of the girls in Yaoshan.

"Ahh......h

The most desperate thing in the world is probably the word "poor cuò"!

But when he was in such pain, there was a song outside the high wall that I don't know whom, "I'm ugly...... Aha...... But I'm gentle......"

And Pan Yu's courtyard gate......

Tang Xiaotang sat in the departing carriage, flipping through a martial arts book, and asked Tang Zheng, "Master, Pan Yuhe...... Did you misunderstand that dog or something? Why don't you tell him the truth? ”

"Tsk, there is a kind of castration called physiological castration, and there is a kind of castration called psychological castration," Tang Zheng tossed the genuine tangram exquisite box in his hand and said with a smile, "As for ...... The truth? Everyone just needs to know the truth with which they agree. ”

Dada, dada......

The carriage carrying Tang Zheng and Tang Xiaotang slowly walked in the direction of the East Street Bailian Workshop......

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(To be continued) R466