Chapter 003: Just My Sheep
"Two or three thousand is enough?" Lin Buxin was stunned, and then he was relieved.
Although I have known Li Jiuyang for a long time, who knows if this kid wants to cheat his money? originally thought that the investment in opening a virtual studio must be very large, so Lin Buxin has been hesitant. Now it's okay, two or three thousand is nothing, just give him a bonus, and the loss will be lost.
pushed the money that was going to be given to Li Jiuyang just now to "run away": "You take out this money and toss it, if it's not enough, ask my sister for it." β
"Enough, enough." Li Jiuyang was not polite this time, stuffed the banknotes in his pocket, and said with a smile: "Sister, wait, you will be the boss of the most powerful club in the virtual world in the future, when the time comes, sleep in the golden bed, live in the crystal palace, whoever sees you will have to call the boss!" This is our promise to you, if you can't do it, I'll screw off my head and give you a night pot! β
"Fuck off, sister doesn't need such a big night pot." Lin Buxin's face turned blushing, and then he said with a sad face: "Do you say that the Black Wolf Gang will bring someone to smash our hotel tomorrow?" β
"There is wine today and drunk today, I want to do so much dry hair!" Li Jiuyang lightly picked Lin Buxin's chin with his index finger: "Sister, give us a smile." β
"you, I'm scared." Lin Buxin knocked off Li Jiuyang's dog paws and said depressedly.
"Tell you a story, and you won't be depressed in no time." Li Jiuyang smiled maliciously: "In the past, there was a sister paper next to our rural hometown, and it looked reasonable, but it was too TM water-based poplar flower. After getting married, his husband went out to work, and she stole men at home. β
"It's all exposed on the news, and what rural left-behind women are in this world." Lin Buxin sighed.
"Don't interrupt." Li Jiuyang continued: "Coincidentally, this sister was doing business with a wild man that day, but she didn't expect her husband to come back. For fear of being knocked out of the adultery, he let the wild man put on a sheepskin coat with his bare butt and lurk in the sheepfold. β
"His husband is also anxious, and he is going to push the sister paper when he enters the house, but the sister paper is still wet, and he is afraid that his husband will find a flaw, so he says that it is inconvenient for the past two days, and her husband can only give up." Li Jiuyang lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "This product has been held outside for too long, and my wife is inconvenient, what should I do?" In desperation, he ran to the sheepfold and caught a sheep - it happened to be the wild man. β
"." Lin Buxin glanced at Li Jiuyang, and his little face was slightly red.
"Hey, after working outside for a year, the sow has also become a sable, not to mention the little sheep with white flowers!" Li Jiuyang raised his eyebrows: "So, the man took advantage of the night to push down the sheep like a hungry tiger, and returned to the room satisfied after a crazy pass." Maybe it tasted good, got up in the middle of the night, and went to have a good time with the sheep again. β
Lin Buxin lowered his head and didn't speak, damn it, this TM is also called a story? The whole romance novel!
The next morning, the man got up early, and the taste of the previous night was so good, that he went to the sheepfold again. I just held the sheep down, but I didn't expect the sheep to suddenly stand up and speak: I'll rub your sister! Are you TM crazy, are you crazy? MD, am I the only sheep in the sheepfold? β
"Poof, stinky calf, did you deliberately tease my sister?" Lin Buxin couldn't help but squirt out.
"Look, it's okay to smile, how nice it is." Li Jiuyang said happily: "With this smile just now, even the fifteen or sixteen-year-old little Lori is not as young as you." β
"you, my sister is not old." Lin Buxin pinched Li Jiuyang's face, and then stood up with dignity: "I'll go upstairs and make a few calls, it's best to find someone who can go and make peace with the black wolf, and strive to settle this matter." You clean up and go to bed early. β
"Okay."
After Lin Buxin left, Li Jiuyang turned on the computer and logged in to the official website of Kyushu Group. is also to seize the summer vacation time, Beacon Jiangshan Game will officially start at 8 o'clock tomorrow night. The game is based on the war of five dynasties and ten kingdoms as the historical background, ten countries coexist, and the player's main task is to promote the unification of the country.
Different from previous games, in order to enhance the interaction of the game, Beacon has opened 35 servers at the same time according to provinces, cities, regions, municipalities, etc. In order to get rid of the name of online games, the game has also added special activities, and it is difficult to get ahead in the game if you don't have a certain cultural accumulation.
After reading the information of the Beacon Fire game, it was already past eleven o'clock, Li Jiuyang pulled down the security door and decisively went back to his room to sleep.
Nothing was said all night.
The next day, Lin Buxin stayed at home and waited for the students to check out, Li Jiuyang was like a chicken blood, carrying the money Lin Buxin gave him last night, first running to the city, and then to the supermarket, zuihou is a vegetable market, and he was very busy.
At five o'clock in the evening, all the student couples left, and Lin Buxin closed the door early and cooked a sumptuous dinner by himself.
"Sister, what do you say about the Black Wolf Gang? Why hasn't there been any movement all day? At the dinner table, Li Jiuyang said casually.
Lin Buxin's face was a little sad, and he said with a smile: "God bless us, the black wolf seems to have offended someone, and he is now hospitalized." I said a lot of good things, and he said that it wasn't a big deal, and after that, we set the table for wine, and you just apologized to the green hair in person. β
βdaoqianοΌβ Li Jiuyang smiled.
"Stinky calf, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, we live, we have to bow our heads when we should bow our heads, you know?" Lin Buxin frowned.
"Yes, yes." Li Jiuyang nodded and said, "If it's just for me, let alone daoqian, it's okay to treat them as grandchildren." But if they don't give up, and dare to attack you and the Happy Hotel, and don't break their bones, I will be the king. β
"Stinky calf." Lin Fuxin's parents died when he was a child, and he has long been accustomed to the cold world and the warmth and coldness of people. At this time, listening to what Li Jiuyang said solemnly, she couldn't help but feel sour in her heart, bowed her head to eat and said, "Don't be so good to your sister, it's not worth it." β
"Sister, in fact, you don't need to worry at all." Li Jiuyang pointed to the door and said, "Today I installed eight cameras around the Happiness Hotel, and after entering the game, I set up the Internet to monitor the surrounding situation in an all-round way." Even if the Black Wolves come looking for trouble, I can find out as soon as possible - if it doesn't work, I'll call the police. β
"In addition to that, I bought two game helmets, three bags of rice, a bag of white flour, two barrels of gasoline and a secret weapon against the Black Wolf Gang...... Well, it cost a total of 3,715 yuan and six cents, which is the initial investment of our happiness studio. Li Jiuyang handed Lin Buxin a small book, and he remembered the accounts clearly.
"Sister doesn't look at it." Lin Busin shook his head and said, "Sister is not confident in what virtual studio, if you like it, go get it." Anyway, you know how much money I have, and if you squander it, you will work for me for ten years at the Happiness Hotel. β
"Don't say ten years, it's no problem for a lifetime!" Li Jiuyang smiled happily: "Sister, the game will be launched in two hours, have you thought about your sect and ID?" β
"Hmm." Lin Busin supported his chin with both hands: "Sect Tianxuan, ID Thousand Mountains and Twilight Snow." β
"Ask what is the situation in the world, and the direct teaching promises life and death...... You should have a saying, thousands of miles of stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and twilight snow, who does the shadow go to? Li Jiuyang seemed to be a little touched and said softly.
"I can't see it, I'm quite talented." Lin Buxin chuckled softly: "What about you? What school to choose? β
"I, no sect! Game ID: Super Pull Wind, Strong Fierce Man! Li Jiuyang snorted triumphantly.
"A strong hunk?" Lin Buxin's face flushed slightly: "It's not serious in reality, and it's not serious in the game." β
"Hey, we're really temperamental, real men." Li Jiuyang snorted disappreciatively: "Sister, you go upstairs first to familiarize yourself with the game operation...... Well, let's not set our goal too high this month, just 20,000 or 30,000! β
"Can you make twenty or thirty thousand a month playing games? Isn't that more lucrative than opening a hostel? Lin Buxin shook his head disappreciatively: "The waiter with a monthly salary of 2,000 yuan, I really don't know how much lung capacity you have, and you dare to blow the bullfork so big." β
"Ha, sister, I want to complete this goal, is there a reward?" Li Jiuyang's eyes lit up.
"Yes." Lin Busin didn't take this matter to heart at all, and said with a smile: "If you can really earn 20,000 yuan, my sister will sleep with you, are you satisfied?" β
"Oh my God, sister, the price is finally clearly marked!" Li Jiuyang took out all the money in his pocket and counted it: "Sister, I still have eighty yuan here, otherwise let's sleep first, and I will sell blood to pay you back after the remaining nine thousand nine hundred and twenty yuan?" β
"Fuck off, I haven't heard that pickled girls can still get credit." Lin Buxin kicked Li Jiuyang and went upstairs with a game helmet.
Li Jiuyang smirked, on a dull day, flirting with my sister is actually a kind of happiness. After the meal, he took out his so-called "secret weapon against the Black Wolf Gang" from the storage room, and after more than half an hour, he finally prepared everything. Looking at his masterpiece, this product is even happier, it doesn't matter if the Black Wolf Gang doesn't come, it will definitely be enough for them to hurt.
Lin Buxin was a little clean, Li Jiuyang cleaned the entire living room, and then went upstairs to take a comfortable hot bath. At around 7:45, Li Jiuyang, who had changed into close-fitting pajamas, was lying on the bed, stroking the game helmet lovingly, and a lewd figure appeared in his mind.
"Old man, look at it, let's follow your steps, and we will use our own hands to lay down a big territory!" The moment he put on his helmet and activated the login, Li Jiuyang muttered to himself.
Bite!
System prompt: Kyushu Group reminds you that there are 14 minutes and 36 seconds left before the launch of the Beacon River, do you bind the game equipment and establish a character?
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"A must!"
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Bite!
System prompt: Please enter your ID number!
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Bite!
System prompt: The ID number is successfully verified, and the system is conducting a macro scan!
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Bite!
System prompt: The game device is successfully bound, please name the character!
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With a few system prompts, a virtual character almost identical to Li Jiuyang appeared in front of him, and Li Jiuyang, who had already thought of the ID, naturally did not hesitate: "Strong and macho!" β
Bite!
System Prompt: Congratulations, the character has been created successfully, and I wish you a happy game!
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