Chapter Thirty-Six: Three Days and Two Nights for Two Idiots! Concentrate!
[Tried to remain undefeated, took all three points, and ended a vicious battle]
Kirbine's brace
After the victory at the San Mamés Stadium......
The Granada team chose to return to the city of Granada overnight in the style of a triumphant division. When the team's charter flight landed at Granada International Airport, it was 1 a.m. local time.
Coach Corboni is a stubborn man, but he also retains half a point of practice. He specially approved: [The whole team has a three-day holiday], and when the team was dispersed at the training base, he repeatedly told the players: "Young people! Make the most of these three days of vacation! Go and have fun! But don't drink insolently! That's not good for you! Clear! ”
There is a mood for a holiday, and the mood of winning a lottery ticket is simply not comparable.
When the players heard the good news, their hearts bloomed with joy and their faces were full of comfort.
Kabine was happy to learn that there was a holiday. But his attention was focused on his mobile phone, which contained two text messages:
[Congratulations, young man, on scoring twice and winning for the team.] You're one step closer to the pinnacle of European football, keep up the good work! 】
----- obviously, this is a message from the agent, Mr. Haas.
[Bastard! Good kick! I'll come to Granada another day, and I'll treat you to dinner! However, you are responsible for the round-trip airfare! Ha~~! Let's connect again! Come on! 】
----- it's more obvious, it's the stinky boy of the Scotsman Widson.
Kabine read the text message carefully and grinned. This happy state was not all due to the congratulatory text messages received from Mr. Haas and Widson.
In this, mixed with more, it may be the joy of winning for the team with its own strength.
"Hey~! What are you giggling at? Like an idiot! The squirrel asked, carrying a large diagonal bag on his back.
Kabine was stunned and calmly returned: "It's okay! Just happy! ”
Squirrel saluted: "Nonsense! Of course happy to win! ”
Kabine was so choked by the squirrel that he couldn't answer for a while, so he had to touch his head and smirk.
The squirrel squirted again: "Look at you, you laugh like an idiot!" Ha~~! ”
If he had to take a joke like this in his usual life, he would have replied in the same way. But he still didn't reply at the moment, and continued to giggle.
The joy of victory has long drowned out the rest of Kabine's feelings. And the squirrel didn't say it because he had already read Kabine.
He then said to Carbine: "You are like an idiot, keep laughing!" Don't tell anyone, you know me! ”
After hearing this, Kabine made a fist, and it was a [Meteor Hammer]. The squirrel wanted to avoid it, but he couldn't avoid it, so he ate it hard.
The two of them were like children, [fighting]
After the two of them went crazy, the squirrel said again: "It's already early in the morning, in a while, you can take my car and go together?" ”
Kabine immediately said: "Okay! I can't ask for it! ”
Squirrel answered: "There is just one thing I ......"
The squirrel's words were over, and he stopped because he had squinted at a man walking towards them.
It's Coach Corboni.
As the coach of the team, his team has gone through another round of hard battles and won hard. He walked with a handsome face and came to Cabine and the squirrel.
He gave a lecture, but at first, it was not a lecture.
I only heard him ask, "It's all gone, aren't you two going home yet?" ”
The squirrel grabbed a sentence: "Hmm~!" We'll be right away. Instructor! Is there something wrong with you? ”
Coach Corboni nodded, shhh ”
"Okay! What to talk about? Instructor! The one who replied was replaced by Kabine.
Suddenly, Coach Cobony's face became solemn, and he first said to the squirrel: "You guy, you can't resist the opponent's provocation and clash with the other party." Then there was endless protests against the referee, and finally a yellow card. Hum~~! You have to review it and try to control your own feelings. ”
The squirrel was stunned, he didn't expect to be squirted by Coach Corboni.
The players were rightly reprimanded by the coach, as they should be. The squirrel also understood that he was indeed reckless and almost disrupted the rhythm of the team's game. So, this stinky fart, he swallowed.
The squirrel looked guilty and replied: "Coach, please rest assured, I will definitely pay attention to my behavior on the field!" ”
Coach Coboni heard the reply, nodded, and said shortly: "Hmm~!" ”
Finally he turned his face to Kabine, pretending to hold his chin and his mouth squeaked.
Two seconds later, Korboni said, "What should I say about you~~?" ”
Kabine was speechless and did not dare to answer.
Coach Corboni paused and continued: "Your watch in this game, I will give you eighty points!" ”
Kirbine was stunned, but remained silent.
Coach Corboni actually laughed lightly and continued: "Although you scored twice to help the team win." But I still see your shortcomings on the field. ”
[In this world, hundreds of millions of people are persistently pursuing perfection, but perfection, does it really exist? 】
Kabine was resentful, and the silence remained.
Kovoni suddenly asked, "Young man, what do you think?" ”
Kabine's eyes were stunned, and he paused for a second before saying, "My watch is indeed insufficient, but I value the result of the game more!" ”
"Oh~~?" Coach Corboni looked suspicious.
"It's the mentality, the mentality to win. As long as you can win, other factors can really be taken lightly. ”
Coach Corboni replied: "Hmm~! That's what you say if you win. So what if you lose? ”
"I don't know, strictly speaking, I can't write the word [lose]!" ”
"Ha~~!" Coach Corboni looked up and smiled. Then he asked, "Young man, how old are you?" ”
Coach Corboni's move [knowingly asked] made Carbine stunned again.
But it can be concluded that Coach Corboni is definitely not playing dumb.
Kabine was stunned and replied, "Twenty years old, coach." ”
Coach Corboni snorted and said for a long time: "No wonder! Your words do have the momentum of [twenty years old]. Okay, let's stop talking, you guys go home! ”
The squirrel who was left to dry immediately replied, "Got it, coach." Let's go now! ”
After saying that, he pulled Kabine and said, "Let's go, I still have something to discuss with you." ”
By this time, Coach Corboni had already walked away, and Cabine asked the squirrel: "Did I say something wrong?" ”
The squirrel spread his hands and flattened his lips and replied, "No! ”
Scratching his head, his brow furrowed, and he muttered, "I have a strange feeling......"
The squirrel was anxious and said, "Oops~! You've got a lot of! Let's go! ”
After saying goodbye to the few teammates who were still at the training base, the squirrel pulled Kabine and left the training base.
The squirrel picked up the car in the parking lot of the base, drove to the gate of the base, picked up the Kabine waiting for him, waved his hand to change gears, stepped on the accelerator, and after 1:32 seconds, the sports car had accelerated to 60km/h, drove away from the training base at high speed, and rushed towards Kabine's house.
Halfway through, Carbine said, "Do you have to drive so fast?" ”
The squirrel replied, "It's early morning!" What's more, this small straight road in the middle of the road, how can you do it without a car rush? ”
Kabine shook his head and said, "you! What kind of logic do you have? ”
The squirrel was suddenly overjoyed and replied, "Idiot! You're red-eyed, I have a sports car to drive~~! Ha~! ”
Kabine threw another punch on the arm, and said, "You're an idiot! I can afford this kind of sports car! ”
While the two were chatting, the sports car gradually slashed through the wind at a speed of 80km/h on this small straight road in the middle of the road.
Outside the car window, the night is low-key, the trees and grass are reckless, and the sports car is running all the way, sweeping the scenery.
Suddenly, an iron sign welded on the side of the road was thrown by the speeding sports car.
The iron sign is engraved with several large characters: [Slow! Please drive safely! 】
The two people in the car felt the extreme speed of the sports car, and the adrenal glands in the body soared to the extreme.
After a few minutes, the car slowed down. It's not because the squirrel has raced enough, but because the car is about to hit the highway.
The squirrel's body relaxed, and Pi Ran said again: "Didn't I just say that I have something to discuss with you?" ”
Kabine, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, said: "Ah! Yeah! I forgot! What is it? ”
The squirrel laughed and said, "I told you that if you don't score the penalty, you have to fulfill one of my requests!" Hee-hee! ”
With that, his face was slick and he turned his head to look at Kabine.
Of course, Kabine remembered, so he asked, "Say!" What to ask for! ”
Seeing that he had succeeded, the squirrel continued to laugh: "Didn't Coach Koboni give us three days off......?" ”
"Yes," replied Kabine. And then? ”
The squirrel replied, "Hee-hee~! Come with me on vacation! ”
When Kabine heard this, his attitude lingered for a few seconds and asked, "Is three days of vacation enough......?" ”
The squirrel said in a sincere tone, "Absolutely! ”
"And where to go?" Kabine asked.
The squirrel did not hesitate and said, "Majorca! How? Satisfied? ”
"To friends, integrity is important!" All right! I'll go on vacation with you! ”
The squirrel held the steering wheel with his right hand, and snapped his fingers with his left hand: "~Po~~"
Then he shouted in the car: "Oh~~~!" Majorca! Here we go! ”
Kabinet got out of the car and returned to the door of the residential building at 3 a.m.
He is tired, and he needs to collapse on the soft ** at home very much, and get a good night's sleep.
He turned to the squirrel sitting in the car and said, "Thank you!" ”
The squirrel said, "Don't talk! I'll tell you first, you go home and sleep first. I'll call you in about nine hours. ”
Kabine asked, "Oh~~?" ”
The squirrel then explained: "Idiot! I also went home first and asked my agent to help us arrange the details of the vacation. I estimate that it will take nine hours to get it done, understand? ”
Kabine nodded and said, "If that's the case, it couldn't be better." Hey~~~? Are we leaving in nine hours? ”
The squirrel sitting in the sports car bent over, tilted his head sideways, and said to Kabine, who was standing outside the car: "Yes! It takes nine hours to complete a qiē detail at the earliest. ”
Kabine: "Oh~~~!" Okay, I'll go back to sleep for a while. ”
After saying that, he turned around, but just after taking two steps, he fell back again.
With a puzzled face, he asked the squirrel: "What should I do about ~~~ [offside]?" ”
When the squirrel heard this, he sneered: "I really convinced you!" You're still thinking about [offside]! Don't worry, I will arrange [offside] to continue to stay in the ** thing hotel. ”
Kirbine was clear: "Oh~~! All right! See you first! ”
As soon as the two parted, the squirrel stepped on the accelerator, and the noisy engine sound hung in the dust, and within two seconds, the sports car disappeared into the dark street.
Kabine returned to the door, took the key, opened the door, walked inside, pressed the turn on button, and closed the door again......
Hey? Kabinet sensed that he had stepped on something with his right foot.
He looked down and saw a white piece of paper folded into squares.
He bent down to pick it up, stretched open the white paper, and saw a few big words written on the white paper: [Table xiàn is good! I'm satisfied! 】
Kirbine burst out laughing when he finished reading it. This is Andozi's [prank] again, right......?