042 The World of Fat Man

After Zhang Jin, the brute, stirred up the little girl's heart, in the ambivalence that Hao Xiuer was looking forward to and fearing, he patted his ass and left. I didn't ask for anyone's phone number, nor did I leave my own business card for others. If Zhang Jin had already rolled over others, this kind of behavior could already be called 'Pulling Birds and Ruthless Lang'.

After buying a lot of books, Zhang Jin drove home. Although he misses that kind of activity because he hasn't rolled a soft girl for a long time, he is used to going to the bar to hunt instead of doing things that cost money. And if you want to go to the pub to hunt, the time is not right. Has anyone ever seen a white-collar chick go to a bar in the daytime to find a one-night stand? One-night stands, one-night stands, just the name already clarifies the time of this activity, night. At this time, in the middle of the day, these beauties are still working diligently in the office to accumulate the grievances vented at night.

Fortunately, now Zhang Jin has "Dragon Elephant Prajna Gong" by his side, and the flow of true qi has changed the flow route through Zhang Jin's active adjustment. If Zhang Jin still didn't touch the female sex for more than ten days when he was still only in "Sunflower", the strong lust might really burn him out.

After arriving home, Zhang Jin found that Qi Bing, a studious fat man, did not stay under the tree where he was usual to read books honestly. Zhang Jin carefully drove his car into the garage on the side of the fish pond in the backyard, and began to ponder randomly: "Could it be that Qi Bing, this kid's usual hard work, is for me to see, and he knows that his mother has given me the task of supervising his study?" So he used to be honest under my nose, and once I, the tiger, was not at home, he thought he was the king? "Of course, Zhang Jin can't say 'the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the overlord', although he said, 'shijie is so big, there are no surprises', but it is impossible to 'evolve' such a monkey of more than 190 centimeters and more than 400 catties at once!

Qi Bing is not Zhang Jin, he doesn't have the perverted hearing brought by up to 10 points of insight, and he doesn't have a relationship with the 'demon among dogs' black crystal, so until Zhang Jin has already entered the door on the first floor, he didn't find that this brother had returned. Still lying on the sofa in the hall on the first floor, holding a notebook and chatting with the person on the other end.

"He fatty, even if Lao Tzu can't stand the suffering, what? You've survived, tell me how many pounds you've lost now? Qi Bing said arrogantly at the camera.

On the laptop screen, there is also a fat boy with a face like a full moon, like Qi Bing, his cheeks and the flesh on his chin are shaking when he speaks, and his face is full of waves, "Hehe, Qi Fatty, if I say it, I'm afraid you will be jealous." Eleven pounds, now I've lost eleven pounds! According to this progress, it won't take long for you Brother He and I to be reincarnated by Ximenqing, and Brother Sharp will be reborn, haha. "This kid is smiling quite arrogantly.

"Eleven pounds? It's been almost two months since you've been in, and you've only lost eleven pounds, are you embarrassed to brag to your family? I just weighed, I have lost 23 pounds now, and I am about to fall below the 400 pound mark, hahahaha...... Don't forget your brother, I have only lost weight in less than ten days so far! Qi Bing laughed back even more arrogantly.

After listening to Qi Bing's words, the fat man who called himself Brother He didn't say anything, and suddenly another fat face with no less width appeared on the screen, squeezing away the fat face of He Fat, "Just blow it?" With your virtue that you can't endure at all, it's no wonder that you can lose weight! "For a fat man of Qi Bing's grade, if you rely on visual inspection alone, you really can't see it. So this second fat man naturally didn't believe in a hundred people.

Qi Bing was even more proud: "Fat Li, you know a fart." I'm a master Chinese medicine for weight loss, do you know? The Chinese medicine handed down by our ancestors is not as inhumane as a devil, no diet, no exercise, no sleep restriction, and there is no pain. You have to be tired like a dead dog every day, hungry like a refugee, how can you eat a big meal comfortably with Lao Tzu every day, sleep lazily and wake up naturally, and easily lose fat? Hehe, Lao Tzu is angry with you, and he is hungry for you! I smirked, I smirked...... Ah, it hurts. ”

Just when Qi Bing, the fat man, got carried away, Zhang Jin's chestnut chisel fell on his big head. Qi Bing looked back, only to find that his old brother came back at some point. So he turned his head and said to the two fat faces crowded together on the screen: "There is something, I will talk to you again when I have time." As he spoke, he disconnected the chat app. ,

"Brother, why did you come back so soon? Let your brother and I see, what have you bought? Qi Bing reached out and took the two big bags in Zhang Jin's hands.

Zhang Jin sat down on the other side of the sofa with a smile and asked curiously, "Who were you chatting with just now?" They look like they're sick with you. At least that face is already on par with yours. ”

Qi Bing untied the packing tape of the bundle of books by himself, and replied casually: "That's Li Fatzi and He Fatzi, who met at the Jin City Weight Loss Center." Cellmates with the same prison number. ”

Zhang Jin smiled and stretched out his hand, stabbed the huge pile of meat on Qi Bing's waist, and looked at the fingers that were stuck in and popped out, "You still call people fat, look at you, are you a fifty-step laugh and a hundred steps, or a hundred steps and fifty steps?" ”

"It's not all, it should be a hundred steps and a hundred steps! These two guys aren't as heavy as me, but they're not as tall as me! Besides, their nicknames of Li Fat Man and He Fat Man were not given by me. At that time, in the weight loss center, there were more than two dozen of us in the same period, and all of them were nicknamed Fat. There are eight of us in prison, and in addition to them and me, there are also Lu Fatzi, Bai Fatman, and Li Er's Fat Man......"

Qi Bing's words amused Zhang Jin, "You guys are really good, this nickname is not only appropriate, but everyone calls each other, and no one suffers." It's going to be fun for a bunch of you guys to get together, and it's going to be a dozen. ”

Unexpectedly, it was Qi Bing's bitter face that answered Zhang Jin's funny: "What's interesting, entertain yourself." That's what people call us when we're out there anyway. Big brother, you haven't been so fat, you don't understand. When the teenage Qi Bing said this, he had a bitter taste after the frustration of adults.

Zhang Jin pondered for a while, and through empathy, he finally understood the feelings of special people like Qi Bing, who were obese, disabled, and alien, living in the eyes of others or ridicule or pity or contempt or numbness every day, which made them sit on pins and needles every moment in the crowd. So they often try to avoid people's eyes and prefer to be alone. For a long time, these people will inevitably have some low self-esteem and autism. So it's no wonder that although Qi Bing has only lived in the Jin City Weight Loss Center for a short time, he has a relationship with them like friends for many years. Because they sympathize with each other, because they feel equal to each other, because they need each other's friendship to warm the increasingly closed hearts, because they need this equal friendship to curb the growing inferiority.

Although Zhang Jin felt something, he didn't show it, but patted Qi Bing's belly with a smile and said, "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, your brother and I promise that these fat meat will soon abandon you." As long as you don't give up. ”

Qi Bing, who had just weighed himself, was now full of confidence in Zhang Jin's weight loss method, and when he heard Zhang Jin's words, he also smiled as if he was reluctant: "Hehe, what's reluctant?" Are these white meats waiting to stay and boil oil and cook? Saying that, he also patted the fat on his stomach with his fat hand, which naturally attracted a burst of 'back waves pushing forward waves'.

"Brother, why did you buy such a large number of foreign language books and ancient poems? And what's this, "Baduanjin"? Are you planning to quit being a doctor and become a jack-of-all-trades translator or a teacher? And also a Chinese teacher and physical education teacher? Qi Bing finally turned his attention away from the 'heavy' topic and shifted his attention to the new book that Zhang Jin had purchased.

"I have no hope of being a teacher, so many guys from normal classes can't find a place, and I think it's even more useless to become a monk halfway. But translation, you might as well think about it! How? Do you think this job is very promising? Zhang Jin didn't answer directly, but said jokingly.

Qi Bing couldn't figure out Zhang Jin's intentions for a while, thinking that he really had this plan, and said with some regret: "I heard on the Internet that it seems that learning Spanish and German is quite popular now." But it doesn't seem like a good thing to be a doctor? My parents still want me to go to medical school to study medicine! They say that no matter what time people get sick, the profession of doctor will never go out of style. Besides, with your weight loss skills, big brother, do you still need to learn a foreign language again to do the job of translation? In my opinion, with your hands, it is enough for you to live. Do you know how expensive that weight loss center in Tsu is? ”,

After Qi Bing paused, seeing that Zhang Jin had no intention of bothering to guess, he continued: "Four thousand five, four thousand five a month. With the eldest brother's ability, there are 8,000 people a month. Otherwise, you can open a weight loss home! "No wonder the businessmen in the novel and TV are all fat people, it seems that fat people really have a bit of a businessman's mind. Even Qi Bing, a fat man who is less than twenty years old, is very economically conscious.

Zhang Jin smiled, "Do you really think I want to be a translator?" I'll tell you, not only do I not want to be a translator, but I don't even want to be a doctor. Don't you think I'm living a pretty nourishing day now? What makes money and makes a fortune or something, that's all floating clouds! If it weren't for the fact that you're my brother, I wouldn't have done this to help you lose weight. ”

After all, Qi Bing is young, and he is the age when he is at his most imposing. These young people who have not yet entered the society and have not been crushed by the cruel reality of society are still cherishing the yearning for success and the confidence to get ahead. Each of them thinks that he is the next Bill Gates, and he is the next Jobs, and they can't understand the thoughts of people like Zhang Jin, who have been polished and edged, and even scoff at them.

"Big brother, don't be upset if I say something. Are you like this...... It's too unpursuing! Isn't it said that the age of thirty is the most haode entrepreneurial age? You don't have any ideas? It's just a premature decay! "Qi Bing, a little angry young man, looks like he hates iron but not steel.

Zhang Jin smiled dumbly, "Stinky boy, you also trained your brother." One person has one way to live, I just feel comfortable living like this, and I still break the law? You struggle, big brother supports. Big brother is free, don't talk too much. With that, Zhang Jin punched Qi Bing's plump chest again, got up and left. Dinner time was approaching, and it was time for him, the housewife, to put on his apron and go down to the kitchen.